literally crushed

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So my crush is literally the prettiest girl ever. She has amazing curly brown hair and absolutely gorgeous eyes and a beautiful mind <3 !! I've liked her for about 6 months now. I literally was told I had no chance with her, but I tried anyway. I remember I drew her a picture of her and she put it in a sketchbook, and then she kept took it out of her old one and put it into a new one because she likes it!! And she also took me to queer prom and We KISSED!! Someone help me I love her so much


I think baby boomers’ tendency to get very mad at slow service goes hand in hand with their dislike of smart phones. Every situation I’ve been in where service is slow? I just whip out my phone and browse apps for the extra 30 seconds. It’s not a big deal. Meanwhile Landline Howard behind me in line who’s never held a smartphone in his life is bored with nothing to occupy his time so he yells at minimum wage workers instead.


Hey, Jonah!

Hey, Cyrus!