little ball of crazy

canon sportacus:

fanon sportacus:

Cock is one of my favorite tastes. Not only that, but balls smell amazing. It makes me go a little crazy on it to be honest. Like, I cannot get it far enough down my throat to be satisfied. I’m only satisfied when I feel those intense, powerful, salty, hot pumps of cum down my throat. When I sit back on my heels, look up at you with cum all over my mouth and slobber running down my neck, hair all fucked up and wipe my mouth with the back of my arm and ask you if I did a good job and you cannot even speak because I’ve drained all of your energy out the tip of your dick….. That’s when I’m satisfied.

Neighbours Part 4

Originally posted by prettyparamore

Originally posted by thewinnersofnationalgeographic

Part One        Part Two      Part Three   Part Five (coming)


“What are you doing here, Abbey?” You asked as you squeezed your little sister.
“I missed you!” She squealed, a huge grin on her face.
You rolled your eyes and shoved her playfully.
“I missed you too mini.” You said with a smile.
Abbey was three years younger than you, but people thought she was your twin.
You were practically identical, same hair, same eyes, same figure.
The only difference was she was much shorter than you, a tiny little ball of fire, and she was crazy.
She was your little ‘mini-me’ and you had always been close. Until you had fallen out with your parents and skipped town.
You definitely didn’t think you’d see Abbey for a while, and you definitely didn’t expect her to turn up in Charming.
“So what are we doing tonight? What’s your favourite bar? Oohh are there any cute guys?” Your sister gushed, her whole face lighting up.
You laughed loudly and crossed your arms over your chest.
“Slow down mini. First you gotta tell me what your reeeally doing here.” You said and dragged her to the couch.
She sunk down with a sigh, her hand moving aimlessly through her hair.
“I told you! I just missed you (y/n).” She said, her eyes scanning the room.
You studied her closely, your eyes boring into her.
She avoided making eye contact, looking anywhere else except you.
Yet you were stubborn, and after staring her down for over a minute she sighed deeply.
“I broke up with Dean.” She said quietly.
Your heart sunk. Your sister had been dating Dean for years, and they were inseparable. You had practically already planned the wedding, for gods sake.
“Mini what happened? You and Dean were always so good!” You asked and moved closer to her, wrapping an arm around her shoulder.
“We were good! Until he started fucking Sophia!” She said, her small body shaking with anger.
“Oh Abbey, I’m so sorry!” You cooed.
Abbey grunted and shrugged before leaping to her feet.
She turned to you, a playful grin on her face.
“So, are we gonna get fucked up or what?”

“Four more!” Abbey yelled, her hands in the air and her eyes sparkling with joy.
You had taken her to the little bar at the end of Main Street.
Your sister had clearly expected Charming to be a little more like Vegas, but she hid her disappointment well when you pulled her into the bar.
It was a small town, and wasn’t exactly the clubbing scene your sister had in mind.
That hadn’t stopped her though, and the both of you were well on your way to being drunk.
Old rock music played through the speakers and the air was thick with smoke and the smell of alcohol.
“So!” Your sister said, her eyes burning into you. “Where are all the boys?”
You laughed loudly.
“Abbey, dont you think you might wanna break from guys for a while?”
Abbey lifted the shot to her lips and threw her head back before slamming the glass back down on the bar.
“Nope. You know what they say, (y/n).” She smirked. “The best way to get over someone, is to get under someone else.”
You laughed again and shook your head and downed another shot.
“And I think i just saw someone I am definitely getting under!” Abbey said.
You turned to her, your eyebrows raised and she gave you a wink before standing.
You rolled your eyes as you watched her slink her way across the bar and stopped right in front of a man, a familiar leather kutte around his shoulders.
You gulped as you eyed the man your sister was flinging herself at.
The man that just so happened tone your neighbour, Juice.
You quickly turned back to the bar, unsure of what to do.
Your body burned with jealousy and you closed your eyes and took a deep breath before slamming another shot down your throat.
You have no claim on him, you reminded yourself. You had no right to be jealous.
You were neighbours.
You were just friends.

“(Y/n)!” Your sister yelled across the bar as you walked out of the bathroom.
She sat in a booth in the corner, a huge grin on her face as she waved out to you.
You forced a smile on your face and walked over, your head held high.
“(Y/n)?” Juice said once he saw you, his eyes wide as he looked between you and your little sister.
“Hey Juicy.” You smiled and sunk into the booth next to him.
Abbey frowned slightly as she looked between the two of you.
“You guys know each other?” She asked.
You both nodded.
“We’re neighbours.” You explained.
“Oh.” Abbey said. “How.. convenient.” She winked at Juice and he laughed awkwardly.
“(Y/n)s my sister.” Abbey said, a smile plastered on her face.
Juice nodded, his wide smile on his face.
“I’ll get some more drinks!” Abbey said and stood, practically running to the bar.
The air was thick with tension and you both sat in silence.
“Im sorry, (y/n), I didn’t know she was your sister.” Juice said, finally breaking the silence.
“Its fine, Juice. We’re just friends, right?” You said with an awkward laugh.
Juice nodded, his heart sinking.
“Yeah, friends.” He mumbled quietly.
You sighed, wishing that the ground could just open up and swallow you whole.
“Juice, I-“
You were interrupted by your sisters laugh as she walked back to the table, followed by three more men.
You eyed them carefully as your sister flirted with them all before sinking into the booth.
You recognised each of them and you gulped as Kozik and Halfsack slid in next to your sister, and Happy slid in next to you.

“And then she fell flat in the mud!” Abbey said and the boys laughed loudly.
You crossed your arms over your chest and glared at your sister.
She had just finished telling them all your embarrassing stories from when you were growing up.
“Aw come on, sis, don’t look at me like that!” Abbey whined and you narrowed your eyes, as the guys laughed louder.
“Its okay, (y/n),” Juice said and nudged you. “We all have embarrassing stories.”
You glared at him too and couldn’t help but smile at his goofy grin.
“You know Juice, your right. Why don’t I tell you guys aaaall about Abbeys seventh grade talent show!”
“Actually maybe its time to go!” Abbey said loudly and you all laughed.
Your heart stopped when you felt Happy squeeze your knee under the table and he began caressing your thigh.
You looked at him with wide eyes as your cheeks blushed slightly but he didn’t meet your gaze, he just smirked and rolled his toothpick across his lips.
Thankfully, no one noticed and you cleared your throat.
“C’mon Mini, lets get you home before you tell these boys all my secrets.”
Your sister nodded and smiled warmly at Kozik.
You all stood and filed out of the bar and you breathed in the cool night air.
“So, you ladies wanna ride home?” Kozik asked, his eyes sparkling as he looked at your sister.
You stood awkwardly between Juice and Happy, both of them determined not to leave your side.
“Actually, we should just get a cab.” You said, and your sister frowned at you.
“Whats wrong scaredy cat? Don’t you wanna ride on the bikes?” She asked you and stepped closer to Kozik and leant into his side.
You rolled your eyes as Kozik beamed and wrapped his arm around her.
“You can ride with me, girl.” Happy said lowly.
It was the first time he had spoken all night and his raspy voice lit through you.
“I can give you a ride, (y/n). We’re going the same way after all.” Juice said, a tight smile on his lips.
You gulped and looked between the two men, both of them watching you intently, their eyes burning with jealousy.
You looked at your sister, who was now kissing Kozik passionately while Halfsack stood awkwardly to the side.
“Thanks Hap, but I should go with Juice.” You said quietly.
Happy nodded slowly, his eyes never leaving your face.
You could have cut the tension with a knife.
“Or uh.. I can give you a ride, (y/n). If you want.” Halfsack said and you smiled warmly at him, thankful that he broke the awkward silence.
Juice laughed loudly.
“Cmon, lets go home. “ Juice said,
He swung his arm over your shoulder and pulled you towards his bike.
You couldn’t bring yourself to say goodbye to Happy so you walked with Juice, your head down.
Abbey and Kozik walked to his bike and she got on eagerly behind him
“See you at home, sis!” She called and you smiled at her as Kozik brought the bike to life.
“Here,” Juice said with a smile as he passed you his helmet.
You smiled back at him and lifted it to your head.
You watched as he got on the bike and you swung your leg over and straddled the bike behind him.
He pulled your arms around his waist and you pressed your cheek to his back.
The bike roared to life and pulled into the street.
The cold air blew your hair out behind you as you rode along the streets towards home and you closed your eyes.
You felt torn, unsure of what to do next.
But as the bike sped along in the night your mind cleared, all your thoughts disappeared and you clung to Juice.
You had a lot of choices to make, but for now, you were happy, and you just wanted to enjoy the ride.

STOP BEING MEAN TO NOEL FIELDING!!!

He’s a little cute fluff ball of craziness

HE DESERVES SO MUCH LOVE !!!

Hey Vsauce! Michael here. Cock is one of my favorite tastes. Not only that, but balls smell amazing. It makes me go a little crazy on it to be honest. Like, I cannot get it far enough down my throat to be satisfied. I’m only satisfied when I feel those intense, powerful, salty, hot pumps of cum down my throat. When I sit back on my heels, look up at you with cum all over my mouth and slobber running down my neck, hair all fucked up and wipe my mouth with the back of my arm and ask you if I did a good job and you cannot even speak because I’ve drained all of your energy out the tip of your dick….. That’s when I’m satisfied.

lordhaurchefant replied to your post  not only that but balls smell amazing

Cock is one of my favorite tastes. Not only that, but balls smell amazing. It makes me go a little crazy on it to be honest. Like, I cannot get it far enough down my throat to be satisfied. I’m only satisfied when I feel those intense, powerful, salty, hot pumps of cum down my throat. When I sit back on my heels, look up at you with cum all over my mouth and slobber running down my neck, hair all fucked up and wipe my mouth with the back of my arm and ask you if I did a

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Cock is one of my favorite tastes. Not only that, but balls smell amazing. It makes me go a little crazy on it to be honest. Like, I cannot get it far enough down my throat to be satisfied. I’m only satisfied when I feel those intense, powerful, salty, hot pumps of cum down my throat. When I sit back on my heels, look up at you with cum all over my mouth and slobber running down my neck, hair all fucked up and wipe my mouth with the back of my arm and ask you if I did a good job and

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ndslite  asked:

Me, an asexual, sipping my wine nonchalantly, sitting in full evening attire while scrolling through the ace discourse, fully secure in my queerness and place in the lgbtqa community: Cock is one of my favorite tastes. Not only that, but balls smell amazing. It makes me go a little crazy on it to be honest. Like, I cannot get it far enough down my throat to be satisfied. I’m only satisfied when I feel those intense, powerful, salty, hot pumps of cum down my throat. When I sit back on my heels, l

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Sunday Recs (SHUSH! It’s maybe still Sunday somewhere lol) 😉

yes yes, I’ve dropped the ball a little, but to be fair last week at work was crazy so most of my weekly reading was done Saturday and Sunday……still, HERE we are now, and it’s CS AU WEEK!! And it’s my first cs au week and I truly do not know what to do with myself (and so much awesome fic lol) I’m slowly making my way through the fics, and the artwork, and videos, and my Gosh, y’all are such a gift to this fandom! thank you! <3

Today’s rec’s however, are brought to you by my never ending list of saved-for-later fics. I find myself drafting and bookmarking so many stories, yet actually getting to them takes me a bit of time.Still, better late than never!

  • Peace, in the struggle -  AreYouSittingComfortably
    This is a 3B-ish divergence/speculation kind of fic. SO incredible. I’m in love with the writing and how vividly I could picture the moment the author presents. Remember David’s words to Emma about enjoying the moments? Yeah, well, this story is Emma’s and Killian’s moment –the one when she stops fighting the fact that he has real actual feelings for her, and it’s just so beautiful!

  • Pirate Glasses -  sheawrites  
    um, excuse me, did any of you ask for the cutest domestic fluff in history? lol THis is a future-ish fic that has Killian in dire need of glasses to keep him cutie from squinting at everything in order to see! I loved it! Emma taking care of him is a weak spot of mine and there’s plenty of that here, so yeah, read and love it! :)

  • can you feel it right now? - @cutieodonoghue
    UGH, so much about this story has me hooked! It’s a WIP multichapter! I tried to resist it, but I just couldn’t! Neighbors AU with a side of single!mom!badass Emma AND A FAKE RELATIONSHIP! So far I’m loving this so much! CS are so in point and still THEM in this universe which I’m forever thankful for to the author!

  • Friday (Saturday), I’m In Love - @high-seas-swan
    I couldn’t stop smiling the whole time I read this! more like grin. like a complete idiot! it’s an au universe,  answer to this prompt: “Okay, buddy. You’ve been serenading the wrong window for about five minutes now, time to let you know my neighbor is out of town.” And Killian SINGS! He sings and I just about died! lol Also The Cure, and it’s winter, and she’s freezing, and he’s freezing, and there’s pinning! pinning that’s SOOOOOO mutual, and things most certainly escalate but it’s not forced or anything! It’s precious!!!! <3

  • Because that’s what our family does - @blowmiakisscolin
    Captain Cobra Swan 5B One-Shot.   My notes for this one: lots of UGHHHHHs and CRYING! lol! MY GOSH! This is a pre-S5B speculation kinda fic. LIAM’s here! They are in the Underworld and he “welcomes” his little brother, but then Emma gets there, and my favorite part, Henry! meeting Liam! declaring they are there to save Killian! ugh SO moving!

  • at my worst, you are my best -  @alexandralyman
    itty bitty little drabble of “what if Killian got the same split-self treatment the EQ/Regina had” Only it takes on the greatest possible turn ever and I just love it. Even Killian’s darkest self loved Emma Swan most and that is backed with canon and I’ll go down fighting if you try to tell me otherwise lol This ficlet is just so sweet and a ‘suck it’ to the haters who think Killian could ever hurt his Swan.

  • untitled little things o/s -  @dani-ellie03
    Another little drabble, packed with ALL of the feels! Family feels, CS feels, HAPPY EMMA feels! My sweet girl deserves to be happy and sit back for at least a minute so bad! this little fic does such a wonderful job painting that kind of scenario! :)

  • Under a Starry Night Sky -  @rumsandleatherjackets
    Such an underrated little gem! LITTLE MOMENTS lil postS5 ficlet! :) I love those! It’s such a beautiful quiet moment between them. I think these two are so allowed to be “selfish” and just take some time to be them and enjoy the fact that they are alive! the two of them! I love the idea of Emma planning a whole evening out for her pirate! it’s just so moving and lovely! i loved loved this little fic!

  • Close Your Eyes, Brother -  @nothingimpossibleonlyimprobable
    I CRY! Jones Brothers backstory kind of fic. Think baby Killian, afraid of the dark and bullied by the older brats during the early days after his father’s abandonment. SO angsty, but comes to show Killian and Liam’s relationship and that bond of theirs that is just so so so beautiful!!!

  • Armour  -  @profoundlyfadedprincess
    Quiet post S5 moment. This one is so sweet, it’s them, unwinding kinda from the underworld events. it’s such a sweet little thing! middle of the night conversations, and they are open and vulnerable! so sweet!

  • some aloe for that burn -  @spartanguard
    This is THE cutest thing! Killian of all pirate cuties gets sun burned and it’s probably the cutest fic I never knew I needed in my life! Domestic fluff is what I’m here for and this one takes the cake! i loved loved loved it! :) The writing is spot on! it manages to be funny but also moving and sweet! I LOVE IT!

  • untitled -  @wingedlioness
    Smuffy goodness galore! Please and thank you! You know those posts about folks missing Season 1 Emma? Well, this is again a perfect ‘suck it’ to the haters! Killian Jones would have indeed loooved S1 Emma and this fic shows you just how much! I loved the idea of this, and the actual fic is just so silly and awesome! i loved it!

  • Proud of Your Boy -  @incaptainswanwetrust
    Oh yeah, I did not cry reading this bit about Killian Jones meeting his newborn baby! Allergy season, y’know? lol! no, but in all seriousness, this is just the cutest thing! Bit of angst, touching on Killian’s insecurities about being a father, but then you have him actually having a a “father/son” conversation with his tiny newborn son and I just about died! SO CUTE!

  • Persistence -  @laschatzi
    CAPTAIN CHARMING!!!! Night before CS wedding drinks with Dave! This made me SO happy! so freaking bloody happy! I love these two and my Goodness, them bonding is one of my favorite things! I love how David so very subtly lets Killian know he thinks he is worthy of his daughter’s love! SO MOVING! and then there are bits like  “True Love’s Kiss doesn’t work with memory loss,” in which we have David unknowingly clearing things up for Killian while also reassuring the cutie! it’s so sweet! I love the last lines most! the best! :)

  • To The Pain -  @nothingimpossibleonlyimprobable
    What a satisfying read this was! I guess this goes under future-ish GEN fic with a generous dash of angsty CS. In my honest opinion, Rumple became nonredeemable after this season. This fics deals with that, with what he did to Milah and how some deeds should not go unpunished. And Killian, my God, he’s the one to give f’ing Rumple what he deserves, and like I said, it’s just so satisfying to read. The ending is all shades of bittersweet but also fitting and so moving!

  • You Can Wrap Your Arms Around Me -  @amagicalship
    Smutish post 521 o/s. This was one of the first pieces of CS fanfic I read and it is still one of my favs after a re-read this week! This is just such an intimate moment between them! the kind of moment I want SO MUCH to happen in canon! It’s perfect and extremely well written!

  • Locked Up -  @ive-always-been-a-pirate
    A Daddy!Killian One Shot! Oh THE CUTENESS! The little bits with little Liam are extremely precious! It’s such a little one shot but you get an incredible glimpse of what their lives are now, how much Little Liam takes after BOTH his parents! AND THEN the bits with Emma are just the cutest things in the world! and it all comes back to Tallahassee! I loved looved loved the throwbacks!

  • It’s Our Ship -  @rollyjogerjones
    Daddy!Killian One Shot! What can I say, I’m a sucker for him as a Daddy lol! But this time he’s fathering a teenage daughter —-one that is so much like him but also Emma and I swear to God, it doesn’t get any better than that! He’s such a good dad! I loved all those little bits of backstory, and just how Killian dealt with his kid’s fears! it really is just so sweet! instant fav!

  • Roger the Cat & Betty the Asshole Betta Fish -  @itsalostgirlthing
    This one right here made me grin like an idiot the whole entire time! NEIGHBORS AU! AND ROGER! He’s a charmer and i love him! Picture CS co-parenting Killian’s cat —it’s utter perfection! I died! I truly did! this one shot made me SO happy! it’s a winner from the first line to the last one! also the asshole fish! Such a great story! (OH, and Captain Swan! Killian calls Emma CAPTAIN SWAN! I went to heaven at that one, I swear lol!))

  • Fair Fight -  @laschatzi
    NEVERLAND!! Missing scene kind of fic. Words can not describe how much I loved this! Killian polishing Emma’s sword fighting skills! and it’s the way he did it that absolutely destroyed me! He’s so HIM in this fic! this is exactly how I would picture Killian approaching Emma about her abilities  as well as the methods he uses to teach her! this IS so perfect and in character! one of my favs reads this weekend!! :)

  • White Picket Fence” -  @shipping-goggles
    This is a bit of 5B canon divergence. It’s such a sweet thing! the conversation between Emma and Killian is honest and you get to see those little bits of insecurities they are still dealing with, but, you know, they are together, so it’s just nice to see them have an open conversation about their future and just how that future’s gonna look like! also, it points out the resemblance of Emma’s dark!one home (CS HOME!) with a castle, which I have to admit, I never stop to consider, but I can see so see it! great story!! :)

  • Impression Soleil Levant -  @captain-emmajones
    Neighbors AU meets “I’m your kid’s K-teacher, nice to meet you!” It’s THE best! can you just picture Killian as these little kids’ teacher, all perfectly polished, with the crazy PTA moms drooling on him all the while he only has eyes for Emma???? yeah, I can too! I LOVED THIS! The little bit with Killian reading the kids was almost TOO much! SO CUTE!

Next weekend (hopefully SUNDAY! lol) I’ll dive in properly in cs au week fics and rec my favs!! :) I haven’t yet contributed to cs au week, but I’m planning to have something up Day 6 & 7 (hopefully!)

For now, here’s the one story I did post this week(last week shush lol),
                             “Always”
It is my take on a so needed CS quiet moment plus how I think a proposal between those two should go down! ;)


AND, that is it for now lovelies! Hope you all have an awesome week! Also, HAPPY CS AU WEEK! keep on reading all the goodies! it’s sooo much fun! this fandom is so active and talented it makes my heart happy! :) <33

Cock is one of my favorite tastes. Not only that, but balls smell amazing. It makes me go a little crazy on it to be honest. Like, I cannot get it far enough down my throat to be satisfied. I’m only satisfied when I feel those intense, powerful, salty, hot pumps of cum down my throat. When I sit back on my heels, look up at you with cum all over my mouth and slobber running down my neck, hair all fucked up and wipe my mouth with the back of my arm and ask you if I did a good job and you cannot even speak because I’ve drained all of your energy out the tip of your dick….. That’s when I’m satisfied.

I’ve had a few “episodes” I get suicidal and depressed often and I have been a little ball of crazy about things (i.e pregnancy tests)

For this reason we have decided to put off TTC, at least until I fell more normal. Jesse is disappointed but supportive as always.

Sorry if that’s why you were following me, we should be TTC again in a few months :) xxx

tyrahnees-deactivated20140730  asked:

me. also vec.

ryoga

character: hate them | don’t really care | like them | LOVE them | THEY ARE MY PRECIOUS

ship with: u mean ryoga “the bicycle” kamishiro bcuz IV, Vector, Kaito, Rio, Durbe, don’t ship it outwardly but wouldn’t object to the other Barians or Arclights. Hello IIIRyo. TronRyo would be messed up but interesting to explore in the same way DonNasch would. I mean —

Everyone. Let’s just go with Everyone. except Yuma bcuz

brotp: Yuma

general opinions:  even though Yoshida is a comeplete jerk to him in both the manga and anime you can tell he takes the most care about Ryoga’s story bcuz no one else’s personal development flows as well and was planned out to a tee like his. Even Yuma’s. And I am just an emotional mess over that fact every day.

bekutaaaa

character: hate them | don’t really care | like them | LOVE them | THEY ARE MY PRECIOUS

ship with: Nasch, IV, sometimes Yuma if done correctly

brotp: he doesn’t deserve friends

general opinions: Vector is my murderous suicidal bundle of hate and I adore him for it.

Cock is one of my favorite tastes. Not only that, but balls smell amazing. It makes me go a little crazy on it to be honest. Like, I cannot get it far enough down my throat to be satisfied. I’m only satisfied when I feel those intense, powerful, salty, hot pumps of cum down my throat. When I sit back on my heels, look up at you with cum all over my mouth and slobber running down my neck, hair all fucked up and wipe my mouth with the back of my arm and ask you if I did a good job and you cannot even speak because I’ve drained all of your energy out the tip of your dick….. That’s when I’m satisfied.

Cock is one of my favorite tastes. Not only that, but balls smell amazing. It makes me go a little crazy on it to be honest. Like, I cannot get it far enough down my throat to be satisfied. I’m only satisfied when I feel those intense, powerful, salty, hot pumps of cum down my throat. When I sit back on my heels, look up at you with cum all over my mouth and slobber running down my neck, hair all fucked up and wipe my mouth with the back of my arm and ask you if I did a good job and you cannot even speak because I’ve drained all of your energy out the tip of your dick….. That’s when I’m satisfied.