live in bed

anonymous asked:

Chrason gets a puppy please!

Chris was about 60% sure he could sneak the puppy past Jason. Maybe 70%; sometimes when they got home from work Jason would plug in his headphones and read for a good hour or two. That usually depended on a number of things (see: Matt, the weather, Matthew Patrick, if the stream was particularly stressful, MatPat, and oddly enough the art style of the game.) If Jason was fully immersed in his ‘cool down time’, then neither hell nor high water would grab his attention. Nothing outside of dinner being done (or the Patricks calling) would move him.

All the criteria had been met that day for a session of reading and listening (nice weather, slightly stressful stream that left Jason seeking an escape, whimiscal art style, Matt and Jason being in rare comedic duo form that left Stephanie and Chris in stitches). 70% was a go. And so, as Chris tucked the tiny puppy into his jacket and waltzed right through the front door.

He got maybe six steps before he heard Jason’s voice in kitchen.

“Chris, why is your hoodie wiggling?” Swallowing nervously, Chris turned to see Jason stood at the breakfast bar with a kettle in one hand and his book waiting on the counter. ‘Shit, forgot to account for tea.’ “Wha-? Wiggl-? Jason I resent-!” A hundred excuses tried to wiggle their way out of Chris’s mouth, leaving him stood there sputtering as a tiny black nose peeked out of his zipper and sniffed the air. “….Chris…. Chris, is that what I think it is?” Jason asked slowly, putting the kettle down as Cheis desperately tried to nudge the nose back into its hiding place. “I… guess that depends on what you think it is.” He finally muttered petulantly, giving up his attempts to put the cat (or rather, dog) back in the bag.‘The jig is up, Widin.’

Chris could feel the puppy squirming even more in his arms as Jason crossed the room and held out his hands. “Careful, she’s just a baby.” Chris said sourly, delicately fishing the tiny King Charles spaniel puppy out of his hoodie and placing her in Jason’s waiting arms. “I gotta ask,” Jason cradled the puppy to his chest, and Chris was a little impressed at how he still managed to look disapproving even with a squirmy puppy in his arms licking his neck. Impressed and dismayed, but still impressed. “How long did you think you could keep a dog from me?” Chris shrugged and scratched the dogs ears, feeling a little thrill of victory at how Jason smiled at the happy snuffle the puppy let out.

“Like… three hours tops. I just figured you’d be so impressed by my sneak abilities that you’d let us keep Lady because you’re also the best boyfriend ever.” Chris bounced a little on the balls of his feet, it felt like he was on pins and needles as Jason looked down and appraised the dog with a critical eye. “Lady? Really? First Mittens, now Lady?” He finally said, raising an eyebrow at the anxious man in front of him. “You’re not allowed to name anything anymore. But fine,” Jason added and held up a hand, cutting off the beginning stages of Chris’s puppy eyes. “We’ll keep her. We’ll have to go to the store tomorrow and drop by the vets. If she eats my shoes, I’m going to strangle you with a mic wire.”

Letting out a loud whoop, Chris threw his arms around Jason and kissed him sweetly on the lips as Lady barked and licked the two men. “You’re really the best boyfriend ever, and I promise I’ll take good care of Lady and take her for walks and play with her and I’ll teach her how to fetch the paper in the morning, and-” His words were cut off with another kiss, Jason pulling back to smile fondly. “You’re gonna try and teach her, and probably get distracted. I’ll train her, but you’re cleaning up after her and introducing her to Mittens.”

Try to pay special attention to taking care of yourself. If you’re hungry, feed yourself. If you’re tired, take a nap. When you’re ready to take on the world each day, get out there and shine your light! Create positive affirmations for yourself, and say them at the beginning of each and every day; things like;

Today will be an amazing day!
Today I am filled with energy and love!
Today I will give it my all and go to bed leaving the world a better place!

It’s astounding how things as simple as words can impact our beliefs. Please try to make moment to do this; whether it’s in the shower, on your way to work, or before bed. Even if you don’t believe what you’re saying, you must continue, for sometimes it takes a while to alter one’s attitude and state of mind.

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Chris Evans Debuts Trailer for New Movie DENNIS

the true beauty and the beast ‘gay moment’

  • “who needs her when you’ve got us?”
  • “it’s never going to happen ladies”
  • “I’m not done with you yet” - “me neither”
  • LeFou looking dreamy and biting his bottom lip when Gaston says “picture it LeFou (…) adorable children running around while my love rubs my tired feet”
  • LeFou’s dreamy look turning into a frown the second Gaston adds ‘but what does Belle say?”
  • the whole Gaston song
  • “LeFou you’re the best. How is it no girl has snatched you up yet?” - “I’ve been told I’m clingy, but I really don’t get it” + the Look
  • the nose boop
  • the dance with Stanley at the end

basically pretty much all the lefou scenes were gay because he’s gay af it wasn’t even subtext it was obvious and subtle at the same time goodbye

Oh Sherlock, you show off.

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ok this is a fail comic. why? because upon finishing up (it’s not completely done haha ;-;) I realized that these aren’t visually funny (darn). But I thought I’d post it anyway 8n8 cause it would be a waste if i didn’t. Damn BGs im eternally bad at them *shakes fist*.

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