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If Lloyd and Morro were roommates
  • Lloyd: *comes back from getting groceries and opens the door to see a dead human on the floor*
  • Lloyd: Morro!! There's a dead guy in our house!
  • Morro: Woaw hey, how did he get here?
  • Lloyd: Morro! What did you do?!
  • Morro: Me! Ah-I I didn't do this!
  • Lloyd: Explain what happened Morro!
  • Morro: I have never seen him before in my life!
  • Lloyd: Why did you kill this person Morro!
  • Morro: I do not kill people. That is, that is my least favorite thing to do.
  • Lloyd: Tell me Morro, exactly what you were doing before I got home?
  • Morro: Alright well, I was upstairs
  • Lloyd: Okay.
  • Morro: I was uh, I was sitting in my room
  • Lloyd: Yes?
  • Morro: Reading a book
  • Lloyd: Go on
  • Morro: And well, this guy walked in
  • Lloyd: Ok
  • Morro: And I went up to him
  • Lloyd: Yes?
  • Morro: And I uh, I stabbed him 37 times in the chest.
  • Lloyd: ...Morro! That kills people!!