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AOS Fandom Preparing for the Framework Storyline.

AOS:  Welcome to the Framework!

Fandom:  Let us guess, we are about to go into a Darkest Timeline kind of thing.

AOS:  Yeap

Fandom: Our favorite characters twisted into dark mirrors of themselves. 

AOS:  Most likely

Fandom:  Characters returning…some we might not be too happy to see.

AOS:  We can neither confirm nor deny anyone but Ward right now.

Fandom:  Our ships and team family completely torn apart.

AOS:  Oh yeah.

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RUN BTS! EP 5

Chuseok with BTS

of course the boys had to start off reminiscing that one time yoongi tried so hard not to spit his water out while being tickled

then the actual mission starts and we see yoongi marching adorably (HE’S SO CUTE) but then we realize “oh, he’s trying to balance a block on his chest. or is that a bar of soap? WELP EITHER WAY, HE’S STILL TOO CUTE FOR THIS WORLD.”

but unfortunately, hobi lacked the toe strength to carry on yoongi’s legacy (marching adorably is hard work, ok)

resulting in the normal BTS punishment – a good old beating.

(side note: why is jimin missing a shoe? is he chimderella now OMFG)

so they have to redo the mission after jin and hobi switched roles, but then OH NO, TAE BB SCREWS UP. the force of the milk must’ve not been with him.

okay, so they try one more time. but nope, syubsyub messes up this time.

DON’T YOU DISRESPECTFUL HOOLIGANS KNOW IT’S FROWNED UPON TO BEAT UP THE ELDERLY? LEAVE GRANDPA YOONGLES ALONE. and chimderella WHERE IS YOUR OTHER SHOE GDI

at least the next round looks promising with the entrance of 

THE TOE KING

SERIOUSLY JUST LOOK AT THAT POWER. IS THAT NORMAL

suddenly hobi starts chanting “CALCIUM CALCIUM GROW TALLER MAKNAE” which pushes jungkook to chug down his daily dosage of calcium like the good little boy he is. (but seriously, you need to stop growing bunbun. who gave you the right. ugh)

and no, he did not have any kookies to go with his milk.

but man, this ep, The Toe King stole the spotlight and amazed the world with his potent distal phalanges (translation: muy strong toes)

did anyone else cry over the amount of popcorn wasted while filming this? was that just me? oh. ok.

then the ever so gracious King passed the high-five baton to namjoon who FLIES to the maknae with a stylish, very necessary ninja jump HIYAH

and no, in no way is this cheating at all, jungkook. you do you bb.

he looks like a baby learning how to swim for the first time. let me get you some floaties and pool toys and a life vest – SORRY WHERE WERE WE?.

oh, so they finally, FINALLY pass the milk stage after 92847523 tries and precious chimchim FINALLY gets to catch a songpyeon (rice cake) in his mouth with so much grace, I GIVE IT A 12/10 BB

HUZZAH. SWEET SUCCESS. *celebratory wing flapping ensues*

of course jihope has to celebrate with each other but hobi’s either too heavy or smelly here because CHIMZ IS NOT PLEASED

but then again he doesn’t seem too ecstatic about the punishment drink either so maybe he just ain’t feeling it today

even after winning, jungkook still worries about the PDs who have to drink the BTS elixir of death (though we know his inner cheerleader is doing flips and split jumps because THE ALMIGHTY KOOKIE WAS VICTORIOUS)

that smile isn’t as innocent as you think.

then curious little jimin gets a whiff of the punishment drink and is all

”AW HAILZ NAW THANK GOD I DIDN’T SIGN UP FOR THIS”

nonetheless, the maknae line is overjoyed that they FINALLY won against the PDs for the first time ever.

so tae decides to celebrate the happy ending by cradling the camera your face with his large, soft hands.

it is a very happy ending indeed.

volpina!!!! i can’t wait for her debut!

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