It is the year 2019
—Neo-Mongol raiders continue to foil Donald Trump’s attempt to build the wall.
—Fidel Castro returns as a zombie and takes over Cuba once again.
—M. Night Shyamalan creates a movie based on the Legend of Korra series starring Tommy Wiseau as Amon.
— The Russian aircraft carrier Admiral Kuznetsov switches from coal to green energy in order to lessen it’s environmental impact. Vladimir Putin announces Russia is going green on live TV while garroting a dissident to death with a piece of piano wire.
— North Korean dictator Kim Jong Un announces that he has successfully “caught them all”.
— The basketball team Miami Heat moves to Canada.
— The last ISIS forces in Syria surrender to the Bronies.
—- Nostradamus followers manage to find cryptic and obscure passages that they believe predicted all of these events.