okay but all this talk about steven potentially being jewish like rebeccasugar can we please have an episode where steven is having his bar mitzvah??? imagine this:
greg teaching steven how to sing his torah portion
amethyst getting a little too intense with the throwing of the candy
and subsequently pearl scolding amethyst for being too hard with the throwing
…after she questions why you even throw candy and is concerned steven would get hurt
the crystal gems getting aliyahs and stumbling over the transliterated hebrew
also they all wonder why they have to go back to their seats they have to protect steven and must be beside him at all costs
connie getting super into the whole bar mitzvah thing and does a lot of research on it because it really interests her and makes steven happy
garnet getting the honour of lifting up the torah and everyone that doesn’t know her is scared she’s going to drop it but she actually lifts it effortlessly. with one hand.
pearl was the party planner for the big bar mitzvah party and she’s scurrying around at the last minute making sure everything is perfect but also because she forgot humans eat food and had to find a caterer super last minute
pearl freaking out when they lift steven up on the chair
garnet is the one lifting the chair. just her.
amethyst whines about when her turn on the chair would be (or she would be the chair)
also greg was the cantor for the entire service and he make sure everything was an acapella rock opera
(Kai: Okay! So I decided to spice up my Marth for this ask blog to make him stand out a little in the crowd of Marth blogs here on tumblr. I designed the outfit myself, and it’s something in a style that I like, haha. Don’t worry though. Nothing else about this blog has changed. My Marth just has an original outfit now! I hope you like it! ꒰ ́•͈⌔•͈ ꒱)
EMMA SITTING BETWEEN HER BF’S LEGS AT THE DOCK WHILE HE TENDERLY COMFORTS AND SUPPORTS AND PEP TALKS HER AND SHE FLIRTS A LITTLE BACK AND THEN GOES OFF TO MAKE UP WITH HER PARENTS WHILE CAPTAIN CHARMING BRO NOD EACH OTHER APPROVINGLY IS THE BEST OF ALL THINGS OKAY BYE