Hello investors! Cave Johnson here, founder and CEO of Aperture Science.
Llamas, they’re proud, majestic, cheap on the black market, and Aperture Science just bought twenty thousand of them due to a shipping error.
Now some of you may be having trouble imagining twenty thousand Llamas. That is because Llamas should not exist in quantities that large, which is why Aperture is starting the “Adopt a Llama” campaign.
Want a brown Llama? Aperture’s got you covered. Want a slightly grey Llama? Get em’ here. Looking for conjoined twin Llamas? I’ve counted at least eight of them already. Want a Llama in a lab coat? Oh that one’s actually an employee, I’m not allowed to sell them anymore.
Point is if you’re looking for a place to buy Llamas of legally questionable origin, Aperture’s the only way to go!