llama i mean no

          “Oh, my god!” Sierra screeched as she the saw the llama on the side of the street, running over to reach it before anyone else. “Oh my god—” The brunette repeated, petting the animal in front of her as it chewed on something in its mouth. Making weird grunting noises, the llama seemed pretty tame as its owner complained down his phone, but as she made her way to the front of it with a smile everything changed. The devil was in it’s eye and before she could move out of the way, the animal spat all over her face and turned around. “Oh. My. God.” She didn’t dare breathe in, instead wiping spit from her cheek and accidentally flung it towards the passers by on the sidewalk. “Fuck.

people on my dash are complaining abt d+p’s branding for the tatinof movie and documentary. .. .  and i’m like …. my pals… . . remember ….this is their chance to dump it all and move on. they are leaving it all with a bang. the rebranding is coming. embrace the storm for now while you can.

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Ryan: I wonder if he is going to stick around in the city a bit more. 

Zach: Oh llama, I hope not!

Jeb: It wouldn’t be that bad, it means he isn’t bugging us is the suburbs. 

Haha, very funny Jeb. 

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On the one hand, my gender is completely unimportant. On the other hand, it’s still kind of frustrating when people get it wrong.

What’s more frustrating is the reason why people get it wrong (read: nonsensical societal standards that need to go away). Yes, I like cute things and bright colors. No, this doesn’t have to mean anything. This has nothing to do with gender.

  • [plotting ways to kill Angelique]
  • Dorian: Ah, how shall I do it? Oh, I know. I'll turn her into a flea, a harmless, little flea, and then I'll put that flea in a box, and then I'll put that box inside of another box, and then I'll mail that box to myself, and when it arrives...
  • [laughs]
  • Dorian: ...I'll smash it with a hammer! It's brilliant, brilliant, brilliant, I tell you! Genius, I say!
  • [knocks over bottle of poison on flower, which shrivels up and dies]
  • Dorian: Or, to save on postage, I'll just poison her with this.

anonymous asked:

ok so what the hell does the drawing in the computer behind dan (and on his twitter profile) mean anyway. i get the llamas, the whisk, the xD, the sexy endscreen dance, the existential crisis (what, no more of those?), and the trashcan, but can someone explain to me what the female and male signs mean???? i'm confused. also, the black patch on the front... does it mean he's ready to embrace colours? 'cause i'm down for that

they’re rolls. gender rolls. gender roles. “gender rolls are the worst kind of bread” yakno

onwards aoshima llama hedge

(well at least now i know for sure i can’t paint humans)

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Dear Diary,

Why do men in this town look like Llamas? Okay, maybe not all of them. I mean some look like bears. How am I supposed to find someone to make babies with when my choices are so limited? I just want a wizard in bed, you know, like Merlin. And if I can’t have a guy with a big sword, I’ll settle for one who knows how to play baseball. No, forget baseball. Let him be creative at least. Yes, creativity goes a long way in keeping a girl happy…

Here is a masterpost of my favorite Bellarke fanfics. This is a very long one, since I’m terrible at picking, but I hope you’ll enjoy it nonetheless.
Note: I placed the names of the writers above in case you’d be interested in seeing more of their work. Also my small descriptions of the fics can be too general, so check out their summary for more info

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