lizards as one

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hi yes, I will take one hand-full of uromastyx please. thanks.

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this was the best angle i could get offhand on the blueprints.. messed with the levels and distorted it into a squarer shape, but i still can’t read anything like.. SUPER vital

small points of interest:

  • labeled 2 (top right) as though there were an earlier prototype
  • i guess ink comes up through a pipe set into the floor
  • the studios are just named Joey Drew Studios
  • mr. “I’M OUTTA HEAH” aka. wally franks appears to be a janitor of some authority
  • the other name on it is Murray Hill, a repairman, which may or may not end up being significant

text transcript, what I can read of it:

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How far can I toss a kobold?

Context: It’s my first legit game of D&D, And i decided i wanted to play a Lizard folk barbarian, and one of the other members was a Kobold monk. 

GM: “You see a moat that measures around 30 feet and 10 feet deep.”

Dwarf paladin: Can we swim across it?

GM: The guards will see you if you don’t sneak.

Paladin: Thats not happening.

Kobold monk: Well I have proficiency in sneak….

Me: How far can I toss a kobold?

Kobold & others :Excuse me? What? Etc.

GM : Whats you’re strength and your height? 

Me: 15 and i’m 7'1…

Gm: 50 feet, athletics check on advantage.

Kobold: Wont the guards still see it?

Gm: Good point, both of you roll stealth after he rolls to throw you.

Me: *Rolls nat 20 for athletics and then a  nat 20 on stealth, .*

Kobold: *Rolls a 5 on his stealth.*

GM: So, the lizardman picks the kobold up by both of his arms and starts spinning him around before letting him go, the guards couldn’t see him as he was perfectly hidden by the shade from mountains in the distance, but they do notice a SCREAMING tiny lizard sailing through the air over the moat. tiny lizard monk, give me an acrobatics roll.

Kobold *rolls 1*

Gm: And the kobalb does not stick the landing….in fact he thought the wall would cushion him….the kobold is unconciouss and will wake up in the dungeon after he wakes up.

Kobold: Why would you do this. 

Me: I wanted to see how far i could throw you… It’s your fault that you couldn’t be thrown right.

Any good reptile vet worth their salt would not say

‘As long as the lizards needs are met they would be fine on sand’

Impaction is always a risk no matter what, do not risk ur reptiles health for a 'natural’ look that isn’t even their natural habitat.
Keep ur reptiles on safe substrate like tile, paper towel, etc.
That is all.

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I, for one, love homosexual-scented candles.

but jeez I wanted to create a new sexualities post, bigger, better,  and more inclusive than the lizards sexuality one I did last year. I’m kind of proud of this! Have some informative pride candles, or something like that. A

Also huge props to @pride-flags-for-us because without them I’d be lost on a lot of these flags (and also wouldn’t have discovered a lot of sexualities). 

Someone asks Keith what he misses about earth and instead of talking about the like six things he does actually miss (his hoverbike, the view of the desert from his roof, that one lizard he befriended, etc) Keith’s mind blanks and he says “uhhh…………. cereal.”

And on that day everyone discovers who is on Team Cereal and who is Wrong

-Some backstory. We had just killed some Lizard people after getting drop out of an air ship. We need'ed information so they managed to keep one Lizard dude alive. So my fellow players, a Wizard and Paladin went to work TORTURING the HELL out of this Lizard guy. The Paladin/bad cop couldn't speak Daconic but the Wizard/good cop did. So there’s me, only offering question the Wizard to ask the Lizard man and a Monk looked on as these two went to town on this poor, poor Lizard man. After the game the Wizard made a post on Facebook that I HAD to share on here.-
 
“Learned two things from a game of Pathfinder.
1. I am armed with a ludicrous amount of reptile puns. Lizard Folk, beware.
2. To my great horror, I am perfectly willing to disregard the Geneva Convention’s laws regarding treatment of prisoners of war while engaged in the pursuit of loot and level-ups, provided that someone else does the beating.”