literally screaming because perfection

Tell Me Something That I’ll Forget.

Rating: NC-17

Word Count: 11.5K+

Content: Bi!Lashton, polyamory (MFM dynamic), language, graphic content, sexual situations (anal sex, multiple partners, light spanking, orgasm denial, etc.)

A/N: I have returned and it feels so good to be back. This is something that I’ve been working on for quite some time, and it is notably different from what I’ve posted before. I had an idea of Chef Ashton and I’ve always wanted to explore polyamory within the bounds of fanfiction. This is what I came up with after about two months of messing around with it. Have an open mind if this is all new to you. Enjoy. :-)

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Hey guys so long story short my best friend is making me do this before we go to the 1989 Tour because I was a wild one last time. I’ve been a swiftie since February 2007 when I got my first album “Taylor Swift”. From then on I have been obsessed with Taylor Swift, and everyone will tell you that I am like a bloodhound when it comes to anyone even whispering something about Taylor lol. So two years ago I decided to go to the Re Tour with my best friend Kayla (it was my first concert ever). Little did I know that is soon as Taylor would walk on stage, all bets would be off, I would hit the floor screaming, crying, literally it was the perfect storm because it even rained before the concert. Then more surprises kept hitting me because little did I know that Mrs. Shifty Swifty was going to waltz the isles of Gillette Stadium to Stage B and pass within like 5 feet of me (almost died right there). I hurdled so many chairs that literally the security would not leave my side until I exited the stadium. Then Taylor decided to play “All Too Well” and if you know me, you know that song hits me like a sack of potatoes launched at you like a rocket and I start getting the feels and being emotional AF. I proceeded to cry so much after that I have a migraine for the next lifetime. Through all of this my best friend Kayla was there to witness the whole ordeal. For this upcoming tour I am publicly apologizing in advance so people don’t think I am crazy (I SWEAR IM NOT BUT YOU NEVER KNOW)!! I can’t wait for the 1989 World Tour at Gillette and I will be there on both nights with my best friends supporting our home girl


. I AM BEYOND EXCITED AS YOU CAN TELL!!! I’m so excited to meet all of you that I’ve been talking to on tumblr so don’t be afraid to approach me! My goal is to literally fill up my phone with pictures! PS: if I accidentally interrupt ‘Clean’ because an ambulance had to rush in to evacuate me I am SOOOOOOO Sorry but that song gives me major feels and idk what kind of shock I might go into like my friends are bringing a defibrillator if they need to revive me. Taylor is gonna slay my soul back and forth to heaven, I can just foretell that right now.

I'm going to the GRAMMYS

So a few days ago I just found out that I’m going to the GRAMMYS with my cousins in law. And I’m so excited because that means I get to see @taylorswift again in real form and perfection. And I’m literally screaming because I just wanted to hug her and tell her and yeah…but anyways thought y'all might like to know

“Bonnie, you’re just not used to guys hitting on you!”... said Damon! Because he’s tried to hit on her since the first season! LOL

I can understand Bonnie because women love epic romantic movies…but WHY Damon in the “prison world” watched The Bodyguard with Bon Bon for the billionth time? It literally screams “perfect boyfriend mode activated”… because a “friend mode activated” man after the third time would have said “Bonnie I can’t stand watching this romantic movie anymore, bye”…but he didn’t! Does that not count for anything?!

Damon is too shy to get Bon Bon and he tried really hard to hit on her finding subtle ways like watching for the billionth time “The Bodyguard” with her. 

He’s probably waiting like all the bamon shippers for a miracle and who knows… everything can happen… Shy!DamonxBonBon is the best SL in TVD. No matter what will happen in the show in the future, the eternal struggle of Damon to get her attention is my personal endgame! <3

Look at this homicidal vampire when he looks shyly and subtly at his Bon Bon: