little miss murderer

Like, I know that it’s a gross macho thing to say, “my pets kill animals like your pets.”   But I do think of it whenever I see those of your who have gentle little rodents that you love and who love you and who peacefully eat lettuce or hay or whatever, and in more of a “sudden realization of the evils that I have surrounded myself with”.  

My precious little fluff angels are a species that murders for fun. Mr ChubChub commits atrocities all day and then drools on my shoulder and demands love. I can’t believe cat people aren’t given the same collective social side-eye as people with pythons.

Little Miss Nobody - On 31 July, 1960, the body of a little girl was discovered in Sand Wash Creek Bed, Congress, Arizona. She had been partially buried and estimated to be between five-years-old and seven-years-old and had been dead for approximately two weeks. It was noticed that whoever had partially buried the young girl, had attempted to dig a number of prior graves. Her natural brunette hair had been dyed an auburn colour, presumably in an attempt to conceal her identity. She was wearing white shorts and a checked blouse along with sandals that had been cut to fit her small feet. A small, bloody, pocketknife was discovered near her body, however, her cause of death could not be determined. Despite a thorough investigation, the identity of the little girl was never uncovered. Locals donated money to give “Little Miss Nobody” a proper burial, with a local florist and mortuary providing funeral services.

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And what a team it is.

💪 heavy loads 💪 arthur has a lot of laundry and elyan is my favorite sweetheart knight~

(percival) (leon) ( gwaine ) (lance) (arthur)

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Little Miss Lake Panasoffkee, also referred to Little Miss P, is the name given to an unidentified murder victim. This young woman was discovered by two young hitchhikers on 19 February, 1971, in Lake Panasoffkee, Florida. She was fully clothed, wearing a green shirt, green pants, and a green poncho, and extremely decomposed, partially due to the hot weather. She was determined to be 17-years-old to 24-years-old and was approximately 5′2″ to 5′5″ with dark hair and brown eyes. It is believed that she could have been married due to a gold ring on her ring finger. An autopsy uncovered that she had been murdered approximately 30 days prior to the date she was discovered. She had been strangled - a man size 36 belt was wrapped tightly around her neck. It was also discovered that she had given birth to at least two children. In 2012, her body was exhumed and reexamined. This examination revealed that she was of European descent. A geological scientist believed that she was from Greece and was visiting Florida to attend an Epiphany celebration in Tarpon Springs, a town that has a very large Greek-American population. Her identity still remains unsolved.

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Sin from thy lips? O trespass sweetly urged! Give me my sin again

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Rosie is my wife. W-uh…former wife.

I just love how visibly uncomfortable Jack is in this scene. Not much rattles him, but the unanticipated meeting of his ex and his, um, Phryne gets him so flustered. Cutest thing I ever saw. 

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I know it’s the wrong woman, but…