lizzie!mr bennet

i feel like keira knightley plays a role in every sapphic girl’s realization that she’s not straight… it seems to be such a universal experience?? we all saw her either as elizabeth bennet or elizabeth swann growing up and im 99% sure we all ended up gay because of it

Side effects of reading a Jane Austen novel
  • An improved vocabulary
  • A general feeling of happiness
  • A higher set of expectations for a possible partner
  • A hatred for the names Wickham and Collins
  • An enthusiasm for dancing 
  • A love for introverted male leads
  • A fear of going out in the rain, as it may lead to a very serious illness
  • A desire to take walks in the countryside
  • A newfound love for the word “ardently”

idk who u are or where i am. if you diss pride and prejudice im comin for ur ungrateful ass. we could be standing at the alter abt to say ‘i do’ and if you say ‘ugh i hate pride and prejudice’ id fcking leave you. id walk out of my own wedding. i could be under anesthesia about to have major surgery and hear my doctor say ‘i never liked austen novels’ and id wake up just to request a different doctor. u could be the president of the united states and say ‘they’re just love stories’ and id deck you right there, right in front of secret service. im waiting and im ready to fight

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The Lizzie Bennet Diaries 5 Year Anniversary - My Name is Lizzie Bennet - Ep: 1 (April 9th 2012)

Who am I? I’m a 24 year old grad student with a mountain of student loans, living at home and preparing for a career.