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llamas with hats starter sentences

“My stomach was makin’ the rumblies that only hands could satisfy.”

“That must of been horrifying to watch!”

“Why would you think any of this was a good idea?“

“That hurt my feelings. Now we’re both in the wrong.“

“All you do is kill people, _____!”

“______, please. I really gave you every chance I could. I just–I can’t do it anymore.”

“I know you’ve done something. You’ve always done something.”

“I do not kill people. That is, that is my least favorite thing to do.”

“And I, uh, I stabbed him 37 times in the chest.“

“______, that kills people!“

“…you sure like your yelling.”

“You know what’s gross? Your attitude.”

“I’m not responsible for this, I’ve been jamming on the saxophone all morning.”

“I’m coming in _____, I’m sorry if this violates your restraining order but it’s important!”

“No you cannot take off the mask, it has to look right when I throw you in the blood canal.”

“You were headbutting children off the side of the ship!”

“I will not apologize for art.”

“It was horrifying! Your mouth unhinged like a snake!”

“Something is down here with us.”

“I think I’m gonna throw… oh God, one touched me.”

“Shh - do you hear that? That’s the sound of forgiveness.“

“That’s the sound of people drowning, ______!”

“That is what forgiveness sounds like. Screaming and then silence.”

“How would you feel if I called your work a monstrosity?”

“Fine. If you’re going to whine about it, I can sew them back on.”

"Oh… I guess you’re gone…”

“You must finish your work, ______.”

“Its efficiency, never before has this many dead bodies been so manageable.”

“Probably because I’m a dangerous sociopath with a long history of violence. I don’t understand how you keep forgetting that.”