-Christ! That’s the Blacklister? Excuse me, who gave you the right to have such a sexy voice??
-Sexy voice just got his ass whipped.
-ah Red. You and your planes.
-Navabi is the new Liz y'all.
-Liz. Don’t be a bitch… Red is totally fucking right-and you’re totally not helping by defending El Nuevo Sucio.
-Oh my God Liz. The real snake here is FUCKIN KIRK AND YOUR DIRTY EL SUCIO OF A HUSBAND.
-IT’S BAZ!!!!!!! He’s my favorite 😊
-AW. Sexy voice is dead.
-omggggg. Shirtless Aram!
-it’s gonna be Red interrupting the sexy times!
-dude-I love these freaking sessions with Red where he pulls his squad together 😄.
-“Excuse me, sweetheart.” Red and Samar are gonna get it on. I called it. Liz is too blind to jump him first.
-If Liz is acting about being pissed of at Red but it really pissed then WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING THE FUCK ON? YOU’RE ALL FUCKING LIARS.
-RED! SAVE MR. KAPLAN!!
-our BOI SAID IT. A FUCKING FABRICATED DNA TEST.
-since when THE FUCK DOES SHE SPEAK RUSSIAN!?
-why hello KATE LORD! You fucking shit face!
-omg look at Samar’s face she just wants to protect Aram.
-OH MY GOD MY POOR BABY!
-*bitch-face and bitch-voice.* I’ve got my own rubber ducky!
-aww. He was having happy times by binge-watching shit.
-omg. She’s got her mans back.
-MESS THAT BITCH UP, SAMAR.
-Red and Cooper are having a coffee date!
-ooooooooooooooooh my fucking God Liz.
-did Aram just call her a Puta!? I think he ducking did!
-Aram’s first undercover mission: FAILED. 😄 you cinnamon roll.
-I like how Ressler was just exasperated at Aram and Samar’s just like: bitch shut the fuck up he’s fine.
-Ressler totally fucking looked at Samar when Aram said he’s in love with someone else 😄😄😄
-I’d kill a bitch if I knew they were running criminal shit from my fucking place.
-“QUACK QUACK BITCH”
-I don’t fucking understand. Liz pulled wool over her eyes left and right whenever Red tried FUCKING TELLING HER THE TRUTH. AND THIS COMPLETE FUCKUP JUST COMES WALTZING IN AND SHE IMMEDIATELY BELIEVES HIM?!!
-AND ON TOP OF THAT SHE’S FUCKING BETRAYING HER FRIENDS WHO RISKED THEIR LIVES FOR HER AND HER DAUGHTER AND RED WHO’S SAVED HER LIFE COUNTLESS TIMES!
-ahhhhhh yes. You know now that you fucked up Liz. But she honest to fuck DOES NOT know what the fuck she wants anymore does she? She doesn’t want to kill Kirk because he’s her daddy, but she also knows she’s nothing but a cure to his illness? And she hates Red but doesn’t want to risk him either?
-AWWWWWWWW YISSSSSSS. SAMAR IS HAPPENING.
OH MAH GHERRRRRRRRD. RED AND AGNES!
-EAT SHIT KIRK.
-oh, Mr. Kaplan.
-so they’re gonna get a place of their own, and Agnes is gonna get taken again, and it’s gonna be like Taken 3 yes?
A/N: Drabble about Stefan bonding with the kids and pampering them a little too much.
She heard the commotion coming from the bedroom as she
applied toothpaste on her brush. Sounded like the kids had sneaked back in for
the third time that night. She shook her head and smiled.
Whatever worry she had that the kids would be unhappy with
yet another change was quickly doused as soon as they had spent a day with
Stefan at the boarding house. They had taken to both Stefan and the big house
so well in fact that it was as if they were on vacation every time they were here.
It had become rather difficult to get them to adhere to their usual sleep
patterns with their overactive little imaginations telling them they were
living in an enchanted castle. Stefan was no help whatsoever. He, to her
surprise, indulged them in every way possible and they loved him for it.
She stepped into the room to find the kids jumping on her
“Girls! We talked about this. Time for bed!”
“Stefan said we could stay for five more minutes” Josie said
“He did?” Caroline asked narrowing her eyes at Stefan.
He smiled at her sheepishly. “Well its just five more
“Stefan tell us about the for—forbidd-en room again” Lizzie
“The forbidden room?” Caroline asked.
“yeah it’s a room that you cant open never.” Josie said with
her eyes wide open.
“Yeah you cant go in that room Mommy” Lizzie agreed with her
sister shaking her head furiously.
“Hmmm.. well Stefan will have to tell you more tomorrow.”
She said indicating that it was time for them to go back to bed.
“Five more minutes?” Josie asked, her eyes wide and
“No” Caroline answered quickly before Stefan could respond.
“Are you gonna tuck us in?” Lizzie asked Stefan.
“Sure” He said warmly.
“I wanna piggy –back. Josie got to piggy-back last time”
“Alright then, all aboard” Stefan said as Lizzie climbed on
his back. He lifted Josie with one hand and held her close to his chest. “LETS
GO” He said as if they were going on a joy ride.
Caroline watched as her kids giggled all the way to their
room. She wanted Stefan and her kids to get along, but never imagined he would
love them so much.