literally me im not even joking

lotor’s design is so frustrating to me not only because hes so bland but also because of his fucking BANG LIKE…………………….. JUST ONE BANG………………………….. WHY WOULD ANYONE THINK GIVING HIM ONE ERECT LITTLE STRAND OF HAIR COMING FROM HIS FOREHEAD WAS A GOOD IDEA……………………………..


anonymous asked:

hi!!!!! can I please request for a minhyun college au? I am addicted to your writing (๏ฝฅ´ะท`๏ฝฅ) thank you in advance xxx

for nu’est ive decided it’d be cool to make them all medical students!! so consider it residency-college!au LOL~

  • specialty: minhyun is doing his residency in dermatology  
  • is known as the “pretty boy” of the unit and other residents are always joking that patients favor him because,,,,,,,,well one he has gorgeous skin,,,,,,,but everything else about him is literally just as gorgeous
  • is really sweet and tries his best to be polite,,,,,,even if taking another 10 hour shift is literally going to Kill Him,,,,,minhyun just smiles and is like : ) it’s fine : ) im fine
  • his superiors like him the most and their favoritism shows because guess who doesn’t get yelled out for taking a five minute snack break? it’s minhyun
  • but even though he comes off so mannered and mature,,,,,he has a lil nerdy side,,,,,like his phone background is always his cute niece and him but one day someone noticed that his lock screen was literally a screenshot from the transformers movie,,,,,,,like,,,,,,,,,
  • everyone keeps asking if he’s dating and minhyun is just like,,,,i,,,,,d,,dating?!?!?!?! and they’re like oh my god you have the face and you’re telling us you haven’t used it yet
  • and minhyun is like ?!?! i use it everyday to eat, to read - and everyone is like oh jesus no that’s nOT WHat we MEANT
  • but if anyone as much as dares to try to do ‘corrupt’ minhyun (as dongho affectionately refers to it) minhyun just turns pink and bites his lips and is like i!! don’t know anything about that,,,,,
  • boy is already in residency and sometimes if a patient get too close he has to excuse himself,,,,,,,soft boy
  • speaking of dongho and the rest of nu’est they all do residency in the same hospital so every now and then they’ll meet up to eat lunch outside
  • and everyone swoons because they’re the ~visual residents~ a group of goodlooking guys in white doctors coats,,,,,,what a dREAM
  • and then dongho gets crumbs all over his scrubs and minhyun is like come here i need to clean it - don’t you dare run from me- come bacK
  • is really good at his job though, so much so that people are like he doesn’t even need to do residency he knows sO MUCh
  • graduated at the top of his class in med school, still studies as diligently as before, literally takes notes on e v e r y t h i n g the doctors say
  • jr jokes that when minhyun opens his own dermatology clinic he should give all of them face lifts but minhyun is like,,,,,,,,im not doing that im doing immunodermatology wanna hear what i learned about leprosy-
  • jr: i gtg rn i was just trying to make a joke i am so sorry
  • anyway you also work in the hospital,,,,,but not as a resident or anything you’re actually in the tech department
  • and you know about minhyun because how can you not,,,,,but also,,,,,,,,he’s called the tech department like a minimum of twenty times a week because for some reason he’s super smart
  • but takes like ten years to type in a patients chart notes and he’s always getting a bit confused with the hospitals interface
  • and you,,,,,,,dont mind being the one called to help him i mean like have you /SEEN/ him  
  • just standing beside him is like basking in the sunlights glow and u dont mind. not one bit. tbh u r not gonna like lie when u see a call from the dermatology dept u basically fight people for the phone
  • buuuuut you also know that it’s a one sided kinda thing,,,because minhyun could have anyone,,,,,,,literally 
  • u can tell from the fact that his lab coats pockets are always full of candy, letters, and more that both patients and staff give him and yeah it makes ur heart sink a bit but like,,,,
  • whatever the short moment where you get to stand beside him at the desk and tell him (for the 15th time) how to reset the scheduling system works like,,,,,it’s enough
  • which is why when you get called down again, minhyun voice sounding apologetic over the phone u cheerily tell him it’s no problem - you’ll be right down to see what happened 
  • but since the elevator is taking too long u decide to go down the stairs where,,,,you hear voices echoing as you get closer to the floor ur supposed to meet minhyun on
  • and???? they sound familiar,,,,,one is obviously dongho’s,,,,,and the other???? minhyun?
  • and u stop your steps,,,listening to their echoing words 
  • “are you going to ask them? minhyun it’s been two weeks since you decided to say something and you’re still putting it off.”
  • “,,,,,what if they don’t like me-”
  • you blink,,,,wondering if you’re hearing another voice,,,,,and it is,,,,this one belongs to another resident. ren
  • “minhyun, seriously you’re handsome. i dont say that a lot. but ur handsome. very handsome. look at me minhyun does it look like i would lie.”
  • and finally,,,,the calmest voice of the bunch belong to jr: “you should go for it. i think they like you too.”
  • and you’re not sure what else they say because the door opens and a couple of nurses rush by you, their footsteps making noise
  • and in your head you’re wondering,,,,,,who is it that minhyun likes,,,,,,,
  • but not wanting to get lost in your thoughts you rush down coming out into the dermatology dept and seeing minhyun leaning against the wall near the elevators. 
  • you pat his shoulder,,making him jump a bit and the both of you breaking into blushing apologizes but then he mumbles that he’s pretty sure something is going on with the vital monitor
  • and you go inside the room to check it out
  • and as you’re doing your work,,,,you don’t notice minhyun bite his lip,,,,shy eyes trying to avoid your figure in the center of the room
  • quietly fidgeting with his name tag pinned to his collar
  • and when you turn, smile on your face “done! it just got unhooked-”
  • “are you free,,,,,on sunday?”
  • minhyun’s sudden question catches you off guard and you’re like w-what?? and he’s like,,,,,,,, “i-,,,,i have a shift,,,,but i can- it ends at 8 so i could take u to dinner,,,,,maybe,,,,,-”
  • minhyun,,,,with all his pretty features and polite personality cannot seem to stutter out a date invitation 
  • but,,,,you also cant believe ur ears???? the person minhyun liked?????was you???
  • and you’re like “d-don’t you not have many free days? you should rest-”
  • “it’s ok! i want to,,,,,spend it with you.”
  • there’s something of a shy smile on his face,,,,but his eyes are nervous and you’re always feeling your palms sweat
  • because god u really want to say yes,,,,the happiness in your stomach is turning to butterflies,,,,,but you also know that minhyun should rest
  • so you go “ok,,,,,but how about we do something simple,,,,like watch a movie at my place?”
  • and minhyun almost turns cherry red at the mention of coming over and he refuses,,,,,saying it’d be un-gentlemen-y of him but ur just like pleassse it’s fine
  • safe to say you guys do have that date at your place but you purposly pick a boring movie so minhyun falls asleep fifteen minutes in and you let the tired med student sleep soundly on your shoulder as you do your own thing
  • and ofc when he wakes up minhyun is a mess of “im sorrys” and “im not a creep i promise” but u just laugh and tell him it’s ok,,,,,it was a perfect first date because u were able to see him rest
  • which honestly just makes minhyun’s heart flutter even more about you,,,,,on the way home he texts ren and is like “i think they’re an angel,,,,,,,”
  • dating med student!minhyun is slow at first because he’s surprisingly shy about pda or skinship,,,,,to the point where when he first holds ur hand he has to let go 5 minutes later and be like “its not that i dont want to,,,its just,,,,,my hand got sweat and i didnt want u to think thats gross-” and u had to grab his hand back and be like idc if its sweaty i want to hold it forever, minhyun once he gets more comfortable has a habit for always dusting off your uniform or tucking strands of your hair back because he thinks u look cute when ur all neat and whatnot, tbh dongho and jr tell minhyun it might be a lil weird but u like it,,,its minhyun’s personality so u accept it, since he works super long hours u dont really get to see each other often but minhyun really likes it when u text him what ur doing after work esp if u include pictures, at first he’d just be like oh! cool :D or looks yummy! but as you two get closer he’ll kinda be a little sappy saying things like even your silhouette is pretty or i wish i could be beside you right now, a constant struggle is showing people photos of you and minhyun together looking cute in the hospital lobby doing peace signs and ur like that’s my boyfriend! and people are like no no no thats a celebrity honey and ur like,,,no,,,,,no he’s my bf,,,,,,,basically people r just really shocked because minhyun’s visuals are no joke, whenever someone confesses to minhyun whether it’s a patient or a staff he gets all embarrassed but also secretly reaLLY likes saying he has a significant other that he is head over heels for, ren makes fun of him so much for it he imitates his voice and calls out ur name and is like head !!! oveR HEELs~~~!! and minhyun is like pLEASE and ren is just kiss kiss love love u two are sooooo corny, on an anniversary minhyun had work but he sent you a video of him playing on the piano and singing your favorite love song and it legitimately made you tear up, does this thing where when he gets really really tired he’ll never admit it but one kiss from you makes it feel like he can take on the WORLD, an exchange resident named aaron comes to visit and minhyun introduces you to him and is like he’s my bff and aaron is just like “so what base have you and minhyun reac-oK FINE I WONT ASK”, those rare times where residents get more than a day off minhyun always insists on doing the absolute most for you and sometimes you have to literally argue with him to let you do something because he works so hard you want to support him and make it easy, you cooked for him once and you can’t tell if him telling you he LOVED it was fake or real,,,,,,,you guys got matching sweaters from the nu’est boys as a gift and they’re bright pink and corny and minhyun refuses to wear them until you giggled and put it on and minhyun melts for anything you do so he was like ok FINE, surprised you once by pulling you into a storage closet at the hospital and letting a hand slip up your shirt and you were like minhyun?? ?against his neck and he,,,,,couldn’t keep it up you felt his cheeks go hot and he was a stuttering mess like ten minutes in but he was also like i just,,,i really wanted you i dont know what came over me ,,,,,WHAT A FREAKING CUTIE AMIRIGHT THO,,,,promises that once he is done with residency he’s going to get a good job and take you on vacation for never leaving his side through the hardest years of his life and you just kiss his nose and tell him not to worry about it,,,,,but seriously the only thing on minhyun’s mind sometimes (which he finds fascinating) is how much he really rEALLY wants to make you happy,,,,,,,,,,he wants a future,,,,with you 

find others here: ong seongwoo | kang daniel | lee daehwi

They don’t deserve you.

ok like besides all my jokes about gorillaz being gay and me wanting gorillaz to be gay, i really want gorillaz to be gay

do you know how happy we all were when we found that fake/retconned okcupid that said noodle was bi

murdoc is bi in canon, its just hidden away very deeply

russel literally called a dude his soulmate

like some things in the gorillaz canon are really fucking close to queerbating and like, im tired of that. i just want gay or bi characters, who are explicitly mentioned to be gay or bi, in a place where even the less devoted fans will notice it. i want noodle singing about her girlfriend, i want russel to kiss a guy in the upcoming tv show. i want jamie or damon to say murdoc is attracted to men, without them making it a joke. i want lgbt collaborators, singing about lgbt issues

(I really hope this works, its just showing me the title of my image but idk maybe that’s normal? Ive never  submitted anything before so :/)

I wanted to thank you for your unbelievable dedication to all your blogs, because, honestly, how do you have the time for all this? You have all these unbelievably well planned out concepts and storylines and all of you art just seems to ooze love and joy for what you do, and you put so much work into this. Like, someone sends you an ask about a funny thought they had and within five days it’s not only a meme but a whole comic and the best thing that has happened to most of us all year. And it’s honestly unreal how much you interact with us, your followers and fans. It feels like we’re all one big family, even if many of us don’t know each other, because we all interact with you, and you’re like that red silken string that ties all of us together. And whatever you do, it’s awesome. How do you do that?! Like, you tell us you’re gonna take a break and basically tell us you’re gonna go shitpost and it turns out what you consider ‘shitposting’ is the mutant AU none of us knew we needed in our lives. And, speaking of shitposting, your shitpost hours with the gang? Do you know how much I love those??? And you know, I noticed that all of the people who got their zines got a Legmon (Legfam saved my life™ through unbelievable wholesomeness, which is also the reason why I’m sending you this here and not on ask-kimdaily) thank-you card, and I thought if there ever was someone who deserved a thank-you, it’s you. So I borrowed a graphics tablet and drew you something. I know it’s not the prettiest (I downloaded the first free digital art program I came across, and it turns out the free version of Mischief doesn’t let you do layers) but I think the thought comes across well enough. I’d like to hug you in person, but alas, interscreenar travel is not invented yet, so Legmon will have to do it for me. 

Admin: OMG I JUST SAW THIS AND IM CRYING ACTUAL REAL TEARS THIS IS SO SWEET???? I’m so so so thankful you took time to write all of this you don’t even know how much it means to me. I was feeling a bit down ‘cause of life these past few days but this just made my entire week :’-(((((( It’s so rewarding to know that my work has brought such a loving community together. Like no joke, all of you are literally the nicest and sweetest and I couldn’t be any luckier to have found such an amazing group of people to share my art with. I’ll work even harder in the future to create a space that gives you guys as much positive experience you guys can have. Making people happy with my art truly really is one of the greatest joys of my life and you guys never fail to let me know. For that, I’m eternally grateful. Anyway, I LOVE THIS IN ITS ENTIRETY AND I WILL FRAME AND PRINT IT AND STARE AT IT FOREVER thank you so much ily and all of u guys :’-(((( 💖💖💘💖💘💗

anonymous asked:

Plus when V came into the room Jungkook was still trying to tie his robe together. Why are you still trying to tie your robe? Isn't that what took so long to answer the door because in the first place? Jungkook also kept acting really strange the entire time. He was looking everywhere and was hella nervous. Not to mention he had no idea V was even coming to his room. Jimin and Jungkook were up to no good and V knew it and trolled them to the highest degree

Anon’s first message: I agree with you about the jikook video. Jimin was definitely in that room with Jungkook. I believe that they were having some “personal” time. 1. Jungkook was naked in his room and it took him forever to open the door. If he wasn’t doing anything shady why did he take so long to answer the door? 2. Jungkook had the mood set just right. The lights were dim and he had music playing. Why would he have the lights dim and soft music playing

Yes!!!! Like I’m not saying they were getting it on, but it was definitely an intimate and romantic moment between the two. It’s just so suspicious that Jungkook had this soft ass music playing through some speakers with the lights all dimmed and no clothes on. Like, no offense but, thats just hella fucking romantic okay. And THE ROBE THING!!!! Okay so this boy says hes naked then takes over a minute to get a robe on, then it turns out he didnt even have the robe tied ???? like um ???? how long does it take to throw on a robe???? and like im not saying nothing but its basically a proven fact that jungkook was nervous af in that vlive. almost as if…. jimin….. was hiding……. from the camera…… bc they …… had just been doing…… something……
Also Tae is literally the loml (like no joke, hes my ult bias) and the fact that he trolled them so much while simultaneously trying to make sure it wasnt obvious jimin was there just makes me so proud.

A convo between billy and zack (feat. trini and kim)
  • Zack: i wonder what my nose smells like?
  • Billy: come here and i'll tell you
  • Zack: oooh are u gonna show me something else too? *seductively*
  • Billy: yes *winks sexually* (lol idk)
  • Zack: oooh then come here
  • Billy: *sultrily walks over* *leans over to zacks ear* its impossible to smell your own nose because other smells are interfering with your own sense of smell and your schemas of familiar smells make your brain assume what you are smelling. So physically you are smelling your own nose but your brain does not know it...
  • Zack: alright then...but what were you going to show me? *sultry eyebrow movements*
  • Billy: well... just this chart of how the respiratory system and brain works....
  • Zack: oh....
  • Billy: yeah
  • Trini: thats so gay ew
  • Kim: *currently making out with trini* really?
  • This is literally based on a convo i had by myself with myself im not even joking.
BTS finding out you have a crush on them through your diary.

ohhhh boy I am sorry this took so long thank you for requesting and man I am sorry if this sucks. @diannajasanders-love

Rap Monster: 

okay Namjoon probably would be caught dead reading your diary but if you perhaps left it out and he didnt know what it was boy was he about to get the shock of his life.

“She/He thinks my dimples are to die for! oh! and a voice that could melt…!! Ok i gotta find Y/N.” 

Originally posted by chimcheroo


He would be in shock tbh he would read that you liked him and wouldn’t believe until he started to read all the reasons why.

“She/he thinks my lips are sexy?! No WAY she/he thinks I’m funny! I have so many jokes!!

Originally posted by pjmksj


Yoongi wouldnt have read your diary personally but when jungkook and Tae come running up to him his interests would be peaked. 

 “Hyung! Hyung you have to ask out Y/N! She/he thinks you’re the cutest thing under the sun and that your um… extremely sexy during…cypher part 3?”

“What? WHat even is that let me see! cute?? IM cUTE?”

Originally posted by cyyphr

J Hope: 

Hobi would be literal sunshine for hours after reading your diary and wouldn’t even hide it he would straight up go find your immediately after.

“Hey! Hey Y/N a little birdie told me that you wished i would hip thrust right into your bedroom and I have a smile made of pure sunshine??”

Originally posted by nnochu


Jimin would read the stuff from your diary and laugh not fully getting some of the stuff written in there?

“What does She/He mean “never been more jealous of a lollipop”????” 

Originally posted by chimcheroo


The boys would find your diary laying out and as soon as Jungkook started reading the juicy details Tae’s face would light up and Yoongi’s would drop in disgust.

“Wait Wait read the part about my glistening face from the gods…no wait the part about how she/he wants to run her fingers through my hair!”

Originally posted by jjilljj


This boy would be shook and confused. Like he and V would be fooling around and reading but as soon as they got to the part about him he would turn beet red.

“M-Monster thighs? She/He wants to be p-pressed between my thighs???”

Originally posted by jeonwilds

~Admin Sai 

larvesta  asked:

thoughts on me and why im a bitch

anti-honesty hour: you talk about how amazing it is being straight literally like all the time like jesus fucking Straighty McStraight over here. your sense of fashion sucks ass and honestly like a total nerd???? like wow so uncool???? we have like almost nothing in common it’s like super sad

guys i love olivia so much i can’t even insult her as a joke im the nerd

anonymous asked:

RFA reacting to an MC with really interesting moles/beauty marks? like maybe one set of moles is in a triangle and she likes to make jokes about how the thug lyfe chose her lmao. just moles in interesting patterns

Ooh! I love this. This is cute. Aww~

Thank you for requesting~!

[ Admin Jiyeon ] [ Female MC ]
it’s female because the person who had asked specified a gender.

RFA reacts to an MC who has beauty marks


  • “Gurl omg you look so pretty and so beautiful omg dont hide those beauty marks. they’re called beauty for a reason”
  • Honesty hands down, he;d love it, even her lame ass jokes
  • “See this mole? Its my sign of thug lyfe.” MC patted her shoulders and Zen just burst out laughing
  • “You’re so cute, MC dont ever change!” he cheered
  • he would love having selfies with her when her mole is showing because yas boi he really loves it
  • if Mc would feel insecure, he’d make his own fake beauty mark
  • “See?! We’re twinning! We look so adorbs together omg!”
  • selfies
  • lots of them
  • he loves the jokes too even if its weird
  • “hahaha!! yeah..!”


  • This baby would also love it, because he thinks she’s beautiful in her own way and that’s with her mole too.
  • he would grin everyday, thankful that MC was so beautifully breathtaking with her own unique way
  • he would show it off to the RFA of course
  • it made him differentiate MC and Rika better now
  • “Thug life chose me, yoosung and not you.”
  • He loves (laughs) at your jokes! They’re literally hilarious meaning, he chose a girl who is beautiful and funny
  • but all in all, I really dont think he would find it weird and he’ll just fall for you all over again
  • “I really love you MC.”


  • baeehee would really dig it
  • you know because even if she’s met a lot of ladies with these moles, they would always hide it but when MC did not and just showed it off proudly, damn did she like the confidence
  • All she cares about is that you look beautiful and confident with your beautiful beauty mark
  • its very attractive for her and of course, somewhat like Zen, she’ll subtly show off your good looks
  • And for the jokes, she would tolerate it but would look at you with a death glare
  • “MC.. dont you dare tell one more joke I swear.”
  • and she raged, throwing a random thing at you to shut up


  • he’s literally like a cheerleader just havin ur back
  • “He insulted your mark? He’s fired.”
  • “He didnt like it? Well, I’m not going to sign our partnership then.”
  • “Jumin you didnt have to”
  • “what do u mean”
  • he would literally make you the face of the C&R along with Elizabeth 3rd
  • “No no no if her mole is not seen, then at least half seen. We need it.”
  • “You’re very beautiful MC, screw what other people say.”
  • “where did you even learn the word ‘screw’?”
  • For your jokes, he wouldn’t really get it because he’s Jumin Han
  • “The thug lyfe chose me and not you, Juju.”
  • “What.”

707/Saeyoung Choi:

  • zooms in your face and grins
  • wow i made him sound like a stalker im sorry
  • saeyoung would be the one who would also take a few selfies with you but he really wont mind if the mole is in or not because either way, you’re still beautiful in his eyes actually
  • if you’d be insecure, he’d shower you in compliments and memes about your moles honestly
  • for the jokes
  • let’s just say
  • there would be a day where Saeran runs away from home because he’s sick of all the mole jokes

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Fatphobia shows when:

-When 90% of the shows with fat main characters are depicted as; lazy, dumb, always eating, automatically a good cook, trying to lose weight all the time, the butt of all jokes, a loser.

-When movies/books/tv with a fat character shown at the beginning is made fun of/rejected by a crush (normally cause they’re fat/played up to be gross looking) and they go away somewhere and come back and become skinny and hot and all of a sudden they’re wanted by everyone including the people who rejected/made fun of them.

-When people post before and after pictures of people losing weight(that look fake imo) and where the smile is all the same and they don’t look any happier, but people in the comment section say stuff like “I’m so happy for them!!!!1!!! They are healthier!!!1!!2@!!! They look so much happier!!!231!!!!@!” Or other related comments

-When a main character, not a side, not background, main character gets written off and is the least liked out of all the main characters(despite not even being a bad character), and despite having non-toxic and not even crack ships, it’s nowhere near comparable to the popularity of toxic ships or even just ships with two skinny people who barely know/show much interest in each other.

-When a writer describes people who are nasty (automatically) as a “fat (whatever)” (ex: fat pig, fat bitch, etc.).

-When all you see at the grocery store is tips for weight loss and how to est healthier.

-When at an incredibly young age you know that you (a Fat person) knows that you are different than the other kids and are treated differently

-When by the age of 8 you have soaked up so much fatphobia from the media and even home areas, you pray that you can become skinny and that you will be more like the other girls in the grade.

-When by the age of 9 you are told that you need to go on a diet by your own mother

-When there are so little movies where the main characters are fat and not even once do they get made fun of/have fat jokes you cry tears of joy.

-When it takes a long time to think of one movie that has a fat person in it.

-When you have to constantly chant to yourself “Fat is an adjective, not an insult” whenever someone calls themselves fat, and uses it as a negative term.

-When you are so scared of any picture of yourself that was not taken by you because more than likely you will get a “bad” picture

-When you’re so scared of looking a pig/ generally gross, you have to try to get a water and some “healthy” food while eating very little and very slowly.

This is why Hunk is important to me and why s2 hurt me so bad. In the first season, he had a few fat jokes about him, but nowhere near as bad as s2. In s1, he had a personality, in s2 he had food and fat jokes.

It’s so hard to accept yourself and learn to love your body (even now I’m struggling). But it’s so much harder when shows literally make the one character with a different body type (im js, the rest of them are skinny/small or just have pretty similar features in general) a joke. It not only leaves the impression on all viewers that fat=weird/funny looking, it makes a fat person believe that they don’t look normal, that they don’t look “right”.

mac-coe  asked:

You use medibang too? Got any tips? I'm a noob at it.



Nah nah jokes my dude-

Ummm literally the only way I learned things and stuff about Medibang is through trial and error- just mess around with all the functions!! 

Even though this really wasnt helpful to me personally- they have some handy tutorials on their website!!

Learn about the different blending modes, clipping, combining layers since they are all connected!! I’m reallllly bad at explaining things aaa

But if you have something specific to ask about it I could help you easier! :0 So lemme know! <3

if u havent heard jae and dowoons cover of “how deep is your love” by the bee gees here is what ur missing:

- jae putting his own creative twist to an already good song
- jae looking over at dowoon softly to queue him
- dowoons deep voice harmonizing with jae
- dowoon smiling while hes singing
- u can see a bit of a mustache shadow on dowoon
- jae looking at dowoon while theyre singing together
- jaes high note when he sings the line “and its me you need to show, how deep is your love”
- dowoon looking away shyly after he finishes his part
- jae closing his eyes while hes singing
- he literally used his guitar for the song and it sounded just as good as the original

anyway theres a lot more but bottom line is day6 are kings of covers good night

anonymous asked:

new coworker was cashiering on st patricks day, i was cashier after her. she left me a mountain of shit to do after claiming she did it all (she didnt even make go-back/rtv carts she literally left shit piled everywhere) then told someone i was bossy when i got frustrated about it. i apologized but it made me feel bad because then all my other coworkers were like YEAH YOU'RE SO BOSSY and i couldnt tell if they were joking or not. but that bitch's register was over 29$ and im the bad one >>

anonymous asked:

*inhales* I love your college profs AU so much I can't even express it in words. I live and breathe this au. Give me this au through a drip. ty for existing and making this au exist. :V

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh im always literally so FLOORED by how many ppl actually like this college prof AU (born from stress and college life) and im sorry my art block throughout the past break didnt allow any new content but!! I’ll make sure to upd8!! !

anonymous asked:

IM LITERALLY SCREAMING INTO THE VOID that anon reminds me of the time I mentioned a girl I liked who I knew for a FACT was gay and how I wanted to ask her out so badly and a #man whom I am no longer friends with was like "you take all the good ladies away from us lonely men" LISTEN HAROLD SHES GAY SHE DOESNT WANT YOU ANYWAY

right like listen hun,,,, wlw are not “stealing” your women…… we are freeing them…….. they did not want your crusy man ass anyway……. what did u even bring to the table eric?? dad jokes and hypermasculinity??? bc women tell dad jokes better 150% of the time and also women are amazing like thank you for playing but there is really no competition sweetie im sorry