literally boogers

i’m in love (m)

Originally posted by theking-or-thekid

in which you’re the sole person jungkook always gives in to. 

genre: fluff, slight angst, mentions of dirty stuff and implied sex

word count: 2207

― badboy!jungkook x reader [childhood friends au]

a/n: this is short and awful but oh well


     “I WILL GIVE YOU A BLOWJOB,” you whined, trailing after Jungkook like a lost puppy. Your friend of nineteen years stared down at you in horror, stopping in his tracks. “Please, I am begging you!”

“Y/N, don’t even joke about that. I’m literally going to hurl,” Jungkook said, disgust written all over his features. He lifted a hand and flicked your forehead. Hard. 

“Ow! Fuck, Kook!” You swore loudly at him, covering your forehead. “What the fuck is wrong with you? I just want you to be my plus one at my cousin’s wedding!”

“And I already said no like twenty times! I told you I have something to do this weekend,” he snapped back, swatting your hand away and examining the reddening spot in the middle of your forehead. He pressed his thumb into it and shoved you back. “Stop being fucking annoying and go run off like a good girl.”

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anonymous asked:

Tbh Yuuri's worst feature would be a 9.9/10 on a bad day. Assuming there was a worst feature? Maybe he picks his nose and eats the boogers? It's literally still gold.

How dare??? Yuuri is base level 10/10, you let my snotty son dispose of his boogers however he likes he is baseline perfect and that is that >:(

nananaheyanna  asked:

i was watching the ofa trailer again and i paused when elsa says "let the holidays begin" and i noticed there are decorative snowgies on the bells that people are holding (it looks like snowgies idk if they are)

good thing than watching the OFA trailer again. I love how this fandom ruins its life. I LOVE HOW WE’RE ALL NERDS.

mmmmh… i’m not sure about the snowgies thingie. It looks like random decorations to me.

also i’m not really confortable about the fact Arendelle people decorate stuff with literal Elsa’s magical boogers hahahahahha