Seelie Court Kiss
Seelie Queen: The kiss that will free them is the kiss she most desires.
Simon: Clary, just kiss me so we can go home.
Clary: *kisses Simon* *nothing happens*
Clary: Oh, shit.
Clary: *to Jace* This means nothing.
Clary: *kisses Jace*
Jace: *kisses her back*
Clary: *20 seconds later* *still making out with Jace*
Clary: *literally has to pull herself away from Jace*
Clary: Oh, fuck.
Clary: Well, I’m still in love with Jace.