literally the girl of my dreams

This is the thing. In a non-cliché way, it’s weird waking up every day and literally living out your dream. You wake up in the most beautiful places. Obviously I have the most ­beautiful girlfriend in the world and she’s absolutely amazing. She’s been my dream girl since I was younger. She’s so ace. She is a wonderful, wonderful person and it’s amazing to have someone who can relate to so much of things — someone who’s taken greater steps than me. Her solo career was ­amazing. She’s been in the ­industry for 14 years now. She fully supports me. We’re super happy. It’s a very personal, precious time for us. I’m still ­learning. I’m only 23.
—  Liam on his relationship with Cheryl, to Rollacoaster Magazine (via thedailypayne)

what she says: I’m fine.

what she means: Ashley. Katchadourian. You were supposed to be watching the door. YOU. WERE SUPPOSED TO BE WATCHING THE DOOR. YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE WATCHING THE DOOR. ASHLEY KATCHADOURIAN. DO YOU KNOW WHAT THESE ARE, ASHLEY KATCHADOURIAN? THESE ARE A LITTLE GIRL’S ARMS. A LITTLE GIRL WITH DREAMS, WITH LEGS, WITH A HEAD. SHE’S A PENCIL. SHE’S A SWIZZLE STICK! YOU CAN USE HER AS A POOL NOODLE! AND NOW I’M HOLDING UP HER ARMS! I’M HOLDING THEM BECAUSE YOU DIDN’T WATCH THE DOOR. A GIRL LOST HER ARMS, ASHLEY KATCHADOURIAN. A GIRL LOST HER FUCKING ARMS. DO YOU NOT KNOW WHAT HAS TRANSPIRED WHILE YOU WERE IN PEARL HARBOR? SEEING A FUCKING JAPANESE MUSEUM? WE HAD OUR OWN PEARL HARBOR HERE TODAY. OH MY GOD. HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO US? YOU LITERALLY BOMBED US! LIKE THE JAPANESE YOU ARE. AND ME. I’M BEN AFFLECK. I’M BEN AFFLECK, AND I’M HOLDING TWO FUCKING GIRL’S ARMS. AND YOU’RE CUBA GOODING JUNIOR, DISAPPOINTING EVERYBODY. LIVE WITH THAT!”

You lads remember that BBC Sherlock header that said BE A PART OF MAKING HISTORY?

I just wanna say these following things are abso not original or even potentially historical possibilities of what that could even be referencing.  Not in television/movies as A Thing, nor in the world of Sherlock Holmes:

-secret sibling/evil sibling (Heroes, Lost, Six Feet Under, FUCK i mean Star Wars, the list goes on and on these are just easy ones off the top of my head?)

-Ret-con because It’s All Just A Dream (I keep saying Doogie Howser M.D. because that trope is weak af as far as originality goes)  The big History Maker isn’t going to be some Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind or Requiem for a Dream or Vanilla Sky shyte because it’s been done in countless ways.

-Protagonist ends up in with A Girl (i literally do not even need to give examples because just close your eyes and pick a netflix movie and there u go.)  Sherlock Holmes has ended up with Irene Adler or some other lady half a dozen times in half a dozen interpretations. Not Historical.

-Sherlock Holmes ends up Alone/Still platonically cohabitating with John Watson (both of these…have already happened…on the show?)

Main character(s) die? Not historical.  We’re Being Told a Story? Not historical.

I’m not saying some of these can’t be COMPONENTS of the arc, but NONE of these can even remotely back up the BE A PART OF MAKING HISTORY claim AT ALL.  

The only thing that could support such a bold assertion, is that Sherlock Holmes is finally celebrated as a canonically gay character and is in love and romantically in a relationship with the one man that has ALWAYS loved Sherlock throughout the decades.  That WOULD be a historical moment in television history AND is something that has not happened in a largely circulated Sherlock Holmes adaptation.  

ASHLEY KATCHADOURIAN!
You were supposed to be watching the door
You were supposed to be watching the door
YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE WATCHING THE DOOR!
Ashley Katchadourian
Do you know what these are, Ashley Katchadourian?
A little girls arms
A little girl with dreams, with legs, with a head!
She’s a pencil! She’s a swizzle stick!
You can use her as a pool noodle
And now I’m holding up her arms…HER ARMS!
I’m holding them because you werent watching the door
A girl lost her arms, Ashley Katchadourian
A GIRL LOST HER FUCKING ARMS!
Do you know what has transpired while you were in Pearl Harbor?
Seeing the FUCKING Japanese museum?
We had our own Pearl Harbor here today
Oh my God? How could you do this to us?
YOU LITERALLY BOMBED US LIKE THE JAPANESE YOU ARE!
And me, I’m Ben Affleck, I’m Ben Affleck and I’m HOLDING TWO FUCKING GIRLS ARMS!
AND YOURE CUBA GOODING JR, DISAPPOINTING EVERYBODY
LIVE WITH THAT!

Kpop 2017 should be the year

where girl groups get more love
underrated groups will rise
people are released from their basements & dungeons
& those who literally had 1 + comebacks in a year working non stop get a needed vacation.

nct as texts in my class chat
  • Taeil: #whyareyouallsogay
  • Hansol: that was my plan and if you steal it i will break a coconut with your head
  • Johnny: *at 1am* what was the homework and did anyone do it and can you send it to me. *1:50am* please?
  • Taeyong: you all should be studying instead of writing here
  • Yuta: *only ever writes happy birthday and happy new year*
  • Kun: oops sorry, wrong chat
  • Doyoung: wow! great! i would've never! ever! thought of that!! you! deserve! a medal!!!!
  • Ten: *only ever sends dog pics captioned 'look how cute, just like me'*
  • Jaehyun: i just met my old teacher, should i fuck him?
  • WinWin: why did i even get up
  • Mark: i'll explain the homework to you but you gotta do it yourself i'm not THAT nice
  • Renjun: *the one who always sends the material*
  • Jeno: *uses fish and noodle as insults*
  • Haechan: Guys…I have to tell you something…IT’S MY BIRTHDAY TOMORROW YOU BETTER NOT FORGET IT
  • Jaemin: Shirts do weird things sometimes, you never know what they’re up to in your closet
  • Chenle: i'll bring watermelon. or some other fruit. fruits are great.
  • Jisung: *8pm* good night, i'm going to sleep
A Bo Burnham Gif Board for Tonight’s Episode

my thoughts on Jarco:

As long as Marco is happy, I’m happy. haha they are cute

My thoughts on Starco’s current state:

what.

My reaction to Star being jealous:

yep, I expected that….it was going to happen eventually so why not now, y’know?

My reaction to Star being cute with Janna:

HONESTLY THEY ARE SO CUTE I LOVE MY LESBIAN DAUGHTERS

And Last BUT NOT LEAST,

My reaction to the Kiss:

AND

GO MARCO YOU JUST KISSED THE GIRL YOU HAVE BEEN IN LOVE WITH FOR YEARS! My little Starco heart is pissed off but the part of my heart where Jarco is is quite happy. I am proud of Marco for actually doing it. Sad that the first kiss between one of the two main characters was not each other, but Marco literally just kissed his dream girl WITHOUT puking on her. 

im literally so fucking proud of Serena like

she went from this


to this


and this is motherfucking character development 


like she became this strong girl and she’s still sweet and caring and like who the fuck cares if she didn’t win now she’s so brave and ready to fight for her dreams and oh my god i want to cry because she’s a ten-year-old anime character and she’s so fucking real and she fucking deserves the opportunity yashio is giving to her

she’ll always be my favorite companion and when the time comes ill miss her lots but boy i have so much respect for this character you have no idea

remain strong my beautiful, beautiful queen <3

so i know i always talk about being gay like literally all the time but do you actually understand what that means
because i am gay. i love girls and things that girls do and things about girls and i have crushes on girls and girls make me blush and feel things and i love thinking about girls and writing and reading about girls. i dream about spending my life with a girl and getting married to a girl. like im not just a concept, im a living, breathing lesbian.
and i wish it was just this simple but there’s a weight to these words and it hurts sometimes, it hurts a lot of the time. but im going to talk about it casually and seriously and humorously and figuratively. i won’t stop talking about it. im so gay.

literal Heathers song titles
  • Beautiful: high school still fucking sucks
  • Candy Store: i'll kick your ass. i'll kick anyones ass
  • Fight For Me: violence turns me on
  • Freeze Your Brain: 7-11 turns me on
  • Big Fun: go home you're drunk
  • Dead Girl Walking: sex
  • The Me Inside of Me: how to fake a suicide note 101
  • Very: spooky heather hell dream
  • Blue: huge dicks have sad smaller dicks
  • Our Love is God: hello naughty children it's murder time
  • Prom or Hell?: guess who fucked up
  • My Dead Gay Son: gay or european but gayer
  • Seventeen: murder isn't cool anymore
  • Shine a Light: well anyway here's my life story
  • Lifeboat: problematic fave turns into cinnamon roll
  • Shine a Light Reprise: literally the worst fucking song in this musical
  • Kindergarten Boyfriend: cinnamon roll deserves happiness
  • Yo Girl: surprise bitch bet you thought you'd seen the last of me
  • Meant to be Yours: i'm gonna kill my girlfriend
  • Dead Girl Walking Reprise: i'm gonna kill my boyfriend
  • I Am Damaged: wait a sec i need to sing a song before i die
  • Seventeen: high school still fucking sucks but slightly less
FFFFFFFFFFF

I AM SICK AND TIRED OF COMMENTS AND MESSAGES ASKING ABOUT PJ’S DAYCARE
THIS ONE GIRL THOUGHT IT WAS APPROPRIATE TO SPAM ‘I HAVE A QUESTION FOR YOU’ AND I JOINED CAUSE I THOUGHT IT WAS REALLY IMPORTANT…she then asks…'When’s the next PJ’s daycare?’ Now she writes on my wall 'You crushed me dreams’ FUCKING SO MANY COMMENTS *at least 70%* ARE ABOUT PJ’s DAYCARE. Now I love the comic rouge draws but seriously because of all this I’ve lost my interest in it
Now I’m literally forcing myself to dub it

my least favorite character tropes (especially in young adult literature)

number fucking one: the pixie manic dream girl. to me, a pmdg, it’s this girl who’s perfect in every sense, she’s fun, she’s one-dimensional, is only there to transform the male character’s life, etc. in my opinion, this type of fucking character is mostly prevalent in john green books. take a look at alaska from looking for alaska and margo in paper towns. they’re literally just sitting there in this toxic pedestal the main character puts her in for the entire story and doesn’t really do much of character development, they’re just there to help the male main character do HIS character development. like in general, i like john green books (I KNOW, SUE ME) but i believe he should make less one-dimentional female characters and more well-rounded ones. just my two cents.

number two: the “i’m not like other girls” character. fuck, out of all of them, i think this is the one that annoys me the most. that character that shames all the other girls bc they enjoy doing girly things while she likes to hunt and doesn’t like to wear pretty dresses. it’s especially annoying when all the boys that meet her instantly fall for her even when she’s SO bland!! like she doesn’t have ANY strong opinions, she’s nice to everybody, she’s described as this GREEK goddess but thinks really lowly of herself. i don’t know, i just hate all of it and i can’t stand to read those type of characters. to me, she’s basically a mary sue.

number three: supposedly “strong” female characters. why do strong female characters ALWAYS have to be emotionally unavailable? like ALL of them? why do they also have to be like just STRAIGHT-UP stubborn and not listen to anyone else? also these characters are ALWAYS physically strong and it pisses THE FUCK out of me like you don’t have to be physically strong to be a strong person. i know, shocking. honestly i feel like so many supposedly strong female characters now are such cardboard cut-outs of the same thing again and again. i fucking hate it because strong MALE characters aren’t always portrayed this way. it makes reading a book with a strong female lead not enjoyable. stop it.

number four: the brooding mysterious bad boy. i loathe this trope/cliché. i do. and it’s SO overplayed and not even interesting to read so i don’t get why authors continue to write them constantly. i also hate that they always treat the main character badly but they get away with it because they have a “tragic past card”? like they’ll yell at them or tell them that they’re not good enough or whatever, but the main character is “okay” with it bc they had a rough childhood. that’s fucking abuse, literally. and what’s worse is that they’re very glamorized and readers love them and it’s honestly disgusting. i honestly prefer to read a six-pack no-brain jock to this asshole.

number five: the “gay” character who’s just gay. in a lot of YA books, authors put into the character mix a gay character so they don’t look heteronormative but it just falls way too fucking flat like. there’s literally no other side to this character other than the fact that he’s gay. literally. that’s his whole personality: gay. and it’s more annoying because it’s just filled with stereotypes and it’s just cringe-worthy to read. if you’re going to make a gay character, give them deepness, make them three-dimensional. MAKE SOME RESEARCH. 

So this was my list of least favorite character tropes in books :-) Tell me what you think!!!!!!!!?

Ideal Type // NCT Dream

Request: Can you do an NCT Dream ideal type? I’m literally only older than Jisung and Renjun is just so adorable my heart has been aching omg

A/N: Thank you for requesting!!! Awe your so young then! XD Ikr~ Renjun plus Chenle too both of them are so cute!!! 😍 😍 😍

(This isn’t accurate because its just what I think their ideal type would be)


Mark: A girl thats a bit shorter then him, someone that can speak up what they want or think with their own opinion. Someone that can be brave and speak up for them self when they feel unfair. Someone that is not so cutesy but more on the mature type that can understand him more and help him and listen to his worries. Best is if the girl doesn’t really get jealous much cause he can’t handle it good and the relationship would most probably go downhill. I think a girl around the age range of 1997-1999 would suit him most.

Renjun: A girl that would always have a bright smile on her face, basically with a very bubbly personality that can joke around with him and match his energy level. Unlike Mark, Renjun wouldn't mind a bit of jealousy, he’ll actually find that really cute if she gets protective over him. Someone that he can protect and care for but when needed she can look out for him too.

Jeno: Someone that can act cute just like him. Someone he can just sit down and have a mature conversation with but also have fun just hanging out together. A girl he can watch over and take care of basically someone that will depend on him to take care of her. 

Haechan (Donghyuk): Definitely a girl that can handle his personality, everyone knows that Donghyuk can be savage if he wants and sometime he might just accidentally step over the line of playful and hurtful without even meaning to, so a girl that can sass back to him as much as he does it but can also control him if he does go over board with his jokes. Outgoing & playful but also someone that can have a deep and meaningful talk with him from time to time. Donghyuk did also say he likes someone with a good voice, so someone that can have fun and sing with him to have a bit of fun too.

Jaemin: He would prefer someone shorter then him so he could rest his head on hers when he hugs her. A girl thats independent, who doesn’t need him to keep an eye out for her too much. Someone with a playful personality, he’ll love to have little inside jokes between them two. Someone that loves skinship or doesn’t mind it cause Jaemin can be clingy when he wants to be. He can just random wrap his arms around her or hold her hand without letting go for hours.

Chenle: I think he’ll prefer someone his own age(2001) to date until he gets a bit older. Someone around his own height or a bit shorter would be perfect for him. Someone that could be mischievous and likes to joke around. A really nice and kind girl that likes to lend a helping hand whenever she can.

Jisung: Outgoing, brave & straight forward, Jisungs not gonna make the first move on a girl even if he likes her so most probably she would have to step up and do it. A girl that can be initiative and someone that can understand his personality well. He wouldn’t really like it if the girl nags or tell him off, so someone not too controlling or he’ll easily get annoyed.

I don’t even get Sansa hate like, the girl was literally a child when shit hit the fan? She wasn’t gonna react to the events like a sneaky mastermind? She had lived a carefree life, and had innocent dreams and bratty moments like many girls that age? How dare she? Let’s hate HER in a story full of horrible people!

And now that she has evolved from that, that’s still not okay either, huh? I don’t get some people.