littlechaya

It's thirsty Thursday in the Emmo house.
  • Brian:I NEED SOME FOOD!!
  • Emma:Okay, here's a chocolate bar.
  • Brian:NO, I need it prechewed!!
  • Emma:uhmmmm....okay?
  • Brian:*sticks tongue out*
  • Emma:*chewing* How exactly am I supposed to do this?
  • Brian:LIKE A MAMA BIRD
  • Emma:.....so throw it up?
  • Brian:NO, that's just owls....
  • Emma:So I don't know how else to do this but to kiss you...
  • Brian:Whatever it takes! I just need me some fucking food!
  • Emma:........
  • Mo:What the fuck even.
So my friend is drunk and on our floor tonight.
  • Friend:Erin texted me. She's so sweet. I'll text her thanks back.
  • Friend:..if I can find the fucking K.
  • Friend:Where the fuck is that??
  • Me:...
  • Emma:...
  • Me and Emma:LOLOLOL
  • Friend:It's okay I found it. It's on the 5. You push like once or twice or something I don't even fucking know
So Emma's study abroad is a backpacking trip in Australia and New Zealand...
  • Emma:THERE'S GONNA BE KANGAROOOOOOSSSSS
  • Emma:AND DINGOES! OMG DINGOES!!!
  • Emma:EHRMAGHERD AND KOALAS!! HOW DID I FORGET ABOUT THE KOALAS????!?