lizzie's sharing her thoughts

if you boil it down, Starkid took one of the worst tropes I can think of - all you need for a good life is a handsome hot guy who loves and understands the real you because he’s the only one who sees what a special and unique flower you are -

and applied it to Voldemort of all characters

and they made it glorious

No, but this time they have literally the best phrase to use in the teaser already in the book and I bet they’ll blow right past it

I mean

what better way to make the teaser than to have the Gladers crawl out of darkness, breathing heavily. Screen goes white for a second as they are blended by light, music teasing the hell out of us. Cut to an endless seeming desert, and then the camera pans to Newt, and he says ‘Pretty sure we just arrived in bloody hell.’ Music swells and it changes to a rapidly edited, fast paced glimpses of what will be in the movie, just split seconds of each. For example. Winston screaming in anguish. Group B girls kicking ass. Brenda and Thomas running in the abandoned city. Jorge acting up like he’s crazy. Bodies hanging from a ceiling. Minho beating the shit out of a certain somebody. Ratman sitting quietly in his chair. Aris staring at Thomas. Lightning striking. Teresa hitting Thomas with the spear. And at the end, a shot of the Cranks, with or without noses, going batshit insane. The music stops abruptly, and the screen goes back to Newt, who finishes his sentence. 'Always thought you’d end up here, Minho, but not me.’ And Minho looks at him. 'Good that.’ Screen goes black.THE SCORCH TRIALS. SEPTEMBER 2015 emerges from the darkness.

but how much do you want to bet they cut that sentence from the movie’s script, too?

OH MY GOD OF COURSE DID THE CAMERA PAN TO CLINT WHEN ULTRON WOKE

‘YOU’RE ALL PUPPETS’

BECAUSE CLINT IS THE ONLY ONE WHO KNOWS HOW IT IS TO BE A MINDLESS PUPPET CONTROLLED BY SOMEONE

THAT’S WHY HE HAS THIS KILLER EXPRESSION ON HIS FACE WHILE EVERYONE ELSE SEEMS WORRIED

HE HATED BEING LOKI’S LITTLE MARIONETTE

AND NOW HE LEFT HIS COZY FARM TO RUN INTO THE NEXT MADMAN WITH THE EXACT SAME THINKING