llama here and there


“My wife’s family owns a llama farm/vineyard combo here in North Carolina. This was her llama from when she was 12 years old. She used to travel the country showing him in llama shows (sorta like dog shows but with llama) so he is very special to our family!” - Tmo1992

great comet characters as shit my classmates have said pt. 2
  • natasha: "i gave my boyfriend a stick of deodorant to celebrate our one month anniversary"
  • pierre: "gender is a social construct, time is a social construct and i don't want to exist anymore"
  • anatole: *holding a bottle full of an unknown green substance* "do you think it would be dangerous to use this as a face wash?"
  • dolokhov: "why the fuck is there eleven water bottles in your locker? i'm not kidding what the fuck"
  • marya: *trying to read while a group of kids are arguing loudly* "our father who art in heaven hallowed be thy name please give me the sweet release of death"
  • andrey: *after missing an entire week of school* "what the fuck am i doing here"
  • sonya: *after seeing someone throw a stuffed llama across the room* "do you think llamas have feelings?"
  • mary: "yeah my dad has some pretty funny nicknames for me. my personal favorite nickname is 'disappointment'"
  • hélène: *after angrily slamming a locker so hard that the lock breaks* "what class was i supposed to have now?"
  • balaga: "i just found a dried apricot slice in my sock"
  • bolkonsky: "i think i just forgot how to breathe for a minute there"
Llamas with Hats starter meme
  • There's a dead human in our house.
  • I do not kill people. That is- that is my LEAST favourite thing to do.
  • And I, uh, well I stabbed him 37 times in the chest.
  • Yeah, I'm in the wrong here. I suck.
  • My stomach was making the rumblies that only hands would satisfy.
  • You sunk an entire cruise ship.
  • I would think I would remember something like that.
  • Would you believe it's strawberry milkshake?
  • I will not apologize for art.
  • Looking at the trajectory of the moon and the sun, probably at the bottom of the ocean.
  • I have a problem. I have a serious problem.
  • Shh, do you hear that? That's the sound of forgiveness.
  • That is what forgiveness sounds like. Screaming and then silence.
  • I don't know about you but I am having a wonderful time here.
  • The people have spoken. Viva la resistance!
  • That was a foot. I appear to have swallowed an entire person.
  • Well, that explains why my mojito is taking so long...
  • It was horrifying. Your mouth unhinged like a snake.
  • That hurt my feelings. Now we're BOTH in the wrong.
  • Well, I'm building a meat dragon, and not just ANY meat will do.
  • I feel like I've been issued a challenge.
  • I totally don't remember your name.
  • Well, if you'll excuse me, I have some pictures to delete from my computer.
  • I'm not responsible for this. I've been jamming on the saxophone all morning.
  • Clue number 1- the imposter is a phantom.
  • What's that? It's hard to hear you over the sound of a melting city.
  • I ripped the tag off a mattress.
  • Who's laughing? Clearly not all the people who just exploded.
  • Friendship is two friends munching on a well-cooked face together.
  • You're right, it's not nearly as tasteful as I pictured in my head.
  • Probably because I'm a dangerous sociopath with a long history of violence.
  • It's a lovely day out, we're having a great time, what have you done.
  • I stepped on a ladybug by accident.
  • I may have created a crack in space-time.
  • I think I was expecting worse.
  • But this is totally fucked, bro!
  • I don't understand how or why you do anything!
  • And the payment is baby hands.
  • I'm the Henry Ford of human meat.
  • It's not a meat grinder, it's an orphan stomper.
  • It's everything. Everything you've done, ever.
  • That looks like a meat dragon.
  • Did you finish your meat dragon?
  • Now how would you feel if I called your work a monstrosity?
  • Of course I had to use faces. Anything else would be disrespecting the art.
  • I disagreed with the election results.
  • I think their bodies are still in my blood canal.
  • You're sitting. You never sit.
  • Pianos aren't supposed to bleed and scream!
  • Why can't you go horrify someone else?
  • You made a mask of my face?
  • To some, you are now known as Nikolai Sponakoff, brutal leader of the Russian opium cartel.
  • I used up the rest of my savings buying the swans.
  • I buried a large chest of dubloons once, I could go dig that up.
  • A lot of something is in a hole somewhere.
  • I'm putting on some music. I'm not listening anymore.
  • I think I would have remembered dismembering someone and putting all their bits on the ground right here.
  • You said you weren't coming back.
  • I'm kind of just freestyling it these days.
  • Oh, it's my gore pit.
  • I think my legs are broken.
  • That's probably a basilisk. It probably won't bother us. The stupid thing only eats CHIPOTLE!
  • Were you always this creepy?
  • All the hands are eaten, all the meat creatures are made, unleashed, and then also eaten...
  • Yelling. Also a felony.
  • I'm sorry if this violates your restraining order, but it's important.
  • Oh, hey. I didn't do that...

morally-ambiguous-llama  asked:

This may sound like a stupid question, but here goes - what does referring to someone by surname without honorifics usually mean? About the speaker's personality or relation to the addressee. Because HaruMaki, Hoshi, and I think Hinata refer to people like that, so I'm curious as to what it can mean or represent

Yobisute is generally considered pretty rude to use with people you don’t know, and perfectly accepted between people who are close–this is because it’s kind of like an expression of familiarity/being equal to or above the person you’re speaking to.

In real life, honorifics and how they’re used is pretty complicated and messy–you’d never go up to your boss or teacher or whatever and just call them by their surname unless you had a particularly pally relationship with them, but on the whole not everyone follows the “rules” as it were.

In fiction, meanwhile, usually these decisions are made in order to tell you something about the character.

Hinata probably doesn’t use honorifics because symbolically he’s trying to very hard to convince himself that he’s on everyone else’s level. HaruMaki doesn’t use them because she is 1000% done with these losers and ain’t here to make friends. Hoshi doesn’t use them because he’s done hard time and is outside the normal mores of society. Momota doesn’t use them because he’s just the type of dude who speaks really informally/rudely. Yumeno doesn’t use them because it’s probably too much of a pain in the ass to bother.


Happy Birthday to one of the most wonderful people in the world. One of the most talented girls who inspires me and gives me strength. My dearest Amber, who is so precious to me. ♡ Thank you for being who you are, for teaching me a lot of things and for giving us such valuable and beautiful messages that quite apart from me, have helped many others too. I feel so proud of you and for everything you do. I’ll always support and be here for you. I love you so much cutie llama. ♡♡
#HappyBersDay #HappyBersDay2016  #HappyLlamaDay #엠버생일축하해유 

fahc idea were Ryan actually bought a Zoo. Or at least that’s what he tells the crew, they want to see his zoo but he wont tell them were it is. So the news for an entire month is the Fakes are breaking into zoos. They don’t steal anything they just try to get a reaction out of Ryan. By now they’ve broken into every zoo in 200 mile radius of Los Santos and still Ryan wont tell them. Months pass and everyone forgets about Ryan’s zoo. Until Geoff comes up with this great outing for the Crew. He decides to take them to the tiny little dinky Petting Zoo just a little South of Trevors Airbase. Ryan is adamantly against it and no one knows why. They go anyway thinking the Lads would have fun making fun of the livestock and if not they can get a Llama to spit on Gavin. So heres the crew piled into one of Jacks roadtrip Vans and Ryan is practically coming up with any excuse to go back to the Penthouse:
“I left my set of Knives there.” Ryan plays with the lock on the door looking like he was debating on jumping out.

“You have another set anyways.” Jack nervously watches Ryan as the other four crew members bickered in the back.

“I left those too.”

So they get there and maybe two families and a straggler is there. They quickly exit, especially when thet see Ryan’s mask. (No one knows why he decided to wear it.)

They enter the petting zoo and the Lads run off, yelling of getting Jeremy to try and ride an Ostrich. Ryan looks like he’s about to tell them no but he shuts his mouth quickly.

The Gents follow at a slower pace, and they watch as every animal chases Ryan down their fence, almost like they knew him. Geoff finds it hilarious but Jack has this sudden all knowing look on her face and she asks as the pass a Bull Cow that is practically begging Ryan for some kind of food or petting:

“So your zoo…” Jack smirks as Geoff is currently complaining about an Alpaca screaming at him.

Ryan looks around before pulling his mask off. “Listen they all needed homes.”

Jack nods, “What’s the Bulls name?” Her eyes glint because she already knows the answer.



Aisha: What do you mean you won’t take a selfie with me?

Superllama: I don’t take pictures with… civilians.

Aisha: Aha, I’m sure that’s the case. That’s fine. I’m done with you, stupid llama! And I knew those muscles here just padding, you faker!

Superllama: Wait, no! Don’t—I meant—

Aisha: Bye, Felicia!

One Last Piggyback
  • One Last Piggyback
  • Brian H. Kim
  • Star vs. the Forces of Evil - Camping Trip

From Star vs. the Forces of Evil - Camping Trip. This episode is like a top 5 episode for me so far. Maybe top 3. Father/child storylines always kill me and this one is elegantly told, the jokes are razor sharp, and Alan Tudyk’s voice work is beyond incredible here. “Don’t be weird, Marco” and “llama pajama” deserve Annies all on their own. Between this episode and Ludo in the Wild, his work this season is blowing my mind.

This melody is the “King Butterfly Theme” and will be coming back in various forms later this season. Burn it into your brains. We’re doing this with a bunch of recurring characters. Next week especially.