lizard in hand

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He has a 99.99% chance of stealing yo girl

Reasons why I love me a lizard

• teeny tiny foot hands that look like gloves
•when they do a tall when hunting a food.
•push-up stance
•the flop™ they do when they’re having a good sleep
•little licks you get from a good lizard
•seriously have you ever seen a cuter little tongue???
•if you don’t like tiny lizard tongues you need to reconsider
•"how did you even climb that high? How is it even possible?“
•they always look happy

so if u remember my post from a week or two ago u probably also know that my design is Pretty Far from what that gem actually looks like so, dragonfly lazuli is now Mine her names lazulite and she has an agate pal 

(please note i have not seen the episodes yet, i am watching them when they air so please keep spoilers off this post and out of my inbox. thank you!) 

How to Draw Tundras 101

Step 1:
Draw a Lion

Step 2:
Draw a better Lion

Step 3:
Realize for some reason you need to make this Lion a Giant Lizard instead
(embiggen him)

Step 4:
Lighten, because no way in hell do you want to redraw that from scratch

Step 5:
?????? Tundra on top???

Step 6:
BAM

Now go forth, and draw needlessly large and floofy Paw-Hand Lizards

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Dr. Julian taking care of his lizard boyfriend

when ur tol and stronk waifu takes u out on her back bc she wants to prep u up bc she thinks ur incredible and ur rly shy abt it but u still try to match her enthusiasm

Boyfriend S.Coups

Originally posted by vernonhyungg

  • ok Ok oK listen
  • S.Coups is the perfect boyfriend
  • in so many, many, MANY ways
  • firstly: his personality
  • he’s a total Dad. he remembers when you need medicine, is always there for you when you’re sick, calls you every day to check you’re eating well, texts you goodnight, and so on.
  • I could go on for hours about all his caring, loving Dad gestures
  • and watching YOU help him with the boys makes his heart go asdfghuikl
  • he’s the type who will grow up to be the greatest dad ever. he would never complain, no matter how little sleep he got, or how many kids screamed in his ears, or how many activities he had to drive his children to
  • so although he’s casually seen people before, you’re different. you’re not just “fun” but someone he seriously sees spending his life with
  • which means that you’re the one he wants to raise his kids with
  • and seeing you gently shake Minghao awake or share your food with Chan just makes him blush and smile and feel so happy :) :)
  • another aspect of his perfect bf traits are: he’s Daddy af (I mean Daddy not Dad, there’s a difference)
  • Seungcheol is ultimate daddy material 👅💦
  • as there’s overcrowding during dinner time, you get to sit on his thick thighs lap and be pressed against his broad chest. with his mouth and lips right next to your ear as he screams “SEUNGKWAN STOP HOGGING THE RICE” :) nice, lucky you :)
  • but when you flinch he’ll press a kiss to your ear as silent apology and whisper: “I’ll apologise to you properly later”
  • but turns out his apology is actually a punishment ;^) of the good kind
  • aNYWAY,,,,,
  • he loves having you in his bed, even for innocent reasons :p like having you in his arms, watching you fall asleep, discussing the future or your days until you slowly drift off. then getting to wake up to you, sleepily kissing your face and having you run your fingers through his hair
  • *sleepy sexy morning voice* “G’morning,” he’ll grumble
  • sometimes the other boys will join in, either bc they’re scared or to annoy coups
  • “hyung, there’s a storm outside, can I sleep with you two?” “sure, seungkwan, hop in”
  • “aaay, hyung, looking cosy there ;)) I’m not interrupting, am I?” “deokyeom, y/n’s sleeping wth are you talking about?”
  • regardless of your gender, the boys call you mom
  • “MMMOOOOOOOOOMMM, make Jeonghan stop telling everyone I’m his baby!!! I’m a grown man!!!” (no you’re not Chan, you’re Jeonghan’s baby until 30)
  • coups kisses your forehead and/or nose before he leaves every day
  • and texts you two minutes later like ‘I miss you already :/’
  • plays with your fingers
  • and presses kisses to each digit
  • “Do you think our future kids would like a dog?? We should buy them a golden retriever”
  • touches your butt as much as possible
  • playfully smacking it, slipping his hand into your back pocket, resting his hand on the small of your back and trailing his palm across the flesh of your backside every so often
  • he loves Booty
  • very honest about the relationship to his friends but is afraid of revealing it to the public. not only would you earn yourself some haters but he wants to keep you private, not under criticism. so he stays quiet to protect you
  • but legit won’t stop talking to you to his friends and family
  • his parents are so annoyed over it but also think it’s so cute and are happy that their son found someone who makes him happy but also … stfu seungcheol
  • getting to wear coups’ clothes and snapbacks
  • and getting matching shoes or jackets so you match but not in an overly obvious way, more of a cool way
  • going into the pet store to coo at all the animals and wondering if Pledis would be okay with you two bringing back these 2 really cute lizards who were holding hands
  • (they said no :()
  • tickle fights that always somehow end up involving the others and it’s all out war >:)
  • movie nights where all fourteen of you pile in the living room and are basically draped on each other since it’s so cramped but you’re basically family so it’s comfortable, if a little stuffy :p
  • feeding you with his fork and asking “Is it good?”
  • massages your shoulders when you sit between his legs and rests his chin on the top of your head
  • loves when you run your fingers up and down his back
  • or bury your face into his neck
  • basically, coups is the ultimate bf. he’s the perfect bf so dating him is a healthy, strong relationship. any conflict is over genuine problems, not just “you looked at someone else so now I’m jealous.” he aims to protect and keep you happy all the time. you are, after all, the person he plans to spend his life with :)

I was at the grocery store getting clams and I saw a tiny lizard on the ground. I went to grab it and it jumped on my foot and i picked him up and held him in my lightly closed hand. I grabbed one more item and took lizard with me to the check-out. I wasn’t sure if I could manage paying with one free hand so I told the cashier i needed to run outside because i had a lizard in my hand and she was just like “oh yeah sure, go ahead”