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BEE MOVIE STUFF: the cc nobody asked for and nobody wanted

200 followers!! thank you guys so much! it doesn’t seem like much but for me it’s a big deal. to thank you kind people for following me, here is the best cc on this website.

download merged set here. make sure to download the mesh for the shirt

barry’s shirt: download here

- ok FIRST OF ALL, i know i didn’t include the stripe on the neck, i tried too but i couldn’t make it work because i suck at everything

- YOU NEED THE MESH BY @waekey. find it here. i also cheated a bit and used @bonehlda‘s recolor to save time. both the original and the recolor are very pretty (much nicer than this mess) and i love them so much!!

barry’s shoes: download here

- this literally took me 5 minutes it looks so bad

- recolored & converted the male low tops to female. they’re compatable for males, just turn off the masculine tag

jikook au!bowling

ok some of you request me an AU jikook at bowling so here we go! 

  • “come with uuuus” “No Tae, i have literally many things to do”. Taehyung was disappointed. He knew that Jimin didn’t say the truth. The only reason why his bestfriend didn’t want to go at bowling with all of them it was because of course if there’s Yoongi, there’s Jungkook too, Yoongi’s younger brother. And when you just put Jimin and Jungkook into a sentences together, all you can have it’s just a looong competitive argued from all the teases that the younger gives to the elder. “Is because there will be Jungkook too?” “Of course not.” 
  • Night was going well. At the end Taehyung managed to convince his bestfriend. Well…convince is such a big word. For half an hour Taehyung teased Jimin because “I can’t believe Jiminie is avoiding Jungkook-ah because he’s afraid to lose”. It didn’t take too much but Jimin was already ready in 2 minutes.”Jiminie you brat, we still have to go in 5 hours”. 
  • Night was going well. After an hour Jungkook and Yoongi finally arrived. “Why are you two late??” asked Tae holding his lucky BBB (as he likes to call lucky black bowling ball)  “Ask to this idiot” Yoongi just rolled his eyes looking at his brother who didn’t say nothing yet. 
  • “I thought Jiminie is not coming” “I am hyung for you, Jungkook-ah!” “Yeah, whatever” “at least i’m not the one who arrived late!” “but now i’m here. I’d never lose the chance to see you, i mean your bowling skill” Jungkook teased with a smirk on his face. “okay okay, you two stop acting like child and come to play!”
  • Jimin can’t help but still think of the i’d never lose the chance to see you’s Jungkook. He thought what the hell was supposed to mean. It wasn’t the first time that the younger said something like that. Jimin’s face became totally red just with one though and Taehyung looked at him asking with a glance, as if they were telepathic, if he was okay. Of course Jimin wasn’t okay, just the though of that makes him wanna scream like hell no.
  • Everyone was having fun. Hoseok’s scream echoed into the whole room, Namjoon and Yoongi laughing at the stupidity of Taehyung and Jin was busy taking pictures of his precious friends with his lovely polaroid.
  • Jungkook’s score was already 135. Jimin’s score was still 35. Okay maybe it wasn’t his lucky night or maybe it was just the fact that he was never lucky with bowling and stuff.
  • Jimin was so confused. When he failed to strikes he could see the smirk on Jungkook’s face, oh that brat, he’s probably enjoying this moment. And when Jungkook strikes, Jimin could see the taller boy turning around to look at him for a minute with a smile-not-smirk on his face like he dedicated the strikes for him, how absurd was that situation. 
  • Jimin sucks at bowling and things get worse when he started to focus on Jungkook’s body. WHAT ARE YOU THINKING YOU IDIOT LORD IS WATCHING YOU, he said to himself but oh, those pair of skinny jeans fits so well Jungkook’s thighs, that plan white shirt where Jimin could even see his abs and the sweats scrolling slowly on his forehead..Jimin bit his lips. 
  • Jungkook caught the shorty boy starring him. He smiled at him again, like it was the 374923 times and then winked at him. He didn’t even know why he winked at him and he swear, he saw Jimin’s checks totally covered by a red color. It was cute tho. Jimin was cute.
  • It was Jimin turn again and how he predicted, the first strike just hit 4 skittles. It wasn’t his fault, his concentration really flew away and he was tensed, literally tensed. “Jiminie!” he could hear Jungkook’s voice from his behind as the boy walked over Jimin’s position. “Jungkook-ah is gonna make fun of him, mark those words” Hoseok and Taehyung said at the same time laughing. Jimin was ready to scolded them turning in his face but he felt a hand on his wrist and another hand on his hip and suddenly blocked himself when he smell Jungkook’s scent from his back. 
  • It took 5 minutes for Jimin to realize that Jungkook was holding him, teaching him how to pose and how to move. It took literally 5 minutes for Jimin to realize that Jungkook just whispered into his ears with a calm and deep voice that it took all his strengths to not collapse in front of everyone.  
  • “..and then you just let go your hands. Get it?” Jungkook whispered with a calm voice. Jimin really tried to focus, indeed he finally strikes all the skittles. The only problem was that “it’s getting hot, don’t you think Tae?” “no, actually i feel cold..brrrrrr” Taehyung said rubbing his hands on his arms to warm himself. 
  • Night was going well, it was late and everyone was tired ready to return to their home. But before Jimin could walk away, a strong hand hold his arms. “Don’t ever think that i smirked for all this time just because you suck at bowling. It was good having a nice view of your ass in front of my eyes” Jungkook whispered into his ears so no one could listen. “Goodnight Jiminie!” and then Jungkook walked over him to make his way at home with his brother Yoongi.
  • Jimin froze for a moment incapable to say something and blinked twice. “….I’M HYUNG FOR YOU!” he screamed literally red all over his face, blushing like no one. 
  • Jimin and Taehyung walked to their apartment  that they share together. The short one was feeling so hot that he refused to put his jacket on. The tall one was feeling cold..but not cold at all. “Is that Yoongi-hyung jacket? Why have you got his jacket?” Jimin asked after noticed the black jacket that his bestfriend was wearing. “What Jungkook whispered to you before?” Taehyung asked avoiding his bestfriend question. They didn’t say anything but just blushed because oh is the two bestfriends start having a crush for the two hot brothers?

bonus 

  • “Are you come with me or not?” Yoongi asked to Jungkook. “Taehyung said that Jiminie won’t come so i guess no?” he said obviously. “But look, Taehyung just texted me and say that Jimin will come” Yoongi walked into Jungkook’s bed showing his conversation with Taehyung. Jungkook frown “Did you just really saved Tae’s contact with a heart, hyung?” 

i am drunk.

and i want to say something.

i love all the antis. especially the ones who are in the gc. they all are so funny and beautiful. i have enjoyed so much all the time i have been with them. and also, i love aaron dingle and rebecca white and liv flaherty so much. they all are gay and i love them.

i am gay too btw. just wanted to say that.

also i am drunk and it has taken me like 5 minutes to write this bc im too drunk but i don’t wanna make typos.

but seriously, as epic it was to meet all of the guests at FT5 this year (and it was!), we need to stop and really appreciate how truly and deeply amazing Elliot Knight was through the entire weekend

like, dude just delivered for a whole two days, to the point where it almost became a meme among people of the con because his lines were 1930929810 times longer and slower than anybody else’s for photo ops and autographs since the guy literally took 5 minutes to chat with everyone and be overall the nicest, more caring person I’ve ever met in my life

he was so careful to make every fan meeting matter and to both be seen as a person and making sure to see his fans as people that it was just amazing to be around him and to look at/hear him laugh even when you were queueing for someone else in the same room

(also he was a sweetheart during out meet&greet and thought that #merlOUT was hilarious) (imagine your puns being validated like that I’m living)

anyway what I’m saying is that Elliot totally 100% deserved his standing ovation during the closing ceremony and he should get all the nice things because homeboy deserves the world and made himself fans for life this weekend by just fucking smiling and hugging and having the cutest giggle ever

Everyone always makes jokes about libras being unable to answer simple questions without knowing how the other person would answer first (that post where someone’s like “hey how are you” libra goes idk how are you? Person says fine and libra says Oh I’m fine too). Anyways I never really fully understood it until the other day I asked my libra dom (Mercury Venus 5h) friend if he liked crunchy or smooth peanut butter better, and I’ve never seen someone struggle so much with that question in my entire life LMAO he tried to get me to say what MY favorite was and I was like lmao no way I asked first! It literally took him at least 5 minutes to answer fjfjfjgiiffijffhfbb

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137/365 - When it’s 3am but your brain decides that you have to do something fancy with your hair because you just do and it won’t let you sleep until you do.

Okay.

illustration © attack on titan: lost girls by seko hiroshi

a very merry late christmas to attackthekilljoy! ta-dah, i’m your secret santa. i wasn’t sure what you wanted, so i hope this graphic isn’t too disappointing. i hope you had a great holiday!

anonymous asked:

Do learn Korean, it's one of those seems hard but is really easy languages. I believe in you, and those haters can suck it (in Korean). Heheheehe.

I’m actually currently learning it, and you’re right, it’s surprisingly easier than I thought (especially the writing system, it literally took me 5 minutes to learn how to read it). The only downside is, I only have one friend with whom I can practice/learn with, so I’m not making as much progress as I wish I was making.

(If anyone is wondering, yes, this is an invitation for people who can speak Korean - even a little bit - to come talk to me so we can practice together, ahah)

Pls help the poor language nerd that I am

anonymous asked:

Since you consider The Last as canon, then that also means you agree that Hinata possess Hamura's chakra which means that with it she is leagues above Sakura and considering Boruto has both Hago and Hamu chakra while Sarada only has Hago's chakra and a diluted bloodline, that doesn't make Sarada any stronger than Boruto is. Also the manga always hypes clans and genetics to make individuals relevant. Also Himawari can one shot sarada and Sakura easily

Goodness gracious this ask is so misinformed it literally took me 5 minutes to even know where to begin.

I’ll start from here:

The first bit of severe misinformation - Hamura giving Hinata some of his chakra didn’t augment her battle prowess or abilities during combat in the slightest. The only thing it did was give her the ability to destroy the Tenseigan, that’s it. It didn’t make her a stronger or a more capable fighter at all. So no Anon, Hinata having Hamura’s chakra doesn’t make her “leagues” above Sakura; it means literally nothing. 

The second bit of severe misinformation - Boruto doesn’t have Hagoromo’s chakra, nor does he have Hamura’s, and Sarada doesn’t have Hagoromo’s chakra either. They each have the blood of their parents, not the chakra that was given to them by someone else. Geez man where on earth are you getting these things from? A person is born with their own chakra signatures, they’re not transferred from parent to offspring. Clan’s have similar signatures so they can be identified as clans, but there are still differences that enable sensory ninjas like Muu and Karin to be able to identify individuals.

I also love how you took a little side jab at Sarada by saying that she has a “diluted bloodline”, when not only did the apparent dilution have no affect on her prowess during combat whatsoever, but that also implies that you think you can only be great if you come from a clan with a powerful bloodline limit. Do I really need to list all the incredible ninjas who hailed from clans of no prestige at all? Because guess what? Sakura is one of those people.

The third bit of severe misinformation - When did I ever say anything about how their clans, or their bloodline limits, or even the chakra from their ancestors (which they don’t possess), had any effect on their efficiency in battle? I didn’t. Sarada has been shown to be Boruto’s equal in all things. The only thing that separates them are their individual stats, and according to those, Sarada has Boruto beaten in every category apart from dexterity.

The fourth bit of severe misinformation - If you honestly believe that Himawari can one shot Sarada and Sakura easily, then I don’t know what to say. The Hokage one shot was a comical scene and wasn’t meant to be taken seriously. Unless you really believe that Himawari would still be able to easily knock Naruto out in a serious contest. Naruto, Sasuke and Sakura are the new Sannin Anon; Himawari is a toddler. I shouldn’t have to clarify this.