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cornibalism asked:

I GIVE YOU THE WHOLE DAMN BOUQUET!!

Well shiiiiiiiiiit. Okay *rolls up sleeves* lets do this!!

Roses: Who is your love interest? 

Right so I get  crushes, but I don’t have any love interests right now, however I do have a sort of wonky relationship with an ex boyfriend/ half-lover/best friend. It’s reeeaaallly complicated.

Lilacs: Do you consider yourself beautiful and innocent.

Absolutely not. I have a filthy mind, I am not innocent, and I am not beautiful.

Irises: Do you have words worth spreading? Wise words?

This is my own damn quote from a story I wrote! “The world rests on the edge of the thinnest of knives. It maintains a balance, gently swaying in time with the forces of fate. The balance is key and the keeper is singular.”

DO WITH IT WHAT YOU WILL!

Gladiolus: Are you violent?

I have very violent thoughts and sadistic tendencies. I am a masochistic person, and I tend to get violent when angry or protecting someone, but it takes a lot to piss me off to that extent.

Protea: Are you courageous?

What’s your definition of courage?

Peony: Are you lucky?

Absolutely not! 

Orchid: Are you a charming person?

I don’t think so. I tend to scare people off cause I’m loud, so probs not.

Statice: What do you like to remember?

Happy times and dreams where my reality was a helluva lot different than this world.

Sun flower: What brings you happiness?

Fanfiction, Supernatural, YouTube, my dreams of travelling the world, my favorite sweater, my dog, hugs and cuddles, and my friends. There’s more, but I could go on forever.

Lisianthus: What do you appreciate?

The fact that I’m alive. Food. My bed. The little things that I sometimes just need to take a step back and think “Wow, I’m so lucky I have that.” (Even though I have no luck… wow that makes no sense)

Sweet Pea: Are you delicate or sweet?

Neither thank you very much! If you wanna tie me up and use me, be my guest!

Tulip: Are you elegant of graceful?

*snorts* I’ve tripped over air. Just air. And I can’t be graceful for anything. I stomp, I don’t glide.

Hydrangea: Have you ever endured/suffered for beauty?

I did, but it took me years to figure it out.

Fresia: Who is your best friend?

That would be miaohmaia, livelaughleo, and my “sister” (we’re twinsises) Ashley, and another friend Katie. They’re the closest.

Jasmine: How sexual do you think you are?

Well that depends. See I have a very sexual, dirty mind, but there ain’t nobody around to help me take care of these thoughts of mine. I’m all alone! There’s no one here beside me!! (Bonus points if you get that movie reference!)

I forgot the damn lilies!!

Lilies: Have you lost someone important to you?

In a way yes, but in a way not. It’s very confusing and would take far too much time to explain.

Damn gurl I've been tagged

twerkydirk tagged me! Sorry I didn’t see it earlier! I opened my messages and then forgot about it ^^“

Rule 1: Post the rules
Rule 2: Answer the questions the tagger asked you then make 11 new ones (also tag the tagger)
Rule 3: Tag 11 people and link them to your post
Rule 4: Let them know you’ve tagged them

1. have you honestly ever tried to twerk? I twerked once while half submerged in a public Canadian lake. It was glorious.

2. if a random stranger ran up to you and said that it was of utmost importance that you come with them, otherwise the world would end (and it was legit theyre not crazy), would you go? I would be cautious at first but then I’d be like fuck it and run off with them.

3. five turn ons, go: Oh dear lord not again… >///< 1. Lip biting (hot damn). 2. Smirking (idek it just does okay). 3. Seductive winking (omg idk why…) 4. If you can keep a witty banter going between us (because I’m that type of person…??) 5. If I think you’re adorable and cute and wow then it will be great and that makes me happy and I find all of my followers and the people I follow to be this way so pretty much you all turn me on lol

4. if you could have any animal as a pet, what would you have? A baby tiger~ Who I would then train like a Pokemon and become best friends forever with! ^^

5. favorite song from any homestuck album? This must make me sound awful, but I haven’t listened to any of the albums yet… I’m just way too busy! But I will once Thanksgiving rolls around!

6. feelings about adventure time? Haven’t seen it. It looks like a good show though

7. are sweaters the shit or are sweaters the shit? THEY ARE THE FUCKING SHIT IM WEARING ONE RIGHT NOW OMG THEYRE THE BEST

8. are u crushing *wink wonk*? No.

9. if you could have any kind of haircut what would you like? Hair like Vriska’s because I love her so much.

10. what would you like to eliminate from existence? Prejudice, racism, misogyny, homophobia, all that stuff that makes people feel negative.

11. WHAT TEAM? WILDCATS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My questions for y'all:

1. What do you love most about yourself?

2. Strawberry or chocolate ice cream?

3. Do you know what tau is?

4. If you have one, what is one thing you like the most about your crush?

5. If you could go anywhere in the world, where would you go and why?

6. You see a cute little creature on your way to school. It takes a liking to you after you call it cute and suddenly the world goes sparkly around you. The cute creature then floats in front of you and makes a contract with you without your consent. You are now a magical girl. What is the first thing you will do?

7. You’re favorite flavor of anything:

8. What scent appeals to you most?

9. Do you like drawing?

10. Your five favorite songs:

11. Do you wanna do something fun? Do you want to go to Taco Bell?? :D

cornibalism asked:

Your time is now mother-fucker. A L L O F T H E M. Love you!

you fuckign lil shit

1. Post a picture of u?

a day in which i felt good about myself

2. Would you date an 18-year-old at the age you are now?

sure why not

3. Do you prefer to be friends with girls or boys?

either is cool. but a lot of the boys i know are still (and will possibly continue to be) in their dumb hurr hurr im so cool but actually a total fucking piece of loser trash phase

4. Would you ever smile at a stranger?

if they smile at me first. but even then its really hard for me to do

5. Can you commit to one person?

of course. this kinda goes hand in hand with being demisexual yay

6. How do you look right now?

just got back from swim team so my hair is wet and im in my pajamas and no fucks are being given

7. What exactly are you wearing right now?

motherfucker i just said what im wearing

8. How often do you listen to music?

the majority of the day and all night because i cant sleep without it and it helps me cope and relax

9. Do you wear jeans or sweats more?

neither really. i wear leggings a lot

10. Do you think your life will change dramatically before 2015?

i hope so. im sick of all the same shit

11. Are you a social or an antisocial person?

its not that im antisocial. anxiety makes it really really hard for me to talk to people when i actually want to

12. If the person you like says they like someone else, what would you say?

id probably be totally crushed on the inside but cheer the other person on. good thing ive never liked anyone

13. Are you good at hiding your feelings?

yes. very

14. Can you drive a stick shift?

nah son

15. Do you care if people talk badly about you?

it depends on who it is. if theyre some shits at school then i wont give a fuck but if its someone i consider a friend or a close acquaintance ill be hella offended

16. Are you going out of town soon?

im going to china and japan over winter break. im leaving in two months from today c:

17. When was the last time you cried?

i havent really had time to cry recently but probs some time last week??

18. Have you ever liked someone you didn’t expect to?

no

19. If you could change your eye color, would you?

fuck yeah id have purple eyes hella

20. Name something you have to do tomorrow?

go to school. gross

21. Name something you dislike about the day you’re having.

probably everything

22. Have you ever liked one of your best friends of the opposite sex?

no

23. Are you nice to everyone?

hah! no

24. What are you sitting on right now?

my bed

25. Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months and not cheat?

uh yeah. this also kinda goes along with being demisexual

26. Have you ever wanted someone you couldn’t have?

no. but i do get friendlust or whatever for people who are out of my metaphorical “friend league”

27. Who was the last person you talked to before you went to bed last night?

my mom?? cuz we live in the same house and say goodnight to each other????

28. Do you get a lot of colds?

usually when the seasons change

29. Have your pants ever fallen down in public?

no

30. Does anyone hate you?

probably. but theyre too much of a super weenie to say it to my face

31. Do you have someone of the opposite sex you can tell everything to?

yes

32. Do you like watching scary movies?

fuck no get that shit away from me

33. Are you a jealous person?

sometimes

34. If you had to delete one year of your life completely, which would it be?

idfk what the fuck kinda question is this

35. Did you have a dream last night?

probs but i dont remember

36. Is there anyone you can tell EVERYTHING to?

i can tell a few people a lot of things, but they dont know precisely everything

37. Do you think you’ll be married in 5 years?

no

38. Do you think someone has feelings for you?

no

39. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?

maybe?? probs my closest friends

40. Did you have a good day yesterday?

ye

41. Think back 2 months ago; were you in a relationship?

what is with all these relationship questions. no

42. Is your life anything like it was two years ago?

no and i hope it never will be like it was two years ago in the future

43. If the person you wish to be with were with you, what would you be doing right now?

nothing

44. What’s the best part about school?

the breaks between classes when i can blog and read

45. Do you have any pictures on your Facebook?

yeah

46. Do you ever pass notes to your friends in school?

friends? in school??? you really have that much faith in me? aww

47. Do you replay things that have happened in your head?

sometimes?? it depends really

48. Were you single over the last summer?

jfc just stop with the relationship questions im always single

49. What are you supposed to be doing right now?

dicking around on the internet

50. Don’t tell me lies, is the last person you texted attractive?

ye

well that took fucking forever thanks