little girl i wanna marry you


translated by @maksisskambackwards and @linneaxskam and me :) 

Host: Ohmygod, here we’re getting Jonas. Hi Jonas, or would you prefer I call you Marlon.

Marlon: Preferably Marlon, yes.

Host: How do you feel now that the shooting of Skam is done?

Marlon: It’s a little weird. I’ve, like, done this for two years. It’s a big part of.. When you do something for this long it tends to become a part of life, in your everyday life, that’s gone now. And that of course feels like a little hole (tomrom = empty space)

Host: You insisted that I should call you Marlon. Will it be good to leave Jonas a little? Do people think you’re Jonas?

Marlon: Yes, quite a few people think that. I think it’ll be great to have my name back.

Host: Back to Jonas. Now we re-enter the Skam universe, because it’s not totally over yet. We have to hold on as long as it’s there. Summer is over, who is Jonas with? Preferably, you think? Is it Emma? Is it Eva?

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baby- an imagine

a/n: im gay and i want to get married and have a baby and this is a writing piece about it. also try to reblog cos that helps stuff get shared n stuff. im also new so if you wanna follow hmu

“We always, we always, we always have a story,” you heard, your wife’s voice lulling the crying infant to sleep, and almost, almost succeeding. Leaning on the doorframe, your silhouette all that she can see, for light spilled in behind you. Your little girl was crying, and keep their new adoptive mothers up all night and somehow find a way to not have it even irritate them.

You come behind her, kissing her bare shoulder that’s poked out from her tank top, and her smile is genuine. You both haven’t slept in hours, both because of the crying and also because your daughter was a sight, and you were in awe of how gorgeous she was, her little breaths and her little sighs and her button nose- you can’t believe she’s yours.

She’s got tufts of brown hair, puffs over her head and her skin was soft and the warm brown you knew you’d love to see for the rest of your life. She’s lovely. She’s breathtaking. She’s the most beautiful thing you’d ever considered yourself tove. She’s yours.

A lot of people, (assholes) say that she’s not, that you didn’t make her so she’s not, and the thing is- you get it. She’s not made up of your DNA. She’s someone else’s, in that regard. She didn’t grow in your tummy.

But she’s yours, she became yours when you touched her tiny finger and she trusted you completely, relied on you for everything, trusted you to be her shepherd through life. She had big eyes that were brown and soft and sweet and you could swear they looked just like your wife.

You’re young to be adopting- only in your mid 20’s- and you hadn’t been looking for a baby at the moment. Your wife volunteered at a planned parenthood on the weekends, and she’d known a high schooler who’d gotten pregnant and was planning to put the child in the foster system.

And the love of your life, coming home frenzied on a Sunday, saying that she knows it’s crazy but you have a room and you have love and you’re married and you’d talked about kids and-

And you looked her in the eyes, you looked at the woman you would dedicate your life to in a second, that you did dedicate it to her, and she looked at you, eyes blown and you knew that fuck it, you wanted kids, you had a home, you had a wife, and this could be the time.

That leads you to here, where your daughter was finally falling asleep in your wife’s arms, and her voice is still the lovely thing that made you fall in love with her in the first place. She looks lovely, her hair falling over her cheeks and the streetlights pouring in the light on the woman you adore, and her looking at the bundle of joy in her arms like she was the most precious thing in the world.

Three girls in the home, you thought, a smile playing on your lips.

She laughed, kissing you, and you smile into it, and it’s ridiculous, absolutely ridiculous that you’re kissing your wife with your daughter near.

3 years ago, if someone told you that you’d be sitting here, with a gorgeous, breathtaking woman holding a child you raise together, you’d have thought they were lying. Another one of those  people promising that shit gets better to make you feel better.  

But you’re sitting in here, with a little bundle in her crib, a ring on your finger, and lips tingling and her arms around you, eyes droopy from lack of sleep.

“I love you,” she smiles, lips against your cheek, fingers twining with yours. She says it like she doesn’t expect you to say anything back. She says it like it’s a fundamental truth to her, like the most beautiful and true thing in her life is to love you, and your heart swells because loving her is the thing she loves most in the world. Loving her is the thing you feel honored to do.

She looks stunning, even with her eyes tired and her fingers trembling with nerves of the momentousness of having a baby to raise.

You didn’t say yes to having her because it made sense on paper. You didn’t say yes because you had a home. You didn’t say yes because she wanted to, or because you thought that’s what married people do.

You said yes because when you looked at your wife, you saw what you always do.

You saw the girl you would dedicate your whole life to, the woman you wanted to build the world to make her smile, and you saw the only person you wanted to share the most incredible quest you’ll ever do. You couldn’t think of anyone you’d rather have a family with.

And here you were, the three of you, her humming under her breath to keep her baby asleep, and you were one.

A family.

Your family.

anonymous asked:

Bing gets a kid user who loves and adores him and would never wish for anything else

( This is the cutest thing in the god damn world. )

Bing looked over at the little girl tugging his hand, cocking his head in confusion.

She seemed to be tired, rubbing her face quietly. She was nearly eight, with blonde hair in two braids, and shining brown eyes.

“Um, Bing, can we watch a movie?”

Bing smiled softly at her, picking her up quietly. “Of course, Teddy! U wanna watch Beauty and the Beast again?”

Her face brightened immediately, eyes shining with a large nod. “Mhm!!! I want you to dance to Gaston again! That was fun! You’re better than Gaston any day!”

Bing started to laugh, swinging her around to set her down on the couch. He quickly crawled over to the TV and quickly connected to it wirelessly, before searching for the movie again.

“Hey, Bing?”

Bing looked up, nodding. “Yeah?”

“When I grow up, can we get married?”

Bing jolted, spluttering a bit. He’d adopted the little girl. Of course she was young and didn’t understand marriage that much.

Children usually at one point in their young life talked about marriage, whether saying they would marry their childhood friend or even their own parents.

He guessed it was like that.

He smiled and shook his head.

“Nah dudette, u gotta marry a human!” He giggled, before jumping to sit next to her.

Teddy pouted, before curling up close to Bing. She rested on him, before sitting up.

“I love you, Bing.” She spoke with finality, nodding forcefully before she sat back.

Bing stared down at her in shock as the beginning part of the movie’s first stong started to play, before he slowly pulled off his sunglasses and put them on Teddy.

She giggled and held the sides if the glasses. She looked up at him and stuck her tongue out.

“… I love u too, Teddy.”

“Yeah!!” She cheered, before getting up to sing along with the song, dancing around the living room.

“… I’m glad ur my user…” He whispered, before he got up to dance with her, singing the villagers’ parts as she pretended to be Belle.

This was why Bing liked being alive.

This was the reason he was happy.

Love Song Sentence Starters


Can’t Sleep Love-

  • “Tell me, am I going crazy?”
  • “Tell me, have I lost my mind?”
  • “Am I just afraid of loving, or am I not the loving kind?”
  • “Kissing in the moonlight, movies on a late night… It’s getting old.”
  • “Been there done that it’s supposed to be hot but it’s just cold.”
  • “Wake up my heart, set fire to my soul.”
  • “Gimme that can’t sleep love, the kind I dream about all day, the kind that keeps me up all night.”
  • “Maybe I’m too picky, Honey, but I’m not in it for the money.”
  • “I’m here looking for the real thing.”
  • “I’m tired of dreaming of no one.”
  • “I need some body next to mine.”
  • “I want that can’t sleep love.”

I’m Yours-

  • “I tried to chill but you’re so hot that I melted.”
  • “I can’t wait, I’m yours.”
  • “Open up your mind and see like me.”
  • “Look into your heart and you’ll find love.”
  • “We’re just one big family.”
  • “There’s no need to complicate.”
  • “Our time is short, this is our fate so I’m yours.”
  • “Scooch a little closer dear and I’ll nibble your ear~”
  • “Our name is our virtue.”
  • “Baby, do you believe I’m yours?”
  • “You best believe I’m yours.”

Check Yes Juliet-

  • “I won’t go, until you come outside.”
  • “Check yes, _____!”
  • “I’ll keep throwing rocks at your window.”
  • “There’s no turning back for us tonight.”
  • “Run baby run! Don’t ever look back!”
  • “Don’t sell your heart.”
  • “Don’t say we’re not meant to be”
  • “Forever we’ll be you and me.”
  • “3, 2, 1, now fall in my arms now.”
  • “I’ll be waiting. Wishing, wanting yours for the taking.”

Marry You-

  • “Hey baby, I think I wanna marry you.”
  • “Well I know this little chapel on the boulevard we can go.”
  • “Who cares if we trashed, got a pocket full of cash we could blow.”
  • “It’s on, girl.”
  • “Let’s just run girl.”
  • “If we wake up and you wanna break up that’s cool.”
  • “It was fun, girl.”
  • “Just say I do!”
  • “I think I wanna marry you!”

Suit and Tie-

  • “I can’t wait to get you on the floor, good looking.”
  • “You’re so hot, just like an oven.”
  • “You’re nothing but a little doozie when you do it.”
  • “Let me show you a few things.”
  • “Now we’re in the swing of love~”
  • “Stop, lemme get a good look at it.”
  • “I’ll show you how to do this, hun.”
Enouement- 17

Summary: Told in reverse-chronological order, Enouement is the story of love and loss, telling the journey that led you to your ultimate destination: a life full of happiness and regret, mistakes and laughter- and the man who gave you it all. Bucky x Reader

Words: Lots????

Warnings: Sexytimes.

Master   Part 16

Originally posted by fvckmxk

Bucky was furious. The anger radiating in his chest was boiling as he moved through the bar toward their usual table. He felt like there was a valve somewhere in his chest, letting out the steam slowly as he dropped into his seat, a little too heavily judging by the look on Sam and Steve’s faces.

“Rough night?” Sam nudged his friend with a sharp elbow and Bucky shot him a glare, reaching for the beer Steve had so generously ordered for him ahead of time. “Trouble in paradise?”

“Why did you two let me get married?”

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Just Rogue One Things (I Noticed in the Movie)

I know a lot of people have made these posts already, but I wanted to make my own. Sorry if I point out stuff you’ve seen on other lists.


-8 year old Jyn runs like a girl. Just sayin’.

-Saw seems like a great guy, and I’m not trying to attack him or anger his fans, BUT… What the HECK was he thinking, leaving 16 year old Jyn in a BUNKER of all things??? Literally ANY OTHER PLACE WOULD’VE BEEN BETTER. Does he not remember finding her so many years ago, alone in the world, scared, mourning her mother, missing her father, IN A BUNKER??? *screams for days*

-On I calmer note, I love the outfits in this movie. Jyn (and everyone else) dresses SO modestly. Like, the most skin she ever shows is her wrists. I cannot even begin to say how much I appreciate that. 

-Jyn is trembling a bit when the Rebel Commanders and Cassian explain why they busted her out of prison. 

-We get to see Cassian put on/take off that coat SO MANY times. Actually, he changes his clothes a lot in this movie… THANK YOU DISNEY

-Cassian says, “That’s Jedha” in an awkward attempt at small talk, and Jyn is having NONE OF IT. It’s basically the equivalent of him coming up to her and going, “So, crazy weather, huh?” Nope, try again, sir.

-Cassian loves the way Jyn talks to K-2SO. Don’t even pretend you didn’t notice.

-”You seem awfully tense all of a sudden.” Girl, have you been paying ANY attention to this guy? He’s the very definition of tense. Seriously, look up the word ‘stressed’ and you’ll find his frowning face. (A related search will probably ask you “Did you mean /stress/?” Click on that and you’ll get Jyn’s picture.)  

-Right after Jyn shields Cassian from the explosion behind them, he gives her a very brief look of complete shock. Blink and you’ll miss it, though. 

-I’m sure most of you saw this the first time, but it took me 3 viewings to realize that Chirrut. SAT. ON. A. DEAD. STORMTROOPER. Ah, to one day achieve that level of sass… 

-So, to sum up Jyn’s actions in Jedha: She saved a little girl, destroyed several Stormtroopers, protected Cassian’s butt, and topped it all off by JUMPING IN FRONT OF K-2SO TO KEEP HIM FROM GETTING SHOT BY BAZE. And y’all are wondering why Cassian couldn’t just leave her behind???

-What was Saw thinking as he watched Jyn’s REAL father tell her that he loved her, that he thought of her every day, that the pain of losing her was almost more than he could take, that she was still his beloved, his stardust…? I have so many feelings. 

-Saw approves of RebelCaptain when he says, “Go with him [Cassian], Jyn!”

-Also, Cassian pulling out his blaster when he sees Jyn on her knees, like, “WHAT’D YOU DO TO HER, YOU MONSTER??? FIGHT ME!!!” is gold. 

-Poor Cassian. The man just wants to do his job, his horrible, murderous job, and now he finds himself surrounded by people who are huge fans of the Erso Family. Even K is starting to warm up to Jyn. He’s doomed if he kills Galen, doomed if he doesn’t. 

-You can actually see the sheer panic on his face when Jyn starts defending her father. He looks like he wants to throw up. Outstanding acting there, Mr. Luna. Well done.

-These guys would be dead so many times throughout the film if not for Bodhi. He is arguably the most important member of the Rogue One team. (And he has no idea.)

-”Your father’s message. We can’t risk it. You’re the messenger” is THE most bull crap excuse ever. Cassian could’ve said, “No, this is a job for men” and he would’ve fared better. 

-Seriously, though, watch Cassian’s body language in this scene. He won’t face Jyn, won’t look at Jyn, does his best not to talk to Jyn. He’s an experienced spy with hundreds of secrets buried in his mind, and yet, around her, he’s a mess. 

-K is probably so confused after getting yelled at by Cassian. “I’m finally civil with your little girly-friend and this is how you treat me? #humansarecrazy”

-Jyn calls Galen ‘father’ once. After that, it’s only ‘papa’. Why? Because, deep down, a part of her is the same little girl who hugged him and told him she loved him. That part resurfaces when she sees him after SO LONG, and it’s painfully clear how much she wants to be his little girl again. This scene has so much psychological depth, I can’t even

-Also, Galen’s body was so twisted. Getting blown up is not a gentle way to go.

-MEANWHILE: Bodhi manages to steal an Imperial cargo shuttle. But apparently that’s too boring to show on screen.

-AND IN OTHER NEWS: Chirrut shoots down a TIE Fighter. From the ground. With a crossbow. Also, he’s blind. “Is he a Jedi?” “No. The Jedi wish they were HIM.”

-At some point when Cassian and Jyn are having their little spitting contest (just kidding I love that scene and both of them so much), Chirrut stands. Check it out. He was sitting. Now he’s standing. (Ooooo, you’d better watch out, Captain Andor. Jyn has friends in high places.

-I wanna high-five the person who shouted, “Just let the girl speak!” 

-Anyone else notice that Cassian and Jyn both said “I do” in this movie? No? Just me? Okay, then. *cough* They’re married. *cough*

-”I’ll be there for you. Cassian said I had to.” WHEN? WHERE? HOW? I NEED ANSWERS, DANG IT! 

-Cassian, you smug little jerk, you could at least pretend to be embarrassed about K-2.

-Okay, so I love the cute scene on the ship. Like, so, so, SO much. But I just have to ask- what was Jyn’s plan there? “Awe, Cassian’s smile is so adorable, and I’m just so happy right now. Imma go, uh… stand awkwardly close to him, freak the both of us out, and then make it look like an accident.” Real smooth, Jyn.  

-Grenades are pure evil.

-”Who are you?” Krennic asks, after hearing Cassian scream her name in the data vault. Repeatedly. “Who are you?” he asks, after witnessing her hop out from behind some crates on Edu and shout, “FATHER!” in Galen Erso’s direction. “Who are you?” he asks, and then stares like an idiot when she answers, “You know who I am.” Orson, boy… You’re done. Go home.

-When Cassian keeps Jyn from attacking the dying Krennic, he says, “Leave it.” IT. Like Krennic isn’t even a human being. (Or maybe he meant leave ‘it’, as in her anger, because they’d won.) Either way, Jyn listened, and that’s awesome.

Okay, I’m finally done with this WAY too long post. 

imagine : marriage? (TOU) [DW]

Dallas realizes he wants to marry the reader and goes to the gang for their reaction.

Warnings: trying Dally POV so kill me if it’s bad + slight ooc Tim.

— requested.




She’s shrugging off my large leather jacket, not bothered by the money bulging the pockets.

“That was fun, huh?” She’s fucking crazy, isn’t she? But she’s mine and she knows it.

“Yeah,” I smirk. Buck’s downstairs and the music sucks. “‘Expected you to chicken out.”

“Like I’d ever.” She tosses a heater on the bed and catches my eye. “It’s fake — got it out of my brother’s room. Glad you care, though.”

I take her by the waist and throw her onto the bed and she giggles. I laugh and we do that disgusting thing she likes.

She grins at me with her head on my chest. “I got you to cuddle.”

I roll my eyes but I ain’t really ticked off much. “Don’t rub it in, you bitch.”

“Hey!” She gasps. “That’s gonna cost you.”

That’s what I hate about her. I hate it so much I could kill someone. If she was anyone else, if she was Sylvia, I’d of kicked her out by now.

Dallas Winston doesn’t fucking cuddle. And he doesn’t apologize and he doesn’t give butterfly kisses without expecting a few special favors, you dig?

But I start peppering her with kisses. Innocent ones, and I don’t know why.

“What’re you gonna do with all that money?” I have a few ideas, some part of me doesn’t like one of ‘em too much.

“Probably buy a pack ‘er two,” I say.

She takes a deep breath and climbs on top of me. She’s such a tease but I love her.

She’s hugging me and not moving so I groan. She gets me all worked up, but I guess it ain’t real hard to do.

“See, now pig-Dallas is back.” She comments. I’m playing with her hair and twirling it around. She likes that.

“Pig-Dally never left,” I grin and she hits me.

“I love you,” she bites her lip. She scoots a bit higher on me and puts her lips to mine.

I can’t describe kissing. It’s different with her. I can’t describe how it feels when I kiss her. And if I could I wouldn’t, because I’m not mushy like that.

“I know you won’t say it back,” she says. “But that’s okay.”

We lay there for a while. Someone knocks on the door and I start swearing.

“Glory, Dally, contain yourself.”

She gets up and whips open the door. Fucking Tim’s there with his ugly scar.

“You get lucky, Dally Winston?” He asks.

“Fuck off. You’re here for what, again?”

“Relax,” my girl says. “He owes me.”

I scoff and light up. The fuck kind of business she got with him? He’s nothing more'n a fucking loser. I’d kill him if we didn’t know each other for so long.

“About that,” he trails off.

Her head tilts to the side. “You thinkin’ about not givin’ me my money, huh? Fucking dirtbag is what you are, Shepard.”

“Hey,” he cackles. “I got the dough, doll. Sure are feisty.”

“Who told you that — Sylvia?” She busts out, laughing. I look at Tim ‘cause I have no idea what she’s implyin’. “She didn’t tell you? I made her bleed the other night. Once you get past all that eyeliner and slutty-ness she ain’t more than a petty little girl.”

They exchange money and something else.

“You must have a lotta’ fun with this one, huh? Crazy broad.” Tim remarks.

“Yeah,” she nods quickly before I can tell him we ain’t like that. “Tons.”

“Somethin’ like that,” I agree. Nothin’ like that, is the real truth.

Tim leaves.

“I hear my brother downstairs,” Y/N says eventually. “I should go,” she grabs my leather jacket and tucks more money in the pockets.

“Glory, spendin’ less and less time with me, aren’t you, now?” We grin at each other and suddenly I don’t mind the stunt she pulled.

She comes over to me and climbs on my stomach again and leans down to kiss me and I want her to keep it going but she stops. “Nothing I said to him was true.”

I think for a second. “You never beat up Sylvia?”

“'Course I did; the bitch!” She smiles totally unaffected. “I may have pulled a switch on her, too.”

“You ever gonna get outta here? Brother’s waiting on you, doll.“

“Yeah, I’m going. I love you, alright, Dallas? Don’t go getting into trouble.”

“I won’t.”


She starts walking away, and I’m sure I fell off my rocker. “I love you.”

I don’t ever usually say that. When Y/N leaves I get my shit together and run off to the Curtis place.

Door’s open and I remember to put out my cigarette. My fucking hair is everywhere and the money’s gonna slip out my jeans.

“Glory, I’d of thought y'all were dead,” I drawl at the threshold.

All the guys are spread around the little television watching something I don’t recognize. I don’t get to watching tv real often.

Johnny looks up at me. “Dal? That you?”

I scoff. “Yeah ‘n you’d know it if these fucking lights were on.” I clap loudly, “rise and shine, idiots. Fuckin’ bright outside. Don’t waste the sunlight while you got it.”

“Aye, aye,” Two-Bit Mathews whines and gets his ass up. “Why’re you interrupting a perf'icly good nap time?”

“I need ‘ta talk to you guys.”

That seems to be what it takes for them to get their asses up.

Ponyboy, the kid, sits up and drags Sodapop up. Steve goes and gets me a beer 'n I know Darry’ll flip if finds out the kid brought booze.

“You ain’t thinking of doing nothing stupid, right?”

“Already did,” I grin. “Today with Y/N. I’m just swimming in cash, man.”

Randle gets annoyed by that. I start opening all the blinds and curtains and sunlight streams through all the windows and stuff. It’s real bright, now.

Feels happier too. Light’s positive and shit, right? That’s what everyone says, ain’t it?

“I’ve been thinkin’ about something… 'n someone.” I explain, itching for a weed.

The kid senses it and lights me up one. Darry always yanks my chain about smoking in their house but I guess it’s 'cause I tear through 'em like they’re candy.

“So, what’s up, Dally?” Soda asks with that irritating smile. I wanna say something to make it disappear but I stop myself. Y/N wouldn’t want me to do it.

I run a hand through my hair. It’s getting long but Y/N likes it and I don’t got the time to cut it.

“I,” I can’t meet their eyes. “I got this crazy idea and you guys like that stuff so I think it’ll be cool —”

“What is it, Dally?” Johnny asks softly.

Y/N likes him a ton. She likes Ponyboy too, which makes no sense to me. I hate him. The kid's just a weird little dude.

“I think…” I start unsure. “I think I wanna marry my girl, Y/N.”

They start making all these crazy sounds like animals like I figured. Maybe it was stupid for me to think for even a second I could go through with this whole thing.

“Fucking forget it,” I growl and start to leave. I’d just go back to Buck’s, maybe ask some drunk tool what they think.

“You’re serious, man?” Steve asks me. They think I’m fucking kidding?

I narrow my eyes. “You think I’d fucking kid around about that shit?”

Soda looks at me and he ain’t laughing or nothing anymore. “Dally, you really love her? I mean, if you do I think it’s great.”

“You on something?” Mathews gets up and looks in my eyes. “Naw. You’d break her heart, man. You really wanna stick wit 'er for the rest of your life?”

That’s the weird thing about Y/N. I could spend eternity with her and only her. She ain’t like the other girls. “Glory, I think so. Sometimes I feel like I gotta two-time 'er but then I always stop myself.”

The kid shuts the fucking book next to him. Who was he to give me advice about broads? “You’re trying not to fall in love with her, Dally. But I guess it’s too late for that.”

“If you’re gonna stick by her, you should, Dal. But you can’t mess things up with her,” Johnny says. “You can’t break her.”


“I don’t intend to,” I don’t really mean to, but I snap it at him and the boys.

“I can’t believe you’re going settle down first,” Two-Bit shakes his head with dismay or something.

“You’re not gonna keep gettin’ in trouble then, right?” The kid asks me. Shit, I never thought of that. Y/N really hates when I spend the night in the cooler and stuff.

Soda looks at his greasy hands. “Where’re you gonna get the money for the ring?”

I grin and feel the cash in my pockets. “Got that covered. Me and the girl bagged a real nice gas station today.”

I can tell the boys are jealous of her. Why wouldn’t they be? Evie and their girls couldn’t pull off something like that. Not like Y/N can.

“You got yourself somethin’ special, Winston. Don’t blame you for puttin’ a ring on it,” Steve laughs dryly and sips his beer. “She’s real tough, huh?”

“She’s only tough for show,” I tell him. “She still picks flowers and sings and cuddles and all that shit.”

Ponyboy snickers and throws his stupid head back. God, that kid can be annoying sometimes. “Dally, don’t that mean that you cuddle 'and all that shit’?”

“Hey, hey,” Soda pushes the kid lightly before I can smack him senseless. “I think it’s just dandy they can bring out that sweet stuff in each other.”

I look at the guys for real this time. “So you think I should marry 'er?”

Johnny shrugs with finality. “Yeah, I do, Dally. I really do. But for the right reasons. You gotta promise not to cheat on her or nothin’. Marriage is supposed to be eternal, you know? Lasts forever.”

“I love her,” I say and I can’t believe those words are coming out of my mouth. I sound whipped or something. Dallas and Y/N Winston, it has a ring to it, doesn’t it?


Fuck, I think I’m really gonna go through with this. I’m getting married. Dallas Winston is getting married. “I’m gonna marry her, man. I’m getting married.”

 Steve grins at me. “Congratu-fuckin’-lations, man!”

“I never thought this day would come!” Pony’s gonna faint or something.

Even Johnny’s grinning, now. “You what’ll happen when we get hitched, don’t ya?” I ask him. “We’re gonna have to get our own place. Me and the ball 'n chain, man.”

“Okay,” Johnny says. “That sounds neat, Dal.”  

“Well,” I don’t meet his eyes. “I think Y/N and I wouldn’t mind sparing the guest room for ya, Johnny…”

His eyes widen to a gigantic size. “You serious, man? Gosh, thank you. Thank you, Dally — I mean it.”

“Let’s go look for rings or something,“ I snort. I can only imagine Y/N’s reaction to me proposing. How the fuck was I gonna do that?



I finally got this posted! Wasn’t too bad for a Dally POV, right? I feel like I wasn’t sappy enough, but I tried to fix that with the cute ending. What’s an imagine without fluff, am I right?

expect some timothy shepard imagines soon :))

You guys like cute stories about kids, right? Well, my kids in my class like to pretend to be pregnant and throw birthday parties and weddings and have babies.

One of them consistently forgets the names for different bridal terms. I’ll be sitting there and hear her ask a little boy if “you wanna be my wife?” and he’ll nod and they’ll be married.

Sometimes another girl asks if she can marry the same boy and the first girl willl jump up with her baby doll under her arm and say, “No! He’s my wife!”

RFA+V+Unknown+Vanderwood MC that has a baby at home or at the apartment

Okay idk if the title makes sense, but it’s where MC has a kiddo and she’s basically trapped in the apartment, so she’s like um im a mom I gotta go man or like umm… i have my kid with me what do i do???. Something like that. the babies are random, some will be a 1 year old girl or and infant boy. who knows~


  • Lucky for you, you got a babysitter.
  • While in the apartment you called and got someone to watch your kiddo
  • So as days went on and on you were missing your baby
  • And then Yoosung being the worried lil cinnamon roll that he is asked
  • “MC? you seem upset…what’s wrong?”
  • Ugh bless his pure heart
  • “I just miss my daughter”
  • hold the fucken phone
  • Daughter???
  • “You’re a mom????”
  • you explain that you were a teen mom and that you haven’t been away from your child this long
  • He teared up a bit at your story
  • He was calling up Seven to fix this
  • “Shes a mama in need, help a brotha out fam”
  • So things got arranged were your little girl brought to you.
  • You and her stayed in the apartment and you felt much better
  • To thank him you would send him pictures of your daughter
  • “Aw she looks just like you!” You haven’t seen my face
  • So when the party came around you brought her and he just fell in love.
  • He treated her as his own. it gave him more of a reason to finish college so he could support you and her


  • Honestly you didn’t completely trust anyone to tell them you have a little 11 month old girl with you at the apartment
  • And you were worried about what they would think
  • then when Zen got hurt you just wanted to go and help him and you got the chance to go with Jumin’s help
  • But your little Girl…Do you think he would like you once he found out about her?
  • “Zen…is there anything that would make you stop liking me?”
  • *que dramatic zen gasping*
  • “Never! I know we’ve only known each other for a little bit but there isn’t a thing you could do that would make my feelings for you go away.”
  • Okay you were more confident, you got ready to head out to meet him at his home, baby in tow
  • You didn’t get a chance to say you were a mom because he left the chatroom to clean his home for you
  • You stand in front of his home really nervous but knock anyways
  • He opened the door and looked at you
  • “MC is that yo-…a baby?”
  • He was very confused
  • “hehe Hi Zen”
  • He invited you in before slamming the door in Driver Kim’s face 
  • You quickly explained that this is indeed your baby and you apologized for hiding it
  • “I didn’t want you to hate me…”
  • oh boy
  • He feels so bad
  • Immediate hug
  • “You and your baby are always welcome”
  • With that cleared up things went along pretty well
  • You ended up telling the rest you had a baby with you the whole time.
  • Yoosung’s reaction
  • was
  • funny as hell
  • Your little girl took a liking to Zen 
  • After Zen saw how beautiful your baby is and how well of a mother you are
  • He knew you two were perfect for him and he just
  • “Can i adopt her?”
  • que blushies
  • Boom Lil baby MC and you were stuck with him forever


  • She figured it out. Baehee smart
  • She noticed in the chat how you acted with the others
  • “Yoosung! you need to go to bed!”
  • “Zen honey you should be more careful”
  • “Seven you are just too cute! i wanna pinch your wittle cheeks!” might or might not be talkin bout his ass  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
  • Then she just asked
  • “MC are you a mom?”
  • “Hmmm? ya I’m a mama”
  • Called it~
  • She was curious about everything
  • were you older then you let on? or were you a young mother? where is your child?
  • you just told her you have a two year old
  • and your son was with your mom
  • She understood how hard it must be for you to be away from him
  • So she would check on you constantly asking about him
  • Pretty much worried about you two like a mother hen she is
  • Soon enough she cared about your son as much as you do
  • You were able to bring him to the party
  • She was in LOVE He was EVERYTHING
  • Just how you described him
  • She just could imagine him running around the shop helping
  • She was excited to be apart of his life


  • had no idea
  • The man was so worried about his bb Elizabeth to be worried about yours
  • But then when he became closer to you he wanted to know more about you
  • When Jaehee asked if you would go visit Jumin you were like
  • uhhhhhh…Does he like kids?
  • But she was desperate and you felt bad for her
  • so you didn’t say anything
  • Well when you showed up at the apartment
  • He was surprised to see you…and a baby…
  • “hehe…surprise?”
  • It was a literal baby only 5 months old
  • exe.Jumin has stopped
  • Well dafuk does he do now?
  • But surprisingly this wasn’t so bad
  • Seeing you be a good mom made him want you more
  • “You’ll be a great mother to our children” Hold up bucko give me my ring first
  • And don’t tell me he didn’t buy everything for the kid Jumin he’s only 5 months he can’t have that
  • At the party he was practically labeling himself as the father
  • But you didn’t mind all that much gonna get some Gucci diapers


  • Welp we’re in a pickle
  • once he saw you in the apartment holding a 1 year old he knew you shouldn’t be here
  • He called up V and’s like
  • “Master your slave has some news”
  • V was worried too but you wanted to do this So they’re like
  • “Ight you can stay”
  • I strongly believe Vanderwood would be royally pissed because Seven would spend more time watching you two then he would before
  • So remember that bomb? haha seven din’t think of it at first and then he’s like
  • “Oh shit”
  • and then the whole unknown thing happened
  • “We have Gucci diapers in paradise~”
  • “Keep talking”
  • Enter seven and the whole drama that happened
  • You had your hands full with your baby to care that seven was trying to give you the silent treatment
  • Seven actually got wrapped up in the whole kid thing
  • He fell more in love with you playing with your baby
  • it was one moment when your baby plopped down beside him and passed out
  • error 707 died of cuteness
  • He was sold, him and your lil boy were tight I think Your son liked seven more then you
  • He got no work done he was too busy playing dad
  • you too might as well get married you two acted like it
  • “Saeyoung! {insert baby name here} can’t eat those!”
  • “But MC!”
  • “NO!”
  • Baby took the Honey budda chips while you two argued
  • won’t be long till lil baby has a sibling~


  • Um…should had checked if she had a baby girl before inviting her into the club
  • the damage was done
  • He would go into the chats more frequently to check on you
  • you expressed how much you missed your 3 year old
  • hmmmm…
  • “Seven Could you do something for me please?”
  • “Slave is always willing to help master”
  • “Uh thanks?”
  • V personally brought your baby to you because he felt bad
  • From when he picked your baby to dropping her off he bonded with the kid okay?
  • He had a hard time giving her back to you
  • He stayed for a bit and helped you with her Rika can wait
  • He found it harder to leave but he did Fuck we almost had him
  • But he would still message asking how you and her were
  • When it came to the party he was there and he made a bee line to you and your baby
  • and your 3 year old little girl just
  • “Jihyun”
  • We got him, you taught your little girl to say his name
  • Hook line and sinker He couldn’t leave you
  • Although he did think about Rika he was reminded about you every time Your little girl called him name
  • and how much you wanna bet later in life V taught your little girl to say
  • “Marry me?”


  • He didn’t care
  • yeah okay you have a kid big whoop
  • honestly i think he would hate you a little for being a mom 
  • She deserves whatever happens, the kid is gonna be all fucked up because moms just corrupt you
  • And then
  • He watched you for awhile how you interacted with your baby
  • what? is this how moms are?
  • You were all bright and shiny, your little boy was all bubbly and happy
  • She’s a good mom? what?
  • He’s truly confused
  • he had a slew of emotions
  • He’s angry at you for reminding him of his mom
  • Confused that he’s seen what a good mother you are
  • and…jealous of your baby  
  • “Why did he get a good mom and i didn’t?”
  • you saw him, the boy didn’t have a good cover at this point
  • he was having a mental breakdown in the street
  • “are you okay?”
  • He jumped 
  • He was supposed to be watching you not the other way around
  • You put your hand on his forehead with a concerned face
  • you’re in my bubble lady 
  • all blushy and confused
  • He run away from you with his heart pounding
  • What.just.happened???
  • What ended up happening is he only chose you so he could keep an eye on you
  • he didn’t understand how you were able to be carved into his heart so suddenly
  • after meeting him again in the apartment You would go with seven to find him
  • and with your motherly instincts and heart I think you’ll be able to heal him. 
  • He would come to really like you baby
  • He would have to if he plans to have kids with you like he wants to


it got too long so I’m just going to make it a short fan fic okay? the idea’s are flowing guys okay? I’ll put a link or something when i upload it, but wow you and Vanderwood falling in love?!?! oh this should be fun

lefou moments™
  • “she’s so well read and ur so fucking hot athletically inclined”
  • "why do you need her when you have us?” translation: “u and me are practically married already why r u never happy goddamnit gaston”
  • “i’m not done with you yet” “me neither” ;-;
  • “it’s never gonna happen ladies” *prances off after his actual bf*
  • lefou copying gaston’s mannerisms ;-;
  • lefou biting his lip as gaston’s describing married life…and then looking annoyed once gaston mentions belle
  • gaston: “while my love massages my tired feet” lefou: *starts to massage gaston’s back*
  • when he got the dirty old drunk guy to rub gaston’s ears ahahah i was laughin
  • i s2g i thought he broke that dude’s neck jfc
  • lefou, laying across a table in draw-me-like-one-of-ur-french-girls position & singing about gaston’s manliness,
  • “they’ll tell you which team they prefer to be on”
  • tom dick & stanley’s faces say it all
  • the wink
  • when he smacked stanley on the head… & then when he grabs tom by the face to get up onto the table ahaha
  • hes just rlly adorable during the “who breaks hearts like gaston”. happy clappy boi
  • lefou turning a bro handshake into a gay ass cuddle sesh & looking like it was his favorite place in the world to be (“too much?” “yyyyyep”)
  • him paying everybody to go along with it. him perfectly orchestrating & choreographing everything. my what a guy that lefou
  • when he couldnt get on the table i laughd so hard man
  • gaston: “i shoot from behind” lefou: bent over the table, now on top of the table, now on his hands & knees, now flat on his back staring up at gaston…
  • clearly everyone was choreographed except josh gad. they just told him “prance around & act gay. stand on tables a lot. u can improv the rest. just make it rlly homoerotic” & he was like “k”
  • the…noises as gaston’s describing how he hunts. those r. questionable noises..
  • gaston picking lefou up with one arm & lefou swooning..his faceeee lmfao
  • him dancing while gaston’s on the table aww i luv him
  • gaston dropping his drink down for lefou to catch & drink ;-;
  • the graceful jump from one table to the next ahah
  • how happy they both were when they were dancing on the table, even if gaston shoved lefou out of the way so he could have the spotlight. like those were genuine smiles. the actors were havin a damn blast.
  • my illiterate son,,
  • how he modestly looks down at his feet when gaston says he’s the best
  • “how has no girl snatched you up yet?” 
  • “i’ve been told im clingy” he says, practically sitting on gaston’s lap, his arm around him, “but i really dont get it.”
  • awkward moment of silence. awkward gaston coughs awkwardly. lefou stares at gaston, clearly thinking, “why hasnt a lady snatched me up yet? did ur dumbass srsly just ask me that? r u fuckin serious?? u dumb motherfucker??”
  • lefou’s bitch face….
  • like his arms r crossed & he looks pissy as hell when maurice walks in. hes rolling his eyes. what a little bitch. i fuckin luv him
  • “ohhh”
  • “do u really wanna marry into this family?”
  • how he like. slowly & gingerly cimbs out of the carriage. i thought that was sweet. he’s slow & calculating, in comparison to gaston’s fast & impulsive. 
  • "deep breaths, gaston. deep breaths. think of the war! think of the widows!”
  • ofc gaston’s “…the widows :)”
  • the nose boop. the booping of the nose. pls.
  • lefou’s face after maurice says "u will never marry my daughter” “i saw that coming”
  • lefou’s face when they leave maurice
  • lefou’s face when he sees maurice is alive
  • hes so precious he was so worried augh 
  • i like how he’s talking abt maurice but then gaston looks at him & he shuts up instantly. poor lefou. my poor boi
  • gaston practically seducing lefou by grabbing his chin and staring deeply into his eyes, their faces like barely an inch apart,,, fuk,,,,
  • it was in order to manipulate him by disorientating him in an intimate way…but it was still p fukin hot & def p fuckin gay
  • lefou’s face during that…poor thing
  • also maurice’s face during that says a lot too i think
  • also josh gad has nice eyelashes lmao
  • lefou protesting that they should storm the castle. gaston threatening him. lefou glaring at his back the rest of the mob song. poor bb
  • “are u not the least bit concerned this castle is haunted?” “dont lose ur nerve, le fou”
  • “oh hello! u must be the talking tea cup! & u must be his grandmother!”
  • “gaston!” le fou shrieks as a piano falls on him, which gaston purposely allowed to fall on him,
  • “gaston, help me!” “sorry old friend. it’s hero time” “ouch” defeated sad le fou gives a defeated sad le sigh
  • plumette harassing le fou,,poor le fou. hes having a bad day already
  • le fou & mrs potts teaming up
  • “well ur too good for him anyway” *gay nodding*
  • he was disinterested in the dance & then stanley showed up & he was like ‘omgomg ok cool yes i cant live w this’

i think i wanna marry you

pairing: shawn x reader

word count: 516

warnings: none

Cool, morning air lightly hung in the kitchen as the smell of spring wafted through the open window over the sink. Two figures sat across from each other at a circular, wooden table over bowls of cereal and basked in the comfortable silence of their home. A tall, skinny vase sat between the two of them and a single daisy stood in the clear structure. The dark haired boy twisted it around slightly so that the petals were facing his girl. She smiled at him and reached out for the carton of milk on the table to pour a little more into her bowl.

“Alright. Let’s do this.” His raspy morning voice broke the serenity of the kitchen. 

“Huh? Do what?” She asked, confused and still half asleep as a spoonful of cereal hung between her fingers.

“I wanna marry you today.” He told her seriously and sincerely, his dark eyes never leaving hers. 

The spoon she held fell from her grip into the bowl with a clang and little drops of milk splashed out onto the table top. She spluttered slightly as air got caught in her throat and she patted her chest lightly in response.

He laughed a bit at her response, but still pressed on. “So, are we doing this thing? Wanna get married?" 

"Shawn, are you being serious? You want to get married today? We’ve got nothing planned… Today?!" 

Shawn laughed again and his teeth sparkled in the early morning sun. His dark eyes lit up at the sight of her, despite the slight bags under them and the red rings that had formed around them. Shawn reached his hand out on the table and placed his large hand on top of hers. 

She bit her lip in excitement and looked into his eyes for just a second. Her hair was a mess from the bed she had left only ten minutes ago and she probably still had some sleep gunk in the corners of her eyes. She wore only slightly embarrassing bright pyjamas with oversized, fluffy, pink slippers and an old dressing gown to match. A few angry, red spots had unfortunately found a new home on her chin and forehead and a few wild eyebrow hairs had managed to escape the wrath of her tweezers. Amongst all that, Shawn still thought she was beautiful. Beautiful enough to propose to over the breakfast table and beautiful enough to want to go to bed that night as her husband. 

Shawn pulled the daisy out of the vase and presented it to her across the table. "So, are you gonna leave me hanging? Or are we doing this thing?” He asked with a cheeky smile. 

She gripped his hand that was still in hers on the tabletop and stole the daisy from between his fingers. She brought it to her nose and hid her face behind it for just a second. She twirled the daisy in her fingers and looked into his chocolate eyes over the top of the spinning petals. Then, a wide grin broke out on her face. 

“Let’s do this thing.”

The Big Question

Characters: Benny, Dean, Sam, Reader

Pairing: Benny and Reader 

Warnings: Uh…fluff? I dunno, some language I guess. 

A/N: IT LIVES!!!! So my laptop crashed and I just got it back today. Me and @hunters-hiraeth  had this beautiful conversation about what takes place in this little fic. She is my muse. I owe her my life. Also, I know I write a lot of Benny but honestly he’s the character that just speaks to me ( and oh do I love to hear hims speak) but I’m trying to branch out I swear. 

Tags: @hunters-hiraeth @the-queen-unitato @lafitte @loveforbenny @thegreatficmaster

Loud music thrummed through the atmosphere of the bar, mixing with people’s voices and laughter. Benny rested his elbows on the warn wooden table, smiling at the sight of Dean and Y/N bantering back and forth. Y/N was teasing the oldest Winchester about striking out with the bar tender. “ I’m telling you guys,” the cheerful tone in her voice made Benny feel relaxed and at ease, “ She turned him down so flat I thought I was going to have to peel Dean-o off the floor.” Dean flushed bright pink, but didn’t lose the sheepish smile from his face. Sam laughed and took a sip of his whiskey, “ The infamous Dean Winchester, turned down. Will wonders never cease?”

Dean cut his eyes, “ She said she had a boyfriend.” He tried to sound annoyed but broke into a bigger smile when Y/N threw her arms around his neck. Benny understood the power that little girl had. She was a walking ray of sunshine, even in their hurricane of a life. “ Hate to break it to you, Casanova, but that is the oldest line in the book.” Y/n giggled again before perching on Benny’s lap and leaning back into his body. Wrapping his arms around her waist, Benny burred his nose into the nape of her neck and inhaled her scent. Turning her head, Y/n smiled softly at him, her y/c/e going gentle before she kissed him quickly. “ You ok?” she whispered, running a hand up his arm. It had been a rough hunt, all four bearing various bruises and scars from the demons that had been terrorizing the small town.

Benny kissed her back and ran a thumb over Y/n’s cheekbone, “ Right as rain, dahlin’. Don’t worry ‘bout me.” Y/n smiled, and jumped up from her place and grabbed Sam’s arm. “ Come on, Too Tall. Lets go play pool so I can kick your ass.”

Benny watched Y/N walk away, an admiring eye on her denim clad backside. A chuckle from Dean made the vampire turn to look at his friend. “ What’s funny, chief?”

Dean took a swig of beer and shook his head, “ You have it bad, man. Chick flick central.”

Benny smiled and looked back at to where Y/N was laughing at something Sam said, her head thrown back and eyes closed. “ That I do, brother. I’m wrapped around her little finger.”

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@missselinakitty thank you!  Hope this helps make your week a little better :)

Ok this totally got away with me at over 1k words but once the idea hit it had to be written.  Also tagging @crowley-you-sinnamon-roll​ and @dont-hate-relate-pls​ because I thought you might appreciate this one.

It was hard dating God.  Chuck was temperamental.  He was used to getting his own way, and that stubbornness you’d seen in all the archangels was a learned trait if there ever was one.  

It was also amazing.  Chuck could be so thoughtful, creating entire locations for the two of you to escape to from scratch.  You never wanted for anything, not that you asked for much.  He could spend hours worshipping you, making you feel as if you were the Supreme Being in the relationship.  

These days, however, he was growing restless.  It was nothing new.  As someone who’d been around literally forever, you assumed the man would get a little bored from time to time.  Often he took up new hobbies.  

This time, he’d started performing.  Singing, to be exact, and playing guitar at random hole in the wall venues.  It impressed you that he even bothered to make a go of it like a regular person.  All he had to do was snap his fingers and he could be the biggest musician in North America.  

You imagined that would take all the fun out of it, however.  

He was good at it and incredibly sexy, something that didn’t go unnoticed by the other women at these places.  You knew a part of him loved the attention.  Rather, his ego did, but the rest of him was firmly devoted to you and every time he played he made sure there was a spot saved for you at the very front.  

Tonight was a bit of a celebration.  It was his first gig at a really nice spot that drew a lot of locals in the area.  He was nervous, you could tell, and you didn’t know what you spent more time on: fixing his hair because he couldn’t stop running his hand through it or reminding him to relax.  

You knew it was an even bigger deal than you initially thought when you walked in to take your seat and Sam and Dean were also there.  They never made an appearance unless the world was ending or there was something to celebrate.   Considering you’d helped him put together the set list, it was safe to assume it was the latter.

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Helsa Week - You Two Are Terrible At Hiding Things

5 longing

(aka why aren’t you idiots married yet)

“So, why aren’t you guys married yet?”

Hans spit out his tea. “WHAT?!”

“Why haven’t you asked Elsa to marry you yet?” Anna asked casually. “You’ve been un-officially courting her for years now.”

“It’s getting kind of ridiculous.” Kristoph added, absentmindedly braiding his daughter’s hair.

“Oooo, are Uncle Hans and Aunt Elsa gonna get married already? I wanna be the flower girl!” the little girl squealed excitedly.

“You’d just drop the basket.” Her brother muttered, leaning against the couch.

“No I wouldn’t!” They started squabbling as Kristoph tried to calm them down. Hans, meanwhile, was trying not to panic.

“Well I uh…what makes you say that?” He tried.

Anna looked at him like he was being an idiot. “Oh, please. We’re not that dumb, ya know.”

“I…but…the kingdom wouldn’t- “

“Told you he was going to make that excuse.” Kristoph chimed in.

“Hans.” Anna sighed. “Everyone in the kingdom figured out ages ago that you and Elsa were going to end up together whether they liked it or not. They’ve pretty much accepted it by now. Right, Kai?”

“Right, m’lady.” The butler said, clearing away the tea set. Hans hadn’t even heard him come in.

“See?” Anna said.

“If I may speak honestly, m’lord, many people are starting to get upset that you haven’t made it official yet.” Kai added.

“I know, right?”

“Wait, what?” Hans had thought the recent dirty looks he had been getting from the townsfolk was because they were starting to suspect that the man who had once tried to take over their kingdom was sort-of secretly dating their queen, not because they were annoyed that he wasn’t openly dating the queen yet.

“Sooooo?” Anna asked expectantly.

“I…uh…” Oh god, he wasn’t prepared to do this so soon, but…he cleared his throat and tried to sound official. “Princess Anna, may I ask for your sis- “

“Hans!” Anna laughed. “Why are you asking me? Shouldn’t you be asking Elsa if she wants to marry you?”

“Well…I mean traditionally the suitor is supposed to ask the lady’s parents for their blessing, but…”

“Oh.” She said quietly. “…But Elsa is an adult. I trust her to make her own decisions, even if it ends with her marrying you- “

She said it jokingly, but Hans still felt the weight of what he’d done all those years ago behind it.

Anna. I’m asking you if it’s okay. With you.”


He sighed. “Are you really okay with this? And I don’t want to hear that you suppose you can tolerate me or you guess you can put up with me. I…I need to know if you feel you can trust me. With her.”

“I…” Anna smiled softly. “Oh, Hans.” She got up and walked around the table to pull him into a hug. “You’re really serious about this, aren’t you?”

He leaned into her. “Of course I am. It’s Elsa.”

She mussed his hair. “I wouldn’t have asked if I wasn’t okay with it, you big dummy. I know you love her too.” She leaned back and grinned at him. “And it’s about time you officially became ‘Uncle Hans’.”

“Yeah!” the kids chorused behind her, snuggled in Kristoph’s arms.

“I agree.”

Startled, he looked towards the door. Elsa grinned back at him.

“I was staring to wonder if I’d have to ask you myself.” She said playfully.

Hans had never felt so blessed.


(My parents ended up marrying because my dad’s brother asked them when they were going to get married already, so I guess third-party proposals have a special place in my heart.)  

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“Samchon, when are you and Y/N getting married?” Seunghyun looked at the little boy who had approached him. His nephew was always asking about you ever since you were introduced to him. It seemed like he had grown quite fond of you and Seunghyun loved it. “Not yet. When do you think we should get married?” Seunghyun knew you were the one he wanted to marry. All of his family members and friends loved you and so did he, but he wasn’t sure how he wanted to or when he wanted to pop the question on both of your minds to you. His nephew fell into deep thought. “Three months. You should wait three months and ask her. That way, I can be 8 and I won’t have to sit at the little kids table at the wedding!” Seunghyun laughed at the child’s logic. “Alright, I’ll ask Y/N to marry me in three months, but I don’t think that’ll get you to the big kid’s table.” Seunghyun ruffled his nephew’s hair as the little one began to mumble under his breath about how the adults were so unfair. Now that he had the when, he just needed the how.

Originally posted by gdragonswag


As you and Youngbae had been walking through the park, you spotted a gaggle of little girls talking in a circle. As the two of you were about to pass by, one of the girls broke free from the pack and approached you two. “My friends and I think you two should get married and have lots of kids! We wanna be your flower girls!” Giggling at her sudden proclamation, you nodded your head. “You can all be our flower girls!” You couldn’t help but smile at the little girl as a large beam broke out across her face as she rushed back to tell her friends the exciting news. You looked over at Youngbae, surprised to find him blushing while trying to avoid looking at you. “What’s wrong?” you asked him. “You really want to get married and have kids with me? Is that where you want our relationship to head towards?” he asked these questions while continuing to look at the floor, unable to make eye contact with you. “Well, that’s what I was hoping for. Why? Isn’t that what you want?” Youngbae lifted his head and smiled. “That’s everything I’ve ever dreamed of.”

Originally posted by vesic-s


You and Jiyong had been dating for months now and both of you were a little surprised at how well your relationship was progressing. You two rarely fought and, if you did, it was quickly resolved since you both would always reach an ideal compromise. You were having these thoughts as you and Jiyong were shopping for groceries when you felt a tug on your shirt. Looking down, you saw a little girl looking back up at you and Jiyong with wide eyes. “Are you two married?” You looked down at the little girl in surprise. Even though you had hoped to have your relationship head down that path, neither of you had discussed it with the other and her bringing it up made you feel awkward thinking of the position Jiyong probably felt he was forced into. To your surprise, Jiyong crouched down to meet her at eye level. “No,” he replied before looking back over his shoulder at you, adding in a wink, “but I’m working on it.”

Originally posted by hell-ogoodbye


Daesung had taken you with him to do some charity work. He often took trips to volunteer at the hospital and he asked you to come with him today. He guided you to the pediatrics floor where he usually helped out. Entering one of the rooms, you saw a small boy, probably only four or five years old, laying on the bed. He looked towards the doorway and smiled upon seeing Daesung. He looked over at you and his happy face turned into one of confusion. Daesung approached him. “Hey, Minjun, this is Y/N!” You smiled at the boy as he began to stare at you. “Wait, hyung, is this THE Y/N? She’s more pretty in real life than in your stories!” You laughed at the compliment, watching as Daesung began to blush. “Awww. Daesung, you talk about me?” You winked at Daesung, making him blush even more. “Talk about you? He never shuts up wanting to marry you and having lots of kids!” You looked at Daesung who had begun to glare at Minjun. “I think that’s enough talking for one day, Minjun.” Daesung tried to drag you out of the room, but you quickly turned towards the little boy. “I want to marry him and have lots of kids too. What do you think? Do we make a good couple?” Daesung looked at you in shock before a smile creeped across his lips and he wrapped his hand around your waist. “Hmm,” Minjun said as he looked at the both of you, “I would rather be the one to marry you since you’re so pretty, but I guess you two can get married anyway.” You and Daesung laughed at the younger boy’s response before looking at each other and smiling.

Originally posted by myheartbeats4daesung


Seungri had been doing a fan signing when one of the VIPs had brought her VIP daughter with her to meet him. He became slightly excited by the sight of the small child and asked her mother if he could sit her on his lap for a little bit which the mother eagerly agreed to. Upon sitting down the toddler on his lap, she turned around and began asking him question upon question. “What’s your favourite colour? Do you like ponies? Do you like spiders?” Seungri laughed and began answering each of her questions with enthusiasm. Suddenly, she started asking more personal questions. “You’re dating Y/N, right? Do you love her? She’s really pretty. Is she prettier in real life? If she is, you should marry her and have kids with her so that I can have more friends!” Seungri began to nervously chuckle as he replied, “Yes, Y/N is prettier in real life. In fact, she’s the prettiest girl, besides you, that I’ve ever seen.” He slowly began to lift the curious little thing from his lap, but she was insistent with her questions. “Then why don’t you marry her? You should go marry her right now!” Seungri seeing how curious and persistent she was, bent down to whisper in the little girl’s ear. “I probably will marry her, but not until you’re old enough to come to another fan signing on your own, okay?” He didn’t want to admit it, but he had tried to avoid thinking about marriage as he didn’t want to ruin your perfectly good relationship. Now that the thought had been brought up though, he couldn’t help but think of you in a white dress.

Originally posted by topsbearbrick


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I Think I Wanna Marry You - Seth Rollins X Reader

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Originally posted by stellarollins

Originally posted by stellarollins

It’s a beautiful night, we’re looking for something dumb to do
Hey baby, I think I wanna marry you
Is it the look in your eyes, or is it this dancing juice
Who cares baby, I think I wanna marry you

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Crazy Ex Girlfriend Song Starters pt. 1

Settle For Me

  • ❝ When we’re together I feel so grand.  ❞
  • ❝ But I know there’s another guy, you fancy more.   ❞
  • ❝ I’m not the one you adore. ❞
  • ❝ Why not, just settle for me? ❞
  • ❝ I think you’ll have to agree we make quite a pair. ❞
  • ❝ I know I’m only second place in this game. ❞
  • ❝ So won’t you settle for me? ❞
  • ❝ Say yes or no before I choke on all this swallowed pride. ❞
  • ❝ I have no problem being picked out from the bottom. If he’s your broken condom, I’m Plan B! ❞
  • ❝ Am I OK with this? Totally. ❞
  • ❝ Oh sweet, a gown! ❞
  • ❝ Demeaning terms are all that I have left of my masculinity! ❞
  • ❝ Let’s pretend I didn’t say that. ❞
  • ❝ It’s a practical proposal. ❞
  • ❝ But I’m right here in flesh and blood and self-hate. ❞
  • ❝ In a sad way, darling, it’s fate. ❞
  • ❝ But if tonight or tomorrow, if you happen to be free?  ❞
  • ❝ Settle for me! ❞ 

Settle For Him (reprise 1)

  • ❝ Why not just settle for him? ❞
  • ❝ He’s a nice, smart guy.  And he and I do get along. Well, kind of. ❞ 
  • ❝ Just a minute!  ❞
  • ❝ It’s time to start being a bit more realistic than I’ve been. ❞
  • ❝ You can’t monopolize the bathroom at a taco festival! ❞
  • ❝ Maybe it’s time to grow up and just settle for… ❞

Don’t Settle For Me (reprise 2)

  • ❝ Don’t settle for me. ❞ 
  • ❝ Come on, dude, don’t settle for me. ❞
  • ❝ Trust me, I know guys. ❞
  • ❝ And that look in your eyes means you’re in love. ❞
  • ❝ Who are you all of a sudden? ❞
  • ❝ Hold on a second, Heather… ❞
  • ❝ I need, like, so much more. ❞
  • ❝ I’m way too badass to be someone you settle for. ❞ 

It Was A Shit Show

  • ❝ I love you, yes. ❞ 
  • ❝ And I’ll confess the thought of staying is so enticing. ❞
  • ❝ When you speak, my knees get weak. ❞
  • ❝ I can’t believe what I’m sacrificing.❞
  • ❝ But let’s get real, we know the deal.❞
  • ❝ This thing we had was not just bad, it was a shit show. ❞
  • ❝ Dysfunction is our lingua franca.
  • ❝ We can’t unscrew each other friends. ❞
  • ❝ We’re Jerry Springer, not Casablanca. ❞
  • ❝ There’s ‘hard to get’, then there’s neglect. ❞
  • ❝ This was a shit show. ❞
  • ❝ Oh, what the hell, let’s get a hotel. Cause life is short and we’re not getting any younger ❞
  • ❝ But after sex, what happens next? I mean in the long run, not just fatigue and hunger. ❞
  • ❝ This beautiful, heart stopping, breathtaking, life-changing… ❞

J.A.P. Battle (Explicit) 

  • ❝ This is real deep beef from way back in the past. ❞
  • ❝ I’ll put a foot up in the crack of your ass. ❞
  • ❝ Come on, let’s do this. ❞
  • ❝ Your little pals can witness how vicious, this Westchester alpha bitch is.  ❞
  • ❝ I’m straight up malicious.❞
  • ❝ Since we were toddlers I’ve studied every chink in your armor.   ❞
  • ❝ I’m really not sure which one’s the bigger shondeh. ❞
  • ❝ I’m translating for the goys. ❞ 
  • ❝ Our life lines have been parallel like corduroys. ❞
  • ❝ We’ve got a conflict of interest. ❞
  • ❝ A Jewish American Princess. ❞
  • ❝ Spittin’ mad flow. ❞
  • ❝ Find that term offensive? ❞
  • ❝ Too bad, yo. ❞
  • ❝ Look, academically, you could never catch me. You were close, but no match scholastically. ❞
  • ❝ Nohow, no way I put the O.G. in 5.0 G.P.A.
  • ❝ Well, speaking of which, are you A.P. graded? ❞
  • ❝ All your book crackin’ don’t make up for the fact that I’m strapped with that killer instinct that you lack. ❞
  • ❝ Sweetheart, here’s what you’re not understanding. ❞
  • ❝ I’m street-smart. ❞
  • ❝ You mean, cause you minored in Urban Planning? ❞
  • ❝ I know you that tough act’s a bluff. ❞
  • ❝ So sheket bevaka.
  • ❝ Shut the fuck up. ❞
  • ❝ But here’s one category where you have no rival, blowing frat guys with your AEPI-hole. ❞
  • ❝ I banged your hedge fund manager fiancé. ❞
  • ❝ Back in college over winter holidays. ❞
  • ❝ At the Matzo Ball. ❞
  • ❝ Honestly I gotta say really not hot at all, small dick, rotten lay. ❞
  • ❝ You’re an asshole. ❞
  • ❝ We were frenemies at first spite. ❞
  • ❝ Think your verse is tight? Then you’re tripping like Birthright. ❞
  • ❝ I belong to the ACLU. ❞
  • ❝ Spare me, I’m a card-carrying member. ❞
  • ❝ I volunteered in Ghana. ❞
  • ❝ We’re liberals. ❞
  • ❝ Duh, progressive as hell. ❞
  • ❝ Though, of course, I support Israel. ❞
  • ❝ We were egged on like Seder plates. ❞
  • ❝ You left New York for this fucking shtetl.
  • ❝ You want to get salty like the Dead Sea? ❞ 

Gettin’ Bi

  • ❝ I like ladies and I like guys. ❞
  • ❝ I realize it’s a surprise. ❞
  • ❝ Now I see that that’s just me. ❞
  • ❝ I’m gettin’ bi. ❞
  • ❝ Oh yeah, I’m lettin’ my bi flag fly. ❞
  • ❝ Not gonna hide it. ❞
  • ❝ There’s no reason to be shy. ❞
  • ❝ I’m bi, bi, bi until the day I die. ❞
  • ❝ Oh, you’re just gay. ❞ 
  • ❝ But that’s not it ‘cause bi’s legit. ❞
  • ❝ Whether you’re a he or a she, we might be a perfect fit. ❞
  • ❝ Being bi does not imply that you’re a player or a slut. ❞
  • ❝ Sure, I like sex. ❞
  • ❝ I take things slow. ❞
  • ❝ I’m feeling preppy, sprightly, spry. ❞
  • ❝ It’s not a phase; I’m not confused. ❞
  • ❝ I don’t care if you wear high heels or a tie, you might just catch my eye.   ❞
  • ❝ Because I’m definitely bi. ❞
  • ❝ It doesn’t take an intellectual to get that I’m bisexual. ❞ 

Oh My God, I Think I Like You

  • ❝ You’ve been tearing me up for a week and a half. ❞ 
  • ❝ It’s D-Day in my lady parts. ❞
  • ❝ I’m beggin’ for more. ❞
  • ❝ I feel somethin’ deep inside I never felt before. ❞ 
  • ❝ It’s scary, but you send me back on my heels. ❞
  • ❝ Cause while I’m gettin’ spanked, I can’t ignore the feels. ❞
  • ❝ No no no! This is just about sex! ❞
  • ❝ No no no! Don’t be such a girl Becks! ❞
  • ❝ I feel the oxytocin creeping back to my brain. ❞
  • ❝ Why can’t I just focus on gettin’ a pounding? ❞
  • ❝ The business goin’ on in my thighs. ❞
  • ❝ My body’s getting ruined, like, really trashed. ❞
  • ❝ I only wanna’ look in your eyes. ❞
  • ❝ I’m upside-down next to my kitchen sink. ❞
  • ❝ My feelings get stronger every day. ❞
  • ❝ I’m like a little girl, not in a role-playing way. ❞
  • ❝ Are there condoms that can prevent these feelings? ❞
  • ❝ Is there spermicidal lubricant that can kill the fluttering in my heart? ❞
  • ❝ Is there an IUD that can stop the image of you and me? ❞
  • ❝ Getting married on a hillside, surrounded by ducks and then we get into a rowboat.   ❞
  • ❝ Oh my god, I think I like you. ❞ 


  • ❝ You have now entered the world of the Best Friend Squad. ❞
  • ❝ When you have friends that are this best you feel unstoppable. ❞
  • ❝ So prepare to surrender to the power of friendship. ❞
  • ❝ We’re going to take over the world. ❞
  • ❝ When my friends and I stick together there’s nothing we can’t do. ❞
  • ❝ We’re gonna to stage a coup. ❞
  • ❝ We’ll storm the Pentagon! ❞
  • ❝ Then celebrate with bottomless mimosas on the White House lawn. ❞
  • ❝ We’re going to braid each other’s hair then cut each other’s braids, connect the braids, to build a rope to hang all of Congress! ❞
  • ❝ Squad goals! ❞
  • ❝ Take control of the banks! ❞
  • ❝ Don’t let a man come between us, if he does shoot him in the head. ❞
  • ❝ Friendtopia! A dystopia around our friendship! ❞
  • ❝ Now that we have total control get ready for what’s in store! ❞
  • ❝ When one of us gets dumped that becomes Memorial Day.   ❞
  • ❝ There’s a really exclusive sushi place that never let’s us in. ❞
  • ❝ Let’s just go home and drink Rosé! ❞ 
  • ❝ We nostalgically watch Hocus Pocus.❞
  • ❝ Aw, I love Hocus Pocus! ❞

You Go First

  • ❝ We used to be there for each other, every second. ❞
  • ❝ With one emoji, we could read each other’s soul. ❞
  • ❝ But since we’ve been apart there’s an aching in my heart. ❞
  • ❝ It’s an aching that no cocktail can control. ❞
  • ❝ I really wanna tell you that I’m sorry! ❞
  • ❝ I am the worst! ❞
  • ❝ And I just want to say I miss you every day.❞ 
  • ❝ I mean this is almost entirely all my fault here; but you gotta admit it’s just a tiny bit your fault too. ❞ 
  • ❝ This is so all on me. ❞
  • ❝ But still you kind of have to agree that sometimes you can be really passive aggressive. ❞
  • ❝ Self involved! ❞
  • ❝ So go ahead and say you’re kind of sorry!  ❞
  • ❝ Oh, no, no, no, please! ❞
  • ❝ Just like I rehearsed! ❞
  • ❝ If you open the door I’ll apologize so much more!   ❞
  • ❝ Yes I will.❞
  • ❝ But you go first. ❞

I’m The Villain In My Own Story

  • ❝ I try to be good to others. ❞
  • ❝ That’s the story, I’m the heroine. ❞
  • ❝ So how come I can’t zero in on why this song sounds so sinister? ❞
  • ❝ I’m the villain in my own story. ❞
  • ❝ I’m the protagonist. ❞
  • ❝ It’s clear that my soul is up for sale. ❞
  • ❝ I’m the who in the whodunit. ❞
  • ❝ When I go to hell I’ll run it. ❞
  • ❝ He needs someone to do the books. ❞
  • ❝ Actually, I shouldn’t do that—I’m terrible with money. ❞
  • ❝ I give annually to UNICEF. ❞
  • ❝ And just last week I helped a lady cross the street who was super old and deaf. ❞
  • ❝ Wait, where am I? ❞
  • ❝ Ah, a bird! ❞
  • ❝ I’m the bitch in the corner of the poster. ❞
  • ❝ God, who is this song’s composer? ❞
  • ❝ It’s, like, ridiculously sinister—like redunkulously sinister.❞
  • ❝ Well, well, well looks like I’ve got you now.❞
  • ❝ What do you want to do with me? ❞
  • ❝ I am but a humble yoga instructor. ❞
  • ❝ What I want is your boyfriend. ❞
  • ❝ We’re doing the witch and the princess thing just go with it. ❞
  • ❝ Okay, I’m the princess! ❞
  • ❝ Why, why are you doing this to me? ❞
  • ❝ Because I’m jealous of you and your life. ❞
  • ❝ You’re so skinny and your boyfriend is so perfect. ❞
  • ❝ I want to take it all for myself. ❞
  • ❝ My actions have gone way too far. ❞
  • ❝ I told myself that I was Jasmine but I realize now I’m Jafar. ❞
  • ❝ We’re told love conquers all but that only applies to the hero. ❞
  • ❝ Is the enemy what I’m meant to be? ❞
  • ❝ Is being the villain my destiny? ❞ 

pottyprismpower  asked:

5 with ship of choice!

5. “You’re burning up”

Hope ya like Jantom, sis, ‘cause I couldn’t resist the pun ;)

“You’re burning up.”

He let out a low sound almost like a purr, tracing his finger along her chest as she lay sprawled across his lap, staring up at his stupid charming three-eyed face. He smiled, “That’s just the smolder.”

“No Tom really, you’re burning up–OW!”

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Blue Neighbourhood sentence starters
  • "You were trying to wear me down."
  • "I guess it's all working out now."
  • "There's still too long to the weekend."
  • "Too long since I've been a fool."
  • "Never knew loving could hurt this good."
  • "When you look like that, I've never ever wanted to be so bad."
  • "You're driving me wild."
  • "You're all I think about."
  • "Kiss me on the mouth and set me free."
  • "I can be the subject of your dreams."
  • "Don't you want to see a man up close?"
  • "Kiss me on the mouth and set me free, but please don't bite."
  • "You can coax the cold right out of me."
  • "I'm pulling on your heart to push my luck."
  • "Who's got any time for growin' up?"
  • "I am tired of this place."
  • "I hope people change."
  • "I need time to replace what I gave away."
  • "My hopes, they are high, I must keep them small."
  • "Though I try to resist, I still want it all."
  • "Everything is shattering and it's my mistake."
  • "Only fools fall for you."
  • "Our lives don't collide, I'm aware of this."
  • "I don't give a fuck, I'm not giving up, I still want it all."
  • "My home has never felt this far."
  • "All this driving is driving me crazy."
  • "All this moving is proving to get the best of me."
  • "Take me back to the basics and the simple life."
  • "Tell me all of the things that make you feel at ease."
  • "I can't help feeling like I'm all alone."
  • "I never ever thought that I would say, I'm afraid of the life that I've made."
  • "I'd rather be spitting blood than have this silence fuck me up."
  • "I'd rather be black and blue than accept that you withdrew."
  • "Just tell me... say anything."
  • "Anything hurts less than the quiet."
  • "I used to be the one you'd come to when it'd all go to shit."
  • "I don't wanna walk away, but you left me no choice."
  • "Only talking to myself here."
  • "I don't keep love around."
  • "When we tried it, we were a fire with no smoke."
  • "When I close my eyes, I still see your ghost."
  • "'Distance makes the heart grow fonder', said by someone stronger than me."
  • "I wanna sleep next to you, but that's all I wanna do right now."
  • "I wanna come home to you."
  • "I'd rather fuel a fantasy than deal with this alone."
  • "I wanna hold hands with you."
  • "I wanna get close to you 'cause your hands and lips still know their way around."
  • "The less time that I spend with you, the less you need to heal."
  • "I'm not the one, if we're honest."
  • "I was just trying to be cool."
  • "I was just trying to be like you."
  • "I'm a spark and you're a boom."
  • "What am I supposed to do?"
  • "I love, but I don't."
  • "I'm lying through my teeth."
  • "Without changing a part of me, how do I get to heaven?"
  • "All my time is wasted feeling like my heart's mistaken."
  • "What if we run away?"
  • "My youth is yours."
  • "As the smile fell from your face, I fell with it."
  • "The truth is that I'm sorry."
  • "I'm just some dumb kid trying to kid myself that I got my shit together."
  • "So go... before I start to miss any part of this and change my mind."
  • "I'm just a lost boy not ready to be found."
  • "We knew from the beginning that this wasn't never ending."
  • "Shouldn't stay too long 'cause we're both too young to give into forever."
  • "So what are you waiting for, 'cause someone could love you more."
  • "We are runnin' so fast and we never look back."
  • "Whatever I lack, you make up."
  • "We make a really good team."
  • "We got this crazy chemistry between us."
  • "Making new clichés on our own little tour."
  • "You don't have to say I love you to say I love you."
  • "Don't need money, all I need is you."
  • "We try staying up late, but we both are light weights."
  • "Yeah we get off our face too easy."
  • "We take jokes way too far."
  • "Sometimes living's too hard."
  • "We're like two halves of one heart."
  • "All I need is you."
  • "We can get married tonight if you really wanna."
  • "If you break this lil' heart, it'd be an honor."
  • "The boys fix their cars and girls eat it up."
  • "Loving's so good when love is young."
  • "There's so much history in these streets."
  • "There's so much history in my head; the people I've left, the ones that I've kept."
  • "Have you heard me on the radio? Did you turn it up?"
  • "It seems I'm never letting go of suburbia."
  • "Can't help but feel I've lost what's mine."
  • "They all say that nothing ever changes."
  • "Scared, my love, you'll go."
  • "Too good to be good for me."
  • "It's just for tonight."
  • "I'm wasted on you."
  • "Life, it's hard, I know."
  • "All your lights are red, but I'm green to go."
  • "Used to see you high, now you're only low."
  • "Anything it takes to make you stay."
  • "Only seeing myself when I'm looking up at you."
  • "I can't say no."
  • "Swore I'd never lose control."
  • "I fell in love with a heart that beats so slow."
  • "I know you're seeing black and white, so I'll paint you a clear blue sky."
  • "I just wanna be at the start of after loving you."
  • "I can't outrun what's coming after me."
  • "Tell me how I'm gonna feel less secure when I look at you."

anonymous asked:

Bucky is so lucky, like, his man does it all! I can just imagine some guy saying something along the lines of 'good luck finding a gal/guy who'd do that for you, let alone enjoy it' and Bucky is just like wait do people not usually like sucking dick, taking dick, and orgasming five times in a row?

“That’s the stuff of dreams,” Dugan whistles.

“You’re damn right,” Jones sighs.

“What?” Bucky asks, and Dugan turns around the little dirty postcard for Bucky to see. 

“Huh,” he agrees.

“That don’t phase you?” Dugan demands. “Damn. You must get around.” 

“Or jerk it in the shower.” 

“Shut up,” Bucky mumbles, and shifts in his cot, looking back down to his book. “Seriously, what? Yeah, she’s a very beautiful lady.” 

“I’ve never been with a girl who wanted to do that.” 

“What, swallow?”

Jones and Dugan stare and Bucky in disbelief.

“What?” Bucky asks.

“No, suck it at all,” Jones explains. 

Bucky narrows his eyes. “What?” 

“You know, if you want a lady to – is he for real? Are you for real?” Dugan asks.

“He’s for real,” Jones affirms. 

“You mean you’ve never–?” 

“No, I have,” Dugan says. “And I know Jones has because he wouldn’t stop bragging about it back in Nice. But unless she’s a loose lady you’ve gotta be really nice, you’ve gotta take her out to dinner, you’ve gotta be sweet, you’ve gotta be engaged…” 

“No you don’t,” Bucky frowns. 

Dugan and Jones share wide-eyed looks. 

“You’re tellin’ us that you get this,” Jones says slowly, and points to the postcard, “On the regular?” 

“Hell yes,” Bucky says. 

There’s a moment of stunned silence. 

How?” Jones asks. 

“I don’t know, I ask?” Bucky says. He folds up his book. Watch the pronouns, Barnes. “She offers?” 

Blank stares. “She likes it,” Bucky tells them, equally slowly. “You know – she wants to?” 

“She wants to?” 

“What are you two, a couple of parrots? You heard me, she wants to. She likes it down her throat.” 

Jones coughs. “Jesus,” he says.

“She does,” Bucky insists. “She likes being on her knees, I don’t know.” 

“You married, Barnes?” Dugan squints.

Hah. “Nope,” Bucky says.

“You engaged?” 

“Nope,” Bucky pops the ‘p’, acting disinterested. “I just know how to take care of her right. She likes my dick, boys. It ain’t my fault.” 

Jones rolls his eyes. Dugan keeps squinting. “You never mentioned a girl before, how do we know you ain’t making it up?” 

Bucky says, “What, you wanna hear about her? You horny assholes.” 

Jones and Dugan exchange a look.

Fine,” Bucky says. “Her name’s Steph. Pretty little blonde thing, slip of nothing, ninety pounds soaking wet. Sweetest little tits you’ve ever seen. And a cute little ass to boot. As soon as I get home from work she can’t get her hands off me. One time she let me pick her up and fuck her right up against the door. About bit a chunk out of my neck trying not to scream.” 

“She let you?” 

“She loved it,” says Bucky, truthfully. “She likes getting spanked, too.” 

Dugan chokes on his own spit. Bucky bites down on his grin while Jones pounds him on the back. 

“Jesus, kid,” Dugan wheezes.

Bucky shrugs. “Speakin’ the truth.” He frowns. “She won’t wear the lacy things I buy her, though,” he says. “Gets spitting mad every time I ask.” 

“What a fucking tragedy,” says Dugan flatly. 

“His dick’s probably magic,” Jones says. “You know, witchcraft of some sort. Like a snake charmer.” 

“I got a big dick and she likes it,” Bucky admits, a little cocky now. “I’ll never fuckin’ know how she takes it all, though, I’ll be honest. She’s so goddamn little I’m always afraid I’ll break her in half.” That’s true, too. 

“Shut the fuck up, your dick is not that big,” Jones says. 

“Jones, this whole entire platoon has seen each other buck-ass naked,” Bucky says. “You both know just how big my dick is.” 

“It’s not like either of us ever really sat there staring at it, you vain motherfucker,” Dugan tells him. 

Bucky shrugs. “Well, she thinks it’s a good one.” 

Dugan squints at him. “Show us.” 


“Show us your dick.” 

“You fucking son of a –” 

“Barnes,” says Jones. “Seriously.” 

Bucky looks between them and huffs a sigh. He jumps off his cot and stands in front of them and unbuckles his belt and unzips his pants and shoves them down and puts his hands on his hips.

“Jesus motherfucking Christ,” says Jones in flat shock. 

“Did you sell your motherfucking soul?” Dugan demands. 

“Nope,” Bucky says, and zips back up and collapses back on his cot.

“You are one lucky son of a bitch, Barnes,” Jones tells him. “I hope you know that.” 

“I’m certainly learning it,” Bucky says.