literally me when in a relationship

An idol: says something genuinely abt supporting same gender attraction in public obviously nervous about the reaction be it they’re closeted or worried about the reaction in a non LGBT space where literally Anything could happen as a repercussion
The hetero shippers™ : he’s nervous bc of the relationship he has with his band member that I made up 😩😩😩💕💕

2. blow me while you can


                                          JUNGKOOK X READER

                             SYNOPSIS: Sometimes your boyfriend                                                             is annoying when his dick is hard.

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“Is that a hamster eating a miniature pie?”

It was the start of the weekend and—naturally—you were watching a video about hamsters eating tiny food on tiny furniture in a tiny house made of popsicle sticks. A bowl of popcorn was situated on your boobs and you were lying comfortably on your dorm bed. Or at least you were until Jungkook all but slammed your door open and alerted your entire floor of his presence.

“I don’t tell you how to live your life, Jungkook,” you supplied, turning your head back to the brightly lit laptop screen.

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Snow as a Z*ki motif...

See, I get that snow is a Z*ki thing… Because of all the promo images and what not… But like, within the actual manga, they’ve literally only had like, one scene in the snow??? 

And it was when Zero pointed a gun at Yuuki??? 

So when I see parallels between ‘Juri smells rain and thinks of Haruka’, with ‘Yuuki smells snow and thinks of Zero’, I just kind of, laugh???

Because, are y’all really drawing a comparison between Juri thinking of Haruka wanting to share an umbrella, with Yuuki remembering Zero wanting to kill her??? 

It’s just a weird idea to me, and sometimes I wonder if the snow is more representative of Kaname’s presence always looming over the Z*ki relationship…

Because when you think about it, within the actual manga, Yume have had far more scenes in the snow than Z*ki…

Kaname first saves Yuuki on a snowy night

Yuuki’s childhood memories of Kaname are in the snow

Kaname awakened Yuuki whilst snow fell around them…

It just seems weird that, if snow really is a Z*ki thing, then why do Yume have multiple scenes in the snow, whilst Z*ki only has one. And it’s one that is far from being either loving or romantic in nature… 

But if we look at how Yuuki is unable to let go of Kaname, regardless of being with Zero, and if we take snow to be a symbol of Yuuki’s relationship with Kaname… 

Well, suddenly things start to make a bit more sense.

anonymous asked:

Mon-El guy again. Saw the episode finally and while I do think the relationship has issues, it still doesn't both me too much. I think I accepted early on it wasn't going be a long term/end game relationship. To use another fandom I love, he's like Riley or Kennedy from Buffy instead of Angel, Spike, or Tara.

I get what you’re saying about them not being endgame (thank god!) but that doesn’t excuse literally slaughtering Kara’s character just to pair her up with Mon “life was better when I objectified women” El. Also, Kara spend half the time arguing with him and telling him and I quote “the part about your infuriating male ego is true” just to do a completely 180 the last 5 minutes and forgive him for everything so then can make out on the couch cause it’s Valentine’s like it makes absolutely no sense???? AND all of this happened in a supposedly Sanvers centric episode where sanvers had literally 5 minutes of screen time while mon-el probably had like 15-20 minutes of screentime tl;dr I AM ANGRY 

Listen…,,..,.Hazel is too young for Frank

I recently bought the November issue of the PASH! Magazine, mostly to have a physical print of this bit of official art, but scanning the section about Yuri on Ice I discovered something and this might just be big.

See that little caption at the bottom? The translation goes as follows (forgive me any mistakes):

Yuuri is often swayed by Victor and his extremely “my pace” approach… But when the man he had always admired gets close his heart won’t stop pounding!?

Guys. Guys. This is official material.

And the text uses the phrase ドキドキが止まらない. They literally say that Yuuri’s heart goes dokidoki for Victor, I shit you not.

In case you still had doubts how the show wants us to see and understand their relationship here it freaking is. This is not a drill. This is happening.

(Here’s the original text if you want to correct my translation: 超マイペースなヴィクトルに、勇利が振り回されることもしばしば…。でも憧れの存在との急接近にドキドキが止まらない!?)

lol an ex boyfriend went through my phone to find an out of context convo from two weeks back of me and my best friend (lots of scrolling to get to a literal 5 text exchange) talking about a girl i found hot and used that to “confirm” i couldn’t be trusted esp since i was bisexual and constantly used that against me. so yeah, bisexuals in m/f relationships absolutely need their community’s support because straight people do not associate w us and only give a fuck about us when we hide our identities.

straight is a construct of institutional power which bisexuals do not and can never have so by lumping us with our actual oppressors is setting us up for actual abuse. we’re not asking our community to love m/f relationships. we’re asking our community to love us, bisexuals, like we love our community because regardless of who we’re with we are still vulnerable to harm from straight society.

clingy and annoying doesn’t bother me when it’s from the right person, i literally do not mind if my boyfriend sends me a picture of a car he likes at 3am even if I’m not really into cars, his first thought was ‘i know imma send that to my girlfriend’ and yes i love that shit

them: you’ve never been in a relationship, you don’t know what it’s like to have your heart broken


me: lmfao, yeah okay

Newt Scamander and my Favourite Moments

I’ve realised I’ve reblogged a lot about the film ‘Fantastic Beast and Where to Find them’ and particularly about Newt Scamander who is literally an innocent cinnamon bun so, I decided to write about some of my favourite moments (Feel free to add more!) 

*Warning this contains spoilers* 

*Also I do not own any of the gifs used, credit goes to people who made them*

-First off him being a Hufflepuff just made me love him 100% more than I already do

-“Mummy’s here.”

-Newt crying when he hands over Pickett even though it’s only a trick.

-Just simply Newt and Pickett’s relationship

-Newt being protective over his animals because they are harmless and the ones that are cruel are the humans.

- “Nothing in there is dangerous!” (and with that my heart shattered)

-Newt knowing the erumpent mating dance, (just imagine him learning it though!)

- His expressions/reactions towards the Niffler! 

-Also him tickling the Niffler!

-Him making sure it’s okay with Credence for him to come closer before he does

-Newt just being a tall bean and looking adorable and awkward in this scene

-Newt and Tina

-His friendship with Jacob

(Please feel free to add more because there are loads that I either can’t remember or can’t find the correct gif :P) 

victor and yuuri are NOT on the same page

a few more thoughts before i pass the fuck out

in victor’s mind, they’re engaged.  they’re going to get married.  there is literally nothing more he can do to show his love to yuuri.  nothing more he feels he has to do.  he is secure in their relationship.  he assumes the same for yuuri.  when he says “we’ll get married after you win the gold” he (obviously) doesn’t literally mean that yuuri winning the gold is a condition to their marriage, he means it as a lighthearted, motivational joke of sorts.  

look at his face when he says it.  

“ne, yuuri?? ;D” 

he doesn’t realize he’s just unintentionally reinforced the conditionality of his love for yuuri’s anxiety.  

he’s kind of an oblivious ditz where the impact of his words and deeper emotional shit come in, as has been very well established at this point.  

so of course now, at the grand prix final, after having essentially told yuuri the night before that the ring on his finger symbolizes their eternal bond, he is perfectly content with paying more attention to the event than to yuuri.  

he’s off in his own lil world (again).  he literally cannot fathom that yuuri would feel insecure in their relationship at this point, and for the most part, reasonably so– he pretty much just proposed the night before.  so he’s thinking about his future and his friends and shit now that he has found the missing part of his life he was looking for: life & love with yuuri. and now he’s symbolically eternalized that bond.  

so of course, the future and friends and competing are good and healthy things to be thinking about, yknow, not fixating on one person and one person only– when it is not at the expense of your boyfriends BLATANT ANXIETY THAT IS HAPPENING RIGHT IN FRONT OF U. 



these precious tadpoles honestly need to get their shit together and i have every inch of faith that they will

Newt Scamander is on the autism spectrum no?

1) he rarely makes eye contact
2) he relates better to animals than people
3) extremely literal and logical
4) has a hard time making friends
6) collecting and categorizing a single interest to the point of impacting his life and relationships
7) He seems uncomfortable with emotions except when with animals. When he is able to connect emotionally with humans, its the outcasts like himself.
8) He doesn’t acknowledge rules that don’t fit his logic. Not in a “I’m a badass the rules don’t apply to me" way but a “does not compute” sort of way

Maybe I’m seeing what I want to see but I LOVE THIS. Visibility makes me happy :)

@majamy03 OKAY (spoiler warning???)

FIRST OF ALL, the Joker was written in a way that made him so obviously a gay character, at least if you ask me, and the hero/villain relationship between Batman and the Joker was treated like they were a couple

The entire plot happens because it’s all Joker trying to make Batman acknowledge their relationship and admit there’s something special between them

Literally all of Joker’s motivation to do what he does is to make Batman think of him the same way he thinks of him

He literally “breaks up” with Batman at one part because Batman wouldn’t say “I hate you too” when Joker said “I hate you, now, you say it”.

Istg Batman made him cry like, 3 times because he kept rejecting him

Theres a really gay, sunset scene with them at the end too tho where Batman finally admits he feels the same way. As this sun is setting dramatically they have this entire “I hate you” “I hate you more” “I hate you most” “I hate you forever~” thing.
(Since its a hero/villain dynamic they say I hate you instead of I love you but it’s still said in this stupid, loving tone that murders my soul)

just good golly man.

Batman lovingly tapping Joker’s chin and saying something like “I’ll see you around” almost killed me?

Also Robin, before he knew Bruce Wayne and Batman were the same person, thought he had TWO dad’s and was super excited about it which was precious as hell

I think sometimes people forget how vital comedy can be. It isn’t just good for a laugh, it can cure sadness, anxiety, depression, and in my case, save lives. Like over the summer, I was so violently depressed that I went for days without getting out of bed but then I started watching The Office. This sounds silly, but it gave me a reason to get up in the morning. It gave me motivation to get out of bed and go to my jobs. Beyond that, it taught me a lot about relationships and what healthy relationships were vs unhealthy, all while making me laugh. It literally lifted me out of one of the worst times of my life emotionally, and by the end of watching it, I didn’t feel so hopeless anymore. This has happened to me multiple times with different comedians, TV shows, and movies. Comedy has saved me time and time again just when I start feeling bleak about the world. Comedy is so, so important. It’s beautiful.

My relationship goals are literally to just be in a relationship.

Honestly, the feeling of finally getting over someone you never thought you’d be able to get over is so beautiful. You feel so free and refreshed. It literally feels like new beginnings. And you know what’s even better? When they randomly cross your mind or you experience something that faintly reminds you of them and there is no emotion. It’s like this neutral feeling–no good or bad emotions arise. You’re just in a state of acceptance. And it is the acceptance of what came to be that gives you peace of mind.


  • firST OF ALL even looks so nervous when he’s approaching like do i wanna do this ok yes i do but what if they hate me and he gives isak this little look like fuck it im doing this pls dont hate me
  • but he got welcomed v nicely and relaxed and obviously got v comfortable bc fuck
  • those looks
    • they felt like inside jokes between isak and even. It makes them look like theyve been in a relationship for ages tbh
  • can those two Chill out for a second
  • here they are, surrounding by their friends, literally being #exposed and isak and even’s eyes just fuckin gravitate towards each other, and even didn’t hold back??? he was openly just staring at isak he didnt give a f-u-c-k
    • internally isak was like “@ me chill he’s looking at you, he winked, smile back, oh god do i smile back, conceal dont feel,d ont show ur friends how much even fuckin makes ur heart race like ur going 100 mph
    • they have so much chemistry??
    • alSO tbh can wE TALK ABOUT HOW ISAK GOES ALL SHY AND MEEK AROUND EVEN WHEN OTHER PEOPLE ARE THERE and when they’re alone isak’s all playful ribbing and [seductive emoji]s. even probably thinks its rlly cute.
  • isak was so awkward bless, it must’ve been so weird to be in front of his friends, with his bf, EVERYONE knowing that he’s gay and he’s with this guy
    • he’s been in this little bubble at his apartment for days on end i don’t think they interacted in school at all, and to have those two bubbles of his life merge together must’ve been Wild.
  • even’s just standing there, listening to them tease (inside he’s Shook), and he sees how uncomfortable isak is with everyone Exposing him, and is like what do i say i need to make a good impression AND get the attention off of him,
  • luckily he knows his audience, he knows a way to get into the good side of some Teenage Boys is to make some good old fashioned sex jokes
  • so he breaks out with the ‘its better you guys weren’t there’ and it takes all the heat off of isak and everyone laughs like "i can’t believe he fuckin said that, we were all thinking it tho, isak u sly dog u”
  • even is just so fuckin happy to FINALLY be introduced to isak’s closest friends, he feels like he finally be a REAL part of isak’s life, not a secret.
  • even just being there. for isak, to help out him out, to ground him, to get him out of social awkwardness. like just his presence is enough to completely change isak’s mood and isak loves every second that even is around him.
  • also that Wink. even is so playful and flirty i wanna cry.
  • just from these interaction we can see that both of them have changed. they’ve grown. even doesn’t have such a mask on anymore - he doesn’t play it cool, he sounds upset when isak asks him about sonja and it doesn’t take much prodding for him to come out and be like UGH. isak is way more comofrtable talking to even, and teasing him a little bit, and asking about stuff. and he doesn’t idolize him either - he questions him. he doesn’t let it go. and u bet he’s gonna think about what happened and not just trust what even’s telling him.
  • what boyfriends!!!!!!!!!

In the left picture I was just as lost as I look. Lost mentally, lost when it came to school, relationships, everything. It has been a long time coming and I cannot stress this enough, stop tearing down people who love everything about them. You never know how long it took for them to love their self. I have been around people who literally smacked my phone out of my hand and said I take too many selfies, out of hate bc I LOVE ME! What is wrong with admiring myself? this new body that I WORKED for. I deserve to take as many god damn selfies I want. If I call myself pretty everyday so what. I have to keep reminding myself that I am beautiful inside and out. So if you know someone who you think is “too cocky” or “too full of their self” don’t be so quick to judge.

Hey TV Networks here's a great idea

let girls fall in love with other girls