literally spent all day long on this

Allowance use

Alright my dolls, you locked that SD and started getting that money, what y'all gonna do with it?

-don’t even think about spending the whole amount. I mean NO. No matter if you are sure that’s a steel deal you got yourself, remember your daddy can leave you any time. So -

-always take some of your allowance and stack it like it doesn’t exist, literally, DEAD, burnt. Have your own little rainy day trust fund, it can be your childhood piggy bank, I don’t care as long as those paper bills aren’t spent.
Why?
You are in a great position now yet how you gonna know what tomorrow can bring you? Maybe you will be in drought for weeks sometimes a month or more. Always be prepared.

-don’t get into that terminator spending mode as soon as those hands feel the paper. Do you really need them Chanel bags and Loubies? If you are really craving for it make your SD get em for you. But honestly, shoe/bag/clothes shopping will make you happy for a while, a car or a house/apartment shopping would make you a bit more permanently happy ? These are big goals I know however aren’t unreasonable and aren’t something so not possible to reach.

-first take care of your bills/rent/tuition/food supply, COVER your basic needs for the month, SAVE the rest. You would be amazed by the sum if you counted all of them bills spent on cute little things you bought yourself from sugaring.

-Keep the receipts and sum it up in the end of a month, if you aren’t going to keep track of your money who will? God? No.

-set up some bigger goals that you plan on reaching from sugaring. It’s maybe paying off that student loan, signing up for masters degree, saving up for your own place, investing in stocks or a small start up of your own. You name it. But I’m sure there must be something more valuable to you than the shopping sprees. Tend to be more friendly to your future.

-I saw a movie few months back, and there was this scene where a bodyguard of a rich guy asks these SBs hanging in the mansion how are they investing their money? What they all said-shoes and bags. And then he spilled the basic truth, What y'all gonna do with them shoes and bags in few years? Mr X will replace you all with them younger bitches and then what? You gonna live in ya shoes? Damn. Opened my eyes. You ain’t gonna be sugaring forever.

-if you HAVE a vanilla job, don’t even dream about leaving/quitting! NO. No matter what or how good your SD is. No matter what he promises to you no matter how much money he gives you. THAT is NOT your PERMANENT INCOME. Allowance is your little/big lottery ticket you are getting every month/week. Treat it like one. It CAN be a losing one just from next time.

-be a HOE but a smart HOE. Always mention to these SDs your actual goals for your future, he is more likely to spend and help ya out with that education/business venture for example than he’ll be interested in spending on some flashy superficial stuff. I’ve learned that hard way.

-think about the way you get your allowance (wire transfer, pay pal, cheque etc) this does vary on a country you live in but CASH will always be the good old almighty cash.

-if he gives you a card, don’t buy everything you see! Take cash from ATMs and stack it. If that card is really at your disposal use it SMART. Pay your groceries with it, bills if possible, replace a thing in your home, help out your family if you are able. But don’t go on a crazy mall tour. Your SD won’t really give a damn how you used it, moreover you can earn bonus points if he notices you are spending it smart.

-I’m not saying that you should not go shopping eventually but be smart about it. Keep inventory of your wardrobe, do supply/demand chart. Do your supply renewal every 3 or 6 months. PLANNING is the mother of SPENDING. If you take care of your wardrobe it will always look fresh and new. Respect it. Remember- your bomb pussy earned that!

-you have stuff in your closet you haven’t worn a year? Great. Sell it online. It will clear up your space and get you some extra $$$.

-another tip on saving- don’t necessarily go all the time to beauty salons (if it’s not something mandatory you can’t do yourself), take some time and do your own mani/pedi, if you can style your hair (there’s some new brushes that literally do the straightening for you while using it, if I find a link I’ll post it) learn to do your own makeup. Don’t buy all the most expensive beauty products all the time, there are cheaper ones which are also good. Take note: BRAND sells the product. So don’t be a victim of someone’s successful advertising. Just because it’s a Dior cream it’s why you need to own it?

-stack as many SDs as possible, short time ones, regular ones, it means MORE money for your wallet.

-don’t show off, don’t bring that negativity out from people. It’s still bad energy and why would you possibly want to make yourself a problem or an unpleasant situation? E.g. Outing you to your friends family coworkers etc, list has no end. You DO NOT have to impress anyone! You live in your OWN skin NOT in other peoples EYES!

-if you can’t keep track of your finances/spendings hire an accountant, it will help you big time!

-take advantage of the sales when you are getting your food/wardrobe or whatever

-don’t be lazy and go to the restaurants all the time! LEARN how to cook if you don’t already know. I’m aware how delicious that home delivery is but the price of a single order could maybe cover more meals if you went to the supermarket. It’s ok occasionally ordering food/going out to eat but think how much you can save up just by cooking yourself.

-be bills and environmental friendly, which means that you don’t need to have all of your lights in the home ON all the time, take your charger out when finished charging your phone/computer, don’t leave your desktop running all day/night or on sleep mode. Same applies to your tv. Take showers instead of filling up the tub. You will be amazed how much all of that can reduce your monthly expenses! Now sum that up for a year! Oh, yes.

-instead of paying for a crazy expensive gym, go out for a run, work out at home/in nature, don’t be lazy and look up YouTube tutorials for different workouts that don’t include gym.

-use public transport whenever you can instead of taxis/uber/your own car (if you own one), take a bicycle if you can, it will do magic to your body and your bank account.

-learn the difference between your NEEDS and DESIRES. Your desire can be your worst enemy if you can’t control it.

-don’t hoard food! Do your supply AD HOC (when necessary).

-make list of all monthly expenses you have, write PROs and CONs for each. Ask yourself do you really need it every month? Cut all unnecessary things off that list.

-get a vanilla job if you already don’t have one!

Combine some of these tips and do good for yourself, doesn’t necessarily mean you have to follow up to the point rather customize it to your own convenience!

Be a smart Hoe with your money.

“Baby, I’m on the phone”.

Drabble game. Prompt #16 Im Jaebum: Smut

Requested by my babe @annjaee


He was finally coming home. It had been a long and lonely couple of weeks without him while he toured and you were so anxious to feel him hold you close.

You had spent all day making the apartment ready for his return. It was clean, there were candles lit all around, you even wore his favorite matching set of lingerie. You planned on a long night of passion starting as soon as he walked through the door, to make up for lost time.

You heard him fiddling with the keys before turning the knob and pushing the door open. Your heart pounded with pure excitement.

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all those asks are over a month old. i started this a while ago and just finished it today… thanks to everyone who sent me ideas or encouragement, its always good to see people interested in my work :)

anyways,

when someone suggested prom i was like geeze… but then i thought, yeah. prom.

In this AU i never have them dating. but they care about each other, technically. they would go to prom together. even if they were sort of mutually grumpy about it.

the end…?

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Silverflint Domestic AU: Inspired by @mrbarrow‘s awesome Domestic AU gifset. Silver and Flint go back to Miranda’s house and make a peaceful life there with good books, plenty of food, and a comfortable bed. They go fishing, tell each other stories, and tend Miranda’s vegetable garden. It should be too quiet, too sedate, but they’re both so tired of fighting and pretending that it’s only a relief. They’re safe and comfortable and happy together, and finally James can return Flint to the sea and become himself again. 

(Oh, and of course Silver comes home one day with a parrot and Flint is far less than impressed, but his irritation only makes Silver more pleased with his impulse purchase.)


Oh man remember when I thought I would scan all my recent art and upload it what a joke

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This was a spur-of-the-moment decision that I spent literally my entire spring break on! Over twice as long of the second one… holy cow.

All comics can be found at @accidentpronesans

^OK so,

After the first episode of dr3 dropped, I drew this. As you can see, Komaeda is really comically short. This was not on purpose. I had just finished a first playthrough of sdr2 and just always ignored the canon height charts that are literally written into the game. I did not find out I was wrong about this until I finished and said “Huh. Wait. I can Google the heights.”

OK so, even if Komaeda wasn’t HALF AN ENTIRE FOOT TALLER THAN KAZUICHI, this would still be ridiculous.

So, like any responsible artist, I’ve spent all day making fun of myself;

So excuse my long post but I just really needed to share this with the internet.

anonymous asked:

🎊🎊🎊

For every 🎊 I get I’ll recommend a blog

@silverheartsilverskin – I don’t mean to alarm anyone but I’m madly in love with Ana? What a babe, what a muse, what an OC. Zoey has breathed so much life into her that I still have a hard time believing she’s not a Marvel character with her own comic book run. The writing is beautiful, the muse is beautiful, and I could literally talk to the mun all the live long day. So basically a triple threat of awesome. 

@sheslikeyou– I’ve never really interacted with the mun or the muse but I love seeing this Laura on my dash!! They are so sweet and so lovely and so so so full of love for the character. I wish I had more to write re: experience with them but mostly I just want to pimp them out because I love having them on my dash and I love seeing them there. 

@decentsoul– As somebody who spent like close to three years RPing a minor character that didn’t last long, I’m pretty familiar with the ups and downs. And it’s always fucking awesome to see somebody who takes a character that had immense potential, and brings that potential to life where the writers did not. Benny deserved so much better, and Astro absolutely gives him what he deserves. A voice and a huge heart that you just know was there in the diner with El, but he didn’t really get a chance to showcase it all the way. I love ‘em!

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If you're not up to doing requests tonight, that's okay, but when you're up for it - Rose/Alisha accidentally call Lailah mom? Sorey never really had one and Seraphs don't in general, but she does something really motherly and it just slips out. Then EVERYONE starts calling her that and they get her mother's day presents <3

HOLY FUCK MOM IM YELLING AND MELTING

I READ THIS YESTERDAY BEFORE I WENT TO BED AND LITERALLY SPENT ALL DAY THINKING OF A GOOD SCENARIO THEN SPENT LIKE 3 HOURS DRAWING A COMIC FOR IT

it might not be /quite/ what you asked for but i did what i could without making it too long lmfao bUT HERE IT IS I HOPE YOU LIKE YOUR MESSY COMIC

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I spent literally all day doing Eevee sketches. Some anthro, some not. I’m trying to get back into the habit of simply drawing for fun and not work or commission stuff.

Not to long ago someone asked me what my favorite pokemon was, and I was a little hesitant to give a solid answer–but in retrospect, it’s definitely Eevee.

Eevee, and all related evolutions, are my favorite pokemon ever.

Life Update 

Hey guys! It’s been a while. 9 months to be exact. I’m so sorry I haven’t been an active member of the Simblr Community for so long; I’ve missed you all so much. Anyway, I have officially finished my first year of University and I’m ready to come back and play The Sims again. I spent the day organising my desk (it was literally covered in books and makeup and god knows what before), so I am now able to play comfortably again. I plan on spending the evening running updates and sorting out CC etc so that my game will be playable again. If all goes well, I should be posting again by later on tonight, but we’ll see how it goes. I’m so happy to be back and I’ll look forward to speaking to many of you very very soon! :)

easy, no fuss, 2 step approach to internet happiness.

1. unfollow white men. do it everywhere. keep friends or family, but everyone else goes. the comedians, the celebrities, the politicians, the friends of friends, the bloggers. unfollow/mute them on twitter, on tumblr, on facebook. stop listening to their podcasts. you don’t need their voices in your head - literally in your ears - or their opinions in your face all day, their not-hot takes on current events. you’ve been hearing it all your life, anyway. you have already spent your whole life listening to it. isn’t it time to try something else?

2. replace them with women and POC. again: EVERYWHERE. you might ask: can’t i just choose to add more women and POC? no, i tried that, too. but it’s a numbers game. there are more white men, and they talk ALL THE DAY LONG because they LOVE THEIR VOICE, OH MY GOD DO THEY LOVE IT. it’s easier to just remove them from the equation.

give this experiment two months, see what it’s like.

you will not want to go back. it is so much nicer here.

#252 I used to be like you

(This is what I’m putting up for 2000! Backstory: I wrote this for my english class, except it wasn’t d/p, it was not so low key fob. But because I’m actually really proud of it, I decided to just make a few name switches! Sorry if I missed any, it’s a really long story (literally.) Also trigger warning for alluded self harm. Also also there’s trashy fob/p!atd references that my discount Patrick Stump english teacher pointed out to me like “rlly” OK ENOUGH RAMBLING ENJOY)

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