little fists

mychakk  asked:

27, 44, 77, sherlolly drabbles, please and thank you! 😊

27: I swear, I’m not scared.  44: I can’t believe you didn’t remember 77: Must be a coincidence

I managed to get them all in one drabble. Thanks, love!


“Molly…” Sherlock started, looking down at the frightened woman sitting next to him.

“I swear, I’m not scared,” she said, however the tremble in her voice and white knuckled grip on the seat betrayed her.

“Then why are you trying to fuze your hands with that seat cushion?” He’d never actually seen her this afraid.

“Well, I’m not…I’m just…” She moved her hands to her lap and balled them into tiny little fists.

“Molly, are you by chance afraid of flying?” he asked, kicking himself mentally for not deducing it.

“No. No I’m just having an unusually anxious day,” she lied plastering on a fake smile. “That’s all.”

“Ah, it must be a coincidence then. It has nothing to do with the fact that we’re flying in a small private jet, 30,000 feet in the air…”

“For the love of all things holy, would you please just shut up!?” she whispered.

“Come here.” He put his arm around her, pulling her into his chest. “This would be more comfortable if you’d take of that damn seatbelt.”

“Not a chance in hell.”

Sherlock chuckled. “Would you like me to tell you where we’re going?”

Looking up at him with wide eyes she said, “I thought it was a surprise?”

“It’ll put a damper on things if you have a panic attack before we arrive. We’re going to Monaco. We have villa and a week to ourselves, no cases.”

She finally smiled and seemed to relax a bit. “Just whisking me away for no reason, Sherlock Holmes? You better be careful, some people might think that’s romantic.”

Oh, he thought, I’m going to get so many bonus points for this. “It’s our anniversary. I can’t believe you didn’t remember.”

Molly looked puzzled, very puzzled. “What are you talking about? We’ve only been dating for five months.”

“It’s the anniversary of the day we met, Molly.” He brushed his hand across her cheek as he watched her start to tear up. Note to self: flying makes Molly a weepy ball of nerves.

“You… you remember when…?”

Leaning forward, he kissed her sweetly. “Of course I do. I haven’t deleted a single moment with you.”

“Oh God…” she sighed, all of her nervousness and fear seemed to have disappeared. “You sweet, sweet man.”

“Yeah, I am pretty sweet,” he said with a shrug. This boyfriend business wasn’t as hard as he’d thought it would be.

Just then the plane shook as it hit a bit of turbulence. Molly clutched at his shirt, and buried her face in his chest. “Not scared, huh?”

“Next time, drug my tea,” she mumbled.

me: *watching an unnecessarily long intro on a netlfix show

me:* watching the OITNB intro

the animals the aniMALS TRAPPED TRAPPED TILL THE CAGE IS FULL

THE CAGE IS FULL !!!1

I think I’m going through a little bit of an art block *sigh*

Nessian’s Kids Headcanons

I know this is unexpected from me because I was vehemently against any pregnancies/baby faes for any of the ships in ACOWAR but I am okay with them having kids waaaaay way down the line. Anyway, I don’t remember how this happened but Sarah @nessiansmut and I came up with a few headcanons of Azriel and Elain babysitting Nessian’s kids so here we go:

  • The inner circle would do the ‘not it’ thing whenever nessian need a babysitter. no one would be able to keep those kids in line
  • Elain would volunteer as a last resort 'how bad can it be?’
  • Azriel agrees to help because Elain convinces him he could probably help keep the kids entertained with his shadows
  • one hour in they’re missing one child, one’s running around naked and another’s pulling at Azriel’s wings trying to get him to spread them wide so they can see them
  • just imagine loud curly headed children running around everywhere
  • even azriel’s shadows wouldn’t be a match for them. Elain would be frantically screaming at him to find the missing kid and he’d just be like 'I’VE GOT NOTHING! IT’S LIKED THEY DROPPED OFF THE FACE OF THE EARTH!’
  • I thought fae children were supposed to be rare where do they keep coming from????
    From your damn sister who apparently spends all her time “training” doing something else entirely
    Someone needs to stop them before they make a small army
  • The naked kid is pulling out all these random weapons and Elain is just horrified. “Do they not baby proof?!?” (Cass would be offended to hear that: 'that is baby proof! the blade’s shorter than 20cm!’ )
  • Azriel would be begging and pleading for Rhys to use his daemati power to convince the kids to calm down “But you’re High Lord surely you can get them to stop moving.”
  • one of the kids would be grinning really wide but his teeth have a blue glow and Az sees and he’s like 'Spit out the Syphon! Geez, how and when did you even get that?’ (SOMEONE PLEASE DRAW THIS)
  • a completely dishevelled Elain would be furiously whispering to Az “Just knock them out! Not too hard. Nobody has to know. It’s the only way to get them to sleep and we can get a break. Please”
  • Azriel trying to change diapers having to use his shadows to stop the kid from squirming around
  • 'AZ I CAN’T FLY YOU NEED TO GET HER DOWN FROM THE ROOF ASAP' 
  • one of the babies is that type of kid who just doesn’t stop asking questions. “Are your wings bigger than daddy’s? Do you sleep upside down like a bat? Why are yours blue?”
  • the only reason nessian needed a babysitter was to go to the cabin in the illyrian mountains and have sex for a few hours.  
  • Nesta: I have a meeting with the humans. Emissary business he’s coming for protection.
    Elain: *mutters under breath* the only protection he needs to provide is of the contraceptive kind
    Azriel: emissary business my ass.
  • imagine Az with a baby hanging onto his back for dear life and nibbling at his wing while he’s trying to find his pacifier “Elain it bit me” “Azriel they have names…" 
  • "PLEASE STOP CHEWING AT MY WINGS DEAR GOD ELAIN THEIR BABIES ARE CANNIBALS”
  • “I fought Hybern. Twice. I survived my brothers. This this is too much.“
  • They find a 4th kid just sitting in the kitchen completely still. they’d look outside into the living room muttering "1…2…3…” they turn and look into the kitchen “4?…” “I thought they only had 3.” “So did I.”
  • after they realise that two of them are twins Elain would be running around yelling 'WHO ARE YOU?! WHERE’S THE SECOND YOU?!’
  • Nesta then lets them know that they won’t make it home in time and they need them to babysit the kids overnight  “What do you mean you’re running late and watch them for 3 hours is now over night? What do we feed them? Do they sleep?” 
  • eventually Nesta and Cass would come back and Az would be passed out on the couch with a baby cradled in the crook of his wing on the floor, the baby’s nappy not even secured properly. Elain would be sleeping upstairs with her head on the toilet seat with two more kids sleeping in a nest of blankets in the bathtub and the fourth kid would be in the kitchen stuffing his face with marshmallows and grinning at them when they come home
  • They wouldn’t even blink, though. Cass would just pick the kid up when he makes grabby hands at him and goes 'DADA!’ and he’d be like 'Heeeey buddy… did you give auntie Elain and uncle Az a hard time?’ and the kid would nod and he’d be like 'good job!’ and fist bump his little fist. Nesta would go upstairs to wake Elain up and thank her
  • Elain would wake up and the first thing she says is  “I swear to god, Nesta if you have any more kids not even your death powers will save you from my rage” or “I’d rather be thrown in the cauldron again than babysit these monsters again.”

BONUS Headcanons:

  • Nesta and Cassian have 4 kids: the oldest is a girl, the twins and the youngest are boys
  • They name the girl after Cassian’s mother
  • the twin who always disappears has Nesta’s personality and he always just hides somewhere and reads

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“imagine Corvo being the Emperor and Outsider is still his lover after 15 years of him being on the throne. :“) Imagine Corvo teaching him to ballroom dance.”

For @kingxdandy

  • Tracer’s Narration: On slow day like this we all find ways to pass the time. Reyes tortured the Recruits.
  • Gabriel Reyes: All right now, children. I know your shifts are over and you’re all excited about going home, but first we’re going to play a little game called “Answer The Question Correctly Or Stay Here Forever”. Debbie… what is the proper response to a Hostage Crisis.
  • Recruit Debbie: Uh… Contact a negotiator to negotiate their release?
  • Gabriel Reyes: Close, but no biggie. You’ll be staying here forever. (Addressing another recruit) Did you think that was a little too mean?
  • Recruit: No…?
  • Gabriel Reyes: Wrong. It damn sure was. You’re staying here forever. And Kenyan recruit, can'ya answer me this? It is even possible to give the right answer in this game?
  • Kenyan Recruit: …No.
  • Gabriel Reyes: Correct.
  • Kenyan Recruit: (whispering while doing a little fist pump) Yes!
  • Gabriel Reyes: Unfortunately, you’re still staying here forever. My game… my rules. Come.
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NHL!Bitty: Floor People

Jack and Bitty both deal with playoff losses a little different than in college. (Not that different, though)

Fits into @whoacanada‘s NHL!Bitty verse


Jack is on his way to the door, keys in hand, in the entryway, leaving to pick Bitty up from the airport when Bitty slogs through the door, past Jack, and dramatically sprawls out on his stomach on the floor.

Jack looks down at his husband, then to the open door. He looks at his watch, and then back to his husband, who’s on the ground.

“I was on my way to pick you up from the airport?” he asks.

Bitty grunts in reply, from the floor.

“But you’re… here?”

Another grunt, partially directed at Jack but mostly to the hardwood floor.

“Thirty minutes before your plane is supposed to land.”

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SO YALL KNOW HOW TANAKA IS ALWAYS READY TO FIGHT AND HOW HINATA IS ALWAYS BEHIND HIM LIKE HYPING HIM UP AND STUFF AND NORMALLY ITS CHILL BECAUSE NORMALLY THESE THREATS ARE EMPTY BUT THERE ARE INSTANCES WHERE SOMEONE WOULD CROSS THE LINE AND TRY IT FRFR AND YOU CAN PRACTICALLY HEAR TANAKA SNAP AND HINATA’S BEHIND HIM LIKE “YOU WANNA FIGHT-” BUT TANAKA PICKS HIM UP AND LOCKS HIM IN A STORAGE ROOM BECAUSE A) THIS ISN’T A GAME THIS IS THE REAL DEAL AND B) YOU COULD GET HURT HINATA AND RYUU IS ABOUT TO WILD OUT FOR A SECOND AND HINATA IS IN THE STORAGE ROOM BANGING ON THE DOOR FOR TANAKA TO LET HIM OUT CAUSE HE CAN HANDLE IT HIS LITTLE FISTS ARE READY BUT ALL HE CAN HERE IS F I G H T I N G. AND ABOUT 30 SECONDS LATER IT GOES QUIET AND THE DOOR OPENS AND ALL HINATA SEES IS THE ATTACKER ON THE FLOOR AS WELL AS LIKE 3 OTHER RANDOM DUDES AND HE IS JUST ✨o✨!!!¡!!¡

dabard95  asked:

Imagine Percy has gone off to help some hapless campers once again, and Annabeth isn't too worried because come on, it's PERCY. Then she reaches into her pocket for something, some change or her keys maybe, and instead she pulls out Riptide in its pen form.

Her fingers close around something narrow and smooth, and Annabeth’s heart stutters to a stop in her chest. 

The kids are dancing around her knees, squealing and hitting out at each other, each calling for her attention, and the baby’s balanced on her hip and crying because her favourite pacifier has gone missing and the gods know she won’t accept any replacements. They’re running horrendously late for lunch with Frederick, and it’s pure chaos, but everything slows down as Annabeth pulls her hand out of her pocket and looks down to see the pen. The magical pen that is always meant to find its way back to Percy’s pocket.

But it’s not in Percy’s pocket, it’s in hers, and that means that he’s gone out to help rescue some campers stranded by the Hudson without any weapon.

Oh, shit.

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