lizard suit

i was eating a banana and then i had a revelation 

ok so

the paladin suits are canonically able to morph into whatever size the paladin who wears them is, as shown by hunk in episode one

alteans are canonically able to shapeshift as we find out in episode ten

so do u think that they gave the suits the ability to shift with the paladin’s size so if they ever had to shapeshift for a mission, their suits would be able to shift in size with them?

anonymous asked:

"You fell asleep on me in the subway and I should probably wake you up and its my stop next stop but it’s okay, I can always just catch the subway back…" if you have time!! :)

Dedicated to @biblionerd07!

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“Great job!” Bucky says, jogging to catch up to Steve Rogers as he leaves the office. “I thought those mock-ups were fantastic.”

“Oh, uh, thanks,” Steve says, adjusting his scarf. It, along with his puffy coat, look like they’re about to swallow him. It’s adorable.

“And your presentation was super polished. I was really impressed. I’m in sales—”

“I know you’re in sales,” Steve says.

Bucky tries not to read in that. “Yeah! Good. I was just tryin’ to say that um, we don’t see a lot of presentations that’re that polished. It was really refreshin’.”

Somehow, despite the scarf and coat and his thick-framed glasses, Steve manages to level Bucky with a Look. “Thanks,” he says.

“So are you, uh, gettin’ the F train?” Bucky asks. “I’ve seen you on it a few times. I take it every day,” he adds, hoping it doesn’t come out as creepy. It probably came out as creepy.

He waits a long moment then says, “Yeah, I’ll be on the F train.”

Bucky nods and keeps walking, pretty sure that Steve just wants him to shut up and leave him alone.

Of course, the one time he actually has an excuse to talk to Steve and he’s already worn out his welcome.

After a minute or so, Steve sighs. “Sorry,” he says. “I’m being a jerk.”

“No, no!” Bucky says. “It’s not a big, I mean, I’m the one who…”

“I was up all night working on the presentation,” Steve says. “I haven’t slept all night, and I didn’t shower, so I’m pretty embarrassed to even be talking to you.” He sort of shrinks down into his scarf.

“Oh jeez,” Bucky says, as they start down the staircase to the train station.

“So I promise that I’m more of a person sometimes.”

“Sometimes?” Bucky asks, swiping his card and going through the turnstiles, still close behind Steve.

Steve shrugs. “I’m not a people person,” he says.

“Better than a lizard in a person suit,” Bucky says. Steve shoots him another Look, but this time he’s… smiling a little.

“I guess,” he says.

They walk to the platform, Bucky happily surprised that Steve is letting him tag along, even if they are just standing in silence. When the train pulls up Steve walks in, then looks back towards Bucky and gestures for him to follow. Trying to keep his smile from getting too wide, Bucky scurries after him.

There are a few open seats and Steve drops into one with a huff. Bucky sits next to him, unable to keep from feeling a bit smug. He’s on the train next to his crush. Doesn’t get a whole lot better than that. “Where’s your stop?” Bucky asks.

“Neptune Avenue,” Steve says. “You?”

“Prospect Park.”

“Not too far from each other, all things considered,” Steve says, yawning.

“Nope!” Bucky says. He waits a long minute and then says, wringing his hands, “Maybe if you’re not busy we could—“

He almost jumps when Steve’s head hits his shoulder.

Bucky looks down and Steve is out, snoring and adorable, glasses askew. Bucky smiles and settles in. There’s no harm in letting Steve get some rest, and Bucky is sure that he won’t sleep for that long. Bucky hasn’t been able to do so much as take a cat nap on the train.

But then one stop goes by, and another. The car gets increasingly crowded but Steve remains asleep, soft hair tickling the edge of Bucky’s jaw.

Bucky realizes that Steve’s going to sleep through his stop. Of course, Bucky would have to wake him up to get off at Prospect Park, but given how easily Steve conked out the first time, there’s a pretty good chance that he’d just fall back asleep.

Prospect Park comes and goes, and Bucky stays in the train.

It’s not hard to sit and wait for Steve’s stop. The crowd thins out and things get more comfortable, so it’s actually pleasant. A few minutes before Neptune Avenue Bucky maneuvers himself around so that he can tap Steve’s shoulder. “Steve?” he asks. Steve grumbles and sort of rubs his head into Bucky’s shoulder. Bucky chuckles. “C’mon buddy, your stop is comin’ up,” Bucky says.

“Oh!” Steve says, sort of popping up. He’s got lines on the side of his face from Bucky’s jacket, and his glasses are completely askew. He looks over at Bucky and squints. “I slept?” he asks.

“The whole way,” Bucky says.

Steve clears his throat. “Your stop was…”

Bucky shrugs. “I’ll call an Uber or somethin’.”

“I’m such a jerk,” Steve says as he adjusts his glasses.

“No, no! I just… You’re tired. I didn’t want you to fall asleep again and miss your stop.”

The tinny voice that announces the stop says they’re approaching Neptune Avenue.

“I’ll make it up to you,” Steve says. “Meet me after work tomorrow, okay?” Steve asks, standing up.

“Really?” Bucky asks.

“Definitely,” Steve says. “Maybe we can both get off at Prospect Park,” he adds with a little grin, then scampers off the train. Bucky watches him as the doors close, grinning as Steve turns around to wave him goodbye.

“Wow,” Bucky mutters. “Lucky me.”

Then he realizes that they’re on their way to Coney Island and he groans.

Oookay…. In today’s episode (”Heinous”) we learned that Rasticore (or how that dumb lizard guy with the chainsaw was named) can regenerate from only his hand that remained after that gift card blasted him to bits (I swear the show writers are on drugs after this sentence).

Miss Heinous gave as a reason that he is a lizard monster and can therefore regenerate as long as a part of his body is still existing.

Welp…

Now I’m pretty sure we get to see Toffee’s face again (after Ludo’s wand is destroyed or something)

Voltron headcanon: Rick rolling
  • Lance has rick rolled Keith at least 8 times and Shiro about 3.
  • Keith is pretty gullible when it comes to the situations. Lance texts Keith saying “OMG THIS CONSPIRACY THEORY MAKES SO MUCH SENSE!” or “OH MY GOD THERE IS A VIDEO WHERE YOU CAN SEE THAT PUTIN IS A LIZARD IN A MAN SUIT.” and Keith is like “WHAT SHOW ME AJSJKDJSDKSD.” and Lance rickrolls him
  • Shiro caught on to the fact that Lance was just sending him Never going to give you up and so he doesn’t trust Lance when he says he has a cool video. 
  • Pidge once hacked the castle of the lions to rickroll them for 8 whole hours
  • Lance started crying of laughter and got hiccups
  • Shiro and Keith cried real tears of pain.
  • Allura learns about rickrolls from Pidge and rickrolls the shit out of EVERYONE
  • Coran doesn’t get it
  • Coran likes the song
  • Keith rickrolled Lance once and Lance hugged him and was so proud
  • When Allura rickrolled Shiro he wouldn’t talk to her for a week
  • “Shiro please.”
  • “Allura you broke my trust.”
  • “I’ll never give you up or let you go, or run around and desert you.”
  • Sorry he didn’t talk to her for two weeks my bad.
  • Pidge and Allura are the master rickrollers
  • Hunk is rickrolled by Lance at 12am and it is not fucking funny Lance stfu.
  • One time Hunk got him back by setting it as Lance’s alarm clock at 11pm
  • Lance cried
  • his beauty sleep was interrupted

 Martin Bryant Facts

✖ Born on May 7, 1967 at the Queen Alexandra Hospital in Hobart Australia.

✖ As a child he rejected cuddles, physical affection and often broke his toys as a result of frustration as he struggled to stay entertained. He would also escape and go missing from the family home regularly. 

✖ By the age of 3 it was clear something was amiss as his speech developed slowly and his fine motor skills were impaired.

✖ He was rejected in primary school and high school as he was considered odd. One former classmate recalled “He used to walk around with his face all squinted up, as if the sun was too bright.” He aggravated other children with his ‘silly games’ as he would creep up and scare them as an attempt to make friends. 

✖ He was nasty and abused his sisters friends whenever they called or visited. He was envious of his sisters normalcy. 

✖ His father Maurice gave him an air rifle for his 14th birthday. He hid along the creek bed next to the house and fired at passing traffic or wildly into the bay at night. One time he shot a parrot out of a tree and walked up to the dead bird and fired several more bullets into its head.

✖ He dropped out of school a day before his 16th birthday.

✖ In 1984 he was taken to a clinical psychiatrist. It was clear to the psychiatrist immediately that he had a problem as he was not able to concentrate on what he was saying and interrupted him to talk about the age of the house and the fireplace in the room. 

✖ He was told that he would never be employed as he would upset and annoy people to the extent he would always be in trouble. He was put on a disability pension. 

✖ The psychiatrists notes read: “Cannot read or write. Does a bit of gardening and watches TV. Only his parents’ efforts that prevent further deterioration. Could be schizophrenic and parents face a bleak future with him… Father protects him from any occasion which might upset him as he continually threatens violence… Martin tells me he would like to go around shooting people… It would be unsafe to allow Martin out of his parents’ control.”

✖ He had an IQ lower than 98% of the population and his emotional and intellectual capacity was compared to that of a 5 year old. 

✖ In 1987, Martin met his first and only friend, a 54 year old heiress Helen Harvey. They instantly clicked when he was wondering the streets and offered to mow her overgrown lawn. 

✖ Martin and Helen lived together in a house full of animals. Neighbours avoided him as he was erratic and wondered the streets at night shooting his air rifle. 

✖ He never went for his drivers license as he feared failure.

✖ At 25 he had no self-control and with a child-like impulse he would reach across as Helen drove and wrench the steering wheel. Twice she had run off the road whilst fending him off. 

✖ One day in 1992 Helen was killed in a car accident with Martin in the car. According to Martin, she was distracted by the dogs in the back seat and she crossed the double white lines on the road and straight into the path of an oncoming Ford Sedan. Martin was barely alive with two fractured vertebrae. 

✖ Helen left Martin with half a million dollars and two properties. Martin’s father Maurice had to manage the fortune as he feared Martin would fritter it away. 

✖ Not long after the death of Martin’s only friend, his father committed suicide. Martin no longer had his best friend and his father’s restraining influence. He was now rudderless, floating without a goal. He was left with mounting frustrations, his angers, his resentment of rejection and social misunderstanding. 

✖ He would appear as a regular at a suburban café in a grey linen suit and lizard skin shoes or an electric blue suit with flared trousers and a ruffled shirt. He was compared to a labrador puppy. He was like a child trying to impress everyone. Everyone laughed at him. 

✖ From 1993-1995 he travelled frequently. His favourite part about the trips was the long plane journeys so that he could speak to the people seated next to him as they were restrained in their seats and had no choice but to listen. 

anonymous asked:

Hey, could you please do a Barry Allen imagine where the reader is friends with Team Flash but doesn't know that Barry is the Flash. The reader is a veterinarian and the team needs her help with a shape shifting meta

i was really going for that patty or linda type of vibe, because they too didn’t know about barry’s speedy whereabouts 

if being a veterinarian didn’t scream I love animals enough, the 5 dogs dragging her down the street sure as hell did. she entered jitters, papers and leashes in hands as she stumbled up to the board she usually hung up the lost and found posters. she did this in many places, her heart ached for all the missing pets and she was desperate to find all of them homes. barry watched from where he was seated with iris, the girl quickly following his gaze to see y/n admiring her work, legs tied up with various colored dog leashes. actually everyone in the shop was looking at her, you tend to attract attention when 5 huge animals are following you around.

barry smiled at her as she finally turned around, y/n waving to the two as she made her way to their table. “hey you guys!” she exclaimed cheerfully, it even made barry wonder if he’s ever seen the girl sad. she was always smiling, no — glowing. she was always glowing.

“hey, y/n. that’s a new one, right?” iris asked, pointing to the smallest of the pack.

“yes! just hung up posters, i’m hoping to find his owners soon. i’m trying my best not to get attached, he’s just so cute.”

“hey iris, could you give us a minute?” barry said, earning confused looks from both of the women, but iris nodded and got up to get some more coffee. y/n immediately felt uneasy, being left alone with the man. see, she was kind of really into him and just having him look directly at her made her cheeks burn. “would you like to have dinner on friday?”

“with you? like you and me? like barry allen and y/n y/l/n?

“haha yes, is that so bad?”

“no!” her cheeks turned even a darker shade of red, barry finding it incredibly cute while y/n wanted to hang herself in shame. “i mean yes! i would like to have dinner with you!”

“had me worried there for a moment.” he flashed her another smile. “i’ll pick you up at 7.”


a man turning into a cheetah in front of his own two eyes did score to the top of five of the weirdest things barry has ever seen.

“ugh guys, the meta can shape shift into animals.” he huffed into his com link as he tried his best to avoid getting ripped into shreds by the predators jaws. “how the hell— it disappeared!” barry stopped, looking around the place, only to find that the giant cat evaporated into thin air.

“so it can shape shift and go invisible? that makes no sense.” cisco muttered back the flash.

“or it didn’t go invisible— aha!” barry smirked to himself as he noted a spider crawling up his arm, but before he could do anything there was a giant lizard hanging from his forearm, latching onto his suit. “a lizard, seriously?” barry groaned, trying to shake the giant reptile of himself, but the shape shifter held on, letting go of the hero’s arm only after he took a giant bite of flesh with him. barry yelled out in pain, once again looking around that the villain disappeared.

“barry, what happened?” caitlin barely managed to squeeze out her worry before the flash was stood in front of her in the cortex, blood flooding from his arm. “oh my god.” as caitlin desperately tried to stop barry from bleeding out more, wrapping a second roll of gauze around his arm she also gave him stern look, seeing that the boy couldn’t hold still.

“so it was just a big lizard? that’s it?”

“yes. big and toothy, that’s it. what time is it?” caitlin frowned at his concern of time rather than his wound. “i have a date today with y/n.”

“that cute vet that always has at least 3 dogs with her everywhere she goes?” cisco piped up, wiggling his eyebrows at his friend.

“yeah, i have to pick her up—” he tried to stand up, his legs giving up on him as he stumbled for caitlin to catch him.

“i don’t think you can go, barry. what if the bite was poisonous, quick healing or not, I need to check your wound again, I don’t know much about animal bites.” the doctor scolded him, sitting him back down on the bed, but before he could respond his entire body started shaking. “he’s having a seizure, oh my god, cisco!” caitlin franticly yelled, rushing to the hero’s side to seduce him. cisco didn’t even ask caitlin if it was a good idea, he was already taking barry’s phone to call y/n.

“hey y/n, what do you know about reptiles?”


“please don’t ask questions, this is urgent.” caitlin explained as y/n followed her down the lab, her best dress hugging her curves perfectly, makeup half done and worn out sneakers scrunching as she was still getting ready for her and barry’s date when cisco called her. “do you think you could identify a sample of poison so I could make a remedy?”

“I hope so, cisco mentioned lizards?”

“ah, yes. the poison came from a lizard bite.”

“was it big?”

“yes.”

“like really big, like the largest lizard you’ve ever seen?”

“I think so, can’t really ask barry to confirm since he had a seizure and passed out—”

“barry?”

“I— yeah.” caitlin face palmed as she realized what she’s done. “just, can you help?”

“it was probably a komodo dragon then, for a long time it was thought that they infect with bacteria, but it’s actually plain old venom. how long has it been since the bite? people usually bleed out before the venom even gets them.” caitlin didn’t answer, she was already looking trough cabinets for the ingredients, cisco telling her the right measurements as he had already looked up the medicine while the two women talked.

y/n stood there awkwardly before following them into a room where caitlin injected barry with the cure. barry that was dressed as the flash. barry that was the flash. she frowned, trying to come up with a single reason why he could be wearing that. and how he was still alive with the pile of gauze wrapped around his arm.

he stirred. and then opened his eyes, squinting immediately to the harsh light, but nevertheless he was up and very much alive.

“aye good to see you, buddy, take it easy.” cisco patted him on the shoulder as he sat up, giving him a weak smile only for his eyes to land on y/n. “oh, yeah. we called y/n.”

“you called y/n.” caitlin interjected, crossing her arms on her chest.

“and you told her.” cisco shot back.

“I can just go, it’s no problem—”

“no!” barry stood up, caitlin trying to catch him yet again, but he held up his hands, signifying that he was okay.

“so, you’re the flash?” y/n smiled up at him as barry laughed, nodding a yeah.

“and you helped save me while looking so good?”

“not really, it was all cisco and caitlin, but hey, at least you didn’t stand me up.”

“I wouldn’t dare, it took me such a long time to gather up the courage to ask you out. I’m sorry it turned out this way.”

“you kidding? best day ever, I saw a dude survive a komodo dragon bite! where the hell did you even find a lizard?”

“how about I tell you all about it during dinner?”

Pacify Her

Theo Raeken x Werewolf!Reader

A/N: Based off of Melanie Martinez’s Pacify her! Love her so much <3 Enjoyyyy! Also, I kinda made Tracy a bitch :/.

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WARNINGS: Swearing.


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Tired, blue boy walks my way
Holding a girl’s hand
That basic bitch leaves finally
Now I can take her man

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She is finally done! The Lizard Pirate Lady is now complete. Her name is a little difficult to pronounce, but I’ll try to spell it out as simply as possible. The pronunciation should go as follows: shoo-oal-neel-zeuk

I’ll also be making a shirt for her and probably make some poster in the future with the Cosmic Terror Pup. (btw his name is Tenalach) So look forward to that ^u^ Also her arm hairs are probably gonna get moved to her elbows because that will defs look nicer than wrist tufts, but we’ll see what happens in the future.

anonymous asked:

Reply to this with 5 things that make you happy then send it to the 10 most recent blogs in your notifs💕

1 josh gad
2 josh gad
3 josh gad
4 josh gad
5 josh gad in a lizard suit slowly morphing into danny devito