little grown man

I just wanted to draw Raz with stars…also I love his new outfit. I’m sure it’s a normal jacket on Sasha but on Raz it almost looks like a cute little tailcoat :’> I love it.

You're going to bully a little girl and spit water in her face at the water park? Prepare for the tempest.

So I took my two young sons to the local water park yesterday. They had a blast. I stayed in the lazy river most of the time with them. I tend to stay about 10 to 20 yards behind them. Close enough to keep an eye on them, far enough for them to have fun.

I’m minding my own business, floating in the lazy river when suddenly a wild bully appears. Cue 10 year oldish husky boy who’s following around a much smaller girl. I’m observing over the course of a few laps of the river as this little turd boy is constantly teasing and intimidating this little girl that’s like half his size.

I lap them. I’m now right behind victim and bully, my own sons constantly in my view and I get close enough to hear bully talking trash to his victim, trying to get her to leave the pool.  She’s visibly scared and trying to get away from him. There are no accompanying adults with these children. This is when I see the bully take a mouthful of water and flat out spit in the girl’s face.

At this point I’m like YOU DID NOT and I go into action. Things are crazy and hectic because we’re surrounded by people in a loud water park so I know I can get away with this.

Just loud enough for him to hear me, I say to the bully from behind him, “Hey!” Bully turd turns around I proceed to go full E. Honda palm splashing right in his face. After about 6 seconds of spashin blastoise level water in his face, bully is coughing and girl is 10 yards ahead near my sons. My work here is done.

I proceed to say nothing and pretend nothing has happened. Bully stands shocked, catching his breath in the lazy river as the hapless watergoing masses float past, oblivious. Ten minutes later bully is gone and victim has returned to merriment.

I think the life guards saw me and just didn’t care.

TLDR: Grown ass man sees boy kid bully spitting water in a little girls face. Grown ass man spashes bully in the face until bully is coughing.

10/10 Would recommend.

❝ I love you too, Jungkook. ❞

Plot: You’re an idol and you’re dating Jungkook. You show up at one of his fan sign and he says to everyone that you two are dating. 

Pairing: JungkookxReader 

Words count: 1,8k+

Genre: Fluff 

For anon, I hope you like it cutie! - M. 

Gif isn’t mine, credits to the owner! ♥

Deciding to go meet your boyfriend during a fan sign didn’t seem to be any more a great idea as at the beginning. The black mask covered your face and fortunately your eyes didn’t reveal much of who you were. Yet the feeling of being perpetually observed didn’t seem to disappear and so the anxiety increased to every minute that passed.  

But you haven’t seen Jungkook for weeks, and if that was the only way to change the situation, you’d be well-born to be discovered.  

“Next time I’ll close you in our room.” Your best friend muttered, as well as the leader of your group and the worst advocate in the world; making you smile amused from underneath the mask.  

“I didn’t ask you to come.. Then we repeated several times that we’re their fans, even if they discovered there I know hey couldn’t see anything strange… ”  

“YOU KNOW? I swear that if I read another article where they ship me and Taehyung I shoot myself. ”  

“What a bad thing Unnie…. In short, Taehyung is an incredible guy. ” You whispered in response, not understanding all that boredom towards that sweet and a little crazy boy. “Then he is also extremely beaut–”  

“But think of your boy!”  

“You Like him! That’s why you’re bored by the articles…. because you’re ashamed to talk to him. ”  

The slap that came soon after on your shoulder only made you entertain more, while patiently expected your turn to go to get the album signed.  

He was as beautiful as always but he seemed particularly cheerful that day, he could even not to bully his hyung and his smile could make you completely melt. It’s been seven months since you started to date and you’ve already figured out you were falling in love with him, but you were too intimidated and scared to confess your feelings. It was your first serious “relationship”, although not yet effective because he didn’t really ask you to be his girlfriend and you were both so young that you were afraid that he could run away in front of your confession.  

“Jungkook-oppa!” “Jungkook, you are beautiful!” “Jungkook I love you!”  

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Mr. Hemmings

You let your head whip around and lock eyes with Luke, his eyes now letting tears fall as he holds his daughter in his arms as chaos goes on around him. In that moment you just wanted to be in his arms, pressing continuous kisses along his face, trying to wipe away every little crease in his forehead and worries in his life. But you couldn’t you just continue to walk further and further away from him, only making his heart break with each step.

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Rating: R


A/N: hope you enjoy! and continue to send in some more requests and ideas! also, thank you to everyone for helping me reach 4k!

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Everything changed when those words left your mouth that night. Every little aspect of your life became hidden away and has been tossed and turned around since those letters that are locked together spewed out of your mouth and to the musty atmosphere that night.

Now your whole entire world revolved around Luke, Jocelyn, and school. You spent most of your time around their house so you mostly spent it by Jocelyn’s side, either playing with her or teaching her little things. When it came to Luke, you were always there to comfort him and give him the affection that he deserves, every night you were under him, letting him pleasure the deepest and most sincere parts of your body as you let kiss after kiss and words after words spew out of your lips about how amazing and perfect he was. He would always say the same back to you. You both grew closer together; you learned more about him as he did with you. He knows all of your secrets, thoughts, and what keeps you up during the night, and vice versa.

Now with school, you were so hesitant and scared about with. You were afraid to leave Luke and Jocelyn behind as you headed off to college, your mind would be so busy focusing on your courses and making new friends that you always got scared of the fact on what a toll it would have on the little girl and grown man that you love so deeply. You knew that you weren’t going to live on campus because your mom did not have the money for that, and you sure as hell know you’re not going to be moving out anytime soon, but you were so scared on what will happen when school does start up again and you have to leave. Luke always told you that you’ll be fine and that he’ll take care of everything and that things will be alright, but ever since you got into the picture everything has been so easy and perfect since you came along. Sure, you would be able to see them on the weekends, and if you were lucky you would also be able to see them during the week also but you wouldn’t know. And you don’t know, and that’s what you’re so scared about.

But all you do is take a deep breath and take it day by day and minute by minute. You live in the moment and try to keep yourself organize and remain calm as the summer begins to come to an end and back to school commercials start to play constantly on radios and TV’s. You just take it with ease and grace as best as you can.

When Luke saw your disoriented and frustrated self he knew that he needed to you get your mind off of school since that was the biggest thing ticking you off, so he suited up Jocelyn and himself and brought you all to the movies to go see a late night screening of Moana. To say you were happy was an understatement, Luke bought you as many snacks and candies as you and Jocelyn wanted, he let you both run around the arcade and play numerous games, he even let you beat him five times in air hockey, which you were so crappy in but he let you win nevertheless.

You were smiling from ear to ear when the movie was finished and Luke had his arm wrapped around your shoulder and your hand was in Jocelyn’s. This day was just going absolutely amazing and you knew just the perfect way to end it.  

“How about you get ready for bed and I’ll put Jocelyn down for the night,” You say, smiling at Luke as you begin to undo the little girl’s shoes in your arms as she was slumped against your shoulder, out like a light.

“Okay, thanks a lot babe,” Luke says while leaning forward and pressing a kiss against your warm cheek. You just smile at him before shooing him off and kicking off your shoes before hurrying to get Jocelyn to bed.

It took longer then you expected to get Jocelyn’s tired body to get ready for bed, her slumped out frame was difficult to get into her pink unicorn pajamas in and you could barely keep her head straight when trying to brush her teeth and comb through her hair. It was a hassle but you got through with it, you gently placed her on the bed and tucked her in nice and tight before making your way over to the night light to switch it on.

When you got up from the ground, your eyes looking around the pink coloured room to make sure everything was in place, you walked over to the door before you hear a sluggish ‘wait’ trail out of the little girl’s mouth. A small smile tugged at the ends of your lips as you walked over to her tossed figure and bend down.

“Yes Jojo?” You whisper while leaning forward and pressing your lips against her forward, your hand raising up and taking a stray hair way from her face.

“A-Are you like?” She mumbles, eyes still shut as her lips begin to drool with spit; you roll your eyes before using your sleeve of your cardigan and wiping it away.

“What am I like?” You remark, your eyebrows rising as you begin to pet her hair.

“Are you l-like my mom now?” She asks, her words slurring a bit.

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“Oh good you’re awake!” Anthony said looking down at his babysitter. “Anthony?! Is that you?!” His babysitter was in shock as she gazed upon the now 24 year old hunk hat resembled the 8 year old child she was babysitting the night before.

“Oooooo! Mommy isn’t going to be happy when she sees me like this! You’re going to be in big trouble!” Anthony said with his arms crossed. “Hey! Stop looking at that big thing, I’m talking to you!” Anthony scolded his babysitter as he tried covering his throbbing dick and hanging balls.

Anthony’s babysitter couldn’t believe her eyes. She was gazing at such an attractive man now. She thought to herself, “how did this happen?” and then she remembered Anthony’s mom saying to only give him 2 drops of his cold medicine. I guess she gave him 2 drops too many as Anthony was now a large grown man. Little did the babysitter and Anthony know that Anthony’s father switched the cold medicine with some “G-29” he found on the streets one day. His wife and him were getting old in age and needed some extra help around the house. Anthony’s dad would’ve grown his son himself but he thought it would be less messy if the babysitter “accidentally” grew their precious son instead.

“Hey! I feel kinda funny” Anthony said while stroking his dick and playing with his balls. “Haha, this tickles…Can you help me find some clothes so I’m not all naked anymore?” Anthony said flexing his muscles and feeling his balls in his large hands. “Sure! Just meet me outside.” The babysitter had to change her own clothes from the sight of such an attractive man pleasuring himself right in front of her.

I just wanted to draw Deacon doing finger guns…gun

that’s it that’s the only reason I made this


Series Summary: Frank’s one-night-stands turns into more than he thought, and this girl is more than she seems.

A/N: Ta-da!  I’m back from the dead!  Hope this chapter doesn’t suck as much as I think it does!

Frank Adler x reader

Word count: 1336

Summary: It was just another normal day, but (Y/N) continues to behave oddly

Warnings: alcohol mention


(GIF not mine)

Originally posted by the1goddessofpink

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Little something – headcanon, fanfic-part, call it what you want, I don’t know myself – that I came up with this afternoon:



There are still bandages around the better part of his head, one eye covered by them, and the eye that is visible has a purple-blueish hue around it that makes him look as if he has gotten into a brawl rather than a surgery.

Kraglin sighs, fingers drifting higher, gently, gently, until the tips hit the still unfamiliar metal imbedded in the middle of his head. The simple touch feels wrong, reminding his body that there is something alien there now, but Kraglin forces himself to endure it until the hitch in his breath passes.

He will have to learn to carry this legacy, and he better starts sooner than later, he reminds himself sternly. Even when it feels alien. Even if it’s heavy and cold.

Even if his throat constricts and his eyes burn whenever he glances toward the fin.

Shuffling next to him makes him blink back the newly formed tears, but he doesn’t even get the time to look up before a weight lands on his shoulder, a warm hand curling around his upper arm and squeezing gently so that he stays.

Peter hooks his chin over Kraglin’s opposite shoulder, glancing past him towards their joined reflection.

“…What’cha think?” Kraglin asks, opting for glancing sideways toward the younger instead of looking at their reflection.

Peter hums in his throat, tilting his head to nudge against Kraglin’s temple. Finally he slaps the older’s shoulder, smile curling his lips. “As pretty as any angel!”

Kraglin chortles in surprise, stab of sadness mingling with amusement. “I look like I got chewed on and spit back out, ye mean.”

“You’re not looking,” Peter shakes his head, freeing his hand to push Kraglin’s chin back around and make him look at the mirror. “Try again.”

And Kraglin does. Needs a second to face himself, but somehow, it’s easier with Peter there next to him, makes it more endurable.

The fin does look mighty fine, he thinks. Gleaming and new and a memorial all in one.

He relaxes, smiling hesitantly at his familiar-unfamiliar reflection, and Peter beams back with ten times as much happiness. “Now you see it.”

“Ain’t too bad.”

“Understatement of the century.”

“Aw, shut it, Pete, yer makin’ me blush.”

“He would agree with me, you know.”

Kraglin clamps his mouth shut, the retort he had meant to give getting stuck in his throat in a rush of emotion, and it’s unfair, how easily Peter can shut him up.

All anger dissipates, though, when he meets Peter’s gaze and it’s full of wistfulness and earnest and sadness – he isn’t joking, he means it, that soft idjit.

The words won’t come for a moment, his mind scrambling to get a sentence together, but finally Kraglin managed a weak, hoarse, “Would have laughed at me for bein’ horrible with the arrow, though.”

Peter’s face seems to crack into a smile as he chuckles. “I can hear him complain, honestly. And then laughing.”

“And then correctin’ me.”

“All in one sentence.”

“Ye bet.”

They smile at each other then, wobbly but honest, before Peter pushes himself off – and again, Kraglin wonders when the heck the little boy-grown-man got so friggin’ heavy – and straightens. “Come on, let’s show your new look off to the others.”

“Oooh, I get to leave the sick bay,” Kraglin drawls, waving his hands in a Hooray gesture. “Finally.”

“Ey, no joking about that-…”

“Two weeks, Pete. Two fuckin’ weeks.”

“Your health was on stake, I’m not gonna take chances.”

“You told me Rocket would knock me out with the stun gun if I stand up.”

“As I said,” Peter gives back, already ducking past Kraglin’s defensive pose and swinging one arm up and around scrawny shoulders. “Not taking chances.”

“Brat,” Kraglin grumbles, but he still relaxes enough into the touch that he can lean against Peter’s shoulder. He’s still feeling a bit wobbly on his own two legs, after all.

“Aw, Kraggles, we both know you love me as I am.”

That startles another snorted laugh out of Kraglin. “Do not,” he says even as he slings is own arm around Peter’s shoulders.

“Do, too.”


“Pretty sure you do-hooo~…”

“Ye keep dreamin, Pete. Ye keep dreamin’.”

They are still bickering as they leave the room, Kraglin heavily leaning against Peter as they go, his head still feeling weirdly heavy and slightly alien to himself – but he’s smiling as he goes, feeling proud and content for the first time in a while.


He swears he can almost hear a familiar voice half-seriously grouch about sentiments somewhere in his memory.

anonymous asked:

Got7 reaction to seeing you for the first time (just walking or whatever) and finding you beautiful!! XD XD

Here you go mam!


He would see you with your friends, and after you catch him staring at you and then looking away for the third time, he would get embarrassed and put his head down. 


Jackson is the same like Yugyeom except, he wouldn’t get embarrassed. He would look away smiling until Mark asked him when he was going to go over there and say something and stop playing hard to get. 


He saw you reading a book by yourself and you’d peek up from it looking at him, but shyly look back at your book, and you’d do that a couple of times until he walks over. You purposefully don’t look up because you’re nervous, so he pushes your book down and smiles: “I’m Mark, what’s your name pretty girl?”


He’d see you and smile. Especially because he’s that bright piece of sunshine he is. He’d be nervous, but with JB giving him the nod, he’d walk over slowly and look around to make sure the guys weren’t watching him. “You’re pretty…I just wanted to say that.” 


He has no issue with staring at you , and letting you know that he likes what he sees. He’d probably spend some time making eye contact, and making sure you were ok with it, before moving over when your friends left. “I like what I see, and so do you. Do you have Kakao?”


I think Junior is shameless flirt when he sees something he wants. He would be passive about staring, while the younger guys were around. As soon as they cleared, or he had a moment to himself,he’d approach you. “You already know, what I’m going to say. So let’s cut to the chase.” 


Cute little BamBam is a grown man. Hanging around too much with Jackson has made him bold, and he has been around Yugyeom enough to master the art of the cute stare, and pretending to be embarrassed. That’s not BamBam’s style though, he looks at you, knowing you were staring and as soon as you look back he gives you a wink. 

jercico headcanons

for @pjoqueernet​ week three event: fave poly ship

  • cuddling is a scheduled event because nico has to make time for his Too Large boyfriends to argue about who gets to spoon who
  • nico doesn’t really see the point in these arguments because they always end up in a formation that roughly translates into: one person on their back, another tucked into their side, and the last snuggled up behind the second
  • jason usually wins the “on his back” position because he’s the warmest and nico and percy absolutely love stealing all of his body heat for themselves
  • percy has a bad habit of coming in from a swim and flopping right on the couch for a nap 
  • nico has a bad habit of laying on his back and taking a nap right with him, leaving jason to find a way to pry his dark haired idiots off of the Good Furniture 
  • percy & nico are actually cat people, jason is a dog person. this makes pet shopping an incredibly difficult process 
  • ( they end up adopting a fluffy black cat and a german shepherd puppy. nico even gets a blue betta fish and names him percy jr. percy is charmed. jason is very distantly amused because he knows he’ll be the only one to remember that the damn fish needs to be fed even if it can talk to percy )
  • best at taking care of plants? nico. no one knows why, he’s just got a real green thumb and their apartment has a whole windowsill dedicated to his baby succulents which all have names and personalities
  • best at curving people who don’t understand their relationship? percy. “i saw you with another guy here the other day, blond? who’s he?” “my boyfriend.” “and this little one?” “the small grown man is also my boyfriend. can i get my fucking coffee now?” 
  • “can i get a coffee iv?” “no, that’s bad for your health, percy.” “are you sure?” “if the italian says no, it’s no.” “damn.” 
  • nico makes the best coffee in the house but he has to be in the mood to make it, this usually takes kisses from percy and jason. they are always more than happy to oblige

Champions Again *Cristiano Ronaldo smut imagine *


“Tell Cristiano I said Congrats “Marcia said 

I smiled giving her a hug, “I will and thank you for watching the game with me tonight “ I said

She smiled, “Anytime I mean that’s what best-friends are for right?” 

I chuckled, “I’ll see you Tuesday Y/N” She said as she walked out 


She nodded, “Because I know you won’t be able to walk on Monday” She said chuckling

I rolled my eyes, closing the door behind her as I cleaned up our drinks and stuff around the house. I wasn’t able to go to the game tonight because of the amount of work I’d had along with my flight literally coming in just minutes before the game was actually going to begin. So instead, Marcia who’s not only my best-friend but also my assistant and I came to the house that Cristiano and I rented, and got some drinks and watched the game most likely disturbing the neighbors around us. 

By the time I had finished cleaning up everything I’d heard the door open, “Y/N!” Junior’s voice echoed throughout the house

I chuckled going to the front room, “Hey buddy did you have fun tonight?” I asked ruffling his hair

He smiled, “It was so cool, Pai scored and there were lots of confetti and the trophy is this big” He said doing the motions with his hands

I smiled, “Really?” I asked

He nodded, “Yeah and avo said I get to spend the night with her at the hotel tonight” He said as we’d walked into his bedroom

I leaned against the door-frame, “So you’re just going to leave me” I said

Junior turned around giving me a smile, “I’ll be back tomorrow Y/N” He said

I chuckled, “You sound like a little grown man” I said going over and helping him pack his stuff. When we finished gathering his stuff, we went back out and Cristiano’s Mom was there smiling. “Happy night isn’t it?” She said smiling

I smiled back, “Yes it is, we won!”

She chuckled, “I hope you don’t mind me taking Junior for the night” 

I shook my head, “Not at all, he’s more excited to go with you than stay here and play video games with me” I said

Junior chuckled, “I love you Y/N” He said running past and going to the car

“Well I guess we’ll see the two of you tomorrow for lunch and then the plane” She said 

I smiled, “See you at lunch” I said walking them out

As soon as they pulled out of the driveway not even two minutes later, Cristiano pulled up. And when I say pulled up I literally mean the man didn’t seem to care about stopping the car before getting out. 

He jumped out, turning off the car a smile on his face. “Someone’s excited” I said chuckling

“Yeah, and I kind of need a place to put all of this excitement” He said pulling me to him

I raised an eyebrow, “Have you found some place?” 

Cristiano chuckled, “A very good place” He said before placing his lips on mine. He lifted me up and began walking back into the house, shutting the door with his foot; he continued on going to the couch. 

He unbuttoned the shirt I was wearing, well more like ripped it off. “Cristiano” I said

“What I’ll get another one” 

I chuckled, as he then slid off my shorts and underwear. “Wow I didn’t even do anything and you’re already wet” 

Cristiano started from underneath my breast kissing down, my stomach and stopping at my thighs. I drew in a breath as Cristiano kissed down, and eventually took his fingers inserting them inside of me. My body instantly arched, as he continued to thrust his fingers faster and faster. 

“Cristiano” I moaned out

“Just say the words” He said

My hands gripped the pillows behind me, as I bit my lip. “C’mon baby girl just say the words” He said once more

“I-I-I need you Cristiano” 

A smirk made it’s way onto his face, as he removed his shirt and pants that he’d been wearing. Unraveling his dick in all of its glory, Cristiano wasted no time thrusting his dick inside. Once again my hand gripped the couch, and a loud moan came out as he began thrusting. 

“Faster Cristiano” I said

Bending down Cristiano placed his lips on mine, “Only way to shut you up” He mumbled against my lips

I chuckled, as Cristiano continued thrusting and going faster. My hands went around to his back, as his body came closer to mine. “Wait” I said placing my hand on his chest

Cristiano raised an eyebrow panting, “What?” 

“Let’s finish in the bedroom”I said

Cristiano groaned, “You’ve gotta be kidding me” He said 

However he didn’t waste anymore time as he threw me over his shoulder and practically ran into the bedroom dropping me on the bed once more. As he hovered over me, I smiled. “Better” 

I flipped us so that Cristiano was on the bed, placing myself onto of his dick. Riding him, Cristiano placed his hands on my waist gripping it.  “God wining is amazing” I said 

By now Cristiano and I were both reaching our climax. And it came very soon, the both of us laying down with my head on his chest. “Congratulations on your win” I said 

Cristiano smiled looking at me, “Thank you for continuing my wining streak” He said 

What I miss about being a dad now that my kids are adults.

When my kids were small they’d want to sleep with us.   They’d grab there pillow, stuffed animal, favorite blanket and crawl in between us.  After about seventeen thousand adjustments we’d stop the wiggle and giggle party.  Then the two dogs would find a spot and spin into a curl and fall into a ball and try to sleep. My wife, Janelle, she’d grab my hand.  Holding it we’d fall asleep. 
 Morning we’d all be laying in some uncomfortable position, my arm asleep, my foot frozen exposed since my son had all the blanket.  Jill, our dog laying on my legs, Janelle playing with Hope’s almost white hair as she slept.  .I knew that moment that I had found heaven.  At least mine,   

Okay so I will accept another installment of TG if Urie is the main character.