little josh

Literally
  • Mom: Oh who's this? They sound cool.
  • Me: They're Twenty One Pilots and I love them.
  • Mom: Oh cool. What type of music do they play?
  • Me: *cringes* Well, you see, it's not rap, it's not hip hop-
  • Six year old brother: It's just another attempt to make the voices stop!
  • Me: Young sire, have you been listening to my CD?
  • Six year old brother: *giggles* Maaayyyyybeeeeee.
  • Me: *fake cries* I'm so proud! I'm raising you right!
  • Mom: What the actual fuck??????????