little leverage things

little things i love about the first contact job
  • parker doing an E.T. voice and poking eliot in the face; eliot immediately accepting his fate
  • eliot naming his character “willy riker”
  • actually everything about that character is fucking gold
  • sophie being “abducted”
  • parker constantly lowkey fucking with the mark by messing up his last name
  • “I’ll break your freakin’ clavicle.”
  • eliot’s dramatic “death”
  • “TWO GOOD OLD BOYS, BEHIND THE WHEEL, CHASIN’ DOWN BAD GUYS IN LUCILLE”