literally the only human being i care about

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jackgilinsky: i don’t care what anyone says, this girl is the love of my life. i can’t imagine a world without her. it doesn’t matter what i’m going thru, she somehow knows exactly what to do to make me smile at any given moment. she is my very best friend & knows literally every little thing about me. i’m telling u this girl is special. not only is she the most gorgeous human being i have ever laid my eyes on, but she has the kindest heart of anyone i have ever met. she’s the type of person who puts herself second to everyone else. i’ve only known her for about 3 years, but those 3 years feel like a lifetime. she has taught me so much & i continue to learn from her every day. madison elle beer i love you with all of my heart & pray that i get to call u mine forever. you are the reason i go to sleep with a smile on my face. please never ever change. i can’t wait to see what u do over these next few years & u better know i’ll be there for u every step of the way. no matter how rocky the road may get. you are my soulmate. HAPPY 18TH. hope it was the best one yet. p.s. i’m sorry i posted a video of you sleeping. i hope u can forgive me. i love you. i’m gonna spoon u now. goodnight.

anonymous asked:

What did Dumbledore do that makes him a bad person? It's been a while since I've read the series and I'm curious.

Dumbledore is literally the scum between my toes

  • LEAVES A 1YO CHILD ON A DOORSTEP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT LIKE ‘OH NVM THEYLL FIND HIM IN THE MORNING LOL’
  • knows good and well how the dursleys are abusing and neglecting harry and just LETS THE SITUATION CONTINUE even though we see in the fifth book that he has the power to stop it (the ‘remember my last letter’). he lets harry be LOCKED UP IN A CUPBOARD and abused for ten years both because of the ””protection”’ privet dr has for harry (don’t worry, it’s only at the cost of his emotional and mental wellbeing, it’s all good) and because he WANTS harry to fall in love with the wizarding world, like voldemort did, like snape did, because it will make him easier to manipulate
  • GROOMS HARRY TO BECOME A PERSON WHO WILL WILLINGLY DIE FOR ””’THE GREATER GOOD””
  • PURPOSEFULLY WITHOLDS INFORMATION FROM HARRY AND KEEPS HIM UNINFORMED SO HE’LL DO WHAT DUMBLEDORE WANTS WHEN DUMBLEDORE WANTS HIM TO DO IT
  • tells harry in ootp that he kept the truth from him because HE ACCIDENTALLY ENDED UP CARING ABOUT HARRY. LIKE OH HERE’S THE KID I’VE BEEN PLANNING TO KILL AND HAVE LET LIVE A MISERABLE LOVELESS LIFE IN ORDER TO RIGHT THE WRONG OF THE OTHER BOY I FEEL LIKE I LET DOWN AND I ACCIDENTALLY REALISED HE’S A HUMAN BEING WELL FUCK
  • told arabella figg she couldn’t be nice to harry when he went to her house? like what the FUCK?
  • after all his lectures and ”’wisdom”’ STILL GOES AFTER THE HALLOWS HIMSELF BECAUSE HE WANTS THE POWER
  • literally told harry the only reason he didn’t make him a prefect was because he didn’t want people to think he ””plays favourites”” like he didn’t last minute give gryffindor the house cup like four fuckin years in a row because of harry
  • KNEW HE WAS GOING TO DIE AND DIDN’T TELL/PREPARE HARRY FOR THE EMOTIONAL DEVASTATION OF LOSING ANOTHER/HIS LAST FATHER FIGURE AND EVEN MADE HARRY WATCH HIM DIE
  • locked sirius up AFTER HE HAD SPENT TWELVE YEARS IN PRISON in the house where he was ABUSED AS A CHILD AND MADE TO FEEL OUTCAST AND UNLOVED and pretty much exacerbated sirius’ arrested development and feeling of worthlessness because he’s dumbledore and dumbledore knows best
  • LET SNAPE TEACH AT HOGWARTS FOR 15+ YEARS DESPITE KNOWING FULL WELL HOW HE TREATED STUDENTS JUST BECAUSE HE WANTED TO KEEP HIM CLOSE
  • HE IS IN A POSITION OF POWER - ARGUABLY THE POSITION OF POWER - AND USES IT TO MANIPULATE AND EMOTIONALLY TRAUMATISE HARRY AND BATTER HIM INTO A WEAPON TO USE AGAINST VOLDEMORT AT THE COST OF HARRY’S FUCKING CHILDHOOD

and this is NEVER ADDRESSED in the books. Dumbledore is never seen as anything but a wise and noble father figure to Harry. HARRY NAMES HIS SON AFTER THIS MAN WHO MANIPULATED HIM AND LITERALLY WALKED HIM INTO THE SLAUGHTERHOUSE. FUCK dumbledore.

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high school au again because i wanted to introduce tiny rey before the next arc she’s important.

fun fact: this whole high school au originally started as the events of tfa where kylo’s watching his tiny cousin and her friend finn and they make up a star wars themed game and hux and phasma are there because reasons and kylo stabs his dad with a toy lightsaber and tells him hes out of the game 

anonymous asked:

Hey moe are you awake and, are you willing to tell me many things about Bismuth?

i am awake, but only for a few more minutes and oh my god

how does bismuth know shaking hands is a greeting thing for humans without even being prompted?

little action that shows bismuth cares about her friends: she holds her arm out so no one falls off the ledge they’re walking on and she can catch them

all her laughs are literally perfect (and one time heartbreakng)

her little *click-click-wink*

this picture

and this one

and who could forget squish and steevie boy

2017 Phan

I like how the phandom has decided that 2017 is the year Dan and Phil will come out, move and get a dog (also possibly get married but like honestly isn’t that supposed to happen in 2022?). And whenever Dan and Phil say they’ll do anything (upload a video, do a joint lveshow etc) we get really excited and we’re like ‘YES, this is IT, guys. They are coming out as a couple. They are anouncing that they got a puppy, they got engaged and that they will soon move. I know it. I just KNOW it. I CAN FEEL IT!’. And then it ends up being just another pleasant, domestic, funny video and we just stand there like ‘wut’ for a bit and then we find a new thing to scream about (eg THEY WERE NOT WEARING ANY PANTS)

Post Apocalyptic Prompts

So, fair warning, while I have read some post apocalyptic novels I am not widely read so if all of these have been done before I do apologize. But, as requested, some post apocalyptic story prompts:

1) I had seen nobody, heard nobody, for 452 days. I hadn’t heard music since before the world went to shit. So the tinny blare of Dolly Parton’s “Son of a Preacher Man” had me more than a little startled. 

2) “If you’re the Anti-Christ, why are the zombies attacking us still!?” 
“It wasn’t a Christian apocalpyse was it? Radiation stole my life purpose.”

3) Jack was a famous post-apocalyptic writer. Cannibalism, grey skies falling, deep undertones of existentialism, the quintessential lot. He reveled in the misery of the worlds he created and the tears of his readers. It was all well and good until he ended up trapped in his latest bestseller - Husk. Surviving the wasteland was bad enough without letting anyone know it was his fault. 

4) “You’re a girl. She’s - she’s an actual girl.” 
“And who the fuck are you then, Peter and the end of the world lost boys?”

5) The androids sat in a solemn circle around the conference table, human faces flickering in the hologram between them. 
“I believe the ship that landed contained the survivors of a violent species called homo-sapiens. They will need to be managed, we are only just beginning to clear up their mess.” 

6) “You know, when I said I was literally going to hell for this, nobody was supposed to actually take that literally.” 
“I just got my head sliced off by one of the four horseman, I don’t care about you being a grammar nerd.”
“So what now, we Dante Inferno our way up to Heaven?” 
“You want to break into Heaven? This is why you’re literally in Hell.”
“Well, I don’t want to be tortured for all eternity, do I? And it’s not like going back to earth is in an option is it?”

7) The cannibal sprinted through the dead forest after his prey, eyes gleaming, hunger tugging at his bones. Tonight, was the night of the wild hunt. His favourite night of the new year.

8) They were supposed to leave together. Or maybe she was supposed to die. But she survived, and she was waiting when the ship came back.

9) They slept under the earth like corpses ready to rise for judgment day, waiting for the air to be clean and for the sky to change from purple to yellow like a healing bruise. Everyone knew not to wake the dreamers at all costs.

10) Money was a story of an old world, now, if you needed a new oxygen tank or food, you sold your body parts. Bones were handy, eyeballs could do a month’s rent, clean lungs were worth a small fortune. But hearts, oh a strong heart was the most valuable currency of all.

11) Those who still remembered the world before were considered blasphemers and madmen. The punishment for liars was swift.

12) The radiation kept their minds alive forever, even when their bodies were no longer whole. Trapped in the dust and the rock, like fossils as the world changed and began to grow again. Nobody knew they were still conscious as they began to mine.

EPISODE 98 proudly presents ~REACTIONARY~

The fun new gameshow DUELSHOW everyone’s talking about! 

Welcome to an action-packed Duelshow, to celebrate a brand new season of Yu-Gi-Oh! Duel Monsters™, set in an airship off the coast of beautiful sunny bombed-out island Alcatraz…

You may remember some of our contestants from The Eight Kinds Of Duelists You Meet On Every Duel Tournament Airship, minus some coma victims. In this fun-filled family show, they have to attempt to react like a real human being to exciting and bizarre stimuli!

ROUND ONE! The airship they’re travelling on shakes ominously! How do our contestants react?

A) finding out information!

B) clutching artefacts of arcane power!

C) panicking like a chicken!

D) … this.

what even is their matching mascara streaks

And the winner is….

Yami Malik, who’s apparently been standing on the roof all night, with a bizarre burst of optimism!

ROUND TWO: the contestants get their first glimpse of Alcatraz! Reactions include:

A) bitterness!

B) possibly-literal recounting of family history!

C) definitely-literal recounting of family history!

D) “I really only care about how this relates to the cardgames tbh”

But the winner is…

KAIBA, for bringing something up and immediately shutting the conversation down again like he didn’t start it.

ROUND THREE: the pilot attempts to redirect everyone’s attention away from The Location of the Finals and back to the emergency currently underway:

And the winning reaction is…

THE CACOPHANY OF MADNESS THAT IS THIS INEXPLICABLY-ENGLISH-LANGUAGE COMPUTER SCREEN!

ROUND FOUR: impending death!

How do our contestants react?

some truly excellent reactions here and Yugi Mutou makes a strong play with the most melodramatic movie-worthy stunt fall, but the winner is…

KAIBA’S IMMEDIATE TUMBLE INTO UNCHARACTERISTIC SUPERNATURAL SPECULATION!

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Stiles and Lydia
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 "Lydia, get up! Okay? You’re going to dance with me. I don’t care that you made out with my best friend for some weird power-thing! Lydia, I’ve had a crush on you since the third grade, and I know that somewhere inside that cold, lifeless exterior there’s an actual human soul. And I’m also pretty sure that I’m the only one who knows how smart you really are. And that once you’re done pretending being a nitwit, you’ll eventually go off and write some insane mathematical theorem that wins you the Nobel Prize.“
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“See that’s the problem you don’t care about getting hurt. But you know how I’ll feel? I’ll be devastated and if you die I will literally go out of my freaking mind. See death doesn’t happen to you lydia it happens to everyone around you.”
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“Remember how you’re the first girl I ever danced with, remember how I had a crush on you freshman year, sophomore year, junior year…Remeber how you saved my life-”

“You saved my life too.”

“Just remember…….Remember I love you.“
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“I didn’t say it back.”

“You don’t have to.”

Rant about Sirius Black #1

I love him so much. After all he’s been through, after everything he’s seen, he is still such a beautiful human being. Nobody gives him credit for all that happened to him. Words cannot express. He literally has been through hell and back, and to know that one of the only things he cared about, harry, was something he died protecting. He lived his entire life for other people. He worked so hard to be perfect. And God damnit he fucking was. After getting kicked out of his house at 16, he had enough willpower to make jokes and be funny and do good in school. Sirius was so effortlessly smart, wasn’t he? He didn’t have to study, he just understood. James must have helped him and ways none of us can imagine. James helped him. And so did Remus and Peter. Don’t even get me started on Peter. He was a friend at some point and he deserves respect. Just like the marauders. Harry was Sirius’ light at the end of the tunnel. He rotted in Azkaban wishing more than anything to be held. To be loved and cherished. He rotted in his jail cell blaming himself for what happened to James. He lost his best friend, he lost his “family”, he lost his life in Azkaban. Everyday for twelve years, the only thing he could think about was how worthless he felt. He had enough left in him to break out. That says so much. Bless Sirius, honestly. He is one of my favourite characters of all time and he deserves love. Fucking bless.

Honestly I’m usually so proud of Monbebe’s and how respectful and down to earth they are, but I’m so ashamed right now and I just need to say this

If you are honestly upset that Hyungwon has dated, or you think he should leave the group, you need to take a few days and really reevaluate yourself. You literally have no ground to stand on to be mad at him, HE’S A HUMAN BEING HE’S ALLOWED TO DATE YOU DON’T GET A GOD DAMN SAY BECAUSE IT’S ~ NOT ~ YOUR ~ LIFE!!!!! If you actually cared about him you would want him to be happy and to have the chance to find someone to love who can be an escape from the INSANE FANS LIKE YALL I can’t even like are you so delusional that you think your faves are really only idols who exist for your enjoyment and nothing else????? Do you think you’re going to end up with your fave and live happily ever after??? I seriously can’t understand some of you people. If you really think any human being on this planet is supposed to put their life on hold to please someone else you’re sadly mistaken, and I hope you come to understand that soon because if not you’re gunna have a real hard time once you’re an adult. Sorry to break it to ya, but being an idol is their job, you are a consumer of the products they produce, you wouldn’t boycot your favorite clothing stores or icecream shop because one of the employees had a significant other, it’s no different with your faves. Please PLEASE accept that, things get scary when the lines get blurred for fans. If you can’t handle it, then leave the fandom but do NOT demand he leave the group because YOU are being overdramatic and obsessive.

So, moral of the story incase you missed it or are really fucking dense:

YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO GET UPSET OVER AN IDOL’S LOVE LIFE YOU HAVE NO CLAIM TO THEIR PERSONAL LIFE OR FREE TIME.

24 May 2017


[The Scrapyard with Robert and Aaron

ROBERT: *Phone Rings* *Annoyed Face* What do you want? Scratch that. I know what you want. You want to bully me into telling Aaron the truth.

ROSS: It’s just a little pressure for your conscience. Don’t forget 10 grand by 6.

ROBERT: I don’t need your De Niro act right now Ross or your ‘pressure’, I’m probably gonna tell him anyway. *Sees Aaron* But not yet, so…gotta go. Hey Aaron! *looks shifty*

AARON: Hey! You look shifty, what’s up?

ROBERT: Just the Plot, what else? Are you tired of it, cause I am.

AARON: Yeah, I am, but…let’s throw in some cute banter for the fans.

ROBERT: Right. *Cute Banter Alert* Tricky client then, tough negotiator, you know the type.

AARON: Yeah I do, seeing as how I live with one (for the moment). I’m sure you’ll get your way eventually, you always do.

ROBERT: I’m not so sure. *Guilty Face*

Dale View with Robert and Ross]

ROSS: You’re spineless!

ROBERT: You’re a blackmailer! 

ROSS: You’re bisexual…haha…*Fandom Outrage Alert*

ROBERT: You’re jealous!

ROSS: Am not!

ROBERT: You shot me! Yeah…I do remember that.

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I actually kind of liked Wanted despite how many flaws it had, but.. the episode before it.. Got on my nerves. That being “I am my mom”.

  • How come Yellow Diamond wanted those specific humans?
  • How come Aquamarine just didn’t take all of them? The Crystal Gems (who helped Rose Quartz), and the humans, who the diamonds request for her to take.
  • Am I the only one who felt like Steven was being selfish when he decided to give himself up? He was being a huge dumbass, and didn’t even take the time to consider how else he could stop them. He didn’t even care about anyone else’s feelings.
  • Another episode that proves my point on something - Steven literally doesn’t give a shit about anyone else’s feelings. As long as he feels he is right and has made the right decision, then everything is fine and everyone else has to agree.
  • The only fighting scene that we got in that episode was BORING as fuck. It doesn’t make me believe that Aquamarine and Topaz are that much stronger then them. It just makes me believe the Crystal Gems are lazy as fuck.
  • The drama in this episode was just terribly annoying. And pretty messily written.
  • Actually, mostly everything written and animated in this episode was a mess.

Well, well, well, look who’s back with the most morally repugnant update in Union history. Me. It’s been a very productive summer of Netflix, chill and giving wrong directions to tourists but all good things must come to an end. Also coming to an end is my ill-fated attempt to kill Max, who, after refusing to eat the cake FOR 2 FUCKING DAYS is finally released from the cage of death. Honestly, I’m impressed, Max, you’re definitely not as stupid as you look.

-Yea, I get that a lot.

I doubt that but whatever, now gtfo and I better not see your Komei-clone ass around Jojo ever again or it’s back in prison for you!

-So, Jojo, not that we’re not all extremely invested in the excruciating selection process of your husband, but are you any closer to picking one?? I mean I love this whole commune thing we have going but the constant food delivery for 8 is killing us.

-We’re afraid not, dear brother, it’s starting to look like no one in this world is worthy of our majesty.

Ugh are we really doing royal ‘we’ now? Is this what this has come to?

-Yes, college has really helped develop our sense of self-worth.

How can it be self-worth if you’re ‘we’?

-This is exactly the kind of idiotic questioning that would get you eliminated from the suitor process. 

Oh, perish the thought! And miss out on this classical-music-dick-measuring-contest you have them doing?

-Ew seriously, Francis, Vivaldi? Why don’t you turn up to Justin Bieber while you’re at it.

Man, what a zinger! Good times. JOJO PICK A FUCKING DUDE ALREADY SO I CAN MOVE THE OTHERS OUT THE LOT IS LAGGY AS SHIT

-I lost the dick measuring contest and my punishment is sleeping on the couch.

KILL HIM IN HIS SLEEP MELODY

-Maybe later, Real Housewives of Pleasantview is on, Cassandra is getting dragged for the pigtails!!

-Ha, look at this Vivaldi-listening losér! Point at him and laugh, everyone!

-Who’s laughing now, bitch? Not you with that hoof right in your French-whore mouth!

-Ugh, aren’t you late for the beans-on-toast feast, you limey piece of merde?

Not since the 100 Years War have French-British tensions ran this high. Of course that one was for a throne, while this one..

-Is for something far more important.. Our heart.

LMAO Jojo please be serious, you don’t have a heart.

-We absolutely do and it’s made out of pure gold.

Yea I guess, I mean gold is a metal after all! 

-Do you really think you should be eating decaying Chinese food, mon cheri? You’re going to need a soda to digest it and you know it’s too cold for your teeth!

-Wyatt, I don’t pay you to think, I pay you to sit across from me and look pretty, and occasionally to scooch down next to me so I look taller.

-You actually don’t pay me at all.

-Yes and obviously I’m getting my money’s worth.

Wow Jojo tone it down, your gold heart is shinning so brightly I’m gonna go blind!

Precious Gunther has added three new addictions to his existing sex one! A) working out in this atrocious outfit.

B) blowing bubbles from dawn to dusk.

and c) and the most disturbing one, constantly being alone in enclosed spaces with his brother’s intended, Brit Brit. At first I wasn’t too worried about it, thinking Brit is a popularity sim so it’s only natural..but then..

I SEE THIS. GODDAMMIT GUNTHER WHY MUST YOU HAVE CHEMISTRY WITH EVERYONE

-Man idk, it’s almost supernatural. Blame it on God ;)

UGH I don’t even know who I hate more, your whore ass-

-or this fucking llama that hasn’t gone home in 3 days and is eating all our pizza. 

-I just feel so accepted here, like I’m part of the family, you know? 

GET OUT

Speaking of furries, not even the cow will approach the fucking cowplant, jfc. I mean you’d expect some kind of kinship there but nop. Great job Jojo, you killed a dozen secret society members for a defective cowplant.

-Mooo :(

I don’t know which one of you did that but stfu, I can’t anymore with this flop ass household!!!1

ANYWAY back to Brit and Daniel, it seems like my Gunther concerns were baseless, since these two remain eternally into each other, always autonomously doing cute crap.

-Oh Daniel, let me serenade you with the song of your people!  

The kings made us drunk with fumes,
peace among us, war to the tyrants!
Let the armies go on strike,
stocks in the air, and break ranks.
If they insist, these cannibals
on making heroes of us,
they will know soon that our bullets
are for our own generals  ♪

ROMANCE ISN’T DEAD

In other news, allow me to present you all with Melody’s personality panel. I was under the false impression that being the child of Wanda and Stephen she was.. nice?? But nop, total Union freak material! We hit the jackpot once again. Now her best friendship with bitch Brit makes total sense.

-Honestly girl, this janky ass house is such a step down from the sorority, I spend half the day thinking of ways to peace out.

-Ugh I know, I was on the fence at first but can you really put a price on good d?

-Aw, what are my beautiful hens cackling about? May I join?

-No.

-I was about to make a math joke but I doubt you gals would get it, amirite? As Barbie said, math is hard!

- I’m a literal math major.

-Oh I know, Mel, good for you! Affirmative action works wonders!

KILL HIM AND HIS HAREM WE DON’T NEED THE LAG

It’s another day in paradise. Daniel has finally cracked and gone full Komei, autonomously cleaning shit even though we have a maid..

Melody ate a ton of burnt grilled cheese and is non-stop throwing up..

AND THIS BULLSHIT IS STILL GOING ON. STOP IN THE NAME OF LOVE

-What?? We’re just talking, GAWD

No you’re not “””just talking””” you’re gossiping and doing sexy whispers, I KNOW YOUR TRICKS GUNTHER-

-I don’t mean to interrupt but I think you’re focusing on the wrong issue here?

OH AM I?? DO TELL

-LOOK OUTSIDE BITCH

Nice try whores, nothing is happening outside-

UUUUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMM WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK. WHAT. 

-That’s right, Ti-Ning and I are in love now!

……………………….FRAN THIS BETTER BE SOME DRY ASS BRITISH HUMOR 

-Nop! We got tired of waiting for Jojo and we decided the best way to handle it was to suddenly make out in front of him even tho we have never even flirted before!

THIS LITERALLY CANNOT BE HAPPENING

-Well it is, so best accept it and we can all move on :)

Oh yea certainly, I mean if anything Jojo is known for his ability to forgive and forget!

See the ghost of Ti-Ning indeed! Finally a wish Jojo and I share. 

TI-NING OMFG THIS LACK OF SHAME

-Haha!!! Finally I’m free to be as gross as I want >:) 

Well.. enjoy it while it lasts.

-The hell does that mean??

Nothing, just you know, none of us know when our time will come.. only that it will. The curse of human existence, one might say. Only we among the animal world know that we will die. Memento mori, Ti-Ning. And we will memento you. 

-..Yea, maybe it’s time I move out?

I mean, you can try..

..but like the curse from It Follows, it follows. It being Jojo. How you holding up boo?

-Oh, I’m great, can’t you tell?

You know what might help? Some of your beloved homework! Do something useful, get your mind off this stuff..

“Sending The First Human to Mercury and Leaving Him There: A Very Specific Space Exploration Proposal” 

-Jojό!! I’m writing about how I finally won your heart but please don’t look, I’m gonna read this at our wedding!

-Yea I literally couldn’t care less about you and your thoughts/feelings/etc, what was left of my heart is dead and gone and now there’s only a black hole there.. Oh we could also send Ti-Ning to a black hole if Mercury doesn’t work. Nice.

-UGH how are you even still alive and breathing the same air as me and not dead from shame like you should be, you vile adulteress???

-OH PLEASE you’re just mad cause Fran and I realized we can do better than your mega-jaw ass. If not for the endless supply of bubbles around here blurring our vision this would have happened weeks ago!

-I’m going to strangle you in your sleep and my jaw will be the last thing you see.

-Your jaw would be the last thing I saw even if I died on the moon.

-MAYBE YOU WILL

…………………well I guess it’s official then. And if the above didn’t seal it..

..this definitely did. God have mercy on me, what a shitshow.

While Tin and Fran are woohooing, Jojo attempts to end his troubles once and for all by running out of the house and into a thunder fire. Thankfully the rain puts it out quickly and all we’re left with is critically low hygiene. 

Man, serving Penguin teas! You have the entire look down, Jo. I’d tell you to audition for Gotham but that’s extremely bad career advice

-Oh god, I almost died!!!! 

Aw I know, but don’t worry you’re safe now <3

-No I mean I came so close but didn’t make it.. :(

Jojo please, if anything, live to kill Ti-Ning and Francis. You owe it to yourself.

As soon as Fran and Tin are done, guess who rushes in to gossip next to the bed. ISTG YOU ASSHOLES, BREAK IT THE FUCK UP BEFORE I THROW YOU OUT THAT WINDOW

-Whatever, we’d just land on Jojo trying to set himself on fire.

-LOL oh Brit you’re so funny!

I HATE THIS HOUSE

-HAD FUN, DID WE YOU SLUT

-Get him, Jojό!

Honestly Wyatt, I get being supportive but I’m really starting to worry about you, even demeaning yourself has its limits..

..especially since Jojo continues to be a massive freakshow. Good lord.

-Oh Francis, don’t tell Wyatt cause you know how he gets, but your total disregard for my existence is making me see you in a whole new, hot, light..

Man, good thing Wyatt isn’t standing 3 steps away from you!

Oh yes, loving this dinner. An ocean between us..

-I wouldn’t eat that third slice if I was you, Ti-Ning. Your funeral day is fast approaching, don’t you want to look nice for it? 

-Well you’ll be there so it doesn’t matter, everyone will be looking at your jaw.

Yes, what a wonderful night. Now let’s all go to bed and hopefully everyone will have calmed down a little by tomorrow!

LMAO yea idk what I was thinking.

-Strangle me in my sleep? How about I strangle you in broad daylight???

I can’t believe I’m saying this, but.. poor Jojo. Not only did he get his ass beat, but to literally add insult to the injury-

-everyone is lusting after Gunther during his defeat. Jfc, I’d want to set myself on fire too.

Oh here we go, Gunther to the rescue! 

-How dare you beat up my brother even though he attacked you first? Prepare to die!

-Whatever, I’ve been preparing for that for the last couple days!

Aw, Gunther is such a good brother/giant loser depending on the outcome of this fight.

VINDICATION. Bravo, Gunther, defending our non-existent family honor!

Daniel, in true Daniel fashion, slept through this entire shitshow, which might be the smartest thing he’s ever done.

Oop, spoke too soon. Say what you want about Gunther and Daniel but man do they both love Jojo! Truly god knows why.

-So Brit, you’re studying poli-sci, can you think of a peaceful resolution to this? Haha!

-YOU STFU TI-NING MY FINALS ARE TODAY MY GPA IS ALREADY IN THE TOILET AND NOW IM GONNA FLOP CAUSE YOU ASSHOLES SPENT THE WHOLE NIGHT FUCKING AND THE WHOLE DAY FIGHTING AND I HAVEN’T SLEPT AT ALL DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL I’M GONNA BURN THIS PLACE TO THE FUCKING GROUND IF YOU TRY ME

Well, you might not need to Brit! WHAT IS UP WITH THIS HYPER-FLAMMABLE CACTUS

Brit returns from her finals with a free pizza! How’d you do, Brit?

-Saved by the nightie again!

NOICE. Got a freebie pizza from it too?

-No, I found it in the garbage. My gift to Francis and Ti-Ning for their 3 day anniversary! 

Jojo’s official greek house portrait coming along nicely! Wow he looks very majestic..

..Instagram vs Real Life.

-Bowling is so satisfying if you pretend the pins are your former lovers’ genitals!

Whatever coping method works for you boo!

Gunther and Ti-Ning are officially enemies which is hilarious because not even Jojo is enemies with him?? Follow your bliss, Guns!

In an impressive display of brotherly synchronicity we have double slapping across the room. Double the slapping for half the time, Jojo is as always a true capitalist.

JOJO!! I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU WON! So proud of my baby <3 I’m ofc kidding, this shit has gotten old really fast and I extremely feel Brit watching uninterested. ENOUGH  

HARD MOOD. Brit is honestly on another level than the rest of us basics. What an icon.

For some reason I bothered to fulfill Ti-Ning’s want to learn that relationship maintenance or w/e lifetime skill (talk about money down the drain) and the irony of this pop up text almost sent me to an early grave. And we know who’s going to an early grave today..

IT’S CAKE TIME. REACH OUT, TI-NING. YOU KNOW YOU WANT IT

FINALLY. GOODBYE FIGHTING AND INSANE LAG

JESUS JOJO. STONE. COLD.

Ice Cube would like to say,
that I’m a crazy muthafucka from around the way,
since I was a youth, I smoked weed out,
now I’m the muthafucka that ya read about,
takin’ a life or two,
that’s what the hell I do, you don’t like how I’m livin
well fuck you ♪

Wyatt and Brit were on their way to react to Ti-Ning’s little accident but somehow got sidetracked and are now randomly arguing on the porch. Honestly I don’t even know what’s going on anymore, I’ve lost all control of this household.

Jojo rushes over to celebrate Ti-Ning’s demise by immediately slapping the shit out of his grieving lover! Whenever you think we can’t possibly sink any lower, think again. Like right now, after the slapping, are you thinking we can’t sink any lower?????????????????????????????

THINK. AGAIN.

ARE YOU SCREAMING? CAUSE I DID

YUP THIS IS HAPPENING

IT’S REAL

IT’S. REAL. THERE ARE NOT ENOUGH CURSE WORDS IN ANY LANGUAGE TO EXPRESS MY FEELINGS

FUCK YOU FRANCIS. FUCK. YOU. YOU’RE GETTING MURDERED SO FUCKING HARD YOU UNBELIEVABLE ASSHOLE. I’M FUCKING DONE. JOJO YOU’RE GONNA DIE ALONE TIME FOR ALL OF US TO ACCEPT THAT REALITY. WE STARTED OUT WITH 3 CANDIDATES AND ENDED UP HERE. HOW THE EVERLOVING FUCK DID THIS HAPPEN FRANCIS AND WYATT HAVE. 1 BOLT. ONE. WYATT IS A FAMILY SIM I’M SO PISSED OFF I NEED TO TAKE A MOMENT

OK. In my 10 years of playing I have never wanted to quit without saving more than with this bullshit. Look at fucking Fran’s smug ass face and moron Wyatt putting on an Oscar worthy performance of shock and regret. YOU SHOULD HAVE SAID NO, YOU SHOULD HAVE GONE HOME WYATT. What the FUCK are we gonna do now???? I guess good thing Max Flexor survived the cage of death. GOD.DAMMIT

anonymous asked:

Ok no. Being "otherkin" is a disconnect from reality which by definition is actually psychotic. People who truly believe that they are not human do need help. I don't care what people pretend about so long as they're aware they're pretending.

Hey quick question, what in the literal fuck are you smoking?
Because not only are you wrong, factually, provably so, you’re being willfully ignorant of just how wrong you are, so let me break it down real quick.
here are just a few studies relating to otherkin and mental health, for your reading pleasure.

Bricker, Natalie. Life Stories of Therianthropes: An Analysis of Nonhuman Identity in a Narrative Identity Model, Lake Forest College, April 2016.  
Grivell, Timothy, Helen Clegg and Elizabeth C. Roxburgh. “An Interpretative Phenomenological Analysis of Identity in the Therian Community.” Identity: An International Journal of Theory and Research. Vol. 14, No. 2, (May 2014): pp 114-135.

Shane, Margaret. “Chapter 16: Some People Aren’t People On The Inside.” In Educational, Psychological, and Behavioral Considerations In Niche Online Communities, by Vivek Venkatesh, 260 - 271. Hershey: Information Science Reference, 2014.

Laycock, Joseph P. “We Are Spirits of Another Sort: Ontological Rebellion and Religious Dimensions of the Otherkin Community.” Nova Religio. Vol. 15, No. 3 (Feb., 2012): pp. 65-90 http://www.jstor.org/stable/10.1525/nr.2012.15.3.65(accessed November 24  2013). 


And following that is a beautiful quote from the majestic Dovewithscales

The Diagnostic and Statistics Manual, or DSM, is the diagnostic text created by the American Psychiatric Association and used as the standard for psych treatment in the US.

in 1952 with the publication of the fourth edition of the DSM (DSM-IV), the section on “Identity Disorders” was reclassified “Identity Problems” because they were considered to be a minor consideration. On May 18th 2013, with the publication of the DSM-V the section was removed, because atypical identities (such as being otherkin) are now understood to be so common as to be considered normal, and are as a rule to be diagnostically insignificant.

The DSM-V also states that the diagnostic criteria for almost every mental illness includes that it must cause the individual distress and/or difficulty functioning in one or more major aspect of their life.

In layman’s terms, that means if a person is happy, able to support themselves, and has healthy interpersonal relationships, then generally speaking they are not mentally ill.

And now one from the always lovely Jeshire-katt

I repeat it again - the reason otherkin, etc, was ever inherently associated with mental illness started with ableist assholes on the internet declaring it “crazy” and “delusional” for being weird, usually without even looking into what it was outside of some internet rando making a fuss about someone “believing their an animal”. It was pathologizing mindsets that differed from the norm so that people outside those communities felt better disregarding them altogether.

And now a personal favorite quote:

“As regards the existence of [otherkin] communities, online or otherwise, where like-minded people join each other to exchange experiences and ideas on their affinity with animal or supernatural identities, I can only say that we cannot have enough of those groups. Human experience and behaviour is so diverse, and only so little of it tends to be presented as ‘normal’ in the media, that communities such as these should be embraced and encouraged by us all. In my area of expertise, i.e., psychotic disorders, it is well-known that some 10–15 percent of all people in the general population experience auditory hallucinations, and that close to a full 100 percent experience some sort of hallucination during their lives (i.e., auditory, visual, olfactory, or otherwise), but that only 1 percent are diagnosed as suffering from schizophrenia spectrum disorder.”
— Dr. Jan Dirk Blom, expert in clinical lycanthropy , “Understanding the Otherkin.” The Daily Dot, 22 Feb. 2015.

I mean, I think you get the point by now, but since I like bludgeoning you over the head with this, I’ll do one more, in case you don’t understand the difference between lycanthropy and otherkinity.

“Several academic papers that are about therianthropy or make mention of it have made mention of this distinction between clinical lycanthropy and therianthropy. Such as in academic article titled, “An Interpretative Phenomenological Analysis of Identity in the Therian Community” the authors note that lycanthropy is the “the belief that one can transform into” a nonhuman animal “whereas therians do not believe in physical transformation.” [Grivell, Timothy, Helen Clegg and Elizabeth C. Roxburgh, “An Interpretative Phenomenological Analysis of Identity in the Therian Community,” Identity: An International Journal of Theory and Research, Vol. 14, No. 2, (May 2014): pp 113.] This same distinction was also made by Addie Trevor during his lecture on therianthropy back in March 2013 when he did a guest lecture at the American University. [Baker-Whitelaw, Gavia. “Meet the People Who Don’t Identify As Human,” The Week, July 21 2015,http://theweek.com/articles/552648/meet-peoplewho-dont-identify-human (accessed August 1 2015).]”
— Originally posted by liongoatsnake, Dec 20 2016.

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Oh boy @thegummyworm

The Human Zoo caused a lot of controversy amongst SU’s black fanbase, and I can see why. Human zoos are actual things that existed no less than 60 years ago, in which people of colour were literally put on display for white people to come and gawk at. The fact that the zoo is portrayed as an idylic paradise despite the humans there being trapped and basically enslaved is the problem.

The best part about the Lars thing is that I didn’t even mention whitewashing in that post, you brought that one on yourself. The only indication of Lars’ background/ethnicity was his skin colour because this show is culturally blind. By removing that, there’s no clear indication that Lars is a poc.

Concrete looked like literal blackface, I don’t care if it was a doodle of a fuckin 4 hour piece of art, it was fucking racist and insensitive. Regardless of whether a black person drew it, it was still allowed to be published in the art book. Nobody saw a problem with that thing at all. In addition to that, a white person wrote the description next to it, which was incredibly insensitive, especially the “cant read :(” part.

I’ll stop bitching when this show drops its history of racism.

anonymous asked:

"hope for the best but don’t get so worked up about it that it will ruin the experience of the show if it doesn’t happen" --Too late... (different anon) Also, I get characters might not be together till the "end" for tension reasons and to keep us tuning in, but what about Bi!Dean being indisputably canon or the romantic attraction between Dean and Cas being shown without a doubt ffs? It's 2017! (sorry this is wankish I know you don't have all the answers but I want all the answers.)

In reference to this post.

Oh hon… I’m sorry you feel that way. I mean yeah, Bi!Dean could be a thing, but so far it isn’t textual and, well, I don’t want to be wanky towards *anyone* so, well, we shall see what happens with that. To be honest I think it’s more likely we will get indisputable romance between Cas and Dean before we get Bi!Dean, because that is the story we are being led down this season.

I mean…. don’t panic, you know? The season hasn’t ended yet, there is a huge build up going on with whatever is happening between Cas and Dean. 

It’s been building and added to every episode since 11x23 but most heavily in : 12x01, 12x03, 12x04, 12x07, 12x09, 12x10, 12x12, 12x15, 12x17, 12x18…  So, actually, well I do mean ALL SEASON.

If you follow me you know my thoughts about 12x19 and season end, but if this doesn’t happen I’m not going to let it ruin my summer you know? It’s a TV show, one that I LOVE and am hugely invested in, but its not real.

Dont panic until the bad thing happens OK? Just enjoy it for now, it’s great! 

They’re mad, but they’re not mad, they’re worried, they care enough to try to save each other again and again and…..again…and not just saving each other from life and death situations but also just being there

I mean…. they decided to write this stuff, it doesn’t just happen, knowing full well that Destiel is a huge deal to a lot of people, that people are invested in it, that it is a controversial topic and is a large part of their negative PR with queerbaiting in the past:

- Cas literally ignored God and only cared about Dean in 11x23, even offering to die with him so he wouldn’t be alone. He has never looked so wrecked as when he saw Dean was alive in 12x01.

- HUNTER HUSBANDS in 12x01-02. Need I say more.

- Dean is pissed that Cas just isn’t with him in 12x03-09. 

- Cas is clearly having thoughts about where he belongs and wants to be. 

- There’s been whole story lines about Dean being more honest and accepting himself and about Angels being in love with Humans on top of the old Dean representing Humanity while Cas is said to be in LOVE with Humanity etc etc. I mean, this isn’t coincidence. If they didn’t want to bait us they wouldn’t have whole storylines based around Angels and Humans being in love.

- Saileen was so heavily paralleled with Dean and Cas, so much so it was like an anvil to the freaking face.

- Sam and Mary are so awkward around the both of them these days, it’s made clear in CANON that this is the case, with her little questioning face and Sam’s acting like the 3rd wheel, because something is happening there, clearly.

I mean, it’s pretty darn canon and the season hasn’t even finished yet. Do I think we’ll get a fantastic, OMG you’re not dead kiss at the end? Well, I’d love it but no, not really, but I do think we will get stronger and stronger subtext until it’s not even really subtext anymore. I mean, what else are they doing all this for? Shits and giggles and to piss off the shippers and the antis? Because it’s not just us noticing it now, casual viewers are too, antis are getting threatened, everyone knows so what would be the point in making it so obvious if not to do something about it?

So, indesputable romantic attraction? I think pretty much check already tbh, but, personally, I think we will get a big fat tick in that box by the end of the season.

I recommend just chill, have a glass of wine or a beer or whatever and enjoy the fabulousness that is the Destiel narrative so far this season :)

And, well, because apparently at 29 I’m a tumblr granny…

Originally posted by gabrielasmh

lasenbyphoenix  asked:

In an earlier response you said that "a Sub must take care of their Dom too", and I was wondering if you could elaborate on that? My knowledge of BDSM is primarily from fanfic, and while I'm familiar with the idea of aftercare in terms of avoiding subdrop, I've not come across what sort of aftercare is needed by the Dom.

Doms can go into a similar state like subspace and their aftercare is really just identical to that of a sub, especially their sub. Also without a “Domspace/Domdrop” whatever people wanna call it, aftercare is just important in general because it’s a great bonding experience. Fics that skip aftercare LITERALLY DESTROY PIECES OF MY SOUL. DON’T DESTROY PIECES OF MY SOUL @FANDOM hahahaha

But that wasn’t actually just about aftercare. Doms and subs are fully realized human beings. If your Dom is depressed, anxious, had a bad day, just “not feeling it” “down” ect ect ect, you’re not going to sit there and go “well fuck you, tie me up and spank me cause that’s what i want and we only do what i want. No, you’re going to talk to them, make them know you care for them, do something they enjoy. It is literally absolutely no different than a vanilla relationship. Maybe your Dom wants sexual intimacy with you, but they’re not feeling a scene. You’d absolutely step up and top for them if they don’t feel like it, or be sensual to them. It’s not just about the sub. It takes two to tango ;) 

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like I knew louie/larries literally only care about louis and emphasizing louis as the greatest victim-of-all-victims to ever walk the earth in every scenario ever and don’t get a single shit about harry as a human separate from louis’ ~boyfriend, but Wow louie/larries literally only care about louis and emphasizing louis being the victim-of-all-victims in every scenario every and don’t get a single shit about harry as a human separate from louis’ ~boyfriend. 

sorry-ish for posting a screenshot of someone else’s blog, i really don’t like doing that or bothering with what other people are doing, but yeah…