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Ashelia Riot has walked a short distance away from the High Seraph in the middle of the night, though the atmosphere makes it difficult for her to discern the time.
Edge Marbrand wakes at the sound of her movement and follows after her.
Ashelia Riot: I hope I wasn’t too loud.
Edge Marbrand shakes his head.
Edge Marbrand: Not at all. I figured you wouldn’t be able to sleep, and I was sleeping light anyway.
Ashelia Riot purses her lips, though she doesn’t seem overtly distressed.
Edge Marbrand is surprised he was able to sleep at all; it was impossible for him to feel safe here.
Edge Marbrand: I suppose we can let Arae'sae know we’ll take over the watch.
Ashelia Riot nods.
Ashelia Riot: …My dreams have changed.
Edge Marbrand: Changed? How so?
Ashelia Riot: I’m dreaming of myself, for once. In Azys Lla.
Edge Marbrand sits down on the cliffside overlooking the camp below, staring off into the distance.
Ashelia Riot: It’s never happened before. Perhaps once or twice throughout my life, but…
Ashelia Riot trails off, then goes to sit down next to him.
Edge Marbrand: Tell me about it?
Edge Marbrand’s voice is soft.

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things said on skype starters. 

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K, mut for real onks suomella mitään hienoi (t)urbaanilegendoi?? Kun joillain USA:lla ja japanil on kaikki mothmanit, slendermanit, mitkä lienee jänisdildot ja japanil kuolleita muijia vessoissa ja juna-asemilla jotka tappaa sut jos et oo saanu kokeesta hyvää numeroa?
Kuvittelen et suomen turbaanilegendat on semmosta settii mis kävelet Puotilan metroaseman päästä päähän kolme kertaa ja kolmannella kerralla juot kossu pullon ykkösel alas niin seuraavalla metrolla tulee kusen hajuinen Väinämöinen ruoskimaan sua vihdalla perseelle ja voit häätää sen heittämällä salmiakkia sen silmille.

so astoryheadedhome made me this for christmas