literally everyone else okay just look

Okay but imagine Lance trying to be really coy about his huge crush on Keith and saying everything in Spanish but like, with an angry tone and expression

Only he doesn’t realize the castles universal translater is translating it, because it still sounds like Spanish to him since he’s fluent in it

And so literally everyone else knows, but they pretend, just to spare him the embarrassment of realizing they all know exactly what he’s saying anyways.

Lance has no idea why Keith just looks amused now when Lance says he hates him.

YA’LL I JUST SAW WICKED FOR THE 5TH TIME AND IM INTERNALLY YELLIN BECAUSE I FORGOT ABOUT ALL MY GLINDA FEELS SO IMMA JUST VENT THEM COS IMMA EXPLODE OTHERWISE OKAY? COOL LETS ROLL

YO SO BASICALLY GLINDA IS LITERALLY EVERYONE’S 2ND OPTION RIGHT?

LIKE SHE FKN LOVES THAT FARERRO ASS HAT AND LOVES HER BEST FRIEND SO WHATS SHE GONNA DO WHEN SHE FINDS OUT THEY BEEN IN LOVE BEHIND HER BACK?? SHE CONTINUES TO LOOK STRONG FOR THE PEOPLE OF OZ WHILE ERRYONE ELSE IS SMOOCHIN AND FKN SAVING MONKEYS AND TREATING HER LIKE TRASH

AND THEN LITERALLY ALL THE PEOPLE SHE LOVES “DIE” AND SHE’S GOTTA PRETEND ITS THIS BIG FAKE ASS VICTORY WHEN HER HEART IS ALL SHATTERED. BUT YOU KNOW WHAT? SHE GETS IN HER BUBBLE AND PUTS ON A BRAVE FACE FOR THE GREATER GOOD

AND WHILE ELPHIE AND FARRERO ROCHER RUN AWAY TO LIVE HAPPILY EVER AFTER SHE TAKES ON THE CHALLENGE OF RIGHTING THE POLITICAL CLUSTERPOOP OF OZ

MATE DON’T TALK TO BE ABOUT GLINDA TBH COS IM JUST GONNA AGGRESSIVELY SOB OVER HOW NO MATTER HOW MUCH SHIT GOT PILED ON HER, SHE GOT STRONGER AND IS ACTUALLY THE ONLY PERSON WITH ANY REAL POWER AT THE END EVEN THO NO ONE BELIEVED IN HER AND THE ONLY PERSON WHO ACTUALLY DESERVED THAT POWER BECAUSE DESPITE BEING PAINTED AS THE SELF ABSORBED BLONDE SHES ACTUALLY THE MOST SELFLESS PERSON IN THE GODAMN MUSICAL

ALSO

WICKED REALLY SHOULD HAVE BEEN ABOUT LESBIAN WITCHES DISMANTLING THE PATRIARCHY 

OKAY I FEEL BETTER

NIGHT YA’LL <3

I don’t get how anyone can hate Jurassic Park 3

It’s literally a movie about Dr.Alan Grant getting progressively pissed off at the stupidity of everyone else. He just looks so done thoughout the entire movie and it’s great. 

Ah just another day of paleontology-ing and not being stuck on the island of my nightmares getting torn to shreds. This is the life.

Alrighty Billy. I’m retired. I’ll let you hear out this clearly deranged man even though I already said no. It’s fine. Cool. I’m retired, no problemo.

Fuck no. We are not going anywhere near that goddamn island.

Okay you got me over the island but don’t you fucking dare land on that island or so help me. We will all die don’t you do it.

Who in the fuck hit me

Tell your wife to shut the fuck up before she gets us all fucking killed

Fuck you too Mrs. Kirby

Okay guys I got this, this is why you brought me I know this guy. He’s cool if you don’t move. He’s got food. We cool.

Why the fuck did you bother bringing me along to this hellhole if you weren’t gonna listen to me

Mrs.Kirby in the 10 minutes we’ve been on this island nearly being eaten because you were yelling, have you learned NOTHING ABOUT YELLING ON THIS ISLAND

*A wild hugeass angry Spinosaurus appeared because once again you were fucking yelling Mrs.Kirby. Why are you still alive*

Well? What are you waiting for?

Are you fucking kidding me I have to tell you to run from the giant dinosaur When I say don’t run you run, when I say nothing you stand there gawking like fucking morons, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE

Billy, you stole raptor eggs? From an animal who’s mother is larger than you and has eaten like half our people? Do you have any knowledge of anything in that fucking head of yours?

Really now. Just to remind you dumb pieces of dino doo-doo as we’re stared down by raptors, Who thought it was a good idea to land on this fucking island? Well it wasn’t me you dumb shits. Now everyone’s dead and our only chance is if I can play this raptor ocarina which I haven’t touched before in my life.

Note to self: Never talk to any people at all ever after this. Vacation in Europe. I bet none of this happens in Europe.

I wish people would just enjoy a show without having to be so picky about stuff, like I honestly never criticized cartoons until I saw everyone else pointing out all this stuff like “Oh this could’ve been better’ or "Oh hey look at this continuity error’ and I’m just ‘yeah okay I guess that makes sense’
But seriously, there’s actually no point. It’s not like anythings gonna change?? They already made the episodes so literally all you have to do is watch it and enjoy it, that’s the point of watching it in the first place, and if you’ve really got all that stuff to complain about and be nitpicky about, then just stop watching?? If it makes you mad, just leave?
Like if I see a movie I don’t like, instead of complaining angrily and writing super long posts and combing through every single error, all I do is just??? Turn off the tv??? And then watch something else??? Why ya gotta ruin everyone else’s time, half of us don’t even care that there’s a few errors, honestly most of the people criticising have never made their own cartoon before and they probably don’t know how difficult or restricting it is so
They came out to have a good time and honestly they’re getting so attacked rn
And same here, I just wanna look at beautiful fanart and positive analysis to have a good time tbh

A really dumb post about knights eating breakfast
  • King Knight: Gets servants to feed him grapes because he's pretty sure that's what kings do
  • Specter Knight: Tells everyone he eats the souls of the dammed, secretly makes himself a bowl of cornflakes
  • Mole Knight: Literally just looks for something that tastes okay when fried and Fries It
  • Treasure Knight: Eats out every day just to prove that he can afford it
  • Plague Knight: Expects someone else to make food for him and doesn't eat at all if they don't. Gets mad at Tinker when he doesn't eat breakfast
  • Tinker Knight: Has convinced himself he's too busy to make himself food and survives off black coffee alone. Gets mad at Plague when he doesn't eat breakfast
  • Propeller Knight: Has one of those "healthy mom breakfasts" with yogurt and fruit or something dumb
  • Polar Knight: Eats an entire fucking roasted boar in silence while making uncomfortable eye contact with you
  • Shield Knight: Eats whatever Shovel Knight makes
  • Shovel Knight: Actually puts effort into making a healthy and nutritious breakfast
  • Black Knight: Tries to outdo Shovel Knight, end up eating cornflakes with Specter instead.

Okay, okay but LOOK AT NOVA! LOOK AT THIS GIRL! At this moment, the literal skeleton apocalypse has just begun, and they’re about to have the biggest war in Shuggazoom history. The world is crashing down around them and Nova should probably be as gloomy as everyone else is right now. But she can’t. She’s so freaking happy. Because her world already crashed down around her, because they lost Sparx to the FOH. But now Sparx is back. He’s back and he’s good again and they have him back, and she got him back and the world’s already looking like 30 times brighter than it did 15 minutes ago. He’s tHERE IN FRONT OF HER AND SHE PHYSICALLY CAN’T KEEP THE SMILE OFF HER FACE. JUST, AGH MY HEART.

EXO REACTION TO SEEING A BUFFALO ROLL IN REAL LIFE

Man I love silly reactions they are the best ones :)

KAI

*Sees something rolling in the distance and asks the person next to him what it is*

PERSON: “It’s just a buffalo”

SEHUN

*He is having a laugh with the members until he looks behind them and stops*

SH: “Um… there is a Buffalo rolling behind you”

SUHO

S: “Wait so everyone else just saw that right?”

CHEN: “What are you talking about”

S: “I literally just saw a buffalo roll down the street”

C: “Okay we get it you miss Kris, but try not to let your imagination run away with you”

CHANYEOL

CY: “Hey do you remember when Kris said roll like a buffalo and we were all the like wtf is wrong with you?”

MEMBER: “Yeah well he was right, look over there!”

BAEKHYUN

BH: “Yeah… thats not something you see on a daily basis, I think I’ll just exit the vicinity now”

D.O

MEMBER: “Come Kyungsoo why are you still standing there?”

*Doesn’t even respond just wonders what the hell is going on*

CHEN

*He is having a conversation with one of the staff members and his expression changes so quickly the person wondered what he said wrong*

STAFF: “Why are you looking at me like that?”

C: “I’m looking behind you and I think you should too”

TAO

*Sees the incoming buffalo and makes a run for it*

T: “Nope this pretty face is not getting squished today”

LAY

L: “I always said Kris was right, I knew they could roll”

KRIS

*Joins in*

K: “HA, i told you guys they could roll and I was right”

Seriously though type in buffalos rolling on you tube and click on the top video it’s just full of Exo fans who wondered if they could roll or not in the comments, and there is a Yahoo answer on it trololol

LUHAN

L: “Hey kai please tell me you see a buffalo rolling over there?”

K: “Woah, I do what’s it doing around this area rolling about willy nilly”

L: “I don’t know but it looks like it’s having a good time”

XIUMIN

XM: “Yeah it’s totally normal for me to watch a buffalo roll down the street on a Friday night”

okay before everyone starts freaking out about malia asking for stiles I’m going to be #proactive and get this in before the stydia tag turns as sad and down as it did last week

she’s literally looking for him like she would if the desert wolf had said that about scott because she doesn’t want him to die like what else is she going to do after her mom says that just pretend like she didn’t hear it? like I think she does still like him but that is not what this whole desert wolf going after stiles thing is gonna be about

and it is 100% not doing anything to stop stydia, we’re still alive as we were at 5x16 and will always still be alive after that episode and cause you know jeff said they’re the focal point of season 6 

so yeah, again I know it’s hard, but happy thoughts guys come on

did anyone else listen to torts’ postgame because he basically said he had no clue who was good at the shootout and so he was on the bench asking everyone if they were good at the shootout and he asked bsaad and brandon literally just looked at him and torts was like okay nevermind

Kanan literally being worried more about Ezra than anyone else in “Stealth Strike” or maybe I’m just reading too much into the dialogue again...

Kanan: Once we get there, Chopper’s gonna plug into the system, find out where our people are and we get them out of there.

Translation: We get there, we find Ezra and everyone else, and get them out. I just wanna get Ezra out of there asap, you hear me? (Okay, maybe it’s a little over-the-top, but can I blame myself for thinking he looks like an overly concerned father?)

Then Rex proceeds to argue that they should sabotage the ship because of the fact that the empire can now pull their ships out of hyperspace and that their rebellion won’t last long if the empire fully intends to utilize this new ship.

That being the case–Kanan argues. (He really likes arguing with Rex huh? If be because he really doesn’t like Rex or because that literally means they have to spend more time on that deathtrap of a ship instead of getting out of there asap with his son? *headcanon gears start ticking*)

Kanan: I get what you’re saying but this is a RESCUE mission FIRST and FOREMOST…–we’re coming up on Ezra’s last known coordinates.

NOT “Commander Sato’s last known coordinates” mind you, NOT even “Their ship’s last known coordinates” mind you. Not even something as paraphrased as “Where we lost track of them” or “Where we lost the signal.”

Emphasis on Ezra’s last known coordinates.
 (Am I still just imagining the whole spacedad is worried thing? Or is this canon? This has to be canon right? I need this to be canon, I NEED THIS TO BE CANON IT’S JUST TOO ADORABLE.)

And if you’re still in doubt that spacedad’s head is full of nothing but rescuing his blueberry spaceson; the MINUTE he says Ezra’s name, he goes from seriously arguing with Rex to overly concerned dad:

*arguing with Rex*

*mentioning his spaceson’s name and possibly mentally going through a million scenarios where his son is being tormented or tortured by the empire and he needs to hurry up and save him*

Additionally:

Kanan: Chopper, plug in and find Ezra and the crew!

Still no mention of Sato or the fact that the crew is actually Sato’s since Ezra literally just went along for the ride.

Chopper: *plugs in and makes incoherent bleeping noises about 3 seconds later*

Kanan: Transferred into a SECURE CELL?!

Kanan, your spacedad is showing.

Kanan: That means they know who he is! C’mon let’s go!

Knowing Kanan from the very first episode all the way up to this point as the rest of you all do–we all know he’s composed, quick-witted and quite in control. This is the first time I’ve seen him lose his cool since Ezra’s first brush with the Dark Side. And that was an extreme case. Even then he was quick to recover and rescue said spaceson with all due professionalism. 

Blueberry is known for escaping and being really good at it. Kanan knows this as evidenced later by this conversation with Sato:

Sato: He ESCAPED?

Kanan: Yeah, he tends to do that.
 (Did I detect a huge heaping of pride in that tone, spacedad?)

Kanan knows Ezra is capable of escaping and being fine on his own. And yet the exact moment when he discovers Blueberry has been found out he’s suddenly in the most hurry that I’ve ever seen him. He took longer to get to Master Luminara’s cell (in screen-time anyway, which I’m taking for estimation of real time in this case) than he did to find Ezra.

In fact, the encounter happened so fast even I was shocked that the two stormtroopers Ezra had shot turned out to be them!

Conclusion: Kanan Jarrus–confirmed spacedad. It’s canon. I love it.

What if during an important meeting with other leaders Bard and Thranduil are seated opposite each other and they’re just gazing at each other and not paying any attention to anyone or anything else just looking at each other with dopey smiles/smirks and everyone else just ignores them because this happens all the time

Okay, for the edification of myself and literally everyone else talking about this, I’d like to go ahead and define “whitewashing” in the context of the Discourse™.

Whitewashing is not as simple as “making x POC character paler in skintone.”  While this can absolutely be (and often is) a factor in the process, in truth, whitewashing is a much more complicated affair- one whose goal is to make a character appear more -Caucasian-, to change their physical features such that they literally appear White, not just more white in coloration.  

So let’s look at Vampire Symmetra:

So first and foremost, yes.  Her skin is much paler than her normal skintone.  However, this skin isn’t White.  This is pale grey, with blueish undertones, similar to Widowmaker.  It looks corpse-like and washed out, a marker for the western Vampire (and we can absolutely talk about the Westernization of a decidedly non-Western character, but that’s another topic and another point altogether).

However, look at her face.  Look at her thick lips and broad nose, and her thick hair.  Look at the signifiers in her pose and her clothing.  Her face is the same- decidedly non-White- and still displaying those features that, together with her skintone, marked her as an Indian woman (Desi? I’m not sure what appellations can be applied to a video game character).

Simply put, Symmetra, even in this skin, still retains her markers of identity.  She hasn’t been made to look like a Caucasian so much as she’s been made to look like a European-style vampire- but still the template of one imagined over the form of a Person of Color.  Her pale skin does not somehow make her “less” POC.

Ultimately, I think this skin is defensible.  A bit tone deaf, perhaps, especially when you consider the wealth of supernatural traditions available from Hindu myth (Rakshasi Symmetra, anyone?), but not racist- at least not through whitewashing.  All in all- a cute outfit, a bit of Halloween fun (and lets face it, who outside of McCree and 76 in the main cast would, culturally speaking, actually celebrate Halloween.  It’s a game made for a Western audience, this kind of thing is inevitable) but generally harmless- 

if prone to sparking controversy.

Evan Deconstructs 5x05: Welp, that happened

To begin: Yaaaay Valkubus! It was about time! Too bad we didn’t get to see all of it!

Okay but here’s the problem I’m having: I’m not shipping anyone with Bo right now. Why?

Did you see the way Tamsin looked at Bo? Tamsin obviously wants something more than sex and friendship with Bo. But Bo, being I-literally-fucked-my-ex’s-son Bo, all that’s gonna happen is she’s gonna end up breaking Tamsin’s heart. AND THAT IS UNACCEPTABLE. Bo just doesn’t have the emotional maturity to be in a relationship with someone, and Tamsin hasn’t gotten the Succubus Heartbreak t-shirt like everyone else has. But now she’s gonna get her heart broken.

Like Dyson.

Like Lauren.

And continue to fawn over Bo like some fucking 13 year old girls.

Seriously, am I the only one sick of this!?!? Of the whole “Bo can’t literally make no mistakes” schtick they’ve got going on this season?!?! Lauren and Tamsin are having some kind of fucked up race to Bo’s boob? I say boob because Bo’s heart is floating off in the Land of Ungratefulness, taking a pit stop in I’m-A-Manipulative-Bitchville.

I ship Copdoc harder than ever now, because at this point, the only person Bo deserves to date is herself- so she can get a taste of her own medicine.

Until Bo emotionally matures anD FUCKING CHOOSES SOMEONE, IT’S NOT LIKE WE’VE BEEN WAITING 5 FUCKING YEARS FOR HER TO MAKE A CHOICE OR ANYTHING. I DON’T EVEN CARE WHO/WHAT SHE CHOOSES AT THIS POINT. LAUREN AND TAMSIN AND EVEN DYSON ARE TOO GOOD TO BE CAUGHT UP IN THIS LOVE QUADRANGLE BULLSHIT. FUCKING FUCK.

That being said, Bad Luck Lauren was hilarious, though I’m concerned about her becoming a human slapstick joke. I want Lauren and Tamsin to be happy, I want Dyson to get control of his bitch of a son, and I want Bo to fucking grow the fuck up and act like a fucking adult for the love of all that is holy.

Someone slap Lauren, Dyson, and Tamsin so they get it through their heads that Bo isn’t worth all the pain. Her immaturity has caused enough torture for 1 season, let alone five fucking seasons.