liz is dull

the signs as things that my younger sibling has said
  • Aries: "My beautiful face that's ugly."
  • Taurus: "When is the Fourth of July?"
  • Gemini: "I don't just ask <i>anyone</i> to do my homework, I ask <i>everyone</i> to do my homework."
  • Cancer: "Stop giving birth in my room."
  • Leo: "I'm going to go to the restroom and think of you because you're a piece of shit."
  • Virgo: "Dicks are great when they're part of the body and not the personality."
  • Libra: "Kids, you've got to keep it PG or don't PG at all."
  • Scorpio: "None of that matters once I'm in your pants."
  • Sagittarius: "I think the reason I tell so many jokes is because I am one."
  • Capricorn: "I'm sweaty in the soul."
  • Aquarius: "Boys are like lottery tickets. There are a lot, but only some can be good."
  • Pisces: "Are you my dad?"