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LittleBigPlanet 3 - E3 2014 Announce Trailer

PlayStation’s most imaginative franchise, LittleBigPlanet, is back with a new cast of playable plush characters in the biggest handcrafted adventure yet!

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LittleBigPlanet 3 - E3 2014 Announce Trailer.

Played LittleBigPlanet with my family tonight for the first time, here are a few of the gems that were said:
  • Dad:Is this game difficult to understand?
  • Mom:Yeah, how many buttons do I have to push?
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  • Dad:Which character am I, we all look the same?!
  • Me:Stop moving around on the screen and I'll tell you.
  • Mom:Well, which one am I? Am I the one jumping?
  • Me:Stop moving for a sec so I can figure it out.
  • Sister:How do I jump?
  • Me:JUST STOP MOVING.
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  • Me:Okay this is the tutorial.
  • Dad:What are we about to learn?
  • Me:How to move around and dress your character up.
  • Dad:What about how to jump and kill stuff?
  • Me:That comes later after you master the basics.
  • Dad:That sounds silly, why not just teach everything to me now?
  • Mom:Says the man who once called me asking how to text people on his flip phone.
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  • Mom:Am I the character with the glasses?
  • Me:That's me.
  • Mom:Am I the character that looks like an angel?
  • Me:That's your daughter.
  • Mom:I'm not the ugly skeleton looking dude, am I?
  • Me:That's your husband.
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  • Me:If you hold the back bumper, you control your arms.
  • Sister:If you flick your control stick, you can punch your friends.
  • Dad:-punches Mom-
  • Mom:-punches Dad-
  • Me:Oh my GOD are we ever going to finish the tutorial.
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  • Me:We NEED to stay together because whoever is offscreen dies.
  • Me:NO STAY TOGETHER.
  • Me:MOM YOU'RE KILLING EVERYONE.
  • Mom:THAT MEANS I'M WINNING.
  • Me:THIS GAME IS CO-OPERATIVE.
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  • Dad:Why do I keep disappearing?
  • Me:You keep dying.
  • Dad:How do I not do that?
  • Me:BY STAYING WITH ME.
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  • Dad:-dies-
  • Me:The spikes kill you if you touch them.
  • Dad:You should warn us of dangers BEFORE we get to them.
  • Me:SORRY, I DIDN'T KNOW THAT I HAD TO TELL YOU THAT IF YOU FALL ON SPIKES YOU DIE.
  • Me:THAT'S LIKE, DARWINISM AT IT'S FINEST.
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  • Sister:If you choose a sticker you like, you can use the X button to place it everywhere you like. Even on each other.
  • Me:Stop teaching them things that get us killed.
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  • Dad:Is that an enemy?
  • Me:No, that's a rock.
  • Dad:Is THAT an enemy?
  • Me:That's me.
  • Dad:What about this?
  • Me:The ghost? The ghost that just killed you? No, not an enemy.
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  • Mom:What's the giant boot do?
  • Mom:Oh.
  • Mom:It kills you, if anyone wants to know.
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  • Dad:Do you keep leaving me behind because I'm a liability?
  • Everyone:Yes.
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  • Me:We got through all the tutorial levels, this is the end screen, where it gives us our scores.
  • Mom:So we won?
  • Me:Yeah.
  • Mom:Are we done?
  • Me:No.
  • Mom:I need a drink.
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  • Dad:How are you hugging me? That's a cool function.
  • Dad:Is there a button that I can kiss my wife with?
  • Sister:I wanna be done.
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  • Me:I remember why we don't do family game night anymore.
  • Mom:We could always play a board or card game.
  • Me:I don't think I wanna play anything again ever after that.