my mum had her super posh rich friend over and she’s very sweet and well meaning but thick as cement and a little batty.. I felt bad for my only conversation topic being how annoyed I was about bad packaging and cereal mascots but then again she did tell us all - apropos of nothing - that her ex gynecologist has a prince albert
“Eh, forget the bar. Let’s grab a couple of bottles from the liquor store, find a nice park, and play on the playground stuff until we’re too drunk. Then we just lie in the grass and figure out what constellations look like.”
Syd held out her hand. “Nice gloves, by the way.”
Furia nodded. “Sounds perfect. And thank you. Found them in a little shop down the way. Kind of made me giggle, though they don’t have nearly as much detail as Eli’s tattoo like this. But they are opera length,” she mused as she steered Syd back down the alley and toward the sidewalk.
Glancing both ways, she spotted a simple sign. It blinked erratically as the fluorescent light illuminating it buzzed and flickered. “Looks like a prospect just up there.”
She slipped her arm around Syd’s. Fully on board and taking the lead, even if the idea hadn’t been her own. “So, what’s you’re poison? If I recall you weren’t much for tequila the last time around,” she recalled. There was something to her tone. It sounded happy enough, but outside of her laughter earlier and a comment here and there, it really didn’t flash in her smile nor did it reach her eyes.
I’m trying to imagine the circumstances that prompted this request. �� (Also, had she ever stolen TP from you?)
She’s a little (a lot) batty. She legit got into my line just to ask me to do it. When she comes into the store I try to avoid her, because she makes me hella uncomfortable, because I never know wtf she’s gonna say and she tells me “god bless” like 500 times a conversation. But yeah, she’s the type to definitely swipe some TP from a place. We’re pretty sure she’s done it at the store. I’m thinking her church has caught onto her, too.
It was all so awkward! I had a huge line of people and they were looking at her and then at me and the secondhand embarrassment was enough to kill me.
Aaah so excited! I had never made a plushie before - but after buying Madoka (the little rainbow battie) from the awesome beezeeart I just had to make my own! (pattern is also by beezeeart and you can buy it in her shop!)
I don’t have a name for her yet, and while she has some issues (I forgot her feet :P) I still think she’s pretty awesome for being a first timer!! :)