literally you are a life ruiner

AHHH

here are quite a lot of very self-indulgent and excessively poetical cyborg AU vs. medieval AU thoughts.

…………..I was writing a raymanthia AU and thinking about universe swaps (because of a certain SOMEBODY you know who you are).  So I was thinking idly about how maybe they have magic in Raymanthia but their tech is basically nil and their medical/scientific skills aren’t the most advanced and their wars are fought differently and etc. etc. etc. 

And then I thought about the different burners switching into their places in the realm and I have a lot of thoughts about Mike seeing the army his other self leads, the men who respect and admire him, and getting really emotional!   BUT THAT’S NOT THIS POST (mostly)

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In An Instant: Part Ten (END)

Summary: A romantic comedy about what happens when love literally falls through your window.

Characters: Bucky Barnes x Reader, Ash (aka me), Steve Rogers, Sam Wilson, Tony Stark

Warnings: Language, general gross cuteness, some angst, bad writing, bad storylines, possible cheating, but mostly major fluff and feels

Word Count: 1.6K

A/N: I’m finally wrapping up this series. It didn’t quite go the way I had anticipated but I enjoyed it. Thank you to all of you extremely patient people who followed along with me. I’d love to hear what you thought of the series as a whole and what I should/shouldn’t do in future series. I love you all. Special thanks to my babe, @sebbytrash, for reading through this for me. I love you.

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When you awoke that Saturday afternoon, a mere three weeks since you met the life ruiner, Bucky Barnes, your heart literally hurt. Who were you to stop a wedding? You barely knew this guy. There was nothing you could do.

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HELLO AND WELCOME TO ANOTHER THRILLING EPISODE OF:

aka Episode 95, part 2 of 3 (part 1 is here)!

Isis is recounting the time she took Malik out for an icecream once and destroyed her whole family. #oops

It started well…

Good to know the Ishtars have an actual normal way in and out of the cult-dungeon and don’t have to climb up and down the well that Pegasus et al broke in via! 

Malik gets his first ever taste of the sun…

Can you imagine how intense the Egyptian sun would be, having never seen anything brighter than candlelight? Although possibly Malik has seen sunlight coming through the well, since the moon is definitely visible from it.

Isis takes him to a town which must be really very close by. If Isis and other women from the clan do come here, which they must, I wonder if they’re noticed, the way, say, a semi-secret group of Amish people would be in a village market. Old-fashioned simple dress, archaic language, buying in bulk and leaving in a direction where there’s supposed to be nothing but ruins?

Despite this being the smallest and crappest market in northern Africa, Malik is OVERSTIMULATED and I guess we’re all just lucky she didn’t bring him to a mall. 

what now they’re fucking fairies or something? ~“of this world”~ This is your local supermarket, for all intents and purposes, and you’ve obviously been here before. But even though Isis is probably allowed to come here, she’s obviously been taught to think of herself as totally separate from these people.

But the first thing Malik does touch ~of this world~ isn’t anything flashy, it’s a magazine someone dropped…

Malik shows an admirable librarian-like quality!

And he’a absolutely fascinated by the I-have-to-presume photos in the magazine. They could be drawings. Because they ARE drawings. It’s functionally impossible for me to tell what’s supposed to be an anime-style drawing and what’s supposed to be a photograph IN an anime, except by context, and either a semi-realistic drawing OR a photograph would look “so real” next to, y’know,

Malik is enchanted by a photo (drawing?) of a man riding a motorbike, and then happens to see a different (the same??) man riding a motorbike on a live action (animated???) television program

Isis hurries him away when she realises the man at the stall with the TV is surprised that Malik is so awestruck by seeing a TV. She obviously doesn’t want him to guess that Malik has never been outside before. It’s unclear whether she knows about child protective services or not but definitely they will all be in some trouble if CPS ever found the child-torture-isolation-dungeon aka home.

She DOES know about motorbikes and TVs and stuff though! Malik asks and she tells him exactly what they all are. It’s so fascinating to me that she’s having clearly such a very different life to him, and they’re so close but she’s obviously never told him about any of these things. I imagine the women are more permissive, especially over ground, but have impressed on Isis that she mustn’t tell Malik of these things, especially when he was young. If Malik let slip something about televisions to his father, they would probably all be in trouble.

Malik’s excitement dissipates as he realises, even if he lives a long life…

And Isis stops dead

She was trying so hard to make Malik happy, to give him his wish while still protecting him from their father, and this is where she realises that maybe Malik not knowing what he’s missing was better. Now that he knows, now that he’s stood in sunshine and had a taste of possibilities, how can he ever be happy underground? He’s only 12, and she’s only 16. 

She swallows it all and puts on a smile for him.

Trying to ease the blow that they have to return so soon. She made him promise they would only be gone an hour, I think the town must be more than 20 minutes walk away.

And just all she wants is for him to be happy!

He does have amazingly effective puppy-dog eyes though… They’re both so cute! And they really ask for so little! He doesn’t even ask to keep the whole magazine - a whOLE MAGAZINE, like that would be such an outrageous demand for a 12 year old. He just wants one little reminder of the only hour of his life he didn’t spend in darkness.

And then. THIS asshole. Shows up. Just fuckin teleports right into their path so Isis almost runs right into him.

Isis, being one of the smartest people on this show, is immediately almost aggressively suspicious of This Asshole.

This Asshole tells them, nbd, their inevitable future is awash with “bloodshed and tragedy” and, oh, btw,

THIS IS JUST A LIE. HE’S JUST STARTING SHIT FOR NO GOOD REASON. YOU KNOW WHAT HE WANTS?? HE WANTS ISIS AND MALIK TO TAKE UP THE MILLENNIUM ITEMS AND GO FIND YUGI MUTOU SO THEY CAN GIVE THEIR ITEMS TO HIM AND ALSO SOME TRADING CARDS. YOU KNOW WHAT HE COULD HAVE SAID INSTEAD OF THIS?? 

“oh hi kids, don’t be alarmed or murder anyone, I’d just like to let you know your Long Foretold Destiny is here, the Pharaoh’s soul is kickin around Japan (for some reason), so it’d be just super swell if you two would inherit the mystical artifacts your family has been guarding for millennia for Just This Occasion! and pop over there to drop them off with a Mr Yugi Mutou of the Kame Game Shop, central Domino City, Japan, I’ll write down the address for you, oh, and be sure to look up a Mr Pegasus on your way, he has some trading cards you should tuck into that little Pharaoh Care Package too! hey, y’know what, I’ll walk you home to explain all this to your dad too in case he doesn’t believe you!”

or even a like

“The Great Pharaoh’s soul once more walks the Earth. Your ancient promise must soon be fulfilled. Seek the Pharaoh.”

that would probably have worked, they’re good kids. And smart. They could have stolen the Items from the shitty desk tidy and run away to Japan all together: Malik and Isis both separately found the Pharaoh, so together they definitely could have, and probably sooner!

INSTEAD:

yep that’ll probably work.

Isis insists they return home, and Malik asks for one more thing

(vrum vrum)

One moment longer in the sunshine to imagine his new wish, which he currently accepts will never come to pass:

a highly safety-conscious motorbike ride.

But when they re-enter the child-torture-dungeon, they notice something they missed on the way out…

It’s some contraption attached to the door, which Isis says she didn’t notice in the darkness as they were leaving. She must never have been out without an older relative before, and didn’t realise there was a rudimentary alarm. She immediately guesses what’s happened but it isn’t until they see Malik’s room has been trashed that Malik figures it out, and by the time they reach Rishid…

#just-child-torture-dungeon-things

And that’s where things start to slip out of Malik’s control, because with Rishid unconscious…

This mini-murderer is free to take over. That’s him CATCHING THE END OF THE WHIP BEFORE IT STRIKES HIM, btw.

One of Mr Ishtars hopefully many regrets will be that he decided to whip Rishid to unconsciousness in this particular room, because it makes it far too easy for Yami baby!Malik to claim the Rod.

And he isn’t shy about using it, pinning first his father

and then his sister to the walls.

And just straight up stabbing Mr Ishtar to death with the pointy interior of the Rod, which, you know, was a bit of a weird design choice to begin with. You really have to Work to murder anyone with any of the other Items…

(AU where Malik instead strangles Mr Ishtar with the Necklace and during Battle City Malik knows the future and Isis controls people’s minds)

He’s about to turn on Isis too, thinking Rishid dead already, but that’s when Rishid wakes up (above, pictured, Yami baby!Malik’s surprised face) and as soon as their eyes meet, Original Flavour baby!Malik resurfaces, with no memory of what just happened.

Rishid tries to protect him (this is so touching, look at Malik’s little hand on Rishid’s chest </3) but Malik sees…

He’s surprisingly upset for someone whose father, y’know, tortured him, kept him trapped underground, almost beat his brother to death, probably more than once, completely overlooks his sister, throws candles at people, etc etc. But that’s not uncommon in children who’ve been abused by their parents.

Oh yeah, and just in case the TRAUMATISED CHILDREN aren’t fucking traumatised enough…

THIS ASSHOLE

Was he POSSESSING him?? He comes right out of Mr Ishtar?? Did Shadi go tell those kids death is their future and then pop home before them to ORCHESTRATE THE DEATH?? Like Mr Abusivshtar is definitely capable of beating Rishid to within an inch of his life, Asshole possession or no, but like, why is Shadi coming out of him if he wasn’t In him??

NO IT FUCKING WASN’T YOU’RE LITERALLY THE WORST GO GET CAUGHT IN A VACUUM CLEANER YOU SPITEFUL ETHEREAL RUINER

anonymous asked:

I fall in love with trash lord Anakin Skywalker because of your art. I don't even know is it good or bad, but thank you. If someone said me "Join the dark side, we have a lot of Shorelle's art", i will join them immediately. You are wonderful person.

oh my lord, thank you so much anon! I’m so glad you fell in love with this trash lord too, IT’S TOTALLY A GOOD THING and honestly am just really honoured because Anakin Skywalker is literally the reason why I got back into drawing a few years ago!

// uses this excuse to doodle our original Space Trash King (now in eternally sassy force ghost form!!) (/¯◡ ‿ ◡)/¯ ~ ☆

Fangirls language

This is a guide for those who try to read a fangirl’s blog and understand it.

  1. “Bias” = the person you like the most
  2. “Guns” = arm muscles
  3. “I hate you” = I fucking love you but you ruin my life
  4. “Asdfghjkl” = I’m so excited I can’t write real words
  5. “I wanna punch you in the face” = another way to say you ruin my life
  6. “to ship” = from relationship, term used when you pair 2 people you would like to be together
  7. “OTP” = One True Pair, but fangirls have more than one
  8. “Life ruiner” = your bias and his talent/charm/look makes you dedicate your life to him so tha’t why he/she ruins your life
  9. “I can’t” = when you’re too fascinated by sth your bias does
  10. “What is air” = 1. when you see a hot picture/gif and you literally can’t breath; 2. when you see a funny post/picture/gif and you can’t breath bc of how much you laugh
  11. “I’m crying” = whenever your bias does sth
  12. “Ultimate bias” = that one person you will forever love no matter how many biases you already have
  13. “Are you even real?” = when you see a nice picture of your bias
  14. “Comeback” = when your favorite artist/band release a new song/album
  15. “Why are you doing this to me?” = whenever your bias do sth
  16. “Fandom” = second family

You can add more of those. 

anonymous asked:

You are my favourite blog and you obviously have good taste, so what KC blogs do you recommend KCers follow ?

*yells* thank you so much! 

I think Moni without a doubt, the keeper of fandom knowledge tbh, @joey-prue. Erika posts all the article snippets that we need to know, and she makes BEAUTIFUL edits, @eriberry89. Jo, a fanfic cover ANGEL FROM GOD, @fanfantasticworld. Angie, A GIFT TO DA WORLD @thetourguidebarbie, and her smut drabble blog @onyourkneescaroline, hilariously sometimes people don’t know she’s both.

Cristy, the fanfic author of MY SOUL @misssophiachase, she has like a plethora of fics and listen—I’m not even exaggerating when I say I both read, and UTTERLY LOVE EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM. GO FOLLOW HER, AND THEN GO READ ALL HER FICS, ALL OF EM.

My fangirl partner, and ruins lives with drabbles, also ace detective Kaitlyn, @she-walked-away.

If you want like 50/50 TO/Klaroline, Syd is without a doubt one @mydarlingklaus, as is Mimi who makes a bunch of gif sets for TO/Klaroline, @shekissedklaus.

Of course the literal gifts to humanity, that I thank da lord everyday chose to BLESS US WITH THEIR WITCHCRAFT, @parallel-outlines and formerly niklausxcaroline, but currently @seriouslyinlove. Truly, these two, ruin my life weekly. 

All these lovelies @accidental-rambler, @purestheartslove, @leeloships, @klarolinessecondbreakfast, @lynyrdwrites, @klarolineforevermine, @austennerdita2533 life-ruiners every single one of em, but you’ll love em for it. Edits, drabbles, reaction posts, EVERYTHING THESE LADIES PROVIDE, AND THEY ARE GLORIOUS.  

Paula, @howeverlongs. Who when you make her read a book series that causes her pain, she’ll go and make a Klaroline gif set inspired, or worse paralleled by whatever pain she suffered in whatvever she was recommended. Do not recommend her books, because she will make a Klaroline gif set with some heart-wrenching quote from the book ship, AND IT WILL HURT. She’s super nice, but she’s also like 100% evil, go follow her tho. 

Caroline stan extraordinaire @goldcaught, who makes such lovely edits on top of her imminent vow to fight anyone in the name of Caroline Forbes. Make no mistake, she loves Klaroline, but she’s here for Caroline. Don’t fight her, she’ll win. 

My partners in crime/intimates/fellow hate blogs/charmed one’s, hollaaaaaa @hellsbellschime and @jonsnowbitch. They’re lovely to discuss with, for some reason Jenn’s lovely to troll with? Idk, she get’s trolled the most out of the three of us for some reason. They discuss as much as I do and they’re some BOMB ASS LADIES, WHO I LOVE VERY MUCH.

And last but certainly not least, follow the legit life saver @klarolinefanficdirectory, and the magazine, @klarolinemag.

And truthfully scrolling through the tag is always a good bet, the majority of the fandom is wonderful, and you’ll have no hard time finding people to follow

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Oh my god how have I not heard more of OneRepublic’s stuff YOU ARE SO RIGHT and also i’m so sorry but this is literally also my reaction to hearing any lyrics about Being On FIIIIIIRE

(one of the things i’ve noticed is that “I’m on FIRE” and “I can’t breathe” metaphors are in pretty much every second song ever. IT IS CONVENIENT BUT ALSO PAINFUL)

idk what Anakin is doing but he probably has enough feelings to break into an epic Disney solo.

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“Cobie is the perfect combination of all things that a woman should be. She’s gorgeous, she’s funny, she’s Canadian – which makes her chill and like, nice and grounded. She’ll be the one that brings like nine coffees in the morning to all the make-up and hair women when she arrives, and we’re all like ‘really Cobie? You’re that awesome that you just make us all look bad’. And she means it, she doesn’t do it for agenda; she doesn’t do it because she wants anything. She’s just always nice.” (Neil Patrick Harris about Cobie Smulders)

anonymous asked:

yo okay okay so yo alright is it bad that i'm like low-key in love with arnett, while i obviously know it's just a celebrity crush or whatever? i feel like such a 12 year old but my GOD the guy is just... you know? help me out man, i don't know why i'm beating myself up over this so much, i need reassurance and i figured i'd go to the guy with literally the guy's name as their URL

I’m glad you came to me omg. Basically you’re screwed. I’ve been having ridiculously intense celebrity crushes since 13 and it just doesn’t stop and it doesn’t get better. But we can be miserable pinning after him together and find some comfort in that we’re not alone in this. William is a life ruiner and you’re not at fault. The guy is completely unfair, writing shows where he’s shown almost completely naked and fucking people. 

Alrighty, it’s time for another rendition of ‘Stephanie gets emotional’. Haven’t done one in a while, but I had been meaning to do this and kinda figured right before my little hiatus would be a good time. 

So this happened a few weeks ago, 

First and foremost, thank you! Thank you soooo much to everyone who chose to follow me all the way back when I was a rambly mess, and have continued to follow me, as well as everyone who chooses to follow me now. I know I always call my best friend a life-ruiner for having made me watch TVD, but truly I couldn’t be more grateful—Samantha, if you ever read this, I was hacked—because her urging me to watch TVD mid-way through S2, is eventually how I found Klaroline, and subsequently all of you!

I made this blog the day after 3x14 aired, February 10th, 2012. And it’s been quite literally one of the greatest decisions I’ve ever made??? I don’t think I ever anticipated this blog being what it is now, and talking to so many of you as I do, but it has been the most wonderful experience, and I’m sooo grateful to be here amongst you guys. I always will be. 

Thank you for welcoming me so long ago, and for making this fandom such an incredible place, so much so that I never more than once pondered stepping away. And the one time I did, all of you and my anon’s would not yield and only further planted my feet here, cemented my feet, actually. 

This blog has spanned through so many different stages? From when I used to psycho-analyze everything, to my angry rants phase, to my meta phase, to my now frequent ask-answering phase, plus my TO live-blog, thank youuuuu for letting and helping me shift this blog into what it is now. 

And my anon’s, thank you lovelies for always coming by to discuss with me! Thank you for valuing, and seeking my opinion on anything that crosses your minds. It means the world to me, and please always know that so long as you wanna talk, I’ll always be here to answer. 

This fandom has had such a wild ride, and one that’ll continue. We’ve had fun times, and some real crappy one’s, but this fandom has prevailed each and every time, and I’ve been so lucky to have been here to witness every stage of it, and intend to see all our future one’s till the very, absolute end. 

I remember like losing my chill when I got 100 followers, and now I have over 7,000. All I’ve ever wanted was to do my part, thank you to everyone for letting me do that in the way that I have. I love all of you, and viva la klaroline, fam. 

Oh little prince.
If only you had loved me back.

I saved you from the seas -
could you not tell?
Why did you believe the false princess?
I could not speak, but my dancing feet told a pretty story.

Oh little prince.
Do you know what happened next?
I died of a broken heart, quite literally.
I became the very same sea which almost took you.
You, my ruiner.

Oh little prince.
You should’ve stayed to watch.

They tell other stories of my birth.
In one, they say I was born of Ouranos,
bred from the blood and hate his son spilt.

Does that sound familiar?
Guess what gave me life.

Anger, fury, savagery, frenzy.

Do you now know why I’m the goddess of love?
(I prefer to think of it as heartbreak. Are they not synonyms?)
What good does love do?
Look at Ariadne. Look at Medea.
Hearts so wide they could encompass a whole sea, and for what?
Ares loves war for war itself, and look where the world is.

Do you know why I’m the goddess of love?
The world has not been good to me.
I want to watch it burn.

—  In which The Little Mermaid becomes Aphrodite, v.g
Apodyopsis (Charles Xavier x reader)

Apodyopsis - act of mentally undressing someone

So yeah, my first drabble ever. Please don’t be harsh people :’)


               You remember meeting Charles as if it were yesterday. The man just oozed with this boyish charm that easily caught your heart. It’s been a few months now that you have been living in the Xavier mansion and the things started being a little more complicated. Long story short, you have fallen head over heels for Charles Xavier and you knew you were basically doomed to one-sided love.

You were lying in your bed going through the afternoon’s training over and over again. Charles touching your hand gently, encouraging you to do your best, locking his baby blue eyes with you, smiling happily… You sighed turning in your bed and hiding your face in the pillow just to scream silently.  Damn you, Charles Xavier, you life ruiner! On top of that, his today’s lilac V-neck sweater literally knocked you off your feet. It just suited him so well! You couldn’t help but steal glances of his neck, his chest, his stomach, his… STOP, you’re making things even worse. You furrowed your brows as Charles’ image couldn’t just leave your head. You took a deep breath as your mind took you further than you had actually wanted. You started pulling this damn sweater up in your head, revealing his slim body. You traced a finger down his collarbone admiring each and every milimetre of his pale skin. Your hand went down caressing his flat stomach and feeling his well-developed muscles. You smirked to yourself as you reached to his belt…

And then you heard someone clearing his throat. You jumped out of your bed squinting your eyes to see anything in darkness.

-          May I ask you what you are doing, love?

‘Charles…’

-          N-nothing – you stuttered trying to collect your thoughts. – What are YOU doing here in the middle of the night? Knocking would also be quite nice of you as well, Charles.

-          I knocked but you were in a different dimension, I believe – you heard a soft chuckle. – I tried to fall asleep but your mind is just so loud.

-          W-what do you mean? – your cheeks were literally on fire right now.

-          Basically, you were screaming, screaming in my mind. And the things I saw… - Charles lowered his voice sending shivers down your spine. – Well, I must admit they were quite enjoyable to witness.

You held your breath as you heard his wheelchair coming in your direction. You didn’t have to wait long to see his face and eyes investigating you thoroughly. Damn, you were completely screwed. He knew. You lost your closest friend just because of these silly feelings you had towards him.

Charles titled his head as his lips contorted into a crooked smile.

-          (Y/N), darling, would you please start breathing? I don’t want you to pass out in a moment like this.

-          I.. I mean… Yeah… I suppose so – you couldn’t look at him anymore so you averted your eyes to the wall behind him. – Charles… I… Darn it. I am so sorry. I know…

-          No, you don’t. You don’t know anything, love. Look at me, please.

You blinked but did as he asked.  His face had this serious look, which made you freeze in spot unable to do or say anything. In this very moment Charles reached to his shoulders and pulled his sweater off and threw it on the floor. You gasped as he took your hand and put it on his chest. You started caressing his skin just as you imagined but the feeling was different. You smiled softly when you heard his heart was beating as fast as yours.

-          The truth is, love, I adore you – Charles sounded pretty determined. – I don’t know if you accept a man that I am now, but I can promise I will do everything in my powers to make you happy. You made me your slave, (Y/N) (Y/L/N).

You were not able to say a word. Instead, you chose to sit on his lap and hug him as tight as humanly possible. You breathed in his gentle scent of books and cologne. Then, you pulled away a bit and kissed him with all the passion that you have gathered since you met him. When you two broke off, neither of you could catch a breath. Charles put some of your hair behind your ear and cupped your cheek.

-          I take it as a yes – he said finally.

-          I have always belonged to you, Charles Xavier – you whispered.

-          So have I to you, love. Now… That being said, may I ask you for something?

-          Anything – you answered without hesitation and watched him smirk.

-          Before I came, your mind made a couple of interesting pictures. Care to explore the subject? – Charles winked making the butterflies in your belly even more restless.

-          I guess I can show you some pretty, little tricks, sir – you winked back and pecked him on a cheek.

-          That’s my girl.

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Happy birthday, Salie!  I remember how surprised I was when you started following me. I wasn’t expecting that because your blog is beyond amazing and I’ve always admired you. But anyway… congratulations, sweetheart! I’ve already told you that but let me remind you again the reason why I’m in this mess called Diamond no ace: YOU. But I have no regrets, honestly. This manga/anime was literally one of the best things that ever happened to me in a while. I’ve never read/watched anything like it, so of course I had to give you this little treat. Life ruiner numero uno, like you’re always saying. I really hope you have a blast because you’re one of those people who deserves the best of what life has to offer. So enjoy every little moment to the fullest, you’re really incredible. Again, don’t forget to smile! I love you, stay awesome. ♥

anonymous asked:

Muck fusion (gem or otherwise idc) is just always hugging himself.

I could literally just draw fusions all day haha gem or human I have SUCH A WEAKNESS you guys

HE JUST LOVES HIMSELF SO MUCH <3 <3 <3

If someone had said to me 2 years ago, ‘hey u know that group exo?’ and I would be like, ‘yeah, the group that has Kai and Lay and i literally don’t care about them beyond those two guys’? and they would be like, ‘yeah that group. in the future you’re gonna spend an inordinate time thinking lusty things bout the tall one with the ears’

I WOULD HAVE CACKLED IN THEIR FUCKING FACE


but here we are

A few Everlark fanfic recs

Hey folks! So I’ve been on the road and have been able to catch up on some Everlark fan fiction while I’m out and about. I’m sure that most of these fics fall under the “old school”/where-the-hell-has-Caryn-been-at category, but I wanted to give a shout out to the stories and their authors because they’re amazing (and they’ve kept me the best company on the road). Note, most of these are fairly explicit, with the exception of the first entry. Thanks for writing these stories, gals. I still can’t believe I get to read all this FOR FREE.

One Everywhere by iamseemaree (this merges two of my favorite things, THG and a sci-fi conceit. You’ll tear through it and demand more. If you’re a fan of Katniss protecting Peeta, and what monster isn’t, then you’ll love this. I did. I won’t be the devil and demand more, but then again I am the devil and am demanding more). 

Refuel, Restore, Realign by jennagill (I can’t wait for the next chapter. That cliffhanger! I’m still rolling on the floor).

Kitty Ranch by dianaflynn22 (I call this one “the life ruiner” because there is literally nothing you will want to do except devour it. I can literally feel my heart squeezing to death as I read it. I’m a sucker for someone exploring the dark side of Peeta, and DJ nails it. And the way she adapts canon quotes, details, and plots? Top-notch).

The Education of Katniss Everdeen by muttpeeta (the unfinished sequel to The Education of Peeta Mellark, and honestly, even though it’s just three chapters it’s pretty satisfying to see what happens after Peeta takes out that belt. ;p).

Evergreen by titania522 (this has got to be the sweetest, most loving smut I’ve ever read. And brilliantly written. The prose are magnifique). 

Wrong Number by allhailthehutch (this is an ongoing series featuring widower!Peeta reconnecting with his old classmate Katniss after he accidentally sends her a text message. Grab a Kleenex and hold on). 

And an honorable mention to joshs-left-earlobe for The Cat and the Lion. It’s not Everlark- it’s Josh Hutcherson RPF. I don’t typically read RPF, but the heroine is fictional. And oh how you’ll love her. I though this story was so cleverly structured and well-executed. And joshs-left-earlobe did an amazing job exploring what it would be like to have your one-night-stand with an anonymous masked hottie blossom into a relationship with a young celebrity.

Up next on the docket: Reviving Romance by dandelion-sunset

So if you’re new to the fanfic thingamajig like I am, be sure to check these stories out. <3

Exo reacting to you being too lazy to study

Baekhyun: Tries his best to help you out by reading the pages you need to learn to you. Poor kiddo has no idea you are just listening to his beautiful voice and that you have no idea what he is even talking about. When he catches on he kinda smacks you with the book and demands payment since you only use him for his voice. You just cuddle him and tell him “well sorry I don’t have enough money to ever make us even” and he’d roll his eyes and kinda grin at your cheesy compliment before his hands wander down your body and he tells you with feigned innocence that he wasn’t really talking about money (and who even needs to study? ( you. the answer is you, as mr. sexy bedroom eyes here tells you))

Originally posted by pangguk

Suho: He is good at persuading people. Like…frighteningly good? The thing is, when he gives you a talk (along with a hot drink and some chocolate- thank you, best boyfriend that ever existed) he is a mixture between stern and understanding, pushing you to get your stuff done and making you want to actually do it. (but honestly; that was kind of obvious before, wasn’t it? After all, he needs to convince Kai to get up in the morning and D.O. to not murder the others…)

Originally posted by qrishan

Sehun: When you make sarcastic comments about how stupid this is and how boring and how fucking useless, he just kinda joins in and both of you end up bitching about whatever it is you have to learn. It’s actually really really funny, and eventually you just don’t study. But in your test all the hilarious sarcastic comments he made come back to you and you   somehow … can … remember ..stuff?? So you just sit there, kinda chuckling to yourself as you imagine his stupid comments while answering the questions. (You almost have a perfect score; but your teacher was kinda pissed at the part where you had to write your own opinion? Well, sike bitch.) 

Originally posted by vane-sky948861

Xiumin: For some weird reason, Xiumin is kinda good at everything you suck at. Opposites attract and stuff. So whenever you whine about how hard something is he just goes “what? Come on, it really isn’t!” And well, fuck you, too, you gifted asshole who really doesn’t need the talent. He just laughs, draws you into his lap and he might lock you there with his arms as he explains it to you. You’re kinda trying to be mad and to not listen to him … but damn, he is right, this isn’t that hard!

(you’ve been blessed by the minseok of wisdom, thanks homie)

Originally posted by sehontop


Kris: When you’re like: ‘Honestly why should I even do this?’ he just goes: ‘Damn right! I mean, why would you need to study? Or a job? Or be independent? Woman, let me take care of you, bare my children and let’s become one of those terrible old boring couples who just fight all the time and only stick together because they have no other possibilities.’ You just stare at him for a second before you go: ‘Well, fuck you. And the fact that you’re always right.’ He’d just kind of chuckle, ruffle your hair and press a quick kiss to your cheek before he let’s you get back to studying.

Originally posted by pangguk

D.O.: Surprisingly, he pretty much doesn’t care whether you study or not. After all, it’s your business, right? So he wouldn’t really try to convince you to study- but he himself isn’t on the lazy side, so that you eventually get really frustrated with how unproductive and lazy  you feel next to him. He doesn’t really understand why you blame him, and could you please stop hitting him with this textbook he is literally just sitting here and reading the script for his new movie?!

Originally posted by missdyoo


Chen: When you mention to him that you should be learning, he immediately goes into his teasing-annoying-incredibly funny-asshole mode.  Would basically just keep poking you until you threaten to bite him/ rip of his fingers if he doesn’t leave you alone. He’d answer something terribly stereotypical and wink at you like “oh but we both know that those fingers made you quite happy last night” and you just groan and fake-die. He’d chuckle and lean down to kiss you, murmuring between little pecks how you should just learn and later on he’ll use his fingers for other things. You’re kind of dying with embarrassment and laughter by now, as everybody near you flees (’gross, get a room you two!’ ~ quote by Park Chanyeol) but it actually does the deal to get you to study

Originally posted by jongdeer

also i died while looking for this picture.. ultimate bias struggles

Kai: He doesn’t understand anything but is really impressed and proud. You try to tell him that well, you don’t really know anything but he just keeps showing off to the members about ‘look how smart my girlfriend is! How does she like me? She is hot and smart and funny, and please don’t ditch me just because you win a Nobel prize or something’. You end up studying because you can’t let him down, can you?

*i think I found myself a cheerleader starts playing in the distance*

Originally posted by iamlatinaandilovekpop


Lay: He would do his best to help, really. But well… he really doesn’t, because you have to explain every little detail to him and it just- wait…you kinda get it now? After explaining it to him it kinda makes sense in your head? (He is still very confused, tho)

Originally posted by laygion


Tao: When you text him that you SHOULD be studying right now he tries to convince you, but you’re rather stubborn. Eventually he would just go: “hey, remember that one book/ necklace/ vacation you always wanted? Well, guess who just ordered it and is willing to gift it to you if you get your work done.” …damn you, your money and the fact you know that I can’t resist this offer, mister 

Originally posted by baek-tao-the-future


Luhan: He would be like: “Hey, how about you just get this done and then you get a little reward for it?” (*wink, wink*) and you’d shrug and pout before asking if you couldn’t like, be rewarded in advance? He bows down with a sigh to press a kiss to your forehead and whoops, you have really no idea how exactly you ended up making out in his lap. Luhan as a study motivator scores a whooping 0/10. Wouldn’t recommend. (very good at like…literally everything else, though. especially the making out part)

Originally posted by wooyoung


Chanyeol: Is really enthusiastic about helping you.  Whenever you can’t remember something he comes up with a little melody, a rhyme or a rap to help you remember it. Sounds lame, but the thing is; they are really catchy. So you find yourself humming chemical reactions while you are driving, in the shower or cooking. It’s pretty helpful, but also so annoying. And you aren’t the only one; Chanyeol keeps singing them, too and they get stuck in everybody’s head. Eventually you just could’ve send every exo member to that test, because literally all of them do know that stuff by heart. Also, you and Baekhyun might be staging an intervention, because by now you rather would have failed than singing about lithium, sodium and iron all.fucking.day.

Originally posted by happyvirus

That last one. Curtsy to the amazing @life-ruiners, whatsapp and me actually being too lazy to study. (also check out her one post about yoongi i died okay)

Also sorry for taking so long to update, but for the first time in my life i’m actually trying to study and stuff. Graduation is a bitch. 

Anyways, here is my masterlist, here is the mobile version, and here you can send me asks and requests. or just send me a direct message. (I’m still bored 24/7 because by tomorrow I’ll probably choose tumblr over school again.)

xo, Elly

Wholigan Doodle #32

‘I’m cooking..(Hot Me)
Not raping..(Blue eyes)
Just looking..(You got me)
Not gaping..(No lies)

….

Babe I’m gonna woo ya
I’m gonna get you anyway
Girl I’m gonna do ya
I’m gonna get you anyway’

- Pete Townshend (Gonna Get Ya, Empty Glass album, 1980)

*ultra heavy breathing*

Literally, I got a slight fever after reading the lyrics of his song… And I’ve got an urge to draw something daring about him.. HHHHHHHHHHHKLJIHSUAJHJ