live on the edge just don't fall off

Sentence Starters : Things that have come out my mouth
  • "Well you better stop choking then, I'm not giving you cpr. "
  • " Can someone die from drinking syrup? "
  • " You know my sarcasm floats your boat. "
  • " Sometimes, I feel like I'm on crack when I talk to you. "
  • " Don't tell your mother that I ran you down the street in a shopping cart. At ten 'o clock at night of all things. "
  • " I'd rather die than hear you complian one more time. "
  • " On a grand list of things I care about, you are not one of them. "
  • " Whoever said I was nice? Not me. "
  • " I'm just going to sit here and let natural selection do its thing. "
  • " Will you shut the hell up? "
  • " When you sing, it fills me with a deep sensation. That sensation is my ear's bleeding. "
  • " . . . But why can't I have both?? "
  • " I'm just going to quit my job and live in the woods. "
  • " Leave my tiger boxer's alone. "
  • " You're making the face of a dying fish. "
  • " I sincerely hope you fall off a cliff. "
  • " I don't care if it's 2 am or 5 pm, if you need me, call me. "
  • " . . . This whole thing has me on edge. I don't know left from right, it just hurts. "
  • " I'm used to being the one saving people. Who said I need to be saved? "
  • " There's no such thing as a stupid question, but that came extremely close. "
  • " On a scale to 1 - 10, I'm a 100 on being smarter than you. "