livia

Famous Romans as Dril Tweets
  • Livia:i pay good money to load my sons bag with treats, and if Erasmus Infowars Copfucker wants to devour them in the university library, so be it
  • Ovid:if youre one of the guys who blocked me on here, i Forgive you, and im ready for you to unblock me now.
  • Catullus:I TAKE BACK EVERY KIND THING I'VE SAID ABOUT THE GIRLS ON HERE ! SHALLOW AND CRUEL ! HEART LESS DEVILS ! MANIPULATING MY POSTS & TRICKING ME
  • The Gracchi Brothers:"FEAR IS USED 2 ENSLAVE THE MASSES," I SAID AS I RIPPED THE FUCKIN DECORATIVE CARDBOARD SKELETON OFF OF THE COMMUNITY CENTERS BULLETIN BOARD
  • Cicero:in the midst of jade helm 15 and high gas prices. a good boy looks to the stars and asks where have all the angels Gone ...............
  • Claudius:startling how im the only person on this site with an actual human soul. you would think the other guys on here have one, but no
  • Agrippina the Younger:"This Whole Thing Smacks Of Gender," i holler as i overturn my uncle's barbeque grill and turn the 4th of July into the 4th of Shit
  • Caligula:me: nobody has to get owned today. please, please put down the keyboard and step back 9 year old child: Fuck oyu
  • Julia Domna:measure to approve massive depressing statue in the center of town depicting an emaciated mayor carrying a boulder that says "My Sons" on it
  • Julius Caesar:dis charged from the army for doing memes too much
  • Augustus:blocked. blocked. blocked. youre all blocked. none of you are free of sin
  • Nero:the jduge orders me to take off my anonymous v mask & im wearing the joker makeup underneath it. everyone in the courtroom groans at my shit
  • Cornelia:THIngs other people like: being bastards, being Uniformly tasteless THINGS I Like: Being reasonably kind, and trying to help, when i can
  • Cato the Elder:ive never laughged at a piss joke. (sees how impressed everyone is, takes it one step further) in fact, ive never laughed before in my life.
´existing´ is easy. It means, go to school, go to work. It means to do, what other people expect you to do. ´living´ is hard. living is all this, but much more stronger. It means pain, pleasure, heartbreak, happiness. You live, when you follow your own expectations, when you stand up, after someone forces you to kiss the ground. I´m afraid of living.
—  Livia 
There is some kind of a phoenix inside of me, wanting to spread his wings and fly away with my soul. Nothing more than a whisper. Something that helps me, keeping my head high. Ya´ know what I mean? A wish, a promise. I´ll find a home. I´ll be loved. And maybe- in ten years, or in hundred, I´ll be understood.
—  Livia, “End Credits”