literally everyone i know

anonymous asked:

What's it like to be bi? like what do you feel when you see people like tell me plz I wanna know

i want to fight literally everyone i see

Living in the south is fun bc literally everyone I know is a republican except me and I’m too nonconfrontational to be like “ya Hillary is extremely qualified tho” so I gotta stick with the safer route of “lol I hope they both lose”

hfc2x  asked:

[Ni-dom voice] I'm right, and even though literally everyone in the world have repeteadly "demonstrated I'm wrong", I actually /know/ they just can't see the truth as clearly as I do.

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PSA to all the cosplayers on my dash and in my life because a lot of you are stressing right now and my mother-hen instincts are kicking in.

  • You’re doing fine
  • The fabric you picked was the right choice, it’s going to look great
  • Yes it’s going to get delivered when it says it’s going to get delivered.
  • Put down the stitch-ripper. Walk away for ten minutes. Come back calmer.
  • Yes the color is close enough to your reference material.
  • No I don’t think anyone will notice.
  • It’s alright that you fudged authenticity on that piece.
  • It’s alright that you over-did it on authenticity on that other piece.
  • You’re not going to let anyone down.
  • I believe in you.
  • Remember to eat and sleep.
  • You’re doing fine.
  • Better than fine.
  • You’re going to be amazing.
Reblog if you are a woman who, upon expressing your stance on never wanting kids, has been patronized with condescending remarks such as "you're too young to know that" or "you'll change your mind later"
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a while ago i saw a commercial for a soap we have here in Brazil called Francis, and it always made me laugh. i promised i would do this and now i finally finished.

it’s a masterpiece.

i feel like it’s really important that we dont shut up about how disgusting we find calvin and oli because they’ve literally been accused of sexual offences. like this isnt some dumb rumour these are real accusations made by real people….every time calvin or oli pop up at a one direction concert or get papped with louis, it’s like a kick in the stomach for all the people that have been affected by what they’ve done. and not just the girls who they targeted specifically, i mean anyone who’s ever been a victim of anything similar. we know that 1d and their team see everything we say online and if we’re loud enough about this then they have to do something about it, because at the moment there are people in 1d’s entourage who have had multiple allegations of sexual offences made against them. like these people need to be kept 10000000 miles away from underage girls, but instead they’re literally being flaunted at us through pap pics and fan pics. i dont know what more we can do apart from talking about it and expressing our disgust and concern and hoping somebody listens to us? but dont let this die guys because it’s really important and something needs to be done

one of the things i hate most right now is that whenever someone finds out I like 1d they are like are you sad they’re splitting up and I of course say they’re not but i’ll miss them on break and they insist they are splitting up like you know jack shit about this situation wby shit on me with that negativity you are obviously trying to get a reaction and me being the weak ass bitch i am will give it to you but like please just stop you can’t even tell the boys apart why do you know more than me on this topic i can tell who they are by their fucking shoulderblade idk just leave me the fuck alone to wallow in my misery i am aware in the possibility that they might break up but they say they aren’t so i am staying optimistic take your uneducated opinion that’s only being used to try and rile me up out of my fucking face

  • friend:I need some relationship advice
  • friend:Oh, I know. I'll ask my aromantic, asexual friend with no dating experience whatsoever
  • friend:*explains situation to me*
  • friend:So what should I do?
  • me:...
  • me:okay yahoo answers don't let me down this time
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love is a word (you gave it a name) | harry/louis | 21 400 words

“It’s worth it anyway,” says Harry, looking into Louis’s eyes. He’s untucked his hair from behind his ear, and it falls down in silky strands to obscure his face. He looks so painfully young, even after everything. Louis’s strong, strong boy. “Just for the two of us. We get to be selfish for a little while.”

it’s christmas. in between snowman building, tree shopping, and ill-advised skating on a frozen lake, louis and harry get ready to take the most important step of their lives.

for inkedrope; written as part of the h/l winter exchange

what i don’t understand is why everyone is upset when literally nothing happened we just have a few pics we don’t know the context of and we are the ones making it a big deal, not anyone else

the signs as things my mom has said
  • Aries:back when i was 17 i used to be really badass
  • Taurus:*talking about food* Listen i didn't buy it to just sit here and look at it
  • Gemini:Okay then i'm just gonna go and talk to myself
  • Cancer:(at 10pm after i told her i was hungry) wanna bake muffins ?
  • Leo:Let’s bike for an ice cream so that we don’t have to feel bad about eating it !
  • Virgo:oh yeah i used to know some basics on guitar *plays Beethoven*
  • Libra:*coming back from a hairdresser* Look who’s 30 again !
  • Scorpio:*talking about me* it’s okay i mean someone has to be the black sheep
  • Sagittarius:if you and your lover din’t put the same amount of effort into the relationship, then it won’t work
  • Capricorn:what are you going to eat next ? Us ??
  • Aquarius:*in a cinema after the first jumpscare* okay i feel like it’s the right time to leave
  • Pisces:What a good movie let’s never watch it again