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No, it’s you.

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cheesy metaphor for freedom aside, look, they have plenty in common and would be adorable friends, dont look at me

EVERYTHING GREAT ABOUT THAT TELEKOM INTERVIEW
  • 2D’s little peace sign!!!
  • “Guys please no fighting” 30 seconds into the interview
  • *point point point* “Heeeeee’s the problem!“
  • “Adopted or Kidnapped?” “I think legally the word is kidnapped.”
  • “Get yer nut down and do yer bird”
  • Murdoc’s wonky ass eye??
  • “It was emotional……for them.
  • “Emasculation.” “Say that word again for me.” “Emasculation?” “Thank you.”
  • Every time Murdoc lifts his legs up and wiggles his hands
  • The Whole Grace Jones Bit
  • “He pulled him off his Winnebago and pulled him into the taxi with us.” “Uh-I wut??”
  • The Irish One (“That is…Jamaican, not Irish, but it’s all good.”)
  • Murdoc getting nervous whenever Donald Trump’s name is spoken.
  • “Sound Tranquilizing”
  • Russel’s fucking phone call!!!
  • “Those two boneheads.”
  • The hole in the donut.
  • Murdoc lent 2D 4 pence like 6-12 years ago.
  • 2D never paid him back.
  • Murdoc never forgets.
  • Crisps
  • “He loves a crinkly one!”
  • 2D being generally so sweet and polite the whole interview.
  • Thatching.
  • YOU MOTHERFUCKERS AND THE FUCKING BATH.
  • “THIS is going to be a meme.”
  • Cyborg Noodle just got a motorbike that she rides around in Lincolnshire (and will return for live shows!!!)
  • The “record company” sold the 19-2000 jeep.
  • “I’m down with the kids!”
  • “Don’t think about it; live it.” and “It’ll be alright in the end. And if it isn’t alright, it’s not the end.”  
  • Mind blown.
  • Mistajam acting like a distressed parent that needs to constantly scold his two obnoxious sons.
  • Simon Cowell’s hand-me-down mom trousers.
  • Mistajam looks the coolest.
  • “The happiest moment in my life is when I met 2D.” (“Do you mean that-“ “No.”)
  • “If there’s a head on our necks, then there WILL be music.”
dumb things I want for TS4
  1. the ability to name cowplants
  2. the ability to bulldoze lots from map view
  3. child support
  4. inheritance
  5. laundry
  6. the ability to change the opacity on makeup
  7. FRIDGES THAT ACTUALLY FIT NICELY UNDER CABINETS
  8. better, more plain, swatches on base game beds
  9. real garage doors
  10. cars (they don’t even have to work, I just need the aesthetic for houses)
  11. graveyards
  12. sims 3 traits (the really dumb ones): coward, brooding, diva, technophobe, hates the outdoors, neurotic, etc.
  13. really just more traits (I miss the more personality based ones)
  14. a nice, simple, bathroom sink to put in counters (they’re all for kitchens)
  15. more planter boxes for gardens
  16. green wall colors that aren’t ugly
  17. better kitchen cabinet sets (don’t even get me started on this)
  18. the ability to paint portraits
  19. actual group photos
  20. swing sets for my kiddos (and adults too)
  21. really just more playground equipment
  22. more of these new semi-interactive City Living type careers
  23. graduation ceremony for teens when they age up (a rabbit hole even)

I read a post about a human ambassador telling the alien representatives about humanity having risen to the top of the food chain without our predators dying out (hence why they shouldn’t fear us eating them but still should not try to fuck us over), and there was another post about how the aliens must never find out that the dinosaurs died out while they weren’t looking.

Now combining the two of them…

“Quirrnick, stop shaking so much.” Stephan told the alien in xir LifeSaverTM pod, adjusting his grip on the egg-like structure yet again to stabilise the pod. “I won’t leave you to fend for yourself, you won’t leave the pond for anything, and nothing will enter the pod because the darn thing is basically fortified against everything!

Quirrnick tried to limit xir movements, nervously scanning their surroundings with xir eyes and the (apparently not Deathworld-compatible) sensors of the LifeSaver. Xe was aware that xir human companion could claim familiarity with their surroundings (his ‘hometown’ being miles away from their current location - which, to him, was walking distance as it turned out), but xir knowledge of the Earth fauna still made xem afraid for his life. There were not that many predators in the area, according to Stephan, but xe did a little independent research (the LifeSaver had a built in database about the dangers of the human home planet) and was less than impressed by xir companions attempt to hide things from xem.

Then again, humans were known to downplay things to hide their own fears - xe thought Stephan might have been trying to reassure them both with his downplay of the local fauna.

Xe was not reassured.

“But what of the Eotyrannus, aren’t they local?” Xe squeaked out, one half of xir afraid of breaking the man’s confidence, but the other half needing to hear his answer to the (potential) treat. Grayish-green eyes blinked at xer slowly, then the human shook his head in what seemed to be amusement, and went back to dragging the hovering pod towards civilisation.

“Reserves, my friend.” he called back over his shoulder, “They are all in the Jurassic Reserves now!”

Top Tier NicoEli Interactions
  • Nico making fun of Eli for something and Eli returning it with a 100% sincere compliment. Nico tries to brush it off with an “of course I’m great” but she’s completely flustered. Eli’s oblivious.
  • Eli responding to Nico’s ideas with “Nico I understand your idea and I don’t think it’s bad but here’s why mine is better”. Starting with a compliment is the perfect distraction and this time it’s actually on purpose. Nico never catches on.
  • Nico and Eli pushing each other forward because they both know what it’s like to fail and refuse to let it happen again. No matter what, they won’t let each other give up.
  • These:

You know what my younger, eleven-year-old sister said after hearing Who Lives, Who Dies, Who Tells Your Story?

She said, “The orphanage isn’t what makes me sad. It’s that [Eliza] did all that stuff and then no one even knows her. No one tells her story.”

That stuck with me.

Parallels

Originally posted by donewithjeon

 Taehyung x Reader

soulmate au, angst, sort of historical au?

 5.1K words

If there was one thing you were certain of, it was that the purpose or your existence was to love Kim Taehyung, and his was to love you. Throughout countless lifetimes the two of you have longed for each other, but just like parallel lines, though your souls always seemed to be travelling in the same direction, it was impossible that they could ever meet and become one.

Author’s Note: This was inspired by the Fallen series which I read when I was like 12 lmao


You were no longer sure who, or where, you had been the very first time you laid your eyes on Kim Taehyung.

So many lifetimes blurred together into one, your existence was so scattered throughout time you had begun to lose track of it.  But in each life, no matter who you were, regardless of whether you lived a life of luxury or one of extreme poverty, he was always there. Your existences were irreversibly intertwined.

You didn’t know why. You didn’t know how. You had no clue if there were others in the world who lived through multiple existences, or if any of them remembered each individual life the way you did. In no life had you ever dared ask, for fear of sounding crazy or being whisked away to the closest asylum.

In some lives you were close to him. In a few, you even grew up as childhood friends. You remembered those lives more clearly than most. One in particular that you remembered with a shocking clarity was England in the 1600s. Your family lived on and ran a small farm out in a tiny rural village. It had been a tough life, getting up at the brink of dawn every morning and not returning from the fields until the sun finally dropped behind the earth, but the hard work paid off and there was always a sufficient amount of food. You could still feel the wonderful sensation of the cool, crisp early morning air against your skin, even now.

Taehyung’s family had owned a bakery and every morning, just as you set out to work the fields, his mother would send him round to deliver bread in exchange for milk.

Even from a young age, you’d felt the pull towards him, that feeling which was now so painfully familiar. He was like a magnet, he could only be resisted for so long before you had no choice but to give in.

For some reason, you’d thought in that life that perhaps things would be different, perhaps it wouldn’t end in the same fashion that all the others had. You were no longer sure what had caused you to think this, maybe getting to spend so long by his side had lured you into a false sense of safeness. You weren’t as foolish now as you had been then. You’d learnt the hard way that there were never any exceptions.

You still dreamt about that life sometimes. You dreamt about the way the long honey coloured strands of wheat matched his eyes and the sound of his laughter getting caught between trees in the nearby forest as you played together. But more vividly, you were haunted by the shy, gentle first touch of your lips to his, you were tormented by that fleeting moment of happiness that had existed just before everything crumbled away to dust.

In other lives, however, Kim Taehyung was painfully out of reach. One of you would be of a much higher status than the other, meaning any attraction you felt was forbidden. You could recall a few lives where you ended up being born into a wealthy family and Taehyung had been employed by your family in some way. He had once been a gardener, and another time a cook, and you were fairly sure he had also been a stable boy at some point. But you hated those lives the most. Any interaction with him was dialled down to a minimum and it made your chest ache awfully. Those lives were made of nothing but longing glances and sad smiles.

Kim Taehyung never seemed to remember you. Unlike you, he seemed blissfully unaware of the fact that he had lived hundreds of times before, and that you had been present in each and every one of those existences.

Needless to say, it was heartbreaking to look into the eyes of the man you’d loved for centuries and for him to have absolutely no clue who you were. But it was even more heartbreaking to watch as he fell hopelessly in love with you. The dreadful cycle was doomed to repeat over and over, possibly for eternity.

Because the two of you could never be together.

In every life, without fail, the first kiss with Kim Taehyung was also always the last. You’d spent so many days and nights in complete anguish, wondering why the two of you had been cursed with such a cruel fate.

Because after every first kiss with Kim Taehyung, your body would burst into flames.

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anonymous asked:

Riko and Maki come to visit their smaller selves ! (Ask-LL-Pianists)

It doesn’t take long to be friends with babies and toddlers !

… Especially when you happen to be the same person.

(Canon Riko and Maki from @ask-ll-pianists )