lizard in hand


He has a 99.99% chance of stealing yo girl

Reasons why I love me a lizard

• teeny tiny foot hands that look like gloves
•when they do a tall when hunting a food.
•push-up stance
•the flop™ they do when they’re having a good sleep
•little licks you get from a good lizard
•seriously have you ever seen a cuter little tongue???
•if you don’t like tiny lizard tongues you need to reconsider
•"how did you even climb that high? How is it even possible?“
•they always look happy


Dr. Julian taking care of his lizard boyfriend

How to Draw Tundras 101

Step 1:
Draw a Lion

Step 2:
Draw a better Lion

Step 3:
Realize for some reason you need to make this Lion a Giant Lizard instead
(embiggen him)

Step 4:
Lighten, because no way in hell do you want to redraw that from scratch

Step 5:
?????? Tundra on top???

Step 6:

Now go forth, and draw needlessly large and floofy Paw-Hand Lizards

imagine matt making a greentext story about his first meeting with shiro

>be me, 22, just graduated from military academy’s space exploration program as an engineer
>sign up for a mission to a distant moon
>learn that famous prodigy instructor will accompany me and my dad on the mission
>this guy is a legend of chuck norris proportions at the academy and incidentally, hot as hell
>day comes to meet him face to face
>sweating buckets, knees are shaking, stomach queasy
>see him standing next to my dad, lock eyes
>he smiles
>he’s way hotter in person
>crosses room to me, i’m feeling like a cornered mouse
>holds out his hand for me to shake it
>blurt out “i have hyperhidrosis”
>looks at me like i just told him i was part lizard
>“it means my hands are super sweaty right now. sorry.”
>“oh… okay.”
>he starts to say something to me, cut him off with an excuse and flee the scene

so i need to come up with a way to fake my own death, suggestions appreciated 


Guess who turned 23 yesterday I did! I celebrated with a slice of cake that my best friend surprised me with the day before! Also no matter how much Mr.Odin begged he didn’t get any cake but he did get a plate of worms so he wasn’t left out of the birthday celebration too much!

Lizard Man Struts His Stuff In South Carolina  

To be honest, the photo looks a bit like a promo still for a bad B-movie. Ed Wood bad. “Mystery Science Theater 3000” bad. Bad bad.

In the shot, what could be charitably called a lizard man is depicted stalking the woodline Sunday outside a Bishopville, South Carolina, church.

It’s hard not to look at the picture and see Guy In a Lizard Suit Man.

“My hand to God, I am not making this up,” the woman who says she took the photo wrote to CNN affiliate WCIV. She says she took the photo while leaving church.

Source: CNN


Some Misty doodles.

I wanted to practice anatomy and I took Misty for that, but then I wanted to practice more my digital coloring and I tried to do something new using those Misty doodles, and I really liked the final result. They are still being doodles for me, have no a context but I really like those random things.
The first one is the only one that is so detailed on the colouring but I turned lazy on the others.