liverpool fc vs. tottenham hotspur

Liverpool FC vs. Tottenham Hotspur recapped

Mignolet continued his 100% pass completion rate, to the opposing team

Skrtel began a month’s worth of collecting yellow cards for his injured friend Lucas

Can was the power of German engineering

Sakho was there

Moreno wanted to score against Spurs again to honor the deceased young Jon Flanagan

Henderson ran into traffic like a big, red, handsome, oversized frogger

Gerrard was like Prince with an erection, cool and hard as hell

Markovic redefined the word consistency

Coutinho survived another match of football much to the surprise of literally everyone

Ibe just made everyone look like a little bitch

Sturridge was not going to score by the will of every god and every entity of the universe

Lovren was even confused that he was in the game

Balotelli was the son of god and everything that is right in the world

Lallana got game time just because of his beard

And Rodgers went back to Melwood to give Raheem Sterling a foot massage