literally can't handle this right now

Oh.

That awkward moment when you realize Redwall Abbey is the richest place in the entire Redwallverse.

Things The Abbey Has That Blow Vermins’ Minds:

  • Stained glass windows. Windows that aren’t just a hole in your wall.
  • Fruit trees. All in one place. With several varieties available.
  • Really big well-built stone walls.
  • Fireplaces constructed so the room doesn’t fill with smoke.
  • Actual beds. No seriously. Think about it.
  • A hand-woven tapestry that decorates an entire wall.
  • Multiple ovens.
  • A fish pond. And it’s not just for decoration. But it kind of is.
  • A deep cellar that keeps drinks cool. (That’s like the future.)
  • Stone floors, not dirt floors.
  • An apiary. Just… just go in your backyard and grab some honey. Do it.
  • Wall sconces.
  • Random assorted objects made of metal and not wood. Whoa.
  • Books. Parchment. Quill pens. Ink. More than one of these items each.
  • A well-stocked food and beverage collection.
  • Abbess Germaine’s spectacles. Like, glasses.
  • Legitimate stonework. Decorative gargoyles, statues, etc.
  • Martin’s sword.
  • Furniture. Chairs that are at least mildly comfortable. Cabinets.
  • Two ridiculously huge, shiny metal bells.
  • Soap.
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I’m not ready for this series to be over 😭❤️

so i have no doubt that nintendo’s gonna be rad but honestly… between kingdom hearts and shadow of the colossus my hype-level is high enough to level a city at this point, and i don’t think i’m even able to register anything else anymore

i literally can’t handle my twitter feed right now there’s pics and videos of kat and matt and alisha and everyone being freaking adorable and gorgeous and speaking french and everyone is crying and i’m too weak for this i’m too weak i’m dying pls help me

DAD!7
  • Jaebum: thinks he's the "tough" parent, but ends up giving into his child's every whim; totally weak for his daughter.
  • Jinyoung: easily the best dad out of all of them, his daughter is the pearl of his world and is expecting a son.
  • Mark: comforts his son for being shy and nervous, encourages him by having playdates with DAD7.
  • Jackson: struggling with twins and sharing daddy duty dates with Jinyoung, who silently watches him suffer.
  • Youngjae: sings his children to sleep, teaches them how to play the piano and video games, but makes sure they nap.
  • BamBam: always asking his mom and Jinyoung for advice and yes, his daughter knows how to dab, whip, and naenae.
  • Yugyeom: literally a child raising a child, has too much fun, can't handle consequences, his wife is the real MVP.
I don’t want to be friends. I can’t bear the thought… To be around you, to see you smile and fall in love with you over and over and not kiss you. Don’t tell me we can be friends… Don’t twist the knife that’s already done it’s damage.

Principal intern brings me this stack of test papers today and tells me that the scantron scanner isn’t working and I need to input all 800 answers into the computer myself…I said something like “I’ll probably be here until after 6 tonight so I’ll do it then” and she LAUGHED and was like “you’re gonna be here all night, huh?”

Like yes…I am…just like every other 11+ hour day I put in this week while you bounced outta here at 2:45…it’s literally not funny and some days I consider driving away and never coming back but thanks for seeing the humor in it I guess.

More Little Hamilton Things:

- the exchange in “One Last Time” as Hamilton starts Washington’s speech and he’s downstage and Washington is upstage and then slowly they switch places as Washington takes over the speech

- the lights shining on each dancer during “The Room Where it Happens” that are actually square like a ROOM

-When Jefferson handed a copy of the Reynold’s Pamphlet to the conductor while singing “Have you read this??”

- “Can we get back to politics? PLEASE. Yo.” Madison comes in wiping tears from his face and Jefferson is like rolling his eyes

- There’s this little entrance at the top of the stage that you don’t realize is there and actors just kinda materialize there

- Eliza’s scream after Philip dies

- the little dance routine during the chorus of “My Shot”

- Hamilton’s awkward tucking his hair behind his ear when he finds out Eliza is Angelica’s sister

- Hamilton pulling away from both Eliza and Angelica at the end of “Non-Stop” as he chants “I am not throwing away my shot” and he walks up the stairs away from them towards Washington

- The way Jefferson looks out to the audience like Jim from the Office every time a character says something obvious or stupid

- Hamilton actually acting like he’s pulling out King Louis’ head and talking to it during Cabinet Battle #2

- Hamilton mocking Burr’s “wait for it” in “The Room Where it Happens” - “You get nothing if you wait for it, wait for it!” - and mocking Jefferson’s walk in Cabinet Battle #2

- people in the audience whooping and hollering every time Daveed gets through one of his amazing rapping stanzas

- Washington reading one of the Reynold’s Pamphlets and storming off stage

- Burr’s quiet “okay so we’re doing this” after Hamilton LOSES it during the Ten Duel Commandments

- Hamilton’s transition into “Non-Stop” was right after hearing about Laurens’ death and he literally can’t handle it so he’s like “I have work to do” and the music starts for “Non-Stop”

- Lin’s little shimmy and delivery of “And long as I’m alive, Elisa, swear to God you’ll never feel so helpless!”

-Washington dancing with Eliza. Laurens dancing with Peggy. Hamilton shoving Lafayette away so he can greet Eliza.

- The whole cast bowed together, no individual bows

Chicago Fire finale

I watched the cf finale and after it ended I let out an incoherent string of words, a scream of outrage, and speed-stomped across the room. I didn’t know what I was doing so I just ended up slamming both of my hands into the wall. Then I paced around literally saying “I can’t. I literally can’t right now. I can't—I can’t do this, I can’t handle it, I can’t.” Then I started scouring the internet and read the interview with this show runner; I sort of dissected every single answer to my mom (she’d watched the episode but had recovered by this point). Then I went back upstairs to try and think of other things but ended up lying facedown in the middle of my hallway replaying the fire and explosions and FREAKING MATT CASEY WHO I REFUSE TO LET DIE. Then I paced around downstairs trying to explain what happened to my dad without spoiling him.

I might be handling this slightly badly.

  • Black Widow: And what happens if we come to a decision you don't like?
  • Ross: Then you retire.
  • Black Widow: ...
  • Black Widow: bahahaha wtf? Did you forget you're standing in a room full of people who could kick your ass 16 ways to Sunday?
  • Scarlet Witch: I could literally blow you up right now.
  • Vision: I could blast you into nonexistence without batting an eyelash.
  • Captain America: I could break every single one of your bones without breaking a sweat.
  • Black Widow: Seriously what makes you think you have ANY say in whether we listen to you or not? Our entire job is doing things you and your entire army can't handle. Piss off before we have Vision show you where you can stick your accords.
bts 150521 jung joon young's shimshimtapa radio: Jimin's story
  • JJY: How did Jimin-sshi get into BTS?
  • (some talk about Jimin being from Geumjeong District in Busan, and Haeundae District.)
  • Jimin: Ah yes, near Haeundae, there. I got in through private auditions.
  • JJY: Like "don't get me twisted" (singing Jimin's part in danger)?
  • Jimin: No, at that time I was a bit, I had that pitiful feeling.
  • V: At that time he was a bit bloated.
  • Jhope: A bit plump.
  • Jimin: Yes, plump, with a pitiful feeling.
  • Rapmon: Yeah, you had that pitiful feel.
  • Jhope: He was cuter than now.
  • Jimin: Before I came I heard that the members all saw my audition tape.
  • JJY: Ah so you joined the team very late?
  • BTS: Yes, yes.
  • Jimin: I heard the members were very dissatisfied with me.
  • JJY: Why, why?
  • Jimin: I don't know either, I heard they scolded me.
  • Suga: Ah, definitely, it's definitely right. You know it very well. I'm just kidding, it's just. At the time he was a bit hard to handle (literally 'messy' or 'difficult to arrange'). He's the kind of person who, towards dance and other areas, overcomes all his flaws with hard work. Now he's a person we can't do without.
  • Jimin: Suga-hyung giving an explanation, it feels really different.
  • Jhope: Why is it so awkward.
  • JJY: It's been two years already, but he only says this now.

anonymous asked:

Warning for rape/sexual assault: My coworker is a rape victim and is recovering from severe ptsd and very recently her rapist decided that he would use our store for his daily shopping. She literally cannot function now and is too scared to do anything. I've talked to managers, HR, they all say they can't do shit b/c he "isn't doing anything wrong NOW by shopping" and "they need more solid proof." Short of ripping this dude apart, what's something I can do to get him the fuck out of my store?

This is a tough one. I’m not sure how you would handle that.  Can the co-worker get a restraining order? Then it would be illegal for him to be so close and then the managers would have to act right? I’m not sure. I’m so sorry she is dealing with this and bless you for trying to help her! -Mandie

Okay, everybody needs to take a look at this comission of Adelaide I got from xfrieschutz and FLIP OUT. BECAUSE OH MY GOD I’M STILL YELLING??? IT’S JUST SO GOOD AND BEAUTIFUL. I’m dead, I literally cannot handle it. You should definitely got get a commision when they open cause I mean Just! Look!! I’m still flipping out about it.

anonymous asked:

Okay so I went to watch the new Star vs. episode after you posted the link and wow you're right that was really gay and my heart can't handle this. Now I'm wondering, do you ship Tomco?

ayy B)

and well before this ep, no because they were enemies and I usually don’t go for the enemy-ships trope

but this ep was so nice and you can tell Tom is making an effort to be better and they were actually bonding and stuff and literally sang a love song duet I mean

so I guess yeah sort o f? it’s cute lmao

anonymous asked:

I'm so obsessed with Ian as Harry's gay mentor/grandfather right now I can't handle it. Like Harry's smile is killing me. I never thought I would love to see him snuggling with an elderly gay man and I don't know what's going on. It's literally the happiest I've seen him in so. Fucking. Long. IM GLAD YOU FEEL SOMEWHAT THE SAME. (Also like it comes after harry basically admits to being a LOTR nerd, so that's another thing)

HARRY AND ELLEN
HARRY AND IAN
HARRY AND ELTON (back but still)

I NEED CHRISTMAS JUMPERS AND BIG FAMILY GATHERINGS.

A MIGHTY NEED.

LOOK. HARRY IS BASICALLY A YOUNG IAN. IAN KNOWS WHAT HE IS GOING THROUGH (as a lot of us do) AND HARRY MEETS AN IDOL. THIS DOESNT MAKE ANY SENSE. I AM SORRY. I’m A BIG BURSTING HEART RIGHT NOW.