S/O: Why is the floor all red and sticky?
Yandere: I guess you can say it is red and sticky
S/O: What are we standing in
Yandere: Would you believe me if I said it was Strawberry milkshake?
S/O: No I wouldn’t actually
Yandere: Um melted gumdrops?
Yandere: Boat Nectar?
Yandere: Oh I got it! Some of God’s tears?
S/O: Just tell me the truth!
Yandere: Fine….it was those two guys who were staring at you on the subway