- Xanxus: Look, you think I'm the bad guy because I tried to kill your grandfather twice, but you know where that old fuck was for most of my birthdays?
- Xanxus: A little place that rhymes with "not there".
- Tsunayoshi: Making someone else heir?
- Xanxus: ...
- Xanxus: God-motherfucking-dammit, you've got three seconds to run.
How can one gain the affections of both the Vongola and Varia?