little deer is cute but i need new suho pics ;~;

REASONS WHY YOU SHOULD STAN EXO (OT12)

as you can tell there’s gonna be 12 reasons because ot12 feels okay let’s dO IT


baekhyun:

  1. those high quality vocals
  2. you will be accepted for shipping anyone with baekhyun because he can be shipped with virtually anyone
  3. so. much. smut.
  4. they won’t care if you stan chanyeol on the side at this point
  5. you can laugh at him being bullied by kyungsoo and won’t be judged isn’t that fun
  6. someone to look up to for being great at eyeliner
  7. since so many people in the fandom stan him you’ll feel at home when you announce to the universe that your ovaries just died for the 138914109th time this week
  8. if you don’t own a dog congrats you do now
  9. and if you’re allergic to dogs this pup’s in exception
  10. that aegyo will never fail
  11. all those thoughts that go through your head when you’re trying to fall asleep will give you a sense of acceptance
  12. if you stan someone else that’s okay don’t we all just stan this pup at least a wee bit

chanyeol:

  1. those fucking ears
  2. access to a gallery (literally) of derp pics
  3. you will have a free pass to killing your ovaries every time he dyes his hair some sort of dark color
  4. b u lg e
  5. appreciate that deep voice
  6. but then also appreciate that baby face oh my
  7. be ready for your dash to be spammed with pictures of his huge ass hands because those are a creation from god
  8. his dancing oml
  9. can we just appreciate those rapping skills like
  10. all chanyeol stans are understanding of each other and therefore you may embrace each other
  11. since chanyeol’s funny af the stans are funny af
  12. why wouldn’t you

jongdae:

  1. firstly let’s appreciate that hot piece of ass shit right there
  2. twerking machine
  3. t ho s e h ot a ss v oc a ls now that’s what i call talent
  4. can we also just appreciate the fact that he’s literally an angel sent from heaven made to just aijdwiuefhwire
  5. dino screaming is music to my ears
  6. literally one of the best derp faces out there how could you not love him that’s infinite meme material there
  7. he himself is a meme
  8. softest lil ball of fluff when he dropped his beef on exo showtime like thats what you need in a man
  9. jongdae in a onesie
  10. jongdae doing handstands 
  11. why is he so iofdeheiufhfsoksfj;lakd;
  12. honestly you will not regret stanning him or your money back

kyungsoo:

  1. you can stan the soft, fluffy, squishy, sent from god, absolutely adorable and seemingly harmless kyungsoo
  2. or you can stan the demonic lil hot ass bitch kyungsoo i’ll give you a choice okay
  3. but then you can just appreciate the fact that this tiny human will make you scream his name in that imaginary smut scene
  4. ever read kyungsoo smut
  5. you should
  6. you won’t be disappointed i promise not that i read it everyday ok
  7. honestly if you don’t stan kyungsoo at least 7% i’m disappointed’
  8. like no judge or anything but how could you not stan a beautiful human being like this 
  9. also when he makes cookies with his entire arm i just i
  10. also if you don’t get thirsty when u see his ass get your eyes checked
  11. we all need a lil bit of saintsoo in our lives
  12. if you stan him you won’t be able to go back okay

jongin:

  1. if i was shallow i’d just say he’s a beauty but if you have eyes you know that
  2. not against people without eyes i don’t wanna offend you just know he’s a beautiful human
  3. but i’m not shallow so have you even heard his laugh it’s beautiful
  4. also stereotypical of me but his dancing is no joke
  5. especially with all that hip thrusting :;)
  6. also don’t be surprised if he got you pregnant through your eyes
  7. or your ears
  8. by the way stanning him will make you automatically make you make healthier choices for your diet
  9. i swear you’re gonna drink 10 glasses of water because he’ll make you that thirsty
  10. like bro you might as well just purchase a pool bc you’re gonna need it
  11. but really those vocals are just 
  12. if you aren’t satisfied come back and i’ll give you new ovaries because maybe yours aren’t working since you haven’t gotten pregnant through your ears yet

kris:

  1. he does this thing where he shows his beautiful teeth without even noticing and honestly it’s just a reason as to why you’re still breathing thank him
  2. did i mention his hot ass rapping sounds aggressive but then it also sounds super emotional and i just
  3. also that tall piece of fucking hot shit i need it
  4. if you stan him make sure you’re ready for all that bdsm smut oh yeah
  5. but then be ready for hardcore taoris stans up in your face like “hOT DAMN” but i honestly don’t mind them they’re beautiful
  6. he also does this thing where he’s unintentionally funny
  7. but in a funny way
  8. like he’s funny but also it makes you feel concerned for him
  9. just feel concerned for this boy
  10. he deserves your concern not gonna even lie
  11. did i mention his talent is just asdkaldkalf it’s amazing
  12. honestly every exo-l has a soft spot for kris’ deep ass voice like pleaaaase

yixing:

  1. i was hesitant to write about my angel but then realized that he’s an angel that deserves to make everyone happy which is what he does
  2. honestly if you don’t think yixing is an angel of exo sent from the heavens above just know i’m crying 
  3. like this boy looks innocent but we all know he’s a sex machine
  4. have you seen the way he makes love to the floor
  5. honestly i wish i was a tile in the floor because i just i
  6. honestly sometimes he’s so oblivious to what’s happening because he’s just yixing i have to wonder if he’s high or smth
  7. but then i remember no yixing is just oblivious to everything except for when he’s on go fighting!
  8. he has this hidden charm but when you find it you won’t let go of it
  9. i (op) have been a xingmi for around six years and honestly yixing is just this kid that won’t let you go when you find that charm
  10. of course if you stan someone else don’t blame u but just know that yixing smut in your search history won’t forgive you
  11. also have i mentioned the way he just aldksjklfjaldfjqajadklfjalkdjalk you’ll get here i promise
  12. yixing smut is quality smut so if that isn’t enough to convince you then i don’t know what is at this point

luhan:

  1. okay firstly hair. hair hair hair sent from heaven
  2. okay next he should be your beauty inspiration okay like even when he wakes up he looks better than 97% of girls with makeup on 
  3. the 3% that look better than him are him with makeup on oh sorry i meant he’s a man
  4. also when he sings he either sounds like an angel
  5. or sounds like an angry deer that just had her kids taken away from her there’s no inbetween
  6. also you better stan this hot piece of shit because he has that good good that isn’t gonna let it go
  7. also when you do stan him (because you will i promise) you’ll never stop receiving hunhan fics
  8. and honestly we know you won’t get sick of them until you do
  9. can i just say that he’s one of the most hard working guys out there and you should respect him for it
  10. also don’t be surprised if you suddenly have an obsession with bubble tea it’s a natural response
  11. can we just appreciate that all luhan smut is quality smut
  12. if you’re a new exo-l and stan luhan no surprise there because who wouldn’t lmao

junmyeon:

  1. he’s literally an angel
  2. except for when he’s not lmao because sometimes he does this thing where he acts like a parent
  3. but when you see daddy junmyeon oH GOD
  4. also once you fall for that daddy junmyeon there’s no going back
  5. he does this really cute thing where he shows his support for people he likes except sometimes it can be
  6. a bit scary and you probably shouldn’t say anything because it’ll make you feel guilty
  7. also his dancing will give you life by killing you
  8. please appreciate junmyeon because he’s actually your wet dream even though you don’t know it
  9. if you stan junmyeon i’ll give you +12 points for being a junmyeon stan because they’re beautiful people
  10. he’s a sexy beast in dad’s clothing
  11. if you need a good laugh bc you’re having a shitty day he’s your man because like i
  12. we all have a soft spot for this sexy ass guy at water polo practice

sehun:

  1. he’s not a brat he’S A BRAT
  2. you’ll never run out of quality hd pics of a hot ass
  3. if you stan him then you will be able to see a child which you can imagine is your own grow up before your eyes through your computer monitor
  4. also when you stan sehun you’ll have a new book of roasts you can use on that fake ass friend of yours you have
  5. borrow his sass to use against that clique that hates you at school or on the internet if you’re homeschooled 
  6. learn new colors existed by looking at his hair
  7. magically become a master debater because you signed so many online petitions about sehun
  8. honestly sehun smut is just getting better every day
  9. hot piece of shit right there
  10. also his dancing his just it gives me life okay
  11. i’m not saying sehun is a talented brat but that’s exactly what i’m saying
  12. like please this brat isn’t a brat he’s a bEAUTIFUL BRAT

tao:

  1. you know when you hate taking showers because it’s literally you just wasting earth’s resources for your own filthy reasons
  2. well
  3. you will now love caressing your body because it makes you feel like tao is scrubbing your back in the shower with you
  4. also he’s constantly getting hotter in every selca on instagram
  5. by the way the fact that he’s a sex beast it beautiful
  6. but the fact that he sounds like a little teenage girl is also a beautiful fact like get a man that can do both
  7. tao with surgical mask is best tao
  8. peacock oppa makes you feel thirsty alrighty
  9. also his rapping is just another thing he’s good at
  10. like when he raps be ready to be transported to another dimension (like in the elevator ritual i bet he’s scared of)
  11. like tao is just the realest bitch ever
  12. why wouldn’t you stan him just look at that fine ass grown man like he’s grown so much i’m so proud

minseok:

  1. firstly he’s literally just a pile of cute fluff
  2. but then you also gotta remember that he’ll fucking beat your ass with all those martial arts he knows like don’t fuck with him
  3. honestly when he says a remotely cute word like marshmellow your ovaries will just die from that cuteness overload
  4. minseok + cute hats = therapy
  5. but don’t take him for being a fucking cutie pants no he’s also a sex machine like junmyeon but 
  6. xiudaddy comes out to play on stage 
  7. he’s unintentionally sexy that it should be illegal
  8. someone chain him up wait no that’ll just make you thirstier oh god
  9. honestly minseok is literally all of exo put in a blender and there here you have a minseok
  10. but the fact that he’s the oldest is just somewhat terrifying to everyone???
  11. also his vocals in particular are one of a kind like if you had a special ice cream (gosh why i want ice cream now damn it) and it was like chocolate flavoured but like made with akdjklajelksfjalkdjlasjld;a i’m dead thats him. 
  12. minseok is a chocolate flavoured ice cream okay good time to stop