literally everyone i know

anonymous asked:

Don't go to your liked posts, tumblr is broken and now everyone's likes are filled with literal pornography and I know you are sex repulsed ):

aa, thank u for th warning!!!!!!jesus c h ri st

can tumblr not break for like One Week

PSA to all the cosplayers on my dash and in my life because a lot of you are stressing right now and my mother-hen instincts are kicking in.

  • You’re doing fine
  • The fabric you picked was the right choice, it’s going to look great
  • Yes it’s going to get delivered when it says it’s going to get delivered.
  • Put down the stitch-ripper. Walk away for ten minutes. Come back calmer.
  • Yes the color is close enough to your reference material.
  • No I don’t think anyone will notice.
  • It’s alright that you fudged authenticity on that piece.
  • It’s alright that you over-did it on authenticity on that other piece.
  • You’re not going to let anyone down.
  • I believe in you.
  • Remember to eat and sleep.
  • You’re doing fine.
  • Better than fine.
  • You’re going to be amazing.
Reblog if you are a woman who, upon expressing your stance on never wanting kids, has been patronized with condescending remarks such as "you're too young to know that" or "you'll change your mind later"

Friendly reminder that this cinnamon roll-looking boy

is actually 23 years old

and is therefore older than

Emil Nekola (18 y.o.)

Jean Jacques Leroy (19)

Seung Gil Lee (20)

Michele Crispino (22)

And Otabek Altin (18) (Also literally everyone on that screenshot ^)

I know Yuuri has a bad case of baby face but let’s not forget that he’s actually one of the oldest skaters in men’s singles figure skating.

i found this and please just read hussies comments on vriska because im almost in tears i cant believe ive never seen this before…. shes my FAVE and i will eat up literally any commentary made abt her 

When I was about to launch into the Hivebent arc, I thought one cool opportunity that presented was to introduce a very major character out of nowhere, who we had literally no foreknowledge of other than one shot of a strange looking horn cropped off panel. The entire profile of this character was always meant to be “someone who is in some way involved with practically everything", and the scorpio sign seemed suited to this. This aspect of her profile was conveyed up front in her introduction, and hammered repeatedly with almost every scene she’s been in. Hivebent was a good introduction to the ways in which she entangles herself nefariously with everything, and slowly but surely, this has been revealed to be the case in the main plotline. It was unclear before, and indeed unclear that this was even a question that needed to be answered, because she had not been introduced yet. And personally, I think there's something kind of exciting which that proposition injects into a story.

Before Hivebent, most of the trolls were portrayed as incompetent at trolling. And when the roster was expanded, the question was begged: are any of these trolls any good at trolling? So part of her profile was also to serve as the ultimate troll. Karkat was an effective troll insofar as he was loud and angry and obnoxious, but that’s about as far as it went. Vriska was designed to be a good troll in the purest sense of the word. She gets people legitimately riled up. Both in the story, and even more importantly, outside it. There is no other troll, or really even any other aspect of Homestuck, which generates more debate. This was intentional, and continues to be. 

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a while ago i saw a commercial for a soap we have here in Brazil called Francis, and it always made me laugh. i promised i would do this and now i finally finished.

it’s a masterpiece.

anonymous asked:

Headcanon: Victor is a total "can dish it but can't take it" with physical affection. He'll cling to Yuuri, kiss him, hug him shamelessly and constantly, but the first time Yuuri reaches out first to hold his hand when they're walking together, Victor is a blushing mess.

aaaaAAAAA!!

oh gosh, this is wonderful

Ficlet:

“And then Yakov yelled at-” Victor was saying. Suddenly he startled and looked down. 

Yuuri looked down too, confused. He did grab Victor’s hand as they walked, but he didn’t think Victor would be taken aback by it. When he glanced up at Victor’s face again, his eyes widened.

Victor was standing incredibly still, covering his face with his free hand, fiery hot blush spreading all over his cheeks and onto his ears peeking from under the silver bangs. 

“Victor, are you alright?” Yuuri asked, concerned. “What’s going on?”

“Nothing,” Victor mumbled from behind his palm. He gripped Yuuri’s hand tighter. “You took my hand.”

Yuuri looked at him, bewildered. “You plant your lips on me whenever I’m in close enough vicinity and lean on me whenever we are standing together, and now you are blushing like a teenager because I grabbed your hand?”

Victor hid his eyes. He was grinning so much there were dimples in his cheeks.

the signs as things my mom has said
  • Aries: back when i was 17 i used to be really badass
  • Taurus: *talking about food* Listen i didn't buy it to just sit here and look at it
  • Gemini: Okay then i'm just gonna go and talk to myself
  • Cancer: (at 10pm after i told her i was hungry) wanna bake muffins ?
  • Leo: Let’s bike for an ice cream so that we don’t have to feel bad about eating it !
  • Virgo: oh yeah i used to know some basics on guitar *plays Beethoven*
  • Libra: *coming back from a hairdresser* Look who’s 30 again !
  • Scorpio: *talking about me* it’s okay i mean someone has to be the black sheep
  • Sagittarius: if you and your lover din’t put the same amount of effort into the relationship, then it won’t work
  • Capricorn: what are you going to eat next ? Us ??
  • Aquarius: *in a cinema after the first jumpscare* okay i feel like it’s the right time to leave
  • Pisces: What a good movie let’s never watch it again

i feel like it’s really important that we dont shut up about how disgusting we find calvin and oli because they’ve literally been accused of sexual offences. like this isnt some dumb rumour these are real accusations made by real people….every time calvin or oli pop up at a one direction concert or get papped with louis, it’s like a kick in the stomach for all the people that have been affected by what they’ve done. and not just the girls who they targeted specifically, i mean anyone who’s ever been a victim of anything similar. we know that 1d and their team see everything we say online and if we’re loud enough about this then they have to do something about it, because at the moment there are people in 1d’s entourage who have had multiple allegations of sexual offences made against them. like these people need to be kept 10000000 miles away from underage girls, but instead they’re literally being flaunted at us through pap pics and fan pics. i dont know what more we can do apart from talking about it and expressing our disgust and concern and hoping somebody listens to us? but dont let this die guys because it’s really important and something needs to be done

one of the things i hate most right now is that whenever someone finds out I like 1d they are like are you sad they’re splitting up and I of course say they’re not but i’ll miss them on break and they insist they are splitting up like you know jack shit about this situation wby shit on me with that negativity you are obviously trying to get a reaction and me being the weak ass bitch i am will give it to you but like please just stop you can’t even tell the boys apart why do you know more than me on this topic i can tell who they are by their fucking shoulderblade idk just leave me the fuck alone to wallow in my misery i am aware in the possibility that they might break up but they say they aren’t so i am staying optimistic take your uneducated opinion that’s only being used to try and rile me up out of my fucking face

  • friend: I need some relationship advice
  • friend: Oh, I know. I'll ask my aromantic, asexual friend with no dating experience whatsoever
  • friend: *explains situation to me*
  • friend: So what should I do?
  • me: ...
  • me: okay yahoo answers don't let me down this time

love is a word (you gave it a name) | harry/louis | 21 400 words

“It’s worth it anyway,” says Harry, looking into Louis’s eyes. He’s untucked his hair from behind his ear, and it falls down in silky strands to obscure his face. He looks so painfully young, even after everything. Louis’s strong, strong boy. “Just for the two of us. We get to be selfish for a little while.”

it’s christmas. in between snowman building, tree shopping, and ill-advised skating on a frozen lake, louis and harry get ready to take the most important step of their lives.

for inkedrope; written as part of the h/l winter exchange