literally crying because of this

Give me culturally sensitive momgwen

Gwen wants to be a better parent to Max. She realizes they haven’t done anything for his culture.

So she starts with a language book. She reads it obsessively when he isn’t home, even taking notes.

Next she starts learning about customs and holidays. She wants to celebrate something special with Max.

Her next book is one on the history of Max’s culture. This one is a lot thicker than the rest.

David and Max have no idea what she’s doing. She wants it to be a surprise.

And it is a surprise to Max when she says “I love you, goodnight,” in his native language.

He literally starts crying tears of joy because she cared enough to learn about him, even if her language is really sloppy.

Bonus: Max helps Gwen with her studies. Now they talk shit about other people in another language together, or when Max needs something he doesn’t have to worry about the other campers finding out if he asks Gwen because all of them only speak English.

🦂if you tag as any camper x conselor ship, I will skin you🦂

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I'm literally crying at work because a friend linked me to one of your comics and I can't stop laughing. The shitty drawings are the funniest thing I've seen in months. Also my coworkers are starting to stare. Help.

DRAGON CRY

people get pissed that Zelda’s portrayed as this fuckin damsel in distress and they’re like “TROPES ARE DUMB NINTENDO IS SEXIST”

and i’m like…
have you…
actually…
played a Zelda game???

when has Zelda EVER ACTUALLY been kidnapped by Ganon PAST THE FIRST GAME?

  • in Zelda 2 and I think Minish Cap she was in a cursed sleep
  • In ALttP she was hiding and I believe later sealed away in another world for a while
  • In OoT she was sneaking around as a ninja trying to help you
  • In Four Swords Adventures and A Link Between Worlds she was sealed away
  • in Wind Waker she’s a pirate who travels with you
  • In Twilight Princess she LITERALLY HELPS YOU KILL GANON AND PARTICIPATES IN THE FIGHT
  • in Spirit Tracks she’s DEAD (AND RETURNS FROM THE DEAD AS A GHOST TO HELP YOU ANYWAY.)
  • in Skyward Sword she’s training to unlock her potential as the LITERAL GODDESS INCARNATE
  • in Breath of the Wild she spent her days studying to unlock her power and then spent a hundred years using it to keep her kingdom safe while all her friends and family FUCKING DIED ALL AROUND HER

she’s sealed away and put to sleep so many times because she NEEDS to be disabled

YOU KNOW WHY?

BECAUSE NOT EVEN DEATH CAN STOP ZELDA FROM KICKING YOUR FUCKING ASS

ZELDA CRIED IN BOTW BECAUSE SHE FAILED TO STOP GANON AND LITERALLY ALLOWED A GENOCIDE TO HAPPEN
SHE’S NOT CRYING BECAUSE “WAH I’M SCARED I NEED A MAN TO PROTECT ME”
SHE’S CRYING BECAUSE SHE WAS TOLD HER ENTIRE LIFE IT WAS HER DUTY TO STOP THE LITERAL END OF THE WORLD. AND SHE FAILED.

SO YOU CAN TAKE YOUR DAMSEL ACCUSATIONS AND GLUE THEM TO ZELDA’S FOOT

SO THEY GET SHOVED UP YOUR ASS WHEN ZELDA KICKS IT

2

#the moment when you realised#you’re falling for that man#who trusts you#even though you know each other#just for a couple of days#magnus has fallen#so bad#both unintentionally#and#unconditionally

5

insp.
- Time can be rewritten!
- Not those times, not one line… don`t you dare!

6

find yourself a best friend who looks at you the same way maui looks at moana

4

ethereal;
extremely delicate and light in a way that seems not to be of this world.

The idea of Stiles being trapped in his own head and being aware of what was happening while the Nogitsune wreaked all that havoc is an interesting one to me. 

Hopping onto that marriage train because goshdarnit I’m so gay for these two

Kobayashi is crying because Tohru is so beautiful. Tohru is crying because she’s so happy. I’m also crying

Dating Tom Holland Would Include

Originally posted by tom-hollcnd

  • He’s so polite in public
  • But is the most handsy person you’ll ever meet
  • Grabs your ass during hugs
  • Squeezes your boob’s for no reason
  • Will put his jacket over a puddle because he’s so extra
  • Calling him Tommy
  • Him calling you love,darling, babe
  • “Darling would you like some tea”
  • “Darling where are you?”
  • Sometimes he’ll even do it in the same sentence
  • “Darling are you feeling well love.”
  • It’s like taking care of a 8 year old
  • Cuddling on the daily
  • Because Tom just loves holding you
  • Tom burying his head in your neck when your just hanging out
  • Getting to go on set and becoming best friends with Zendaya
  • Him making fun of you because you’re American
  • “You guys have iced tea?!”
  • “Yeah?”
  • “No wonder you guys suck”
  • “Yet we beat you in a war. ”
  • “…”
  • Tom gets “mad” when you say Steve or Bucky is your favorite
  • “But babe I’m Spiderman.”
  • Will use that in every argument
  • Tom will make grabby hands at you if you’re across the room
  • “C'mere love. ”
  • If you don’t he will pout and whine
  • Sex with Tom is always amazing
  • Shower sex
  • Balcony sex
  • Quickies in between takes
  • Trailer sex
  • Almost getting caught by Harrison on multiple occasions
  • “You guys are like fucking rabbits”
  • Tom is the most random person you will meet
  • He literally makes everything interesting
  • “Babe do you ever wonder if snakes cry because they don’t have legs.”
  • “Why are you like this.”
  • Thinking its so cool he’s Spiderman
  • But not saying anything because his ego is big enough
  • “Wasn’t I amazing darling.”
  • “I wouldn’t know I was staring at Robert the whole time.”
  • Tessa loves you more than him
  • He loves seeing both of his girls together
  • Harry, Harrison, and Tom team up on you to tease you
  • If you’re shorter than Tom because he’s an asshole he will place everything on the top shelves
  • Because then you ask him to get it for you
  • He likes feeling needed
  • Such an adorable asshole
  • Tom is always worried you’ll leave him because he never has time for you
  • You reassuring him you’re not going anywhere
  • Zendaya and Harrison gagging when you guys are lovey dovey
  • Everyone’s super happy for you both
  • Being inseperable
  • You could survive without Tom, but holy cow Tom would start complaining after 10 minutes
  • “Harrison is (Y/n) back yet?”
  • “Tom she went to use the bathroom.”
  • “Don’t you think she’s taking to long.”
  • “She left 10 seconds ago mate what is wrong with you.”
  • Him being the sweetest boyfriend in the world
  • Paparazzi always starting shit but you ignore it
  • 90% of the fans love you but there is always that 10%
  • You don’t care because you love each other so much