lizard in hand

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He has a 99.99% chance of stealing yo girl

Reasons why I love me a lizard

• teeny tiny foot hands that look like gloves
•when they do a tall when hunting a food.
•push-up stance
•the flop™ they do when they’re having a good sleep
•little licks you get from a good lizard
•seriously have you ever seen a cuter little tongue???
•if you don’t like tiny lizard tongues you need to reconsider
•"how did you even climb that high? How is it even possible?“
•they always look happy

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Dr. Julian taking care of his lizard boyfriend

How to Draw Tundras 101

Step 1:
Draw a Lion

Step 2:
Draw a better Lion

Step 3:
Realize for some reason you need to make this Lion a Giant Lizard instead
(embiggen him)

Step 4:
Lighten, because no way in hell do you want to redraw that from scratch

Step 5:
?????? Tundra on top???

Step 6:
BAM

Now go forth, and draw needlessly large and floofy Paw-Hand Lizards

imagine matt making a greentext story about his first meeting with shiro


>be me, 22, just graduated from military academy’s space exploration program as an engineer
>sign up for a mission to a distant moon
>learn that famous prodigy instructor will accompany me and my dad on the mission
>this guy is a legend of chuck norris proportions at the academy and incidentally, hot as hell
>day comes to meet him face to face
>sweating buckets, knees are shaking, stomach queasy
>see him standing next to my dad, lock eyes
>he smiles
>he’s way hotter in person
>crosses room to me, i’m feeling like a cornered mouse
>holds out his hand for me to shake it
>blurt out “i have hyperhidrosis”
>looks at me like i just told him i was part lizard
>“what?”
>“it means my hands are super sweaty right now. sorry.”
>“oh… okay.”
>he starts to say something to me, cut him off with an excuse and flee the scene

so i need to come up with a way to fake my own death, suggestions appreciated 

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Guess who turned 23 yesterday I did! I celebrated with a slice of cake that my best friend surprised me with the day before! Also no matter how much Mr.Odin begged he didn’t get any cake but he did get a plate of worms so he wasn’t left out of the birthday celebration too much!

Lizard Man Struts His Stuff In South Carolina  

To be honest, the photo looks a bit like a promo still for a bad B-movie. Ed Wood bad. “Mystery Science Theater 3000” bad. Bad bad.

In the shot, what could be charitably called a lizard man is depicted stalking the woodline Sunday outside a Bishopville, South Carolina, church.

It’s hard not to look at the picture and see Guy In a Lizard Suit Man.

“My hand to God, I am not making this up,” the woman who says she took the photo wrote to CNN affiliate WCIV. She says she took the photo while leaving church.

Source: CNN


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Some Misty doodles.

I wanted to practice anatomy and I took Misty for that, but then I wanted to practice more my digital coloring and I tried to do something new using those Misty doodles, and I really liked the final result. They are still being doodles for me, have no a context but I really like those random things.
The first one is the only one that is so detailed on the colouring but I turned lazy on the others.